this video sucks like why the crap are u goin to teleport from the frickin trash can to the counter just sayin u look like a retard in this video.... my video teleport teleport (bleehaha) is so much better than urs .. again sayin that ur video sucks
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was captured on film. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is currently parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything...I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains the peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "Sam Zurick" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
1:46 You have 2 new voice message, First voice message: "YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE MILK BITCH!" Erase voice message, Next message: "YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE DVD BITCH!"
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WOR
y did u telaporte to the refrigarator when it was already beside u? also u walked from the movie shelf to da tv....but that was farther than the refrigarater to da counter? u confuse me
lol I love that he put the empty milk carton back in the fridge.
Opps, caught a mistake. 1:25 the DVD is in a security case. ZAP! He's home and the DVD is no longer in a security case. Maybe I only noticed that because I work in a movie store lol.
this video sucks like why the crap are u goin to teleport from the frickin trash can to the counter just sayin u look like a retard in this video.... my video teleport teleport (bleehaha) is so much better than urs .. again sayin that ur video sucks
bleehaha 3 weeks ago
Lolol. 0:38-0:39 Lazyness at it's finest. :D
Javaloach 2 months ago
thumbs up if ur watching this cause of the movie jumper
rockparkoure 2 months ago
he's lazy
thepoptropicafunII 2 months ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was captured on film. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is currently parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything...I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains the peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "Sam Zurick" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 4 months ago
1:46 You have 2 new voice message, First voice message: "YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE MILK BITCH!" Erase voice message, Next message: "YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE DVD BITCH!"
ATVquadsBMX 6 months ago
you can kinda tell that this was fake, if it isn't at least tell us how......
skyeisnice 6 months ago
lmfao show me your ways master
apollocandy22 6 months ago
sucks
Tomek2441 7 months ago
@sasbi5926 I'm pretty sure Charles Trippy filmed him
blackandblue10 7 months ago
so cool who actually filmed you?
sabsi15926 7 months ago
Well hello mother. :D
YaNubsOwned 8 months ago
Jeff the thief lol STOLEN ITEMS:School girls gone wild (the porno) and a carton of milk.
swaggaboy1999 8 months ago
Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.
UltimateSilverSpider 1 year ago
So you "teleport" short, 1-3 foot distances, but you decide to walk from your kitchen to your living room.
Fucking brilliant.
ShadowxSama 1 year ago
I like how he just goes to the movie store with his cereal.
theguyfromhell99 1 year ago
He stole milk annuity
cademan40 1 year ago
MOM?!?!?!?!?!?
sasorifan666 1 year ago
The slight falling-back-to-Earth as you let go of your tippy-toes is absolute genius. I love this.
DiosGX 1 year ago
THIEF!!!!!!!!!!
nickelback18 1 year ago
why happened wit u and charles? r u guys still friends?????
XxUnDeAdHu4LxX 1 year ago
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LOverofmaxy 1 year ago
Ohh so nasty sound in the backgroound with
DdogAnimations 1 year ago
You look like a skinnier version of Ricky Gervais.
CleoStereo 1 year ago
They let you bring the cereal to the movie shop/blockbuster/whatever?
TheOnlyThinker 1 year ago
hmmmmmm
Simonhp 1 year ago
woooow, real jumper
Jumbastyczny 1 year ago
he just stole the milk...
jontop5 1 year ago
watch?v=GTCCV9HoJC4
foodcity13 1 year ago
u were holding the milk with your left hand in 0:51, but when you reappeared in 0:52, the milk is in your right hand! :p
singwithmi 1 year ago 2
how the heck did you bring your cereal bowl inside a bowl lol
etrious08 1 year ago
xDDD
LittleMissAshleyy 1 year ago
It's funny how you can tell how a person is a fag
MagicGuy669 1 year ago
lol "MOM!"
VvFrostyvV 1 year ago
U stole milk! Wow... Lol
nelslm 1 year ago
soy milk.............seriously?
wizardgamer131 1 year ago
1:09 you walked and didnt teleport :D
ishallkillall 1 year ago
aHAHAHAHAH mom????
TiiPzYbAbY 2 years ago
holy shit!!!
iamlegend128 2 years ago
Lol
MsDoggo 2 years ago
y did u telaporte to the refrigarator when it was already beside u? also u walked from the movie shelf to da tv....but that was farther than the refrigarater to da counter? u confuse me
joejonasluvers718 2 years ago 6
thats the joke
jefftakeover 2 years ago 10
@jefftakeover how did you teleport
chaseisawesome2 1 year ago
@joejonasluvers718 you make no sense you fucker
YourThirdBall 2 years ago
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Worst actor ever!
elohinShekinah 2 years ago
yeha fuck that guy
jefftakeover 2 years ago 7
@elohinShekinah who are you johnny depp?
DanielMedcalf 1 year ago
that was awesome :) 5/5 !
WargoDsssss 2 years ago
MOM:))
bombatley23 2 years ago
YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THE MILK FOOL!!!!
donthateme1210 2 years ago 31
@donthateme1210
or the movie
whatsupyou100 7 months ago
You cant teleport 4 shiiit u suck my lil 6 yr old sister can do better then you
stlc100 2 years ago
i'm shocked!)))))
evmineev 2 years ago
wow i wish
purellbb59 2 years ago
robber!!!!
MrZiga13 2 years ago
if u can teleport then why walk from 1:09 to 1:15? xD
FDFRone 2 years ago 21
@FDFRone he didnt teleport because his hands were occupied :D
tommapar88 1 year ago
wow! you stop fast!
MrDionskie 2 years ago
MOM!
jdhockey12 2 years ago
LOL MOM!!!!
zitouna5555 2 years ago
ya i do this in my intro cause i saw you do it
alijw 2 years ago
good video theif
SS5Negro1 2 years ago
u stool milk! lol nice vid
jumper777899 2 years ago
LOL se 0:48 to 0:52 haha
icedude003 2 years ago
This guy can do it better
/watch?v=DOMrd-2rfEE
WhiteClaw515 2 years ago
Haha, you grabbed Jumper of all fucking movies!
IRideDaLollercoaster 2 years ago
Not Jumper, Yes Man. Sorry!
IRideDaLollercoaster 2 years ago
This stuff reminds me of the corny videos I would make in my high school TV production class. HAHA!!
EricV89 2 years ago
lmfao nice video MOM!
UkCobra 2 years ago
i love this video one of my favs =p
RynMllr 2 years ago
man this is sooo funy
EliteTechMonkey 2 years ago
the person on the phone sounded a lot like Alli!
thealexbare 2 years ago
this is sorta like jumper xD
xCody4LifEx 2 years ago
why does he jump everytime he moves
hes just supposed to appear
FAIL
seafoamgreennails 2 years ago
I have a video like this!!! That's how i found this one...cause i was looking at related videos!!! lol
XoxSunshineyxoX 2 years ago
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Snowboarder561 2 years ago
i wanna teleport! lol
kjnilsd 2 years ago 2
i have that exsat same phone it sux
smoofosh 2 years ago
loool ps3+xbox360
WTF ammis
canon3ro 2 years ago
greatest ending ever
XxTNTxX92 2 years ago 4
You and Charles and Alli are awesome ! too bad Alli's in spain but Charles is going ! Ofcourse ( Subscribing ! )
lazzaaro35 2 years ago 3
You walked from the fridge to the shelf.
itsjennayfromdablock 2 years ago
this is a very awsome video <3
1991kaylakendell 2 years ago 2
mind=BLOWN
dwadedabomb127 2 years ago
0:57 - 0:59 that aint enough milk!!
Breblo94 2 years ago 3
5 stars man
jairo909 2 years ago
he stole the milkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
skunky1112 2 years ago 2
lolz
broccol 2 years ago
HE STOLE A MILK KARTON :OOOO
concreteballZ 2 years ago
it would be epic to teleport but there would be alot more robberies... LOL
CookieTwinz 2 years ago
he has the cereal in the store... nice
OnsotineFilms 2 years ago
OOHH yeah! wait.... MOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
kjnilsd 2 years ago
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allycycles96 2 years ago
aww who needs money?
panaku111 2 years ago
Jeff walks?(at 1:10)
panaku111 2 years ago
yea lol
OnsotineFilms 2 years ago
Jeff you stole the milk shame on you.
tattoogoddess85 2 years ago 2
i was just wondering if anyone else notice that a carton of milk and a movie were unpaid for in this video? ;)
love it and awesome anyway
xxtwilightxolovexx 2 years ago 3
hhaha
ohh yeaaah
wait, MUM?!??!?!??!
LedZepchipmunk 2 years ago
nice vid
themadmoose245 2 years ago
haha i remember seeing the footage when jeff was searching for that sound in the end XD
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allycycles96 2 years ago
hehehe, oh yeahhh. wait, MOM?!
swimmingangel0316 2 years ago
OH GAWD! that made me lol lmao AND rofl! LOL LOL
kjnilsd 2 years ago
HILARIOUS.
SimplySlayer6 2 years ago
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SecretAgentBobby 2 years ago
lmao
RaNDomSnIPe29 2 years ago
q montage tu fais svp aide moi
abdelhadi02012 2 years ago
wait he brought a bowl and spoon into like a blockbusters? lol you would think someone would be like wait..
stormspike21 2 years ago
when u have a camera no one judges u 0.o
nerdmoment 2 years ago
Lols he jacked milk and movies xD and his moms moan was hot lols
ken2357 2 years ago
funniest thing is the moans where off itunes lol
Mouseyvm 2 years ago 4
lol MOM?!
11Adrianluongo11 2 years ago
better then food rap by a billion wtf ads in videos
glacier2win 2 years ago
hehe this is funny .. :D
JMIDFA 2 years ago
Both hands were occupied... one being the bowl, the other the spoon, so he couldn't snap
IMxSINFUL 2 years ago
Oh thats why you were looking for a porn audio clip lmao
CantStandIdiots94 2 years ago
Jeff, you need to make more videos! your videos are freakin hilarious! You just need to make more so you can get more popular ;)
Mawlijilo0 2 years ago
the music is awesome
Mawlijilo0 2 years ago
your stole that milk, great video though!!!
XOXO Sarah
TipsFromXOXOSarah 2 years ago
Yeah, he should have put it back!
NeaBania 2 years ago
that's bad ass
killa4weed4life 2 years ago
lol take a bowl of cereal into a cd shop
im4everbest 2 years ago
when u pulled out ur wallet and saw you have no money and you where like "aha!" i thought you were going to teleport to the bank or somthing lol
rocksofspades 2 years ago 4
uhh someone explain the last part<3
streetwheels 2 years ago
he tele'd to his momz bedroom, and hhis mom was getting it on. cheers
chsiao999 2 years ago
.....you seriously don't know what they were doing?
moheh 2 years ago
oh now i now, getting porn lolz nvm
streetwheels 2 years ago
really?
pbd797 2 years ago
ftw?
brenblast1 2 years ago
jeff you are a really funny dude
duecez26 2 years ago
pweeeeze see mine!
allycycles96 2 years ago
Oh Em Geeee! Jeff stole milk and a movie! lol.
mastachief1000 2 years ago
Rofl MOM!
Hex3d 2 years ago
This is so great jeff!
sasuke1145 2 years ago
MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TATTOO?!?
codglitchgods 2 years ago
i have the same cell phone as u
medicfrazier 2 years ago
the voicemail said "hi trippy it's your mother"
britxwhopsxit 2 years ago
no it didnt -_-
EzaroWorld 2 years ago
i think it was hey hunny
jefftakeover 2 years ago
i love you Jeff!!!
EzaroWorld 2 years ago
love you too
jefftakeover 2 years ago
l0000000l
destinationaeon 2 years ago
lmao!! MUM!!!!!
a7xtiger 2 years ago
ooooo u stole the milk and the movie!!!
badzillaslz 2 years ago 2
lol, so you cant walk two feet to get to the fridge, and yet you can walk all the way to the living room? Nice Jeff, nice.
MyoukoArikawa 2 years ago
dude i love th song. whats it called. or did u make it on ur mac
Xaldimor 2 years ago
links in the descriiption
paulorphan 2 years ago
haha oops wow im dumb
LaRouxx2 2 years ago
jeff what is the song?
LaRouxx2 2 years ago
MOM!
SupriseItsMe87 2 years ago
is your last name takeover?
hodgesag1 2 years ago
yea his last name is takeover
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allycycles96 2 years ago
i like how the music sounds on my head phones
Shadow8294 2 years ago
i was wondering the same thing sneaky panda :D
that would look really akward walking into a video store with a bowl and spoon :P
linzlohmeyer 2 years ago
jeff you are gonna get fat if you teleport everywhere instead of walking....
btw how did you get into a video store with a bowl of cereal in you hands??lol
SneakyPanda622 2 years ago
omg a laptop and i tunes was under the blanket! .... ha ha ha.... ^ ^
greekfreak8 2 years ago
lol he just took the milk and went back home
efee52 2 years ago
lol you still had your cereal at the video store
SketchFilmsTV 2 years ago
yeah that was a difficult thing to do haha
jefftakeover 2 years ago
haha nice. i want to take a bowl of cereal into a store and see what happens XD *lol, get kicked out of h-e-b forever.*
allycycles96 2 years ago
when are you going to get you going to get a tattoo on your but
2310henry 2 years ago
Yeah!..that was good...I did a short vid on teleporting myself...
Teyethegreat 2 years ago
i like this video =)
MrGamermadness 2 years ago
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allycycles96 2 years ago
That was pure wonderful-ness! The music, the length, the jokes were all great! I love how now that you can teleport, you get to steal stuff!
If you're ever in a sticky situation, just snap your fingers!
thedestiney88 2 years ago
lololololol
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akaimeghost 2 years ago
omg he didnt pay 4 the melk
serphantfate 2 years ago
or the movie
Super7XProductions 2 years ago
:D i have the same bowls as you and charles strippy
NarutoXSupreme 2 years ago
Hey Jeff? you play xbox?? 1 : 36
GhaiSaksham 2 years ago
i love how he cant walk to the fridge but walks all the way to the movie shelf. . .
watsanaz 2 years ago
He was holding a bowl and a spoon.. didn't have a hand free to snap : D
saveoursandwich 2 years ago
Lol bring the cereal into the movie store... xD
OnsotineFilms 2 years ago
lol I love that he put the empty milk carton back in the fridge.
Opps, caught a mistake. 1:25 the DVD is in a security case. ZAP! He's home and the DVD is no longer in a security case. Maybe I only noticed that because I work in a movie store lol.
Great video! Really cute.
lindsaylou04 2 years ago