Samurai Fail

[siyuan161]

wtf is with these damn private videos

[boykokar1]

0:13 retard in the audiance fail

[TheVanGirlsing]

Thumbs up if from 0:04 to 0:08 you thought your iPhone alarm was going off

[TheWizardofGore]

Its his hand that did the failing. Don't blame the steel.

[megamanx1291]

Trust me, katana's can cut trough everything with minimal effort.

[enviouslord]

is he showing how to kill the man behind him?

[tHaTcrAzYmEx]

that samurai sword was made in china

xD

[supercool918]

@tHaTcrAzYmEx must've been made FOR China

[peterbread1993]

@supercool918 Iaido (the way of drawing the sword) is Japanese, not Chinese.

[supercool918]

@supercool918 fail on my part

[PVBOG]

good thing it wasn't a lightsaber

[adda241]

world trick sword throwing championship

[bellafee04]

no nakago

[zmalik10]

0:15 The retarded cows have come to town :)

[Keruris]

Im good, let me get if for you.

[Bogues234]

Did you guys hear the ghosts?!?!?

[TheBenyamin525]

OMG did the sword died

[Spedster777]

@TheBenyamin525 OMG DID YOUR SPELLING DIE? Yes.

[ToolVGM]

@Spedster777 It's a meme, it's supposed to be "died".

[Spedster777]

@ToolVGM Ok then

[HippyKat13]

Wtf man? Even I have a better grip on a katana. *sigh*

[murdok620]

he is truely the master of the art "hitting without seeing enemy"

[shinichiro777]

he should commit seppuku

[mrguermo1]

this video is a fail. the title suggested more missing limbs

[DownerRage666]

I heard it ringin but i thought it was my alarm cos i use that same alarm noise

[TheMrMuzzle]

thumbs up if you heard the iphone ringing at the beginning.

[rodrigojoseunb]

Western samurais seems to be a fail by definition....

[sbatmana]

@rodrigojoseunb Opinion made by watching a Japanese video.

[rodrigojoseunb]

@sbatmana It's in Japan? Oh my, i have to change my concepts. :P

[Jex134]

What an embarrassment! A Samurai's sword was his soul---to disarm YOURSELF, IN-PUBLIC, during a fucking demonstration is so dishonorable that if he wasn't a phony over-hyped clown he would throw himself upon that blade to regain a shred of dignity >_>

[TripleThreat01032000]

tap 5 for funny sound

[STFilmss]

Tactical Nuke Incoming! It's Nagasaki all over again!

[kingmatix]

#OhSnap He almost killed his number one disciple!

[JVCSwagg]

Way of the ninja BITCH!!! i mean samurai...

[porcus123]

early that day he discovered that guy was banging his daugher so he wanted to cut off his dick

[Diggy22]

THAT WASN'T A HANZO HATTORI KITANA!!! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!!

>:-[

[excaliber2010]

He has dishonored his clan, now he must cut his stomach open and slash his own head off.

[tastymuffin1]

the guy in the backs is fail, a true samurai would havedeflected it with his sword

[biotmessiah]

@tastymuffin1 I agree the guys at the back failed, but I would say that they both failed, because they panicked and feared death when their master had failed. They should have accepted their shame and their immediate hara-kiri witnessing this. Yamamoto Tsunetomo will now be very disappointed and be resting uneasy in his grave.

[MrHenriko500]

FAIL!

[lollipop3256]

Remember Japan never by metal weapons from China... or that will be your result

[HooahNshit]

@lollipop3256 You mean 'buy' weapons? Remember Japan, never skip school to play with swords or ^ that will be the result.

[FinalFantasyCenter]

I can't understand what happened. The video quality is way too low. It looks like the blade was separated from the handle and got thrown at that guy back there or something... i don't know. But if the whole katana got thrown away then yes, that's a fail.

[gekkatorn]

He want to kill his friend by throw sword like he fail??

[bluuuuarrg]

its a skill, you hit the enemy in front of you and also the back

[imortalism99]

i was actually worried. that would have been so bad had the blade hit him

[FlavioAngPanday]

original uniform fake katana

[pumishumi]

dont you hate when you comment on a bunch of videos then you have to type in the stupid code every time?

[snarfsnarfenson]

@pumishumi no i like it, infact i wank to it

[pumishumi]

@snarfsnarfenson of all the strange fetishes ive heard of...

[Arceus1791]

hang on 6 so that it looks like he can't cut that thing

[Deecee022]

That was actually scary! The blade looses its grip and is thrown to the crowd. Somebody might have been beheaded. 

[TheEmeraldSorceress]

More like the cows sound like a crowd... I only see fat ppl

[HelloIAmJoel]

when you here a nuke sound in the background you know shits gonna get real

[shpresmir]

made in china

[xXD1MZXx]

When you draw your sword you are prepared to die... I think they precisely meant this

[ibitties]

thumbs up if u stick your fingers in butt after every youtube video you watch

[Henderson711]

OUR GENERATION SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marxvlog]

That'll teach him not to eat butter before a demonstration...

[faz1tus]

press 5 to scream

[davidthrashdat]

THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BUY SWORDS AT WALMART

[uUUu314]

Its a new sword throwing technique

[Valreth]

Real samurai's don't let samurai's buy from cutlery corner

[TheShamwow23]

MADE IN CHINA

[Hogasofa]

the samurai was probably made in china. no wonder it broke!

[4evermetalmaniac]

he injured the samurai girl from behind with his katana....

[sonicduckk]

keep pressing 5 to watch him hack away

[steve0360bear]

alien sounds @ 12

[McVridik]

Now cut your head whit the sord!

[thebladeofchaos]

and so, the mighty samurai meets his greatest foe, nature.

[GameRaiders101]

There was a nuke sound going off in the backround ohhh japan

[INfamusVue]

lol hes been watching too much Bleach... BANKAI!!!! SCATTER!

[thatYGOkid]

So that's what samurai jack looks like in 3D

[TheTiberDude]

Made in China.

[Echopizza]

The samurai was so ugly it went flying away out of there. 

[GabryPonte95]

guys that was just the flying sword techneque xDDDDD

[Aegisknight80]

Made in china.

[PixelPigProductions]

@Aegisknight80 the sword didnt break it flew out of his hand :O

[Calinn86]

samurai + fail , when you see a title like this you know you're gonna like it before you even see the video

[dawhistler1]

Lol the the sirens at the begining ''WARNING"' ''NOOB NINJA ABOUT TO GO SAMURAI!!''

[finsher2008]

OH SHIT THE ALARM CLOCK!!!!.......oh its the video XD

[KurtMilkinshoe]

The samuri it the back had cat like reflexes

[rmompar]

its time for HARAKIRI

[Kate24x6]

Hahaaa its the slow motion noise that makes me laugh!! : Oh! oioioioioiooooooo Hahaha

[HeyySammy]

It's an iPhone/iPod alarm at the beginning!

[XxazidxX]

shouldn't he commit suicide then?

[Dyyro]

Unfortunately the katana didn't break and fly off the handle, because then a "made in China" joke would be very appropriate.

[reggaezal1]

@Dyyro Yes unfortunately that didn't happen, because then the person who makes the "made in china" joke would feel pretty stupid considering this is probably in JAPAN

[EddieGanglesNewsum]

haha, everyone boos him at the end

[STAG162]

Did they forecast katana rain?

[EshEs5221]

i vote to chop off his head :D

[tawewek]

sweaty hand

[stevenfuchs1877]

good thing it wasn't a hatari honzo

[stoicfan]

@stevenfuchs1877 It's Hattori Hanzo, just saying xD

[azzazel]

Sepukku!!!



[zatch688]

chubby lady in the yellow calps haha

[amxman100]

good job 3,829,380 people that...

[crustyaid]

stupid samurai u may kill innocent people.

[SystemSh0ck]

thumbs up if you noticed the iphone ringtone :D

[CameraStudios550]

Son iam dissapointed

[DeathmetalEPICWIN]

That wasn't a fail... He hit his targets

[halfmanhalfmetal]

This a display of a lack of zanshin. The sensei of this iaido (I assume) group hasn't done his job very well.

[WeaponSamurai]

He didn't even cut the mat.

[WeaponSamurai]

HOLY FUCK!!!!

[gdog99581]

anyone else here the iphone ringtone in the backround at the start

[flammabletofu]

@gdog99581 lol i thought it was my phone :P

[pumishumi]

@gdog99581 ITS A BOMB

[brucewilliammcgrath]

@gdog99581 damn u!!!! that was gonna b my comment

[animemangafreak10]

@gdog99581 yeah, the 'alarm' one rite?...

[gdog99581]

@animemangafreak10 yeah

[Noximify]

TO FUKUSHIMA YOU GO!!!

[moneymaker22ism]

i knew he had a beef with that dude with that dude but i didnt think it was that serious

[urahara231]

the crowd sounds like cows in the slow-mo lulz

[NarutoRasengan89]

@urahara231 Yeah hahaha!

[rikku38]

@urahara231 That just made this video five times better!

[panzo04]

@urahara231 i loled at ur comment more than the actual fail XDDDd

[mrspawkala]

@urahara231 oh man thats so funny!...thats gonna be my reaction for everything from now on....."mooooooo"....haha good times...

[arackan1]

@urahara231 no, zombies

[DaylanSutton]

If that guy was a real samurai, he would have caught that.

[MrSoccerr]

thumbs up if you think that the top comments here are funnier than the ones being shown at the end of the videos .-.

[KellyAnnRodgers]

Does anyone else think they sound like whales at 0:17?

[AznBoi0wnz]

Ahhh... A Great Day For Our Fam.... OMFGOSHSHITDAMMIT.....

[FCMaccabiHaifa]

they aren't samurai's just guys with robes

[HDPrOj3CtzZ]

The real fail is that the other guy did not got hurt

[erik34350]

@HDPrOj3CtzZ Thats a win if you almost get killed by a sword and walk away unharmed.

[mattmattern]

*he turns to student* "that was a test and you failed!"

[FallingDown80]

0:03 someone is about to unlock a character in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

[dawolverinesr1]

haha actually no i didnt i was looking for it at the time

[OTTO2794MD]

Made in China joke?

[BucketofThrowup]

Sounds like zombies\ ghosts in slow-mo

[BloodTiers]

Anyone that has Firefox can just go to ''See all comments'' and then press CTRL+F and type anything (like a username) and it'll automatically look it up for you. Well you're welcome. :)

[galigo123]

i think if a top comment is a reply, the orinagal comment should be right below it

[TheFMAEnvy]

Someones about to die in Little big planet D;

[TheBrickmaster87]

japanese nerds dont mix with swords

[Tehui1974]

Asian guy yells "Who was the KUNG who FU that?"

[lacrosse230]

Good ole Walmart quality

[Nacionales1000]

the alarm in the beginning is a nuke incoming HA

[JMacDBeast]

Listen you can hear someones iphone ringing at the beginning

[MasterlyApprentice]

He committed sepukku shortly after.

[AronEmil1]

lol i thought my iphone was ringing in the begining :D

[Iam18seriouslyright]

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

[loknloll]

@Iam18seriouslyright see, and they think none of us UNDELSTRAND them.

[FaustOnTheLine]

tameshigiri.... FAIL.

[BoBBaB0oN]

just CTRL+F and paste "alex2691" to see what did he said. :D

[freshlawd]

@BoBBaB0oN does not work at all

[BoBBaB0oN]

@freshlawd press enter after you put the name -.-

[DJZombiLincoln]

You have dishonored your family!!

[onsaphi]

@DJZombiLincoln Its pronounced Famiry.

[DJZombiLincoln]

@onsaphi it was subtitles.

[iepkiriakos]

@DJZombiLincoln *famiry

[TheDsBeast]

@DJZombiLincoln i think its famiry

[TheUndertaker0wns]

@DJZombiLincoln Famiry*

[jediforce64]

i gotta go get myself that log so i can break all those swords.

[Seiferzed]

if that sword was real it could have sliced a man open

[HachiZenki]

Alright, who put vaseline on the hilt?

[shatteringsky91]

i think he is a ninja

[Diggy22]

That's what happens when you buy cheap mail order katanas. :-D

[Datareen]

i was havin a bad day. imma go kirr my serrrrrf!

[debadshiznit]

at least he dodge! =o

[MrStfuandsitdown]

Did he commit suicide over dishonoring himself?