Dane Cook- Struck by a Vehicle

[The5admeets3vil]

dexter was driving that dodge, thumbs up if you know what im saying

[raylundbech]

I'm a huge fan of Louis C.K., and I would love to say that this is ripped off from him, but the fact is, except for the 10 seconds where he thinks about what he should yell to the guy about to get hit by the vehicle, it is nothing like C.K.'s bit. Cook annoys the shit out of me too, but it doesn't seem fair to accuse the guy of stealing material. I think people are now just ashamed and maybe kinda embearassed of how much they really liked the guy 6 years ago!

[NeremyJelson]

@raylundbech i also like Louie, and I don't think Cook stole this one. Though, I'm pretty sure he ripped off Kids Name's and used it in his My Son Optimus Prime, and stole Louie's "Itchy Asshole" joke and used in a joke which he didn't change the name of after ripping it off.

[SouthParkBear]

@raylundbech

This is NOT the joke he stole from Louis, it's one of cook's lame-ass "adaptations" of it made AFTER he got caught stealing it.

And he just proves what a DOUCHEBAG he is, by acting like it's so "COOL" to see someone get hit by a car.

Yeah, maybe if that someone was DANE COOK.

[lindsayallships]

LMFAO!! a dodge! xDD 

[Vinny0151]

oh hey it's that Lewis CK joke!

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

Too funny! Luv that its a dodge!

[sclerotictepknb]

sounds cool and funny

[avondale09]

People only hate Dane Cook because they like to be non conformist and dislike things that are super popular. "Oh, 15 year old girls like Dane Cook? I can't like him then, I have to think he's stupid or else it will mean I have the sense of humor of a 15 year old girl..." It's effing stupid. Like what you like because you LIKE IT, who cares what anyone else thinks? If it's funny, LAUGH! If you don't think it's funny, then STFU and don't listen to it!

[Jmantheangryman]

@avondale09 actually its because he steals jokes

[avondale09]

@Jmantheangryman He stole a few, yeah. He also wrote more than he stole. I'm not angry because he makes me laugh anyway. Get over it, dude. I find it hard to believe that most comedians haven't stolen an idea or two at least some point in their career.

[Jmantheangryman]

@avondale09 Its a lot more than one or two.... theres a reason why the comic community hates people like Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia.

[avondale09]

@Jmantheangryman I agree, but I think the reason has a lot less to do with stealing and a lot more to do with jealousy and nonconformity.

[Jmantheangryman]

@avondale09 Well it is certainly not that way for me.. I thought Dane Cook and Carlos mencia were pretty decent until I found out that they were both theifs.

[Jmantheangryman]

I'll tell you why we hate Dane. He's a fucking theif. He stole this bit from Louis CK. Look up "Guy on a Bike" by louis CK its from his Live In Houston CD

He's stolen from others as well. Also, Dane Cook is the most over rated comedian ever..

[COBHC963]

okay regardless if he stole it or not...he did it so much better

[Jmantheangryman]

@COBHC963 Thats fucking stupid. So you are saying its okay to STEAL SHIT, as long as some people think he did it better? Thats stupid.. thats like trying to defend Carlos Mencia for stealing a joke or a bit because he "did it better"

[wraith577]

@Jmantheangryman I'm having a better time watching this video than the original. The difference between a comedian and a writer is the ability to perform. Louis CK should've done his job better.

[Jmantheangryman]

@wraith577 dude.. you're saying that Louis CK should do his job better? Dane Cook should do his job better and write his own shit!!

[avondale09]

@Jmantheangryman he does write his own shit, and when he does, it's funny. And when he steals people's shit, it's also funnier than when the original guy did it. You just hate Dane Cook cuz he got famous telling a joke that someone else couldn't.

[Jmantheangryman]

@wraith577 Also..you are pretty much saying its okay for dane cook to steal shit as long as it seems entertaining to people.

[angelbabe59041]

What album is this on? i wanna download it

[liOVERLOADil]

Why does everyone hate Dane Cook so much now? He was loved by everyone like a year and a half ago and now all of a sudden everyone goes on and on about how they hate him and he's not funny. A lot of bandwagoning...

[Jmantheangryman]

@liOVERLOADil He's a fucking theif.

[OneLuckyMisfit]

haha you havent got many comments and if you like me you actually check now and then hoping someone cared to say something, so here you go! wooooo!! DANE COOK RULES

[clemencio16]

this vid is soo funny

lmao

[autodisaster08]

i was hit by a dodge and yeah its funny

[Sesshomaruluvr722]

You know what!!!!

i'd like see you get up there in front of those people and tell a joke!

I can promise if you do, i will go, and i will throw a banana at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tpmarczak]

Maybe so, but at least he won't be unoriginal.

[hoonmaster]

@Sesshomaruluvr722

Its like telling a patient to do their own surgery if the doctor fucked up.

[daffyphack]

I love how you got downvoted for telling the truth.

[spanishjointdos]

Haha that's what happens when just anyone can vote. Sometimes I wonder why I bother. At least you know what's up.

[wazamer]

a dodge lol how ironic

[snowboarderchick34]

hahahahaha omg this is so funny!!!!! ive always wanted to see someone be hit by a car, i know what he feels!!! so funny

[SuperApplepwnage]

streetkingevolution. its "She only says." you can get the full album at best buy

[StreetKingEvolution]

What was the song at the end of the video? Could someone tell me please?

[niteflame999]

lol fonny