Loveline Lightning Round - Adam Carolla

[goodfella2145]

"I usually wipe myself with the cat and give a tube sock to the gal, I guess chivalry's dead huh buddy...." how does one come up with something as funny and creative that quickly?? Adam's the man

[6motion6]

Can't believe Adam Carolla thinks he's so funny. He's too loud, interrupts, acts like a stupid frat boy (oh well, that caters to his audience). Sick of shit heads who make too much money. I just want to reach in the radio and strangle him.

[jbmp1390]

@6motion6 dude if you hate him so much then why the hell are you watching this video? lol

[6motion6]

@6motion6

Because I like Dr. Drew. I'll also admit Adam Carolla is funny sometimes; just not in this vid. BTW, I'm not a dude.

[legend3061]

@6motion6 i just want to bust a nut on your ugly mug

[6motion6]

@legend3061

I'll save you the trouble. I'll bust it for you-first I'll pour gasoline on it, light it afire then hit it with a sledge hammer. While I'm at it, will also hit the hammer on your ugly mug.

[legend3061]

@6motion6 every one is beautiful in their own way. You, judging by your picture, are beautiful like a down's syndrome Crispin Glover

[TerrariumFusilage1]

I did the same thing. I got my sex ed from this show every night

[blink7777777]

whats the date for this episode?

[Crankshaft87]

I usually just wipe myself with a cat and leave a tube sock for the gal. haaaha!

[ForDoverUSA]

wow.

[TragicTouchdown]

you tell me you take a nap after youre done im gonna exploooooooode

[themagius]

i love this. i hate radio stations who have real people who sound like this

[thebub716]

"thatsssss Dr. DRRRRRRRUUUUUUUEEEEWWWWWWWWW"

[longfrancesco]

I would fall asleep listening to loveline every night in highschool. good times!!

[captscurlock]

@longfrancesco ITLL LOWER YOUR SPERM IF YOU PUT A SPRINKLER KEY IN THERE WHOO

[omgstfudavid]

@longfrancesco yeah and then wake up to rodney on the roq...good times

[ritter89]

Drew must have no sense of humor of whatsoever. This bit is genius. What's sad is that this is how the majority of FM and AM radio stations function. The same format, same loud and rambling host surrounded by those cheap sound effects and time updates by the minute. Drew's a complete downer. Takes himself and his goofy job way too seriously. It's Loveline for christ's sake. Half the callers are either retarded or under 12

[thepunkfish109]

@ritter89 I think part of the comedy comes from his role as the "straight man" who tries to keep soldiering on through Adam's wildness. Just a thought.

[SCBCWTB]

And now the co-host is literally psycho mike and before that striker this show has become everything I hate

[jbmp1390]

Don't ever stop me, don't you ever stop me.

[chrisios]

@swisschick86

omg me too

its too bad they went south with it

great memories though

[katinaanimator]

The John-ster is "Flesh, blood and a-hole, right, buddy?" His girlfriend would "Walk off the end of the earth for him" and hopefully "land on a better planet," one John isn't on. Classic!!! LOL!

[ExhumedWolf]

This radio show needs more cowbell.

[Godlim17]

i never listened to this until stryker who i fell in love with and then when he left i stopped listening cuz drew by himself is boring he never makes jokes or anything its very dry

[AlecKronicle]

I used to listen to this every night from age 10-12, it was part of growing up. I listen to these episodes for nostalgia but recently found out adam has his own show. thank you god

[hokeytothepokey]

"I usually wipe myself with the cat and leave a tube sock for the old lady"

[hokeytothepokey]

"Mailman thinks the bird got em! OOOOOOOHH NELLY"

[G4RAWZONE]

17 People have obviously never dropped trou before.

[souperserver]

17 people must have accidentally hit dislike!

[abelvscaine]

"you tell me you're gonna take a nap when you're done and im gonna explode"

[CourtsideBanter]

"I usually wipe myself off with the cat and leave a tube sock for the lady...". lmfao

[imills14]

@CourtsideBanter i guess chivalry is dead am i right?

[thelegendarysky]

Wait she's 13 and it is voided because you're with her mama?

[EsTube52]

Adam's coming to New York at the beginning of November. See you at the show.

[funnyerika]

Holy crap, I miss this show.

[Toolmusik]

Whats the intro bumper music?

[damthatfatmike]

when was this aired?

[yearswasted619]

i too used to go to bed with my discman on listening to loveline as i fell asleep :). dont make me drop trou!

[SeaTac411]

In highschool I would listen to loveline while playing Halo in my room- good times.

[OrGaZmO666]

lol wtf, this shits fuckin great!

[lioweif]

"you'll get the new nintendo" hahahahahahhahahaa

[zigzigzig]

Best shit ever. Great upload!

[kernel2006]

@phogphaithful

Genius is as genius does.

[lyletuck]

This radio show was better than most TV shows.

[HoursTilLastCall]

Weather, time, traffic, cowbell and "Drop Trou."

I love Ace Rockolla

[RMrider57]

how does he do it?

he didn't even check the weather this time haha

[HalsRing]

@RMrider57 Cocaine.

[courts0]

"Mailman thinks a bird got him!" Adam might be the funniest guy alive.

[themack355]

this is my favorite lighting round next to the one with Will Sasso

[gruelin1]

ha ha Aceman is the consumate radio pro.

[themack355]

what up sucka! I loved that guy!

[thepatient08]

This show was my nightly entertainment until adam left.

[towlebucket]

@thepatient08.....so true; Striker is an abomination.

[RightousJew]

my partner Doctorroooooooooooooooo

[horsefd]

I love how Drew is giggling in the background.

[macfarlanefan92]

OMG! Carolla is a nut! :)

[jakekoury57]

hes making fun of paul craymer

[aro327]

thats the point hes making fun of all other radio guys

[earthchild100]

you're a nigger

[danogzilla]

"that's between her and the five guys"

[dcalive]

Girlfriend wiped herself with a rag full of his semen..... that's love.

-BEST PART!

[boiledhooker]

Loveline needs him back, their shows are way too repetitive

[birdieboy91]

huahahahhaah

the beginning is awesome where he impersonates the stereotypical annoying radio announcer

[CyberRiot5]

That Molester At 5 Min Is Creepy As Shit

[TheNotoriousMAD]

LONG LIVE ACE ROCKOLLA!!!

[bobbygummywormz]

9 yearrrrrrrrrs has a child dats not hissssss--- thirteeeeeeeeeennnn

[toorude89]

genius

[themandude20]

love adam

[mightydojo]

adam is organic comedy genius.

[gitsiemonster]

fucking awesome

[bobbygummywormz]

NOOOOOOOO IT DOES NOT lol

[gruelin1]

oh jeez this is funny

[hms6114]

I used to listen to loveline when I was in High school back in 1999-2002 while doing my late nite homework! lol

[martypree]

I love this...man it brings back memories of me listening to/watching things that a child my age at the time should not have been watching/listening too...LMAO

[swisschick86]

I used to listen to this in highschool in bed...good memories...

[sjm066]

yeah!

[wompa164]

@swisschick86 Me too! Every night, made me who I am today :)

[trancenode]

@swisschick86 Me too. It helped me with growing up and stuff.

[badjaboy07]

@swisschick86 me too!

[ex1193]

@swisschick86 Yep this brings back memories of senior year sleeping on a cot in my room because my bed was piled high with clothes and stuff, listening to Loveline while going to sleep. Great times.

[k94845]

@swisschick86 same with me

[Mocca712]

@swisschick86 Me too!!! I used to have some headphones on while I was in bed and I would laugh so hard. I remember when the show ended. I searched all the station for a week before I finally accepted it was over. I miss the show.

[PhantomOfFunk]

@swisschick86 Same here...

[hokeytothepokey]

@swisschick86 me too but in jr high, good to listen to that stuff growing up

[yankeefan42]

@swisschick86 lol me too. Used to listen with headphones and then call my friends after and discuss it haha

[phirephate]

"Flesh, blood, and a'hole"

LOOOOOOL

[prod1gy3000]

They did this when they were running late. The best parts were when they were going into the last break before the lightning round they would fire off one sound effect of lighting and Drew would just go, "Oh no..." because he knew what was coming. It still puts a smile on my face remembering it. On the nights when they did this, it was one of the great bits of modern radio.

[cshern]

the world is your oyster, cuz thats all, the world is

[colemcnight]

"mailman thinks a bird got'em"

Outstanding..one of the better lightning rounds, adam was on fire this night.

[dergru]

LMMFAO@10:02

[leshager]

i guess shivelry is dead

muawhhahaaa

[rudeawakeningxxx]

chivalry dumbass. learn to spell.

[benj212]

don't. have. any. kids.

[kc9gpj]

I miss this show.

[sparkywundermutt1]

Me too. It just isnt the same without the Aceman; I tried to listen in with Stryker and I couldnt take it.

[longTailedPair]

carollaradio..com

Perfectly normal

Perfectly healthy

[yankeekiller3334]

hey elflamingo....any chane u can post that archive of yours online like we used to have???

[elflamingo766]

i downloaded a loveline archive torrent it took so long but its so worth it..i thought the reason the other site got shut down is cause there was like a license issue or something

[elflamingo766]

does anyone know if adam carolla is a POTHEAD!??????????????? i have a really big hunch that he is

[theshiz892]

"i had a vaporizer once, but i left it at adam corolla's house" - Sarah Silverman, 'Super High Me'

[dontwantapickle]

Oh you got a hunch huh? I bet you are the biggest pussy on the planet. Fag.

[elflamingo766]

pussy??? if im a pussy i dare you try to put your dick in me motherfucker...the reason i asked that question is because I am a big fan of loveline i have the whole archive and am well versed in loveline trivia and adam always says he used to be a stoner but now he's a lightweight.. in the meantime im gonna smoke a blunt and put it out on your taint, faggot

[yankeekiller3334]

hey dude..any chance we can have access to that loveline archive of yours??? Like we used to have online???

[snafu]

douche nozzle

[mrmayhem]

He used to smoke, but now he just drinks red wine, also known as his medicine.

[HalfwayHouse12a]

Hahaha, "You were her father figure her entire life, think about what kinda shape you'd be in if you were your father figure your entire life."

[jsokol27]

food for thought buddy

[ToothyMcshark]

Is dad around? Dad? Duuuuhuhhhnnhnhgggg?

[HalfwayHouse12a]

Hahahah

[EpTweeter12]

Mail man thinks a bird got him

[karamazov222]

Don't EVER stop me!

[MadameBeekeeper]

i used to hate the lightning round but now it totally cracks me up! "Bellflower at 59 degrees... watch out for that slow and go on the 405..."

[mrmayhem]

Goddamn hilarity incarante!!!

[johnclavis]

I think the Lightning Round is a fucking riot! Thanks for posting these!

[mjn76]

I did not think Adam could be so irritating.

[theraVen27]

i loved love line when corolla was on it but honestly i HATE the lightning round.

It annoys me and i usually turned the radio off when he did this.

[commanderkool]

lol. has anyone seen any chief thunderbear loveline episodes? i cant seem to find any.

[blap316]

yes, someone posted them!

[SageOverride]

"This guy's an asshole!"

Drew and Ace are awesome.

By the way, it's 3:12 and will be 3:13 in about fifteen seconds straight up!

[jdog55]

lets-check-the-time its 11:47! in 25 seconnnds...

[paternagnstuser]

remember kids...

THE FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO!

[BobBasker]

that's good radio

[dubslanger]

douche bag.

[smashedtaters]

does anyone know what the date of this episode is?

[homshabom]

September 14, 2002

[julianjalapeno]

There is no sept 14th '02 episode though...?

[devoured1]

I'm Ace Rockolla and this is my partner Dr drüüüüüüüü

rofllll

[cellardoor45]

"Mailman thinks the bird got him."

[simsimdabear]

God damn this is funny! Adam Carolla is great!

[fishman017]

Damn I miss this show. It made life worth it.

[Freepablo]

Ace Rockolla!

[pinkbeatlesfloyd]

"Flesh Blood and A-Hole"

[Avino3]

Loveline, The Man Show, The Adam Carolla Show, The Hammer. Adam Carolla is a genius!!!

[mrmayhem]

Awesomeness incarnate. I still listen to old loveline episodes. They're out there. Long Live Adam Carolla!!!!

[nedak]

Where can I find old ones?

[hollowaynz]

Google up loveline archive

[ycdtotv2001]

"she's developed breasts, what girl doesn't?" LOL what a perv John is!

"Flesh blood and ahole right buddy?" LOL AD-AM! CAROLLA!

[sleslie23]

Douchebag John didn't even get it.

[costamesa22]

Man this brings back memories thanks for posting this!

[lynskeylover77]

"im the man of the cloth too, i just lay it on top of my belly and masterbate."

LOL

[watchit20110]

i listened to him every night in middle school

loved this show.

[geb317]

mailman thinks a bird got him.

[22Baylor22]

damn, i grew up to this shit. corolla just tells hit straight, so funny

[webchamp930]

hahaha love it, brings back childhood memories lol

[q1p0alzm]

i loved this bit - thanx for posting!!

[Longhornzmatt]

Let's just check the time real fast it's 11:44 and 15 seconds that is 15 minutes and 45 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

[ycdtotv2001]

I love it when they play "this guy's an ASSHOLE" to the 30 year old lusting after his girlfriend's 13 year old daughter!

[shazam9996]

This my good friend Doctor Druuuuuuuuuuuuu....mmm hmm. Mmm hmmm. Blah blah blah!

[IntenseLowerChafing]

This show was the absolute worst remedy for insomnia!

[Kegofbeer]

qft

i can't go to sleep

[EMG4Life]

stryker isnt a bad guy, he just SUCKS as a personality.

so what show does adam have? the chemistry between adam and drew is untouchable.

[tidusquall10x]

Stryker SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

GO ADAM!

[Qboy316]

i totally agree! adam was freaking hilarious! im not sure if ive ever heard dr. drew laugh at anything stryker has said.

[soojun]

that pµssy Stryker couldn't even possibly be compared to Adam. I know he had to move on which is fine but holy moses they could have chosen someone SLIGHTLY more interesting then Stryker I believe..."hey drew you know what would be really cool is if we bleh blah blah bleh, that would be AWESOME drew! i could play with your kids too! ahhohh it's perfect drew please?" STRYKER SHUT THE FµCK UP.

[drummrguy]

who cares... adam carolla now has 4 hours every morning instead

[danetrain0101]

I miss when Adam used to be on the show. It has a new vibe now that Striker is on it.

It lost its funny touch.

[Marcelis]

Adam's off the show???????? FUKKKK

[TheAutumnEffect9]

"wipe myself with a cat" Haha, classic.

[okus]

I listened to loveline from 97' I miss the old times laying back in my bed and listening to them when i was in middle school. This clip really brings me back....i'll never forget them!!!

[shyster2132]

omg you did that too!!!!!!! lol for me it only came on at 12:00 to 2:00 lol

[TheBlitz1]

lmao BLAH BLAH BLAH LETS CHECK THE TIME, its 11:47 and 20 seconds 12 minutes and 40 seconds away from the top of the hour, STRAIGHT UP THEWITCHENHOUR IM ACEROCCOLLA thats dr drew YOURSMACKDAB INTHEMIDDLE OFTHELIIIIGHTNING ROUNDHEREONLOVELINEB LHB BLAH BLAH BLAH

[RockOnBob85]

I remember the good old days!

[dtek40k]

7:25

"Don't EVER stop me!"

[chitownpimp]

shess on the depooooo

[duballstar20]

lol "the mailman thinks a bird got em"

[Teganspangrude]

not the same since adam left :(

[victoralvarado]

wtf i cant even understand that shit

[brushyoteef2000]

that's the point. he's making fun of morning radio DJs.

[lemonadegrave]

was this a pre semen soaked rag that comes in one of those new dispenser bags...! holy shit that's funny.

[lemonadegrave]

LOL! so rare that I get to laugh that hard.