george costanza - i was in the pool

[tranquelmischief]

This is harder to watch then the alien getting sucked out the window in alien 4

[thecobbsalad1]

Haters mad 'cause they got Costanza dicks.

[no1dirtbag]

@thecobbsalad1 LOL!!!!!!

[Sebella28]

This is why I fucking love Seinfeld <3

[cyrax1311]

9 people shrank in the pool

[SmashBrosFan19]

George has a really hairy chest and big nipples

[frogpsychedelic]

Pool's closed

[VayuPurana]

Had such a crush on george (jason alexander) when I was younger, still kinda do lol

Also its the opposite for me when I'm in the pool .-.

[handsomebrick]

@VayuPurana Bullshit

[VayuPurana]

@handsomebrick bullshit of me liking george or bullshit of how I am in the pool?

[Zarhejo]

"It shrinks?"

"Like a frightened turtle."

[presidentbrian1]

8 people were not it the pool, but look like they where

[raulpisko7]

8 people were in the pool

[TheMattkroeger]

LeBron was in the pool

[chicodkid]

Congressman Wiener said he had the same problem in his tweet pics ! lol

[BeanManIncorporated]

Is shrinkage common knowledge, cuz now Im wondering that myself.

[misinglink15]

this episode got me into seinfeld cause of the shrinkage topic and elaine's line "it shrinks?" women don't have a clue...

[k9kaos37]

Funny! Reminds me of the episode "Brain Eraser" from Regular Show!

[dyumbla]

Lol I was in health class today and the discussion was about the male scrotom and how it works when in a pool of cold water and our teacher reffered to this scene in seinfeld.

[Israel5234]

I was in the pool! Classic

[IAmMichaelMyers]

women are so penis stupid.

yet they expect guys to know about the vagina...a thing that bleeds, gets wet, and smells like fish. It's like a fucking smelly cave down there!

Women are dumb.

[Nabo00o]

@IAmMichaelMyers

Stereotypes are dumb, that goes for both sexes i believe.

[BeanManIncorporated]

@Nabo00o Agreed.

[nickmordo]

Shrinkage is the worst, and all the guys know it. Especially in the winter!

[unleashedx72]

8 People are killing INDEPENDENT GEORGE!!!

[SmashBrosFan19]

George is gettin upset! Worlds are colliding!

[SmashBrosFan19]

GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET!!

[JamesTKirkCobain]

It's so true, chicks are so naive about cock. They think it remains the same size all the time. My sister told me she had no idea about erections until she was in her 20s. She actually thought men had erections all the time, that it was the natural state of the penis. She thought "erection" just meant orgasm. "I'm having an erection".

[fernandatralala]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........

[AEMoreira81]

8 people had shrinkage!

[Willandacamera]

Eight people were never in the pool.

[pinkarcticfoxyy]

i dont get it?

[urion43]

@pinkarcticfoxyy his dick is small because he was in the pool. The cold and cold water makes men dicks shrink temporarily.

[Hitmonchan107]

@urion43 Huh, that's why during sex we are all "in heat" :P....

[edeligonul]

@pinkarcticfoxyy It shrinks. Like a frightened turtle.

[binder673]

pure classic comedy

[lookylook777]

George is lying The pool is closed 

[Achilles9991]

Happened to me last night. A damn shame.

[HeliosPhoenix]

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOOL!

[kalibos]

I WAS IN THE POOOOOOOL!!!

[yankeesnrangers29]

I couldn't stop laughing

[Chronos127]

U felt your were short changed,, SHRINKAGE!

[Brian112891]

George might have a flabby, hairy body, but his biceps are actually pretty good!

[deathmetal925]

"This was suppose to be the Summer of George!"

[SmashBrosFan19]

George is gettin upset!

[ourspiderweb]

get the shirt at zazzle

[cropanimationstm]

George IS "The Shrinkage".

[polkadotzeaturfaceup]

ahahhaa i feel so bad for her. and him....

[diz2damax]

hahaha it did a turtle

[3rdwavgrrrl]

it can shrink?? lololol i didnt know this!

[ChalktheChase]

It's true. Most of it's mass comes from blood in the muscles, after all, and that tends to contract more in the cold than the other bits in your body.

[augustw3st]

noob

[nuwavevidspud]

He should have said What the hell are you staring at.

[j042105m]

@nuwavevidspud yea but she would of answered back with "a ken doll" haha

[mattfca]

'how would she know about shrinkage?'

[mhertz25]

Former As The World Turns soap star Melanie Smith played Rachel.

[billybattsforprez]

hes a grower not a shower

[nobodysperfect06]

who is the actress that plays Rachel?

[yosoyelfercho]

elaine: -it shrinks?

george: - like a frightened turtle

[Spacemonkeymojo]

The girls reaction when she opens the door is so GOOD LOL

[Harshcore811]

WHy did all this bad stuff happen to George?

[vmelkon]

it is based on my life

[hett22]

like a frightened turtle

[OrganicTastesBetter]

I WAS IN THE POOL!

[IAmSamThatIAM]

I'm glad I don't have to worry about shrinkage, because I don't have a pool!

[FragMan69]

Hahahah HE WAS IN THE POOL

[OrganicTastesBetter]

yeah, you see we don't want to know.

[phildoc3]

that's very unfortunate

[rchaser4]

actually, it would be:

"That's a shame"

[emoviebuff87]

this show has alot of classic moments. this is one of them.

[horrorflicks44]

haha clasic seinfeld clip lol 5 stars!

[Invadrshanee]

cocoa puffs and milk

[GatesJJ1]

XDXDXD Im really sorry

[AirknightTony]

poor bastard lol

[sciotto8]

I used to not like this show, but one day I got into it, called my brother, who had been trying to convince me for years to watch it, and said, "You've done it, Man!"

[Danex5o]

LOL SAME i used to really dislike it but now i understand its the most ingenius sitcom on tv

[davidp899]

wow youre an idiot. people like you shouldn't be allowed to watch this show

[davidp899]

you are just stupid, thats why you shouldn't watch the show. and your comeback wasn't nearly good enough to warrant a costanzaesque "going out on a high note"

[TheGoonsies]

You don't understand...there was SHRINKAGE!

[pookoof]

Costanza on GAF is a lying sack of shit! He's still a virgin but you all fell for his bs story. You guys are smarter than that.

[badajoz12321]

all the comments are so dumb on this one, just goes to show... dumb people if you dont get it go away and watch some other stuff idiots u annoy me..

[badajoz12321]

ur too dumb to be watching this bub. Go away, you are annoying.  This clip is funny lol.

[thrax13]

but the pool is closed...:S

[ruleoforder]

This happened to me only minus the shrinkage

and I nailed her.

[Hellooli]

lmfao at all these comments from neogaf

[newman20072008]

do women know about SRINKAGE? LOL

[Grimgerde]

ROFL

[RvYooK]

then who was pool?!?

[Justgetmein]

Let me in neogaf, j00 dudez.

testing robot thingy and shounding like a n00blet

[ckw0n]

this guys are idiots

[Grimgerde]

This guy are sick.

[Perspicacity]

How can he pool?

[roosters93]

can this please die already?

[spooed]

:o :o :o

[Lyonaz]

HAHAhA seinfeld rocks

[kaervaslol]

AWESOME

[Kast]

Haha hadn't seen that one

[roosters93]

how girl get pragnent?

[b0b415]

very carefully,

[JTNugget]

Happens when you pee in her mouth.

[adamsappel]

How is babby formed?

[TheGreatDave]

God damn you half Japanese girls. Do it to me every time.

[strangebooj]

i was in the pool

[rampur2k3]

i was in the pool

[needles1987]

George's hot girlfriend left because of his shrinkage. I'd hate to be George.

[bluerisk]

At the end he achieves the ultimative victory and by seeing Rachel (Jerry's gf) all naked.

He was so full of joy on the way back to NY...

[DH2020]

Not really, he didn't get laid, he never got to see his own girlfriend naked and on the way back to NYC, Rachel threw a tomato on his face.

[bluerisk]

Did he feel good or not?

Rachel was the loser of the Hamptons: being seen by George naked, being tricked by Kramer to eat non kosher food etc. pp.

To get laid with Rachel would have been a bit over the top.

[pookoof]

Costanza still full of shit

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[SEMIprofoundness]

Something tells me Costanza looks like this guy.

Fuck GAF, let me post. Approve INTUNEevolution, I've been waiting since october.

[aj2good4you2]

GTFO GAY-GAF

[VisionnerzBN]

most people agreed with pookoof though. whats the problem?

[RoyStorey]

omg

[yetismasher]

ahahahah, hahaha. I love the internet so much

[8gub]

lol believe

[staticbb]

FUCKIN OWNED

[MisterCool]

Pause it at 0:07.

[nickers2]

you know the annoying thing is that "shrinkage" actually happens

[bobbyewing311]

lol classic

[princefifa]

hahahahahh shrink

[powersevilgoldmember]

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

Classic Seinfeld humor right there!

[jpbalkenende]

It's very important women know about shrinkage. Don't judge based on contours after swimming ladies! Although I shouldn't complain.. Yes DO judge muahahaha!

[Archedgar]

So true, women knew nothing about shrinkage before this.

George = pioneer, lol great episode.

[iTurriagaFilms]

Priceless.

[darkmischief1]

This episode did open the window to women about chlorene filled pool water and penis's

[jpbalkenende]

Has nothing to do with chlorene in my experience. It's all temperature.

[BLOOURN]

you don't understand..there was shrinkage!

[DCsKaTeR1218]

I WAS IN THE POOOL!! hahah shrinkage

[mxc4romano]

Awesome.

[RespectDiCaprio]

Fucking hilarious. Shrinkage.

[EmNic0lls]

I love this whole episode it's funny.

[Demyx0913]

"I Was In The Pool! I Was In The Pool!"

Hahah Classic

[R0bebZXD]

LOL Thats Funny!!

[FASCANTRON]

it shrank because of the cold water

[sainters7]

haha oh course the girl doesnt get it...

God bless this episode, it taught so many women about shrinkage. George took one for the team

[poopfart69696]

hahah!This show rules!