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  • this video sucks like why the crap are u goin to teleport from the frickin trash can to the counter just sayin u look like a retard in this video.... my video teleport teleport (bleehaha) is so much better than urs .. again sayin that ur video sucks

  • Lolol. 0:38-0:39 Lazyness at it's finest. :D

  • thumbs up if ur watching this cause of the movie jumper

  • he's lazy

  • 1:46 You have 2 new voice message, First voice message: "YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE MILK BITCH!" Erase voice message, Next message: "YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE DVD BITCH!"

  • you can kinda tell that this was fake, if it isn't at least tell us how......

  • lmfao show me your ways master

  • sucks

  • @sasbi5926 I'm pretty sure Charles Trippy filmed him

  • so cool who actually filmed you?

  • Well hello mother. :D

  • Jeff the thief lol STOLEN ITEMS:School girls gone wild (the porno) and a carton of milk.

  • Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

  • So you "teleport" short, 1-3 foot distances, but you decide to walk from your kitchen to your living room.

    Fucking brilliant.

  • I like how he just goes to the movie store with his cereal.

  • He stole milk annuity

  • MOM?!?!?!?!?!?

  • The slight falling-back-to-Earth as you let go of your tippy-toes is absolute genius. I love this.

  • THIEF!!!!!!!!!!

  • why happened wit u and charles? r u guys still friends?????

  • Ohh so nasty sound in the backgroound with

  • You look like a skinnier version of Ricky Gervais.

  • They let you bring the cereal to the movie shop/blockbuster/whatever?

  • hmmmmmm

    

  • woooow, real jumper

  • he just stole the milk...

  • watch?v=GTCCV9HoJC4

  • u were holding the milk with your left hand in 0:51, but when you reappeared in 0:52, the milk is in your right hand! :p

  • how the heck did you bring your cereal bowl inside a bowl lol

  • xDDD

  • It's funny how you can tell how a person is a fag

  • lol "MOM!"

  • U stole milk! Wow... Lol

  • soy milk.............seriously?

  • 1:09 you walked and didnt teleport :D

  • aHAHAHAHAH mom????

  • holy shit!!!

  • Lol

  • y did u telaporte to the refrigarator when it was already beside u? also u walked from the movie shelf to da tv....but that was farther than the refrigarater to da counter? u confuse me

  • thats the joke

  • @jefftakeover  how did you teleport

  • @joejonasluvers718 you make no sense you fucker

  • yeha fuck that guy

  • @elohinShekinah who are you johnny depp?

  • that was awesome :) 5/5 !

  • MOM:))

  • YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THE MILK FOOL!!!!

  • @donthateme1210

    or the movie

  • You cant teleport 4 shiiit u suck my lil 6 yr old sister can do better then you

  • i'm shocked!)))))

  • wow i wish

  • robber!!!!

  • if u can teleport then why walk from 1:09 to 1:15? xD

  • @FDFRone he didnt teleport because his hands were occupied :D

  • wow! you stop fast!

  • MOM!

  • LOL MOM!!!!

  • ya i do this in my intro cause i saw you do it

  • good video theif

  • u stool milk!  lol nice vid

  • LOL se 0:48 to 0:52 haha

  • This guy can do it better

    /watch?v=DOMrd-2rfEE

  • Haha, you grabbed Jumper of all fucking movies!

  • Not Jumper, Yes Man. Sorry!

  • This stuff reminds me of the corny videos I would make in my high school TV production class. HAHA!!

  • lmfao nice video MOM!

  • i love this video one of my favs =p

  • man this is sooo funy

  • the person on the phone sounded a lot like Alli!

  • this is sorta like jumper xD

  • why does he jump everytime he moves

    hes just supposed to appear

    FAIL

  • I have a video like this!!! That's how i found this one...cause i was looking at related videos!!! lol

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  • i wanna teleport! lol

  • i have that exsat same phone it sux

  • loool ps3+xbox360 

    WTF ammis

  • greatest ending ever

  • You and Charles and Alli are awesome ! too bad Alli's in spain but Charles is going ! Ofcourse ( Subscribing ! )

  • You walked from the fridge to the shelf.

  • this is a very awsome video <3

  • mind=BLOWN

  • 0:57 - 0:59 that aint enough milk!!

  • 5 stars man

  • he stole the milkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • lolz

  • HE STOLE A MILK KARTON :OOOO

  • it would be epic to teleport but there would be alot more robberies... LOL

  • he has the cereal in the store... nice

  • OOHH yeah! wait.... MOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

  • aww who needs money?

  • Jeff walks?(at 1:10)

  • yea lol

  • Jeff you stole the milk shame on you.

  • i was just wondering if anyone else notice that a carton of milk and a movie were unpaid for in this video? ;)

    love it and awesome anyway

  • hhaha

    ohh yeaaah

    wait, MUM?!??!?!??!

  • nice vid

  • haha i remember seeing the footage when jeff was searching for that sound in the end XD

  • hehehe, oh yeahhh. wait, MOM?!

  • OH GAWD! that made me lol lmao AND rofl! LOL LOL

  • HILARIOUS.

  • lmao

  • q montage tu fais svp aide moi

  • wait he brought a bowl and spoon into like a blockbusters? lol you would think someone would be like wait..

  • when u have a camera no one judges u 0.o

  • Lols he jacked milk and movies xD and his moms moan was hot lols

  • funniest thing is the moans where off itunes lol

  • lol MOM?!

  • better then food rap by a billion wtf ads in videos

  • hehe this is funny .. :D

  • Both hands were occupied... one being the bowl, the other the spoon, so he couldn't snap

  • Oh thats why you were looking for a porn audio clip lmao

  • Jeff, you need to make more videos! your videos are freakin hilarious! You just need to make more so you can get more popular ;)

  • the music is awesome

  • your stole that milk, great video though!!!

    XOXO Sarah

  • Yeah, he should have put it back!

  • that's bad ass

  • lol take a bowl of cereal into a cd shop

  • when u pulled out ur wallet and saw you have no money and you where like "aha!" i thought you were going to teleport to the bank or somthing lol

  • uhh someone explain the last part<3

  • he tele'd to his momz bedroom, and hhis mom was getting it on. cheers

  • .....you seriously don't know what they were doing?

  • oh now i now, getting porn lolz nvm

  • really?

  • ftw?

  • jeff you are a really funny dude

  • pweeeeze see mine!

  • Oh Em Geeee! Jeff stole milk and a movie! lol.

  • Rofl MOM!

  • This is so great jeff!

  • MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TATTOO?!?

  • i have the same cell phone as u

  • the voicemail said "hi trippy it's your mother"

  • no it didnt -_-

  • i think it was hey hunny

  • i love you Jeff!!!

  • love you too

  • l0000000l

  • lmao!! MUM!!!!!

  • ooooo u stole the milk and the movie!!!

  • lol, so you cant walk two feet to get to the fridge, and yet you can walk all the way to the living room? Nice Jeff, nice.

  • dude i love th song. whats it called. or did u make it on ur mac

  • links in the descriiption

  • haha oops wow im dumb

  • jeff what is the song?

  • MOM!

  • is your last name takeover?

  • yea his last name is takeover

  • i like how the music sounds on my head phones

  • i was wondering the same thing sneaky panda :D

    that would look really akward walking into a video store with a bowl and spoon :P

  • jeff you are gonna get fat if you teleport everywhere instead of walking....

    btw how did you get into a video store with a bowl of cereal in you hands??lol

  • omg a laptop and i tunes was under the blanket! .... ha ha ha.... ^ ^

  • lol he just took the milk and went back home

  • lol you still had your cereal at the video store

  • yeah that was a difficult thing to do haha

  • haha nice. i want to take a bowl of cereal into a store and see what happens XD *lol, get kicked out of h-e-b forever.*

  • when are you going to get you going to get a tattoo on your but

  • Yeah!..that was good...I did a short vid on teleporting myself...

  • i like this video =)

  • That was pure wonderful-ness! The music, the length, the jokes were all great!  I love how now that you can teleport, you get to steal stuff!

    If you're ever in a sticky situation, just snap your fingers!

  • lololololol

  • omg he didnt pay 4 the melk

  • or the movie

  • :D i have the same bowls as you and charles strippy

  • Hey Jeff? you play xbox?? 1 : 36

  • i love how he cant walk to the fridge but walks all the way to the movie shelf. . .

  • He was holding a bowl and a spoon.. didn't have a hand free to snap : D

  • Lol bring the cereal into the movie store... xD

  • lol I love that he put the empty milk carton back in the fridge.

    Opps, caught a mistake. 1:25 the DVD is in a security case. ZAP! He's home and the DVD is no longer in a security case. Maybe I only noticed that because I work in a movie store lol.

    Great video! Really cute.