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  • this is going to be what my kids are like one day...

  • this kid is awesome my daughter loves black metal she sings Dimmu Borgir all the time

  • Hails Mini Shagrath

  • I see a future metal head.

  • 0:24 UGH!

  • look at his little hands move.. Give that little guy A Guitar!

  • starting off early awesome. Haha.

  • Raising kids the right way :)

  • its amazing how he's lip syncing right on cue!!

  • Good job kid!! Oh yeah and bang slipknot when lots of pop bands don't even lip sing very well ( JB) Stay (sic) Maggots! Ps I love dimmu too

  • great!wich number is this?

  • @Impaled2, Dimmu Borgir - The Serpentine Offering :)

  • \m/

  • Little Black metal fan )

  • awww.

  • HAHAHA more souls for metal!!!!

    SPREAD THE METAL !!!!

    Cute kid !!!

  • Is That What Thier Calling It now ??? Symphonic Black Metal That Sounds Pretty Gay !!

  • kids already got turrets

  • You can say all you like about lyrics having different themes between the two genres, but if you can't even hear the lyrics due to death growls and the music doesn't really sound...THAT much like an actual song...then I start to question where the supposed line is.

  • Dimmu Borgir are always classified as Black Metal, but a lot of their songs seem like a stretch of the genre to me and apart from the lyrics the growls are also sometimes more death-like.

    If more of their songs were atmospheric like Progenies of the Great Apocalypse, Puritania and Blood Hunger Doctrine, I'd love them, but the overly frantic, less rhythmic, less atmospheric sound doesn't help to make Black Metal as clear-cut as I wish it was.

  • He will one day destroy us all! lol

  • I don't see the " sing along " part :p

  • damn!! Shagrath's son!!! :D

  • He duzn't look three, sure looks like he's enjoting it!

  • ail totally put som eye liner on that kid let his hair grow n tell him 2 jump up and down wit that song n man dat could be de best kid of all time *ROCK ON KID*

  • @darkpath85 No, don't do that.

  • Where can I buy these invisible stress relievers?

  • This kid will make something great someday.

  • He looks like he's plotting something... something EVIL, but adorable at the same time =)

  • @dreadnauxx ...............umm dimmu was around way before slipnot and they dont wear mask it paint and if you knew any thing at all about them it supposed to be symbolize the ashs from the homes that the christians have burnt to the ground in the path to make norway a christian holy place so thats why they wear it plus.......slipnot is mega gay they are always changing there shit becuase they want to get mega famous and musicly the only one with any talent or abilties is the drummer thats it

  • this kid kicks ass lol

  • he's gonna be awesome when he gets older :P

  • Dimmu Borgir is good kids music.

  • well this just goes to show that Death Metal lyrics are SO simple, a 3yr old can sing em.

  • @thenuguy65 this isnt death metal

  • @1metalhead238 well every1 considers them Death and Black metal.

  • @thenuguy65 black metal would be correct :P

  • @thenuguy65

    Yous trollin

  • @Satantransvertdeath trollin hardcore nigaaaaaazzzz!!!!!!

  • @thenuguy65 Lmfao they're simple?KK,go look up some Nile lyrics please.

    +This is Black metal.

  • hahaha, he has no idea what they're saying! :P

  • Now this is the best kind of raising a kid can have!!!

  • youve taught your bro right

  • fuck yea! son of the darkness!

  • omg i want to take this kid to db concert i wish i will have such coo kid

  • haha, his hand gestures alone show what evil masterplans he will force upon our world

  • Son's of satan, gather for attack!

  • that is so cute!! My Daughter does the screaming part at the begining! Lol

  • your little bro is a badass. i started on AC/DC and progressed to heavier stuff like this....so if hes starting on Dimmu what will he progress to??!?!?!?! lol.

  • @joeythemanhimself I ultimately believe intensity in music all leads to one group... Stalaggh. Only the most extreme noise you'll ever hear.

  • Banda ruim.

  • There is only one way to raise children correctly...and that is on a healthy diet of Dimmu \m/ (//_\\) \m/

  • yeaaah, my sons, one day, they will be brainmetalwashed

  • This has to be the cutest thing ive seen in a long time xD

  • lol thats how my son is growing up

  • This kid will make it big with those fingers.

  • Like a cross between Rainman and Damien Thorn.

  • Holy hell got him to mouth "I am hatred, darkness and despair!". You raised your brother well. I want my first son to be EXACTLY like this, except with some good ol Burzum and such.

  • The Serpentine Offering. Nice :) You should post a new vid of what he looks like now!

  • his fingers are the sign of evil!

  • that little kid is totally brutal hhahahaha

  • HIS FINGERS hahaha

  • cool kid!

  • Goddamn I love this goddamn album!

    I am HATRED, DARKNESS AND DISPAIR!!!!!!

  • LOL wtf is wrong with his hands :D

  • @FrozenSparky HES SHREDING!!!!!!

  • @drago433 YEAH!!! :D

  • cute, and @bigfort you are an r-tard for bringing up that tired f-ing argument here

  • That was so cute.

  • wtf is he doing with his fingers?

  • @bplatt4  being a 3 year old.....

  • metal as fuck! \m/ \m/

  • hahaha his little hand movements. i wanna eat him up. figuratively. XD

  • slipknot sucks.

  • @brutalandroidzombie your such a sad bastard

  • Slipknot's song, Snuff, is my best find for an instantaneous sleep lullaby for my 1 year old baby girl. I found it on accident one night but she loves it!

  • hahahahahahahah his hands are the best part

  • its all gay

  • @cragyypoo your all gay

  • Dimmu Borgir aren't fucking Death Metal...

    They're Black/Symphonic Metal.

  • @bigfort123 Really?? just really??

  • @bigfort123 who cares? they make good music. :)

  • @bigfort123 honestly, arguably some of there albums were more death metal then black/symphonic

  • @bigfort123 Dimmu Borgir aren't Black/Symphonic Metal.

    They're Thrash-White-Symbolic-New-Prog­ressive Metal with a touch Jazzcore and Wave-Soul- Death-Melodic Metal

  • @rixn1987 What is this shit man! wataf@ck!

  • @rixn1987 You're fucking retarded. That is all.

  • @Uberleet123123 it's so funny how you guys feel offended by not taking genres too seriously. you guys are so narrow minded. yet, I still think dimmu borgir is more like deep-club-symphonic-acoustic-b­lues-jazz with some parts of crust-medlic-metal in it

    please give me a kiss right now, i need you - true love <3 xoxo

  • @rixn1987 Lol kay, You're cool. Now, go listen to your BMTH and gtfo.

  • @cragyypoo The ignorancy is free floating in that comment :O

  • Seriously, why is everyone so against slipknot. Just because they're fucking huge doesn't make them a shit band. I remember hearing Spit It Out ages ago and I was blown away. Seriously they're not a shit band.

  • FUCK SLIPKNOT poser ass shit band.. think they are cool with fucking masks on...

  • @Dreadnautxx they wear those masks bc they want people to love the MUSIC and not the MEMBERS. i for one dont support SLIPKNOT but i know ALOT about them to know they are good at what they do. just sayin.

  • @Dreadnautxx

    no ... you are cool with that bubble ass

  • @Dreadnautxx I completely agree, but we should be taking notes from those guys, they obviously did something right, they must have shit - loads of cash ^^

  • @Dreadnautxx because you are bad, you are the son of satan and you like black metal so everything else sucks isn´t it? just stop being a fuckin kid and grow a lil bit, music is not 1 thing... it´s like millions and millions of different things, so it´s perfectly normal that people like different things, I love Dimmu Borgir and I also like Slipknot, if Slipknot are posers with their masks Dimmu Borgir are not posers with all the corpse paintings and all that stuff? why fuckin not? loool

  • too cute!

  • my boy's gonna be like that

  • haha i love this kid XD so innnocet and exposed to well not the best blackmetal band there is but you gotta start somewhere :p but it's aweshum when i get kids they will be raised the smae but on carpathian forest or mayhem haha XD

  • how cute!

  • the new fucking anti christ\m/

  • Woohoo! there is hope for people after all!

  • this litle dude feels it so fucking much

  • that gonna be my kid he will singing that in the shower every day

  • poor little boy

  • do people call this music ? my dogs barks better than this.

  • @HyPnOTiZeR89

    No, your dog doesn't, this is music, fantastic music, to each their own

  • That's the kimd of shit we should be tought at school. My favorite subject'd be how to burn churches!! I dont know if i write it properly,if not i apologize!

  • satan's spawn

  • awesome

  • The torch has been passed, the Gods Of Metal are pleased.

  • he's on the right way :P

    love him <3

  • Man I wish I was like that at that age. The kid probably crawled from the womb with 4 foot long black hair and a bcrich warbeast. :) Rock on little dude \,,/

  • You have taught him well, big brother.

  • that kid is more metal than all of u bitches! cuz he dont give a shit about youtube or popularity, he just loves dimmu!

  • This brings back memories, LOL. Reminds me of the first time i heard of Children Of Bodom when I was, like, 4

  • wish that was my kid L0L

  • LOL thats awesome,

  • Hahahahahahahahaha....3 year old's got metal talent!!! LOVE THIS!!!

  • I wish my three year old bro rocked out like this.

  • too bad dimmu borgir sucks fat cocks!

    whos with me?

  • @TheBobaflex there a pimple on the face of black metal that needs to be popped, and by popped i mean murdered

  • @loganw345 yeah black metal sucks

  • @TheBobaflex you like to suck cock?!? what?!?

  • @DerrikS96 You like dick in your butt!? What?!

  • He's so cute.

  • look at those fingers go. ultimate shred-fest.

  • HAHA That's pretty "KVLT" XD do some Marduk \m/

  • pote me fkalate video? :O

  • Aww such a cute black metal toddler =D

  • Thats SiiCk kiid XD \m/

  • jajajajajajjaa fuking yeah! \m/

  • @Opatm , thanks: )

  • @sweetiepenguinman , Ty: )

  • before we all get soooo upset about a kid lip-syncing to music he has no idea what means.... youtube "little girls going hard on single ladies" and watch 7 year old girls dance.........

  • Shame man.

    Poor kid's never gna be normal :P ever

  • hahaha Awesome little dude. My mom has my 2yr old sister listening to her christian bullshit. D:<

  • fucking love dimmu good vid!!

  • That kid is black metal!!!!!!!

  • Very cool kid, you're a good brother.

  • @S3hnsuch7 , Slipknot is new metal. Btw, what song is this?

  • @666superheretic serpentine sacrifice by dimmu borgir

  • @666superheretic actually its "the serpentine offering". its the 1st video on the playlist off 2 the side and its shown as a selection when this vid is done.

  • dimmu borgir fuken kicks ass but this kid needs to stick with snoop dog hahahaha

  • LOL this kid is awesome!

    It's such a disappointment that dimmu appears to have misplaced their musicianship in recent days and albums though :(

    ..and I guess their fucking brains, along with their musicianship, as demonstrated by DROPPING MUSTIS(spelling)

  • I miss old DImmu Borgir, the new stuff is ok but meh, Enthroned Darkness Triumph is legendary

  • The Serpentine Offering!!!!!!

  • DAMIEN :D

  • @mutilation66six Yeah, no shit. But he was 3 years old - everyone starts somewhere. I'm sure you weren't listening to Massacre or Autopsy when you were that age.

  • @MasterUnholyWar well not shitty music like dimmu buger...no!

  • @MasterUnholyWar this is awesome!!!! 

  • @MasterUnholyWar i was listening to Sabbath at that age lol!

  • @MasterUnholyWar Old Dimmu is really good, especially Enthrone Darkness Triumphant. but everything sucks after Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia.

  • @mutilation66six Dude, you sucks ...

  • @mutilation66six dude thats only ur opinion i thinik dimmu borgir is a great band

  • @sheref14 and thats only ur opinion!! and a stupid one at that!!

  • @mutilation66six Fuck you, Dimmu rules.

  • @TwistofFateHardyBoyz haha you would say that cuz ur a poser!

  • @mutilation66six  You suck!

  • @mutilation66six You're an emo

  • @mutilation66six Agreed

  • @mutilation66six

    How does Dimmu Borgir suck? I like their stuff :)

  • @mutilation66six your face sucks lol

  • @mutilation66six And you swallow! GG cunt.

  • the finger movement combined with the music help illustrate to what extent this kid is mentally challenged.

  • :D i like it

  • what's he doing with teh fingers? :D

  • haha hell yeah youre little bros tight

  • he's not singing, he's opening his mouth in time with the lyrics.

  • xDDD

  • let him try deicide next time xD

  • now introduce him to a litle band called Burzum

  • Fuck slipknot! Dimmu Borgir all the way! Black metalz is completely different from death metalz lolz -.-