Atheism Week Day 6: All babies go to heaven.... now.

[emikochan13]

hahaha :D

[Jenand444]

Ohhh...who is that hot guy" he's got such luscious lips!

[coolbeens21]

LMAO

[veyr0n1]

Funny shit

[HapkidoJosh]

At first I thought you were talking about taking the game Limbo away. You know leaning backwards and walking under a stick. I wasn't aware that Catholics had Limbo in there rule book.

[migeru]

fucking lol

[Flyborg]

I must be 12 years old, because that was hilarious.

[refimanloans]

Oh no don't take my Limbo away! How many priests are you hiding in the vatican today from the law? You must be having great fun with all the boys! In the US I really wished you did not shuffle them from parish to parish to rape little boys and girls..but I guess you had the ok from jesus on that one, right? Anything to protect holy mother church, right? You all are pigs!

[4yall]

even being a catholic myself I had to laugh at this, pretty funny, but I don't know why atheists have been so violent against my religion in these days...take care.

[xynth101088]

yeah, because religious people aren't violent against what atheists have to say, right?

[TuesdayPillow]

I guess 'cause we're sick of having religion forced down our throats. I think we're also sick of people telling us that we are lost or need to be saved. We don't like the condescending attitude or the fear of admitting that we are not religious to our co-workers or neighbors. I am not saying you are like this, but you must understand that there are many people like this out there.

[enlightenednihilist]

i dont know of any atheists that have been "violent" as in physically violent in the world, but yea youve probably noticed lots of atheists being pretty active against religion.

never take it personally. we're not here to destroy you, we're not here to destroy the leaders of your beliefs, we're not even here to destroy your beliefs. we're just here to try to change your mind. reshape your beliefs.

we're also here to unite ourselves, and encourage other atheists to be open.

[enlightenednihilist]

(sometimes some satire might be necessary to do that)

[PhaseAndRain]

Just out of curiosity, re-read what you said and tell me if that does sound like what the Religious people are trying to do. Am I wrong? Was that sarcasm, and I totally missed it?

[danthemango]

actually, I absolutely agree, people are very up in arms against Catholicism, considering it is not any more irrational than any other religion.

[PoKesh]

lmao!!! funny shit man...lol

[chchchemical]

This nearly made me pee my pants. I love it.

[orion421]

Read the Catechism and find out what Catholcis really believe.

[H3RM3S78]

That video is lame. You should stick to filming sandwiches (that one was hilarious).

[19724110032176503208]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[jabby18]

this is so damn funny xD

[hldfg]

The Holy Father never abolished the teaching of limbo for it was never an ex cathedra dogma.

[Blazerfootballer]

Right. It was just an idea that someone made up, but somehow became widely believed. I'm glad that our current Pope decided to settle the matter.

[magichandpuppet]

ha ha... this is funny :)

[ThreeTwoOneBoom]

Hahaha this is brilliant!

[MASOAL2618]

What a joke. You mock something you know nothing about.

[RegressLess]

Nothing about? What do you know besides what you've been told by MAN? And yes, it is a joke.

[R055HP]

(Joking...)

[R055HP]

What, the Pope? We know he was a Nazi youth.

[Blazerfootballer]

Because every single german boy was forced to be one, you fucking idiot! He wasn't one by choice!

[R055HP]

I was joking! I realise this. But the Catholic Church's Pope at the time did little to help the predicement of the Jewish people.

[MuleMarie]

lmao that was awesome xDD

[system0slaven]

lol

[ImmortalDestructor]

The pope can alter doctrine? So much for the unchanging word of God.

[jvoss101]

less pope, more mikki

[olliegibbons]

Ha ha oh Pope Benedict the fifth, fourteenthish. How you make me laugh.

[BrianJunglist]

lmao

[DonJulioBlanco2002]

Very funny!

[dopestr33t]

lol! Was that your boyfriend or something?

[IWTSYPthethird]

I'm Christian (Anglican), and I just want to tell everyone that Catholics (and Mormons) aren't Christian. They're both false religions, or at the very least, very confused "Christians."

[dopestr33t]

That has nothing to do with the video.

[AmberNightwolf]

Catholics were the first Christians, deny them and your saying that no other branch of Christianity is true.

[GluttonD]

Well said.

[kidbt22]

"very confused christians" seems redundant.

[sapperbloggs]

Funny, you all worship the same god, read more or less the same bible, but you're christian, and they're not? Like Nightwolf said, 'Catholics were the first christians'

so if anything, you're just another dodgy spinoff, like mormonism, and the 'christian' title should go to them

[rain2298]

Well, that was certainly different.

[RexT42]

I lol'd. Hard.

[mikezephyr]

ahhh man soo funny

just arbitrarily changing where we go when we die, no sense of irony too ftw!

[Meowbay]

lol

[CrucieFiction]

Nice fish head hat!

The roman catholic papal "mitre", the hat that bishops, cardinal and the pope wear, is nothing but a pagan vestige borrowed from the Babylonian fish god, Dagon. Fact!

[miwco]

thats one chubby pope

[nerdelicious5]

LOL

[AbbeyNormal]

I still don't get the justification for this? Did they actually eliminate limbo, or are they admitting they're wrong? I thought they were never wrong? But now I hear there never was any limbo, so did they go back in time and change things? WTF?

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahaha... And people still follow these people(roman catholic leaders) even after seeing them change a strong and long held belief that they had to pray to help these people out of "limbo" and into "heaven". ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[driubi]

plus babies always had the distinct size advantage, making it easy for them to slip under the catholic limbo bar.

[anthwhite91]

The pope was just jealous, his gigantic throne couldnt fit under it.

[TheNewHumanist]

euh....

Do you have underpants on your head?

[DavidRandallCurtis]

No more limbo? Hey! That dance is a healthy workout! 5*

[Jbear9]

Priceless!!!

[nicanicabad]

I love your little hands!

[sagaforest]

this is more like anti-theism week. this has got nothing to do with atheism. technically speaking. (IMHO)

[driubi]

well.. there is only one thing to do with atheism, so it would get a bit boring to hear someone say I don't believe in god, without giving their reasons.

[enslaver]

lol <3

[akaso405]

best one yet! lol :)

[PerfectAgent]

Abortion, your child's direct route to heaven. Thanks, Catholics! Your made up skydad is so much easier to appease now!

[JaboCelt007]

And since there is no more purgatory you Christians might as well kill yourselves now, the quicker the better. Wouldn't you like to see Jeebus in heaven tommorow night? You could be spending new years with the big guy upstairs. Send a thank you letter to the pope and get to it! The world will be a better place down here without you.

[sapperbloggs]

A little harsh Jabo, but you've got a point. Was it Bill Hicks who asked the question...

'Why do christians wear seatbelts?'

[JaboCelt007]

Yup, Christianity is a cult that worships death. They can't wait to die. This life and this planet is just an obstacle in the way on their path to heaven.

[sapperbloggs]

The only problem with death worship, is they're all still alive. Some are even running countries, making laws, and trying to force it down our (and our children's) throats. What we need, is a half believable message from 'god' telling them all that the time has come, they need to bump themselves off to go to heaven, and leave this terrible earth to all us sinners. You sort out the message, I'll bring the 'special' cordial.

[italianpole1217]

christians don't worship death....how long will it take for atheists to actually listen to what christians have to say....oh i forgot you're too ignorant to listen to what other people have to say

[JaboCelt007]

You're savior was killed, you worship his martyrdom. His death was a sacrifice you save you in death. You believe in death you acheive eternal life in heaven. To die is a good thing. You believe this planet it in a fallen state and is a testing ground for your soul. Basically Christians believe the real party is the after party. How is this not worshiping death?

[rozeboosje]

LOL

[loser078]

lol.

[JaboCelt007]

Ok can we assume the chin is yours Piro? :)

[ivarbt]

This is too much. LMFAO!! :D

[pornoopel]

loved those lil hands :)

[nadiaTeeze]

lol

[2bsirius]

Your Holey-ness! Love you. Sorry to hear about limbo being gone...It won't be the same now, Your Holey-ness! Where will we go for holidays? We needed a place like limbo. Nothing lifts the sprits more than watching all those unbaptized infants and those savages who died without knowing Christ. It was great for feeling smug and secure in the faith! Damn it!

[ltzippy2]

Almost though he was going to burst into the opening number of "Cabaret" there!

[atheistliberty]

LOL

[Uxoriouswidow]

Papal infallibility is all too fallible.

[CousinoMacul]

I'll just call you Ratzi.

btw---you look like you can limbo with the best of them.

;-)