What I Want In A Woman

[wyotecherxchick916]

Lmao ur perfect woman is a low esteem desperate white woman

[zerooneonefive]

Lmfao I am still watching this video in late 2011 and I first saw this the day he uploaded it... XD

[faithBogart8]

hihi just turned 18

[SharaSariiy481]

hm and i know what u wanna get of me

[Lithemasterofmetal]

2:54 XD lmao i died laughing

[cimark]

I miss the old stuff mr.p.. :(

[RosinaShantibn146]

hiya Hot, frisky and outgoing girl, who wants to have fun

[HellWarrior118]

@SIYAO0 That most likely will never happen for you. lol

[UniqueEverlasting]

He's actually exposing how unattractive unhealthy men want heatlthy attractive woman. I get the pun. Love this video. :)

[137Danni]

shut the fuck up ? just waisted 8 minutes and 41 seconds of my life:/

[IamHexxorz]

@137Danni Don't blame him for you watching the whole video lol that's your fault.

[zerooneonefive]

The funny part is, under his fake teeth he actually has SUPER straight white teeth, how epic is that

[xraidedlok]

AHAHAHAHAH funny.. do you sing?

[OveDecoy]

Keep Dreaming

[XrenegadeZ]

You'd think that been as fat as he is, he'd have self esteem issues. God bless you mr. Pregnant. Although i am slim and fit, i could never do some of the embarrasing things that you do. Amazing, Keep up the good work.

[tyriq99]

Fat people stink lol dat killed me and ur fat too u stink like pig shit

[PharaohDaniyal]

@tyriq99 YOU STINKIN PIG SHIT

[JoblessDerrick]

very good ...

[SIYAO0]

Please pull on a shirt...

[KOOLKYLE420]

ur fuckin funny man especially free willy

[qwertyuiopjaide]

come to me mr pregnant <3

[clazza01]

and smaller boobs than you?

impossible

in ur dreams u get a SLIM woman

why would they shag you? when there are stray dogs in the street? NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WASH YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SWEATY ASS

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOD DAMN FILTHY ANIMAL BITCH

[jason1993ish]

@clazza01 your an idiot...

[simonburbank]

@jason1993ish so are you it's you're

[Meeznerd]

no offence but u fat nd u tlkin about yur self

[clazza01]

@Meeznerd lol

[MrDeppness]

She has to be an intelligent, very very cute, peacock/ostrich.

[youngrc21]

Mrpregnant Is The Best!

[Radwen]

I want to marry you Mr. Pregnant.

[ariesluv35]

dam dude you are so dam ugly please  go to the dentist you look nasty

[NobelNighthawk274]

@ariesluv35 they are fake teeth retard

[hoodedkillaray]

@ariesluv35 It's fake teeth..

[Bramborail]

very nice !! :)

[imtonasty]

it's funny thats someone like this actoully have expectations for women

[katsuya223]

a nice treat?..like a dog biscuit? :P

[HannahssLyricss]

your the one whos fat round here mate!

[jjj5541]

@HannahssLyricss he knows that is why he said it, so it would be funny

[kenndiata]

i heard news that listerine gives u cancer

[JihadBunnydick]

what doesnt give you cancer these days?? LOL

[JihadBunnydick]

Dawg You gotta use babywipes for a cleanass not damn papertowels.

[JihadBunnydick]

What is this lovely jazz tune you have in the background? is it Billie Holiday?

[LBJTV]

haha no it's Louis Armstrong's ''Mack The Knife''

[JihadBunnydick]

Mr Pregnant for next president!!!!

[Smartfox2100]

What the hell hahahahahahahaahahha

ugly thing

[Fantosofthelight]

Wow he's the ugliest guy I've ever seen, fake teeth or no fat teeth. He's also thick, weird and disgusting. He'll never get a woman.

[Josh360]

snhacker snhaw! kali menta kali

[ladyluck092795]

"...Am I the only one who likes to dig my booty and sniff it?"

[doupe123]

lol u baaaddd no rasshole

[redlips74]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you is something else yes. LMAO oh lord hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[777Jamez777]

If you dont have nice teeth your pig shit xD AHAHHA

[Chastrie]

"What I admire..WHAT I ADORE!"

love it!

[ladygagga123]

love you fake teeth !!!!!.........you sound like cheff on south park XD

[thegreenpikmin]

lol, like ur fake teeth, and ur fake acsent.

[anoukpost]

are those your real theeth? :$

[777Jamez777]

no they are fake :D

you can see his real teeth in some other videos he has

[AznKaat]

what do you think?

WHERE IS YOUR INTELLIGENCE!?

[CiscoNast]

this is fuct up

[sh3n3ll708]

oh poor thing hunnie ull neva get a woman

[metalistspage33]

those r them fake teeth rite?

[JackSaysHi456]

Yeah.. lol

[fanpire14393]

He's lucky if he can even get a transvestite.

[Psychodevil001]

I want a woman who smells like crap and who can pee in my face..........

[RaiinbowBarf]

lol he looks like hes reaaly into his topic A.HA.HA

[raprockdjboy]

Mr.Pregnant is finally grown up ): they grow up show fast haha XD

[bigbuckVlog]

lmao "If you want to turn mr.pregnant on" i was eating while hearing that XD this guy rules

[Gamerkid2010]

is that his real teeth?

[Toshino2452]

no its not

[mortaldemon1]

no its those things you get in the 25 cent machines

[Neki9310]

no, fake once :D Watch some of hes other vids, some of them he doesnt wear them ..

[Psychodevil001]

no......... it-snot

[HuggalotXOmocha]

<333 Love.

[Faintedshadowxo]

Now that guy is fat o_O

and gross to.

[joshster89]

notice how when he talks about fat people and how much he hates them, he shows his fat tits and belly!

[tatemittins1992]

wow wtf !!????lol

[DARKSPINE10]

HE THINKS FAT PPL STINK XD >:3

[XDshit]

fat ppl nasty, fat ppl stink LOL

[systrin]

you sound jus like ah trini

[JONAVANN24]

HE IS

[L9na]

lol

cRa-c!!

[JONAVANN24]

thats the exact oppisite of you. lol

MR .P ROCKS

[pepgil]

LMFAO WHAHAHAAHAHAH SHIIIITT

[OraSarahProductions]

i love u

[smoikeys]

my god people are so hateful on youtube nowadays its obviously a joke you guys need to go do something more productive than sitting at the computer hating each other

[JihadBunnydick]

@smoikeys Amen to that

[kthug16920]

CUM CUM FOK YUH SHAMIN FOKN TRINI

[tojensen2]

cool!!!

[sk8rking360]

why call fat people "pig shit" it's really not a very nice way to talk about yourself tbh

[PangstrNx]

wat a idiot, get a life

[jodian25]

ur an idiot

[Doll3177]

yea well u and mr pigshit are both sexist pigs who obvisously only likegetting fucked by skinny bitches and tranny's and guys with mangina's , I wouldn't touch u or your small dick if u were the last fucked up guy in the world, which again u and mr pigshit should be roomates cuz your both sexist pigs, and for your information asshole I go to the gym unlike u crackhead bitch who has nothing better to do than judge ppl before u get to knw them!!!!!!

[Doll3177]

yea well then go and slap your mom silly then fucker

[gbmack2000]

u mad chill homes :/

[Doll3177]

you Mr Pigshit are no damn prize either , there's way more sexier men out there than you , who love big woman, maybe u should date your momma lol

[redfoxbennaton]

ME!

[lakkeyy11]

don't worry about what you want in a woman..they wouldn't touch you with a pole the size of china and germany put together

[OfCourseTheresMe]

you're a freak. hating on someone.

[iteksuckas96]

this guys a lard ass moron, hes a fuckin waste

[Neki9310]

He really likes the word; PigShit xD!

[Neki9310]

Awsome part when he says; Hoe dare you even have sex with a fat woman? EW!:D AAHHA ;) Funny as hell :D

[ZackRichardson1]

what

[kbryant1994]

No they aren't his real teeth people, you can see in some of his other videos where he is normal, his real teeth are fine. Plus in one of his videos his fake teeth actually fall out by accident xD

But he has normal, real teeth, the ones in these videos are just ones he puts in to make himself look funnier.

[zeepunky]

why the fuck are ppl saying hes a dumbshit for calling himself out he does not mean what hes saying hes just being funny ppls take a joke mr. pregnant is awsome! \m/

[retardationrules]

what about you?!?! your calling yourself pigshit? and if you want a woman that is in perfect shape skinny and butiflle! you have to be to!!!! *pukes* and stop ur chasing your fans away! not saying im fat or anything i have perfect everything but what about ur other fans!! your calling your fans pig shit!!!

[Neki9310]

Dude, why are are dont you just see its a joke?

[chiyerano]

lol This was hilarious.

[Diamondkid777]

was? IT STILL IS!!!

[erefefe2]

I subscribed

[TimmyDrummers21]

so fuckin funny when ur stoned

[curtiswicked]

ummm if you havent noticed mr pregnant your obese very fat so you stink of pigshit as well

[kbryant1994]

he was trying to be funny stupid. that was the point of what he was saying about fat people, he is able to make fun of himself, without caring. >.>

[MrSejealek1]

your ugly

[duckykpxox]

I subscribed. :]

[bolognadetector]

pig$#&! ROFL!!

[joshster89]

2:18

Mr. P is the posterboy for "taking care of the body"

[AnonShawi]

Some people are sure jealous of his confidence in here lol

[Khiron666]

This man appeals to my sense of humour

[nickypinkygirl123]

Hahaha!!!!

You are sooo funny!!!!

[prettyprettyful]

he's stupid this is not funny im not fat but i noe fat women you;re disgusting ur fat and ugly ur locksz iz horrid nd u need to shave det sh** u dont make me laugh get a life get off youtube ur not funny

[Chowfernow]

let's see you do better fag.

[Chowfernow]

raise ur arm and you'll smell pigshit, LOL!

[s1nr1dden]

an intelligent women, would pepper spray him in the face.

[nicag88]

lol,

[xEpiphanyz]

a intelligent woman will never choose you

haha!

[crimsonGibson]

This guy has bitches all over his nuts what are you talking about douchebag. He's alot more famous than you and I'm sure he's a lot funnier than you

[eik35]

does the woman have to have bigger tits than you? xD

[msscassysan]

he looks like a pig

[Luckbaladi]

I think its possible you have too much time on your hands. Please put on a shirt...a good women wouldn't want you!

[DashTH]

Shut up, any woman who wouldn't want Mr.Pregnant is fucking insane! I'd give myself to him, even though I'm not gay. Wtb hug.

[red666A]

I like model women. Lol! I would agree that, "i want a woman that like just the way i am." Haha!!

[BboiPopLock]

those aren't his real teeth =|

[DJKeenMusic]

yes they are

[lonilove0909]

are those his real teeth id think so

[ZacEfronRox2614]

I use that toothpaste lol

[kech8638]

lol

[JakChrist]

tell me he isn't really like this.. he prolly is.. I love freaks.

[mariamisinthehouse]

hey im available over here im interested

[TheZoltanian]

god i joke about it but people can be turned on by food

[Fart946]

yah you said it......smokin sucks.

and that was funny when you said check me out lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigAndae118]

we all no she doesnt exist lol

[LOLLEDGHIRL]

damn i love your videos.

[jesuriah]

1: Sterilize yourself

2:

3: I profit.

[Ohdangitsroxyboo]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU(:

you are my idol!

[Uscareme23]

hard to find a girl who dosent smoke or DRINK. you know you all do lol XD

[18sockmonkey18]

models dont like you

[koolgrey12]

you should ask yourself "what does a woman want in me"

[blaqmarkit]

i dont particularly like your videos...the few i've seen...but this one was HILARIOUS!!!! subz

[ImTeddeighbear]

Your videos are hilarious!!!! keep it up...Laura

[freakshowaffair]

lmao this reminds me of this midget i tossed 4 50 bucks lol god bless a good arm and velcro (shoes) ahhh yes the velcro midged teeth bucky freeg

[VurtFilmz]

u remind me of hermes from futerama

[hurleytwin999]

u shouldnt b picky

if i were u i would settle for a piece of shit, then again the shit would have to settle for u

[since1876]

Wow... you just don't get it, do you?

[hurleytwin999]

i guess not

[pricouskutea]

omg lol

[vanessacookies617]

i'll be yur womann

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(:

[pivan23]

LOL

[MitZRoXUrFacE]

This comment is for SecretOMFG123. Um, well good job for stateing the obvious, who is too dense to um..... actually get the irony of his joke.... stupid ass... i find it quite humorous. good job mr. pregnant.... shoot us with the sarcasmo ray again... heh

[AhymeeBabe]

Are they your real teeth? :O

[WOOYAYHOORAY]

no they arent

[SecretOMFG123]

he allways sais "i hate fat people" and "ft people stink dog shit" or something like that.. but he's damn fat himself! lol then he stinks pig shit. xD

[usarelnombre]

U DONT IKE THIS RACIST

[xxBOWWOWxxLYDZxx]

In real life u already av a girl cas u can hear her in some of ur videos.

[Sithis57]

won't get a girl.

[eric2174936]

Love u <3

[purpleallstar16]

mr. pregnant this is your best yet

[fvaletudo06]

oh i shat my pants eww

[Buzypeon]

Shnaka shnaol !! :]

[Crazyindians69]

aaahahahahaha omg this guy is so funny

[john13louis]

haha this guy is the funniest person on youtube by far!

[cIrCuSsTaRz]

He wants a women completly oppisite of him. xD

[doingear]

lol, stink...SSSTTTIIINNNKKK!

[stuwk1]

he wants a woman with bigger tities than him