New Moon in a Minute (Parody)

[crazypersonforever2]

Edward: We can't be together it's to dangerous

Bella: what happened at the party was nothing....

Edward: nothing compared to what could have happened

Bella: but I love you!

Edward: your not right for me Bella

Bella: wait what?!?!

Edward: *vanishes*

Me: hehe

[SupeTheSDog]

Wow this is funny

[JOMAMMA1001]

attention all twilight fans... press 9

[Fairytaleprincexy]

This is more enjoyable than just watching Twilight trailers

[MrScania1992]

thha XD

[hadects]

lol the girl definitely has more emotions than Kristen

[KimballtheGamer]

:59 just watching the dog say your move douchebag made this video worth it lol

[TheCMZ123]

That's new moon in 1:18!!! You guys lied to us!!! ;_;

[Lovzebra]

You freaks it says NEW MOON IN A MINUTE!!!

[ardneklolful]

@shaqluva123

Dumbass...

Not EVERY girl likes the twilight movies

Im sure there arent many homosexual guys who like it either

And i dont know if that comment was supposed to be funny or oblivious (even though it obviously isnt funny)....

But next time you want to generalize a whole group of people get your fucking facts straight!!!

[Zomb1eX]

@ardneklolful lol nice rage

[CPSPD]

I can do it in one action. *takes shirt off*. THERE.

[csensesfail92]

1:07 is a summary of all the twilight movies

[Rockin60s70s80s]

This is exactly like New Moon! This should have been the movie, in my apanyean. Sry, I 3 jacksfilms!!

[Rockin60s70s80s]

liginamite

[FoojiFoo]

Weelll that really WAS new moon in a minute :L

[rosebabe28]

lol "ur move douchebag"

[zaylor101]

This vid was ducking g hallatious

[BoneGuyPW]

@zaylor101 sulplice

[shaqluva123]

All 1,105 of the dislikes were from girls and gay dudes.

xD

[Iliketrains5276]

Hahahah

[ToBeAVampire101]

Volturri? "Yeah don't worry about it." lol

[SilverFlame819]

HAHAHA! I love when the Sheltie calls him a douchebag. *rofl*

[FrankC00l]

XD

[ChloroformUrMother]

I love how she starts hyperventilating whenever she's left alone. JACK YOU'RE A FUNNY LITTLE MAN. I want you in my backpack.

[CheDDaRGTAS]

They totally stole the "big" jacob idea from this video.

[madiandguini]

"I'm gonna straight up murder you!"

[natcat1111]

@madiandguini "Your move, douchebag"

[lizzylovestwilight18]

hey guys!! just because people make parodies of twilight dont mean they hate it!! i would love to make a twilight parody one day but i am probs the biggest twifan ever!! lay off and stop being jerks and get a life!!!

[samsonpker]

funny as fuck good job guys you did a better job then the real twilight shit.

hey dumb asses go watch blade or the lost boys at least they suck blood and not cock.

[GabrielaCullen12]

that was a parody?? that is the ORIGINAL movie!!!

[kimberly429783109248]

i <3 twilight go bone your selfs

[jak795]

@kimberly429783109248 then why are you here again?

[kimberly429783109248]

twilight is fucking awsome this shit sucks i bet youve only watched the trailers

[Drifzzts]

@kimberly429783109248 I've watched the movie and Kristen Stewart sucks at acting. The boy is pretty cool tho.

But no one can make a good film out of a really bad book.

[SHABAM789]

@kimberly429783109248 Who needs to watch the actual movie? The trailers show the *limited* storyline anyway! Problem?

[Groundwalker81]

LMAO! XD

[jesus25361]

Twilight is amazing this sucks!

[themaze900]

awesumm

i'm not exactly a twilight fan but dis is cool

[dixyhicks]

I luv twilight

[jak795]

@dixyhicks im going to assume thats sarcasm.

[RossoPescarese]

GO TO /watch?v=yTNmFyyZ9mg AND SKIP TO 1:31 (not that video) DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LANGUAGE,YOU MUST SEE HOW DID THEY MADE EDWARD...IS PURE AWESOMENESS (by the way is italian)

[itskellyxo]

this is hilarious

[Dinosaurluvinfreak]

I actually like twilight but this was really Punni! (:

[dthwriter1]

Your move douche bag!!!! HAHAHAHA!



[itskellyxo]

LOL

[CABcaitlin]

This movie actually had emotion, I think I'm gonna cry, or laugh in my Sister's face. Hmmmmm, I'm gonna go with the eat pizza option.

[TalentQueenAlice]

Edward: I'm gonna straight up murder you!

Jacob: Your move, douchebag.

LMFAO!

[Dulaneyhnff]

OH my Gosh! If you would like to watch this M0VIE IN HD here at leakedmovies . biz

[Emmie12Rainbow]

loved it :)

[TheInuYashaChick]

That breathing thing Bella does XD

[MrBubbles0o0o]

Not right! bella shows emotions.

[FizzyBubbles9000]

Boring

[Venom7619]

(.Y.) Boobies?

[skrzyniarzalexander]

1,069 (ha 69!) dumb bastards support Twilight. Get a life!

[ScrewsGoTight]

Jacks far superior to Robert Pattinson (Y)

In looks and acting.

[rayamyee]

not funny at all!

[rayamyee]

do you realy whant us to Laugh?

[shellgirl541]

hahahaha so funny

[grobistheconqueror]

you/re move douche bag.

[ContessSnofte]

Jacob turns in to a shetland sheepdog. Holy cow what a scary werewolf XD

[werewolfgirl8899]

OLD REPLAY BUTTON!

[dethklok745]

I bet Jacob evolves into a Hulk :3

[xxUrFaceLOLxx]

why the heck does bella keep biting her lip??

[MoustacheRash]

@xxUrFaceLOLxx because bella bites her lip all the time in the actual movies, shes really good on acting weird and twitchy all the time!

[Bumbybumpsyou]

Finally someone that understands my hatred

I don't get why this is such a big deal and every actor and actress in these movies suck the only one that is good would be rob pattinson and the worst would be Kristin Stewart she only has one facial expression - :l yea I hate these movies

And

Harry potter is amazing

[XanderionX]

Yep, I completely agree. Twilight SUCKS. A whole fuckin movie of: I can't be with you! It's dangerous! It's like the shot one scene , and replayed trough the entire movie.

[starunicornsky]

@XanderionX Well you know what. He damn doesn't even say that! So you can go hide in a hole and shut up!

[Warriorcats24]

so.... wheres the parody?

[calliegirl353]

more like... twilight SUCKS! ahhhh... vampire joke.

[cookyloverful]

WTF

[TheBrownieBaker]

THAT DOG WAS ADORBALE.

[Warriorcats24]

@TheBrownieBaker sammy (the dog) is dead

[TheBrownieBaker]

@Warriorcats24 D:

wait, how do you know???

THAT'S SO SAD D:

[Warriorcats24]

@TheBrownieBaker i was looking through his videos, she was put down in 2009 at 14, she wasnt eating, and could barley see or hear

[TheBrownieBaker]

@Warriorcats24 oh... thats's sad D:

[Warriorcats24]

@TheBrownieBaker i know!

[WazzoCo1]

o bum how could i miss the like button 1,092 times :(

[WazzoCo1]

want to watch twilight...... no homo

[deathbyboobs]

all the dislikers are annoying znd naggy chicks

[TheAndrewtitanic]

TEAM BORDY!

[Flyaway123100]

:D haha .. I love this

[Warriorcats24]

RIP sammy

[enanndeer]

Im on team Jacob!!

[klifesahighwa]

Team guy who almost ran Bella over x3

[donovan3955]

Twilight didnt have werewolves

[musicfanatic42]

uhhhhhhhhh

[MyGrandFinAllie]

This is stupid

[XYBAproductions]

So were is the parody?

[katiecutie35]

If they showed this in theaters, the writers and producers of this film would have made way more $.

[BlazedHearts]

That dog was so cute. :D

[liamandandrews]

I LAUGHED SO FRKIN' MUCH UR LEGAND!! AHAHHAHAHAH

[TheSuperstar2000ish]

THIS IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!

[ViLiN1996]

0:29 0:34 had me on the floor xD

[shyannesimons]

twilight is a really good movie so whoever made this sux

[SwitchBJM]

@shyannesimons

kill yourseld

[StupidHead1010]

@shyannesimons

Bella threw herself off a cliff to get attention from boys.

Your opinion on the movie is invalid if the leading lady is willing to put her life in danger to get attention. How much more shallow can somebody get?

[ERKRAKANARB]

@shyannesimons lol i hope glass shards fall in your face and blind you so that you can never watch a movie again

[getafack]

bella is so "pretty"

[KISSarmyGuy]

The acting is way too good to be Twilight.

[HatsuneMikuV02]

I'd prefer jack to edward/jacob any day

[MrFuryHD]

I'd rather go to cinema and pay 10pounds to watch this 1:18 parody of twilight then watch the actual thing!

[KennSan]

Jacob keep your shirt on!

[greenlax47]

Did you notice that the last lines were saying: TWILIGHT BLOWS (fade) JACK.... :D:D

[magalitje10]

its 1:18 minutes !!

[Amberwb1694]

I love the twilight saga, but this was frickin hilarious.

[captainblackjack123]

BELLA IS A BITCH CAUSE OF HER THERE IS AN ENTIRE ARMY OF VAMPIRES AND WERE WOLFS FIGHTING JUST CAUSE OF HER!!!!! AND BESIDES ISNT EDWARD LIKE 100 YEARS OLD DOESNT THAT MAKE HIM A PEDOPHILE?

[kathleenbensimon]

Uggerssss

[nickizish]

freakin hilarious!

[PurpleFlyers]

@gmtom19 Next to AppleJack.

[Asan9611]

i think "jacob keep your shirt on" captures the series much better

[leoeldude]

Wait...! Isn't twilight a parody?

[TheBossonaboat]

girls made me see that movie.

[gmtom19]

Thats not fair saying "Twilight blows" shes the 3rd best pony

[MetallicaSoadTV]

-hey

-shit

[HMAngelina]

and 18 seconds

[makeupbyaliii]

lmao ur move douchebag

[heyyouil]

awsome



[BeBeAyumiReturns]

she has more emotion than bella in the entire series :D

[sherlyblack]

very good acting!

[joro353]

what's troublesome is that people actually paid money to see that

[Wombat98675]

shame part is that this is pretty much what happens

[Rockaru100]

better than twilight

[Rainicornsrawsomex]

LOVE YOU 4 MAKING THIS



[glearned]

this movie didn't even have a pl-... 

[cupcake11945]

i completely lost it at "your move douche bag"

[jessy12344321]

I love twighlight but I frickin love this!

[deadlockedd12]

0:33 fuckin SEX face

[maryzsk]

Although this is all very true, I'm just wondering who in Jacksfilms read/watched it to know how to parody it...

[96dominoes]

Wait, what?!? *Heavy breathing*

[Niqulai]

Parody is better than original, so Twilight sucks.

[bluerosesweep]

she had to many emotions on her face to corectly play bella/kristen

[lovefightplay]

@bluerosesweep she was cuter, though. ;)

[Heidiroonie]

@bluerosesweep all 2 of them.

[AnimalLoverGirlCutie]

omg i love jacob hes hilarious looking

[lquert]

that awkward moment when the top comments are the same

[MirandaTDAfan]

"I'm gonna straight up notice that the two top comments are the same."

"Your move, thumb whores."

x3

[babygrr15]

@MirandaTDAfan HAH HAH. :)

[timburtonrules101]

love this!!! and its true.... lolololol oh the lolz.

[lovezpoptartz]

Masturbation.

[thefunnystuffplease]

1075 twilight fans disliked because they did not approve of these guys superb acting compared to the dull emotionless acting in the actual films.

[red2222222222a1]

@thefunnystuffplease IM A TWILIGHT FAN AND I WATCH PARODYS OF TWILIGHT ALL THE TIME

[thefunnystuffplease]

@red2222222222a1 good for you. you have a sense of humour, as do i.... which is why i posted the comment. CHILL.

[red2222222222a1]

@thefunnystuffplease kk same here

[tentenfanno1]

jacob keep your shit on

no.....

wait i spelt shirt wrong :P

[rikkunikay]

lol the dog made me laugh xD

[DreamAliveProd]

Love this vid!

[keep6cans]

this pre much sums up twilight

[alibabagal47]

I like twilight . but hey , they gotit spot on

[SashaTiem]

@alibabagal47 i no hey

[Lovingeachother]

0:57

[maliboothxox]

1 minute of my life that i wished id spent better.

[crimemobile]

@maliboothxox dislike ftw??

[maliboothxox]

@crimemobile ok chillllllll , it was a joke

[MattSSmith94]

"Anyone wanna watch twilight? NO HOMO?"

"Dude, Get out of here! I wouldnt watch that if I was homo!"

[frantic044]

0:51 lol :D i luv this face :D

[givenupsasuke]

Ho plaid Bella? Wus it ur mom!? She luuks hat old

[Theawesomegirl5]

@givenupsasuke no, thats jacks sister. shes in some of his older videos.

[rainbowgrl02]

so funny!

[DeClassixzLolz]

ha.... also classic  funnystuffz

[WereBothGayTogether]

Ha! You Make Me Lauf!

[BobanInf]

damprumpan, why the said face? O.o and you other can go to hell..twilight is one the greater movies..and you just make a joke of it..you are fucking idiots !!

[CSucksatgaming]

@mellongiraff

[halo9189]

I wish the chick in the parody was hot :(

[Thepopofactor]

Way better that twilight!! Hands down. :P

[loudmouth90]

This parody is too interesting to be Twilight.

[BobanInf]

wtf is wrong with?? why are you doing this kind of shit, when the movie is great???

[damprumpan]

@BobanInf :(

[BobanInf]

@BobanInf damprumpan, why the said face?

[Shazamilton]

press 0,1,2,5,9 for the synopsis

[MissusHG]

*BELLA'S KINKY FACE*

OH DAYUM.

[Izaebele]

Oh my God, I wish they would make a million Twilight movies so that Jack could keep making spoofs of them.

[Togaroshkin]

There was a twilight ad on this video.

[JaasyBean]

wow!! worst thin ive ever seen on you tube!!