The main reason why the English National Team have not won at least another World Cup is because of the English Press!!
They are the ones who always build them up in order to their cheap, outdated, newspapers and then at the end et them down.
The same happened with the Scottish squad in 1978. That was a class, team, one a million. But they weren´t allowed to play their game. The "press" saw to to that.
Couldn't of said it any better myself. that's the reason why Brazil play such a beautiful and accurate game because they are allowed to play the way they want to, they know each other's positional tendencies and abilities, England have the same awareness but their not allowed to move the way they want to, the midfield is rigid and restrictive and the upfront is blocked because of this, 4-4-2 is ineffective with the England team because the forwards are swamped, 4-3-2-1 is the way to go.
This great film reminded me of a documentary a few years back about former England manager Graham Taylor called ' The impossible job.' I'm pretty sure the Director of this movie watched the documentary and thought it would make a funny film. It has been said before but it is scary how true to life this movie is and how things have not changed in all this time. You can watch the doc on Google videos.
the scene outside the hotel is very very funny.your own fans are meant to keep the opposition team players up all night by singing your shit and you know you are,..not your own team
"Lets show them our superior skills, techniques", love it when then Brazillian kids run a ring around the assistant with their superior skills and techniques. lol. Excellent filming.
I like the fact that this was made before the Capello debacle at the last world cup. We never learn.
" HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT THE CROWD ARE *beep* SHOUTING!?!
BASSETT *beep*, BASSETT'S A *beep*, BASSETT'S A BA *beep*, BASSETT'S A *beep*, THEY SHOULDN'T BE *beep* SHOUTING AT ME, THEY SHOULD BE SHOUTING AT YOU! AND YOU KNOW WHY?? ITS *beep* HALF TIME AND WE'RE *beep* 2 NIl DOWN TO THE *beep* CKIN MEXICANS, *beebs* WRONG WITH YA, GET YOUR*beep*CKIN FINGERS OUT, WHERES YA *beep* BOTTLE (throws box at goalkeeper) *beep* PAY ATTENTION WHEN IM *beep*CKIN TALKING TO YA!!!!!!!!!
love this film but it didn't get half, even a tenth, of the credit it deserved. I guess this injustice has at least stopped it being repeated three times a week on itv2.
Doddsy wheres the balls?! .... 'Where better than the mexicans- where better than the mexicans' Wheres the ball, i tell you what boss they took it round me like i wasnt even there!
The cops running from Wacko was priceless. The Brazilian police are known to be brutal during football matches. The most corrupt police force in the world. ALL THESE SLAGS ARE BLOKES hahaha that is so Rio.
This is the best part of them all. what a class film this was and it didnt get the acclaim it deserved...the film completely took the piss out of the whole England boss situation and was very intelligently done .
I love the half time team talk and the scene outside the team bus is just hilarious!!! Cheers for putting this on here.
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PeterOwen88 3 weeks ago
Best half time team talk ever
FOOTYMTW 3 weeks ago
Better than capello was
hhumpo21 3 weeks ago
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my favioure movie and my faviourte secene at 6:51 and bleeped out
powdermannnnreturns 1 month ago
"you what!? they've shaved his eyebrows off because we drew with Egypt!? oh fucking hell!!!" hahahahaha!
mickvandam69 1 month ago
gucci versace ferrero rocher hahahhah
kinglfc4life 1 month ago
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GUCCI..
VERSACE..
FERRERO ROCHER..
CAS' I'M GOING TO THE AMBASSADORS RESHEPSHUN..
Tonka is without doubt, my favourite character.
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20Ireland09 1 month ago
have you let a girl in your room?? of course i havent (bloke walks in) ive never seen that fella before in my life GOTTA LOVE TONKA
SEMAJLUAP 2 months ago
Top british humour
ReeceBocking 2 months ago
His expression when he talks to the fans is hillarius
ddddaniildimitris 2 months ago
this is every england game now! haha
smethy92 3 months ago
Hang on...that's Wacko...what's he doing...look....he's right in the thick of it!
Brilliant.
FulhamsFinest1 3 months ago
The main reason why the English National Team have not won at least another World Cup is because of the English Press!!
They are the ones who always build them up in order to their cheap, outdated, newspapers and then at the end et them down.
The same happened with the Scottish squad in 1978. That was a class, team, one a million. But they weren´t allowed to play their game. The "press" saw to to that.
MIKE21071964 4 months ago
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matty007 4 months ago
Couldn't of said it any better myself. that's the reason why Brazil play such a beautiful and accurate game because they are allowed to play the way they want to, they know each other's positional tendencies and abilities, England have the same awareness but their not allowed to move the way they want to, the midfield is rigid and restrictive and the upfront is blocked because of this, 4-4-2 is ineffective with the England team because the forwards are swamped, 4-3-2-1 is the way to go.
matty007 4 months ago
The main reason why the English National Team have not won at least another World Cup is because of the Fucking English Press!!
They are the ones who built us up to sell their cheap, outdated, newspapers and then let us down,
MIKE21071964 4 months ago
Like if you think the England/Egypt game sums up the English national football team during major international tournaments.
youse12132 6 months ago
This great film reminded me of a documentary a few years back about former England manager Graham Taylor called ' The impossible job.' I'm pretty sure the Director of this movie watched the documentary and thought it would make a funny film. It has been said before but it is scary how true to life this movie is and how things have not changed in all this time. You can watch the doc on Google videos.
BenManhireFashion 6 months ago
the scene outside the hotel is very very funny.your own fans are meant to keep the opposition team players up all night by singing your shit and you know you are,..not your own team
cab1ish 6 months ago
"Lets show them our superior skills, techniques", love it when then Brazillian kids run a ring around the assistant with their superior skills and techniques. lol. Excellent filming.
I like the fact that this was made before the Capello debacle at the last world cup. We never learn.
we're CLASS CLASS
TJmoneymaker13 7 months ago
lol england vs egypt was probably the same match as england vs algeria wc2010
katkaif123 7 months ago
No, no that was the Brazilian police, no Wacko's fine.
DXvsnWo1 10 months ago
"IF YOU DON'T WANNA WEAR THE SHIRT FUCKING TAKE IT OFF, THERE'S FUCKING THOUSANDS OF KIDS OUT THERE WHO'D FUCKING DIE TO PUT THAT FUCKING SHIRT ON"
LMAO
Naruto69r 1 year ago
" HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT THE CROWD ARE *beep* SHOUTING!?!
BASSETT *beep*, BASSETT'S A *beep*, BASSETT'S A BA *beep*, BASSETT'S A *beep*, THEY SHOULDN'T BE *beep* SHOUTING AT ME, THEY SHOULD BE SHOUTING AT YOU! AND YOU KNOW WHY?? ITS *beep* HALF TIME AND WE'RE *beep* 2 NIl DOWN TO THE *beep* CKIN MEXICANS, *beebs* WRONG WITH YA, GET YOUR*beep*CKIN FINGERS OUT, WHERES YA *beep* BOTTLE (throws box at goalkeeper) *beep* PAY ATTENTION WHEN IM *beep*CKIN TALKING TO YA!!!!!!!!!
England lose 4-0 LMFAO!
cannonballfroggy 1 year ago 8
"Some of you guys are on £50k a week." Bloody hell, that's peanuts compared to what they get these days.
bloodydarrenpurse 1 year ago 2
Awww lads! All these slags are blokes! oot Ladyboy, oout!
Matt23leeds 1 year ago
"...they want bloody locking up the lot of them.....hang on, that's Wacko."
haha, that's great.
Mnchsterr1 1 year ago
my favourite scene is the half-time team talk against mexico, but my favourite character is tonkinson haha
seggaman123 1 year ago
nice scene..practice without any ball,,really funny..lmao
bobhairi 1 year ago 2
team bus scene- dude looks like Johnny Knoxville LMAO
NAQW 1 year ago
wasted question, was being lazy, is Primal Scream - When the Kingdom Comes
CHEESYhairyGASH 1 year ago
love this film but it didn't get half, even a tenth, of the credit it deserved. I guess this injustice has at least stopped it being repeated three times a week on itv2.
Does any one know the song at 6:16?
CHEESYhairyGASH 1 year ago
reminds me of the England-Algeria game back at the world cup..........
ssw1989 1 year ago 19
"Mike, its the worst game of football I've ever seen in my life"
"Oh come on! What about the game we played against the Belgians six months ago?"
JonWilde2105 1 year ago
6.52-7.33 cappelo v algeria lmao x
cumbo92 1 year ago 2
@cumbo92
More like England vs Egypt in the film.
youse12132 1 year ago
00:45 - 01:15 - Immediately sprang to mind after Algeria match yesterday.
Cascadia07 1 year ago 4
@Cascadia07 Likewise. the similarities between this whole world cup campaign and this film are frightening!
djeclarke 1 year ago 2
@djeclarke That's almost true. I'd say the similarties between EVERY recent England worldcup campagin and this film are frightening!
STEPHENWRAYSFORD33 1 year ago
@Cascadia07 lol, thats true
STEPHENWRAYSFORD33 1 year ago
@cpdp999 lol its 'a pocket full of potatoes and a funny hat' *giggle*
szypulski3535 1 year ago
he was having sex with a tranny
talk2malawyer 1 year ago
lol those kids are the future for brazil
PevaC7 1 year ago
ive never seen that fella before in my like haha
benmcguiggin 1 year ago
"Gucci. Versace. Ferrero Roche!" Class
mellor51 1 year ago
"some of you lads are on £100,000 a week
these lads, are on a pocketfull of pesatos and a funny hat"
n17spurs 1 year ago
@n17spurs you must be deaf, its 50 grand and potatoes, or maybe you cant spell =P
cpdp999 1 year ago
Anyone know the music at 00:54
youse12132 1 year ago
tell ya what boss..took it round me like i wern't even there hahaha
kurtdiablo 1 year ago
God that England vs Egypt montage beautifully sums up a boring 0-0 draw lol
youse12132 1 year ago
so what the hell are u askin me for? wankers! hahaha
THM2008 1 year ago
2:57
lfc011 1 year ago
La Bombonera? Don't think so
camp14dogg 1 year ago
Doddsy with the kids, "do that again i'll rip your bloody legs off"
Whitesince91 1 year ago
6:49
powdermannnnreturns 1 year ago
what about the game against belgium?
marcthelark 1 year ago
Anyone know what the song at the beginning of this video is (when they're traveling to the "Ambassador's Reception")?
usafan12 2 years ago
Doddsy wheres the balls?! .... 'Where better than the mexicans- where better than the mexicans' Wheres the ball, i tell you what boss they took it round me like i wasnt even there!
I <3 this film! :)
priestieMTFC 2 years ago
nar i like 9 mins
willrooney1994 2 years ago
6.51
For me thats the best scene.
gv1955 2 years ago 3
Same here, I absolutely pissed my pants laughing LOL then the bit after when he says "England lose 4-0" LOL
sergeantfan 2 years ago
9.39 when he.s crying buy the door fucking so funny
coolio8113 2 years ago 2
.....fuck off...
TomGreenUK 2 years ago 2
these lads get a pocket full o pasetas and a funny hat
tomlils17 2 years ago
il tell you what boss, he took it round me like i wernt even there lol
Joeyjoejoe92 2 years ago
all these slags are blokes
tomlils17 2 years ago 2
what ya asking me for? wankers!
driller007 2 years ago
La Bombonera is in Buenos Aires, not in Brazil
XOPAUXO 2 years ago
affective partnership of strength and speed....FUCK OFF lol
oo0pulse0oo 2 years ago 3
absolutely brilliant! what a way to answer the mob crowds
tomlils17 2 years ago 2
Fuck Off
LOL
LaurenDrummondsMan 2 years ago 3
That half time team talk would be so much funnier if they hadn't blocked the swearing lol :P
The response to the fans and the media is hilarious! I bet real football managers want to say that to them.
JoshBerno 2 years ago
Makes me laugh everytime.The fans tell Mike what to do and his response right at the end after listening to them he tells them to fuck off,lol.
suckyamomma30 2 years ago
I love the music during the England-Egypt game.
It's just hilarious!
youse12132 2 years ago
nah that was the brazilian police, wackos fine.
pezman199 2 years ago 2
hang on, thats wacko
priceless :L
zombaidtm 2 years ago
shaved his eyebrows offbecoz they drew with egypt XD hahahahaha!
monstersocks72 2 years ago 2
do that again and ill rip your bloody legs off!
tomlils17 2 years ago
The cops running from Wacko was priceless. The Brazilian police are known to be brutal during football matches. The most corrupt police force in the world. ALL THESE SLAGS ARE BLOKES hahaha that is so Rio.
gibranm 2 years ago
FUCK OFF!!!!
IRB1916 2 years ago
you've already made up your mind, YOU WANKERS! hahahahahhaha genius
Flintshire1991 2 years ago
your shittt and you know you are
hahahahaha
ajbrown218villa 2 years ago
"FUCK OFF"
marksparky22 2 years ago 2
MON THE ALBA!!!!
bluenosejamie 3 years ago
2.18 -2.24 is golden..i laughed my ass off...'FUCK OFF' HAHAHAHHA..wat a way to silence the hate mob lol!!!
mrSHOWTIME1501 3 years ago 2
ive never seen that bloke in my life!!! lol lol
devro666 3 years ago
that's Wacko!!!!
kylewillis7 3 years ago
Such an underrated film. Bobby Robson, Graham Taylor, Venables & MaClaren must relate to alot of it.
ogfunk187 3 years ago 7
"England lose 4-0" =-))
FortifiedWineLover 3 years ago 2
"You're dropped."
baboonfish555 3 years ago 2
"Run over there and get the ball off those kids"
Airashii 3 years ago 4
ive never seen that bloke in me life!
djleeroyfelling 3 years ago
what? they've shaved his eyebrows off coz we drew with egypt? OH FUCKIN HELL! hahahahaha
mikeyboy2810 3 years ago 3
"How lads! All these slags are bloaks!"
hahhaa
pipnufc 3 years ago 2
"Effective partnership of strength and skill!"
"FUCK OFF!!!" lol
YourMamSUCKS 3 years ago 48
@YourMamSUCKS
hahahahahaha!
mickvandam69 1 year ago
@YourMamSUCKS That is superb!
Matt23leeds 1 year ago
wacko= legend
penlid9 3 years ago 5
This is the best part of them all. what a class film this was and it didnt get the acclaim it deserved...the film completely took the piss out of the whole England boss situation and was very intelligently done .
I love the half time team talk and the scene outside the team bus is just hilarious!!! Cheers for putting this on here.
elmexingles 3 years ago 34
cant tackle the brazillians
fletchermossrangers 3 years ago 3
CUM ON ENGLAND
fletchermossrangers 3 years ago 2
haha the half time agaisnt mexico is the best acting ever ricky is classic just brilliant thanks for uploading
lfctwentytwo 3 years ago 3