Peanut : " Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? Dunham.com, you know the weird part is I am actually pissing him off, and he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide"
ATTENTION ALL JEFF DUNHAM FANS! IF YOU HAVE COMCAST DIGITAL CABLE, AT 8:00PM, THERE IS A NEW JEFF DUNHAM COMEDY SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL OR CHANNEL 51. WATCH HIS NEW PREFORMANCE TONIGHT AND THEN GO BACK TO THIS VIDEO AND REPLY BACK ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS!
@MegaReyes14 The divorce has clearly had an effect to his level of comedy, it just wasn't as good as Spark of Insanity. The new puppet/character; AJ; Achmed's supposed son, was a dud.
Hey guys, I was wondering, Which act do you guys think is the most funniest act featuring peanut. Either this act in this video or Peanut's comedy act on Arguing With Myself. Please reply back with your opinion.
hey he make afun of i car he say i car is gay it not gay he gay lets get god zila to kill heem oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh meep meep nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
@criesmetosleep94 no, no its search, asearch isn't a word, and assert means to state something with confidence, therefore it would be completely out of context so it would only make sense that he says; search
@Supadude91 A: it's called a joke and B: i know what assurt means thank you very much. i'm not dumb. and what i meant by "asearch" if i have to spell it out is that there is a big "A" sound in the begging of what you call search. which would make it, the whole point of this stupid conversation, "asearch." :/
@criesmetosleep94 so your saying a miss spelling and a wrong word is a joke... if that's what you find funny then sure... cool story and if you listen closely enough there is no "A" before "search" and you can hear the fact he says search. and if you knew what ASSERT (not assurt) meant you'd know he didn't say that so i cant help but think you didn't know what it meant. heheh oh well
@Supadude91 well someone with the sense of humor like a stump would apparently not think the joke was funny. and you going this far to prove a point is pretty pathetic. big words for the guy who didnt get 37 thumbs up for their comment. and it looks to me that no one else really gives a fuck do they? huh, imagine that. and you can spell a word wrong and know what it means. you're just saying that to grasp at straws.
Dude,you need a tik tak :DDDD 3:39
SM122U 6 days ago
peanut is so amazing !!!
lilmzblackman101 3 weeks ago
5:14 funniest laugh ever
metalroxz222 3 weeks ago
im so sicking of this crap...i had tryed doing so long...what happened?...i fall off this fuckn thing and i...
SM122U 3 weeks ago
@SM122U no its: Im so sick of this crap!... I have tried going solo!.. What happened?... Kept falling of this fucking thing!
The15982 1 week ago
@The15982 u sure?;)
SM122U 6 days ago
@SM122U yupp
The15982 4 days ago
lol I love peanut
lolikrwtf 3 weeks ago
I SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS JEFA-FA
theassassin1206 1 month ago
-on stage-
Jeff: Please welcome my buddy, Peanut.
-backstage-
Jeff: OK Peanut, YOU'RE FUCKING DOOMED!
mogimog1997 1 month ago
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I bet Jeff is fIipping off from inside of every puppet.
mogimog1997 1 month ago
I bet Jeff is flipping off from inside of every puppet.
mogimog1997 1 month ago
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mogimog1997 1 month ago
i couldnt tell if that was a joke, or a shameless way of promoting his website haha
WolfGangOmega 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Peanut:your a ventriloquist make it talk
Peanut:that would be funny as hell only give it a french accent a boujor i would like to come up your nose
nathan24256 1 month ago
your the only whitney!! lol
nathan24256 1 month ago
the weird part is that....he would WANNA KILL ME......but that's suicide...
Franyozkilleddead331 1 month ago
Peanut: You want to kill me?
Jeff: No I don't.
Peanut: Yes you do.
Jeff: No.
Peanut: Yes.
Jeff: No
Peanut: Yes
Jeff: No
Peanut: Assurt your feelings Je-fa-fa!
<33333333333333333333
ChocolateChip5234 1 month ago 6
am i pissing you off fa fa
BamItzCharlotte 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JeffDunhamOfficial
your the other white meat ;)
then later... he talks bout being in jail?
come here puppet boy, make ur daddy talk ;)
oh thts so wrong mr je-fa-fa done-ham.. dot com ;)
emoticzangel703 2 months ago
Allurt your feelings Je-fa-fa
meghandannielle 2 months ago
Jeff-fa
MrEpicface2011 2 months ago
Great Quality! Love Ya Peanut!!!
bobcatjr2 2 months ago
Am i pissing you o-fa-fa ????
ThePoopy111 2 months ago
They are laughing like HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raysgirl1993 3 months ago
this is my favourite 1
xboxpro4174 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JeffDunhamOfficial
Short one: Neow
Long one: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!
Jeff: New
Chinese: YUH!
Gay guy: Neuh
Peanut you're a LEGEND :D
BertieGinger 3 months ago
Peanut: "YOU FCKING PICKED..... YOUR NOSE!"
CrazySprouseFan 3 months ago
Peanut: "Do you know what your breath smells like?"
Jeff: "???"
Peanut: "Dunham!"
Haha i love this <33
CrazySprouseFan 3 months ago
Peanut: "WHAT?! We can't talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, i talk, you talk, THAT'S IT! FOCUS!"
Haha <33
CrazySprouseFan 3 months ago
Peanut: "You want to kil me!"
Jeff: "No i don't"
Peanut: "Yes you do"
Jeff: "No"
Peanut: "Yes"
Jeff: "No"
Peanut: "ASSURT YOUR FEELINGS, JEFA-FAH!"
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CrazySprouseFan 3 months ago
8 people did not search their feelings.
DarthVailan 3 months ago
doooo iiiiitttt......
cobra9356 3 months ago 2
Peanut : " Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? Dunham.com, you know the weird part is I am actually pissing him off, and he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide"
sammi8696 3 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham:- Spark Of Insanity 4
holy crap your quick its like you know
jennylovesdan 4 months ago
Its Dunham
not when you look at it it says DunHam Jeff DunHam HAM... your the other white meat!
gotta love peanut
tristan3913 4 months ago in playlist Spark Of Insanity
ATTENTION ALL JEFF DUNHAM FANS! IF YOU HAVE COMCAST DIGITAL CABLE, AT 8:00PM, THERE IS A NEW JEFF DUNHAM COMEDY SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL OR CHANNEL 51. WATCH HIS NEW PREFORMANCE TONIGHT AND THEN GO BACK TO THIS VIDEO AND REPLY BACK ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS!
MegaReyes14 4 months ago
@MegaReyes14 The divorce has clearly had an effect to his level of comedy, it just wasn't as good as Spark of Insanity. The new puppet/character; AJ; Achmed's supposed son, was a dud.
Sargotha 4 months ago
thankz i was drinkin ginger ale
MsKelly569 5 months ago
Cos Im Your Pal
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
Your A Ventrilacuist Make It Talk, That Would Be Funny As Hell, OH And Give It A French Accent, Bonjour I Would Like To Come Out Of Your NOSE!!
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
You Freaking Picked Your Nose
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
Dude You Need A Tic Tac, Do You Know What Your Breath Smells Of? DUN HAM!
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
JEF-FA-FA DUN-HAM DOT COM
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
DUN-HAM Your The Other White Meat
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
To Get In And Out You'll Need To Use Alot OF Lotion XD
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
DO IT!
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
NYOW haha
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
Holy Crap Your Quick, It's Like You Know xD
Mrsblj2010 5 months ago
Hey! He's making fun of car. He say our car is gay. It not gay, he gay. Let's get Godzilla to kill him.
SeattleSportsFanic 5 months ago 14
I'm so sick of this crap! I tried to go solo.
What happen?
I kept falling of this freaking thing.
SeattleSportsFanic 5 months ago
7 people don't get comedy
MegaMariofan64 5 months ago
"Am I pissing you of-fafa?"
CalicoKitteh 5 months ago
Funnily enough, in the UK this was sponsored by Toyota! x'D
kurtastrophy 6 months ago
Peanut:- Actually when you look at it, it says Je-Fa-Fa Dunham
Jeff:- Fe-Fe?
Peanut:- Your using an unneeded F
sammi8696 6 months ago
Peanut:- I have tried to go solo
Jeff:- what happened?
Peanut:- kept falling of this freaking thing
sammi8696 6 months ago 2
03:55-04:22 LOL! :))
AsApGoesRawr 6 months ago
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TheDewayn1 6 months ago
5:16
Freezingred2 6 months ago
7 people are pissed of-fa-fa!
iheartnewyorkbaby 6 months ago
one of the best videos i've ever seen
madgamer840 7 months ago
6 people have sticks up their a**
myawesomesongs12 7 months ago
Peanut Kissing Jeff Dunham
MegaMr46 7 months ago
Am I pissingh you off-fa-fa? lol
neoek2575 7 months ago 2
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1) Pause at 00:00
2) Hold push the left arrow button
3) While pushing the left arrow hold in the upper arrow.
4) Now u can play snake!
Like if it worked! :)
lilpooch99 7 months ago
omg its so hilarious XD
silvak931 7 months ago
i love 2:52 - the end
marialucas78 7 months ago
theres still something there
stop
you gotta get it
cut it out
its wiggling
stop it
do your a vantriliquist make it talk
Killer95249 8 months ago
haha one of the funniest parts,
"thts a tiny little car int it?"
"its small"
"ya..."
"i bet to get in and out u gotta use a lotta lotion"
immortalkiss1o1 8 months ago
ASSURT YOUR FEELINGS JEFA-FA!!
destinykaiser59yahoo 8 months ago 23
how can you dislike??
iraqia4live1 8 months ago
Dude! You need a tic tac! You know what your breath smells like? Dunn Hammm!
:P
Thumbs up if this made you laugh!
tigress4511 8 months ago
You're a vantruiliquist! Make it talk, oh oh and give it a french accent!!! "eeh bonjour i would like to come outa your noose!" lmao peanut!
Sims2gurl1 8 months ago
JEFF-FA-FA DUN-HAM DOT COM!
mom2jlg 8 months ago 2
FUCK I CAUGHT HIM MOVING HIS LIPS @ 7:55
MrSoulofShadow 8 months ago
@MrSoulofShadow
As a ventriloquist myself, It is actually impossible for the lips to not move COMPLETELY. They move very slightly no matter what!
fieryhand 8 months ago
Oh wait wait wait wait wait, a guy driving a Blue Prius:
pfft, OH!
XD ROFL!
WingZero172 9 months ago
Peanut is the bomb!!! Man I wanna see this guy in person!!
JMaster7777 9 months ago 2
i absolutly friken love this!!! peanut is my favorite, hilarious!! =D
ChassyLuvzYou 9 months ago
my fav is from 6:21 - 6:42 :D
ImaRandomPersonX 10 months ago
pause it at 5:09...peanut: "im goin in for the kill!!! :D
MissUSMC15 10 months ago
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MissUSMC15 10 months ago
and what's also pathetic is that you spelled ASSERT wrong in your first comment too
criesmetosleep94 10 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 i know but thats simply because i wasnt paying much attention and was thinkning of the way he spelt it :)
Supadude91 10 months ago
Dude, you need a tic-tac, do you know what your breath smells like? ...DUNHAMMMM
xD
SuperMoonSpirit 10 months ago
when he said a lot of lotion did ne mean master baiting?
halo54361 10 months ago
I love the way Jeff (fuh fuh :P) yells "WHAT??" at 4:34.
Calzified 10 months ago
omg i love how peaunut did a french accent soo funny lol
BoyGeorgeFanply20 10 months ago
i just just soo much whne peaunut did the pig noises lol
BoyGeorgeFanply20 10 months ago
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Hilarious!! holy crap you're quick!! Its like you know!!!
Ziggy7075 11 months ago
Hilarious!! holy crap you're quick!! Its like you know!!!
Ziggy7075 11 months ago 2
peanut=hyper monkey
suydmc272 11 months ago
Hey guys, I was wondering, Which act do you guys think is the most funniest act featuring peanut. Either this act in this video or Peanut's comedy act on Arguing With Myself. Please reply back with your opinion.
MegaReyes14 11 months ago
your the other white meat
lulustew1 11 months ago
FOCUS!
h4oooo 1 year ago
hey he make afun of i car he say i car is gay it not gay he gay lets get god zila to kill heem oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh meep meep nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
emp6348 1 year ago 2
6 people drive blue priest from toyota
Nerusization 1 year ago
@Nerusization It's a PRIUS, not a "priest" smart one. -.-
RayKismify 11 months ago
6 people drive blue priest
Nerusization 1 year ago
FOCUS!
poloball23 1 year ago
"Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?!" LOL
shetlandgal01 1 year ago
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, WHAT, YOU FRICKEN PICKED.... YOUR NOSE
jmanrulz1 1 year ago
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annajuikjuikol 1 year ago
when this gets on comedy central if the show was sponsored by Toyota!!!
MakaylaMcleod 1 year ago
lmfao!
Am i pissing you of-fa-fah?!
coolpup1101 1 year ago
Jefafa Dun HAM. com
EmeraldCheetah 1 year ago
this guy is to pro lol
koolace88 1 year ago
JEFFAFA U SAKKAKA
ThePinkrox13 1 year ago
omg u r so funny peanut is my fav
ThePinkrox13 1 year ago
@ThePinkrox13 mine too!!
MakaylaMcleod 1 year ago
dossy man
BAMitsMURRAY 1 year ago
lol
Willyvampire 1 year ago
how can you 6 people not like this
CaTHeRInEHiNT 1 year ago
i wish penaut was real ...oh wait
nabita226 1 year ago
jefafa dunHAM .com. am i pissing you ofafa?
VMG1495 1 year ago 8
"dude u need a tictac you know what ur breath smells like"
"..."
"DUNHAAAM"
zappy432 1 year ago 6
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ftgyhtdryfgyrtytr 1 year ago
"And he would like to KILL ME! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide. You want to kill me!"
"No I dont"
"Yes you do!"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No-"
ASSURT YOUR FEELINGS JEF-FAFA!
criesmetosleep94 1 year ago 92
@criesmetosleep94
Search your feelings :P
dillerfacing 1 year ago
@criesmetosleep94 he actually says "Search your feelings" not "Assurt"
Supadude91 10 months ago
@Supadude91 no its assurt. or i guess he says asearch your feelings then...
criesmetosleep94 10 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 no, no its search, asearch isn't a word, and assert means to state something with confidence, therefore it would be completely out of context so it would only make sense that he says; search
Supadude91 10 months ago
@Supadude91 A: it's called a joke and B: i know what assurt means thank you very much. i'm not dumb. and what i meant by "asearch" if i have to spell it out is that there is a big "A" sound in the begging of what you call search. which would make it, the whole point of this stupid conversation, "asearch." :/
criesmetosleep94 10 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 so your saying a miss spelling and a wrong word is a joke... if that's what you find funny then sure... cool story and if you listen closely enough there is no "A" before "search" and you can hear the fact he says search. and if you knew what ASSERT (not assurt) meant you'd know he didn't say that so i cant help but think you didn't know what it meant. heheh oh well
Supadude91 10 months ago
@Supadude91 well someone with the sense of humor like a stump would apparently not think the joke was funny. and you going this far to prove a point is pretty pathetic. big words for the guy who didnt get 37 thumbs up for their comment. and it looks to me that no one else really gives a fuck do they? huh, imagine that. and you can spell a word wrong and know what it means. you're just saying that to grasp at straws.
criesmetosleep94 10 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 if noone cared why did you respond, it kinda shows you do so... yeah, oh and im not grasping at straws, i dont use them
Supadude91 10 months ago
@Supadude91 and now i'm deciding to end this arguement because i'm tired of yelling about petty crap that doesn't matter to anyone else.
criesmetosleep94 10 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 thats a very good point i do say i agreee on that one.
Supadude91 10 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 doesnt he say "search ur fellings"?
russkiibrigadir 8 months ago
@criesmetosleep94 omg
silvak931 7 months ago
gay guy :-)
MrSnickers900 1 year ago
jef fafa dunHAM!!!
megaman100001 1 year ago 2
6 people drive a prius
KylaScoggins1 1 year ago 2
"WHAT! The hell is wrong with you? We cannot TALK at the same TIME! I talk you talk I talk you talk! THAT'S IT! Focus."
Thumbs if that's one of your favorite parts :P
RayKismify 1 year ago 166
@RayKismify THEY ARE ALL MY FAV PARTS XD
rovigl44 1 year ago
@RayKismify that id so frikin' funny! :P
crazyunicorn41 7 months ago
Dude you need a tic-tac
futureartistME1 1 year ago
6 people have no since of humor!
TheKayla121212 1 year ago 2
PEEEEEEEEEEEYAWWWWWWWWW (waves hand over head)
myusernameisgood410 1 year ago
Dude, you need a Tic-Tac.
TGKPictures 1 year ago
haha he is awesome
MrFootballguy7 1 year ago
am i pissing you off fa fa?
I love Jeff Dunham <3 so talented
ElizabethMarie173 1 year ago 5
lolol the vid ends in 9/11
12qqjimmy 1 year ago
@12qqjimmy Not funny...
ulf021 1 year ago
@ulf021 are you dumb?
adamlonghairwest 1 year ago
heeey he maka fun o our car he say our car is gy i not gay he gay lets get godzilla to kill him uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu eeh eeh neom!
themelanator1 1 year ago
neOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
german:ya whore
chinese: WHA!
themelanator1 1 year ago
A guy driving a blue prius "BOOM uhhh.... "
ilyaspunk1 1 year ago
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german: yahore!
Amylolify 1 year ago
german: yahore!
Amylolify 1 year ago
i love jeff dunham!! he is sooooo awesome!! and peanut is sooo funny!! lol
Amylolify 1 year ago
Chinese: ooWA! Gay guy: Uuh.
Kiwicutie9 1 year ago
Ventriloguists must spend a lot of time talking to them selves in front of mirrors. Why aren't THEY diagnosed crazy?
Kiwicutie9 1 year ago
"a guy driving a blue creas .. pouf ugh"
taylor8915 1 year ago 2
OH MY GOD
"what?!"
YOU FRIGGIN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKED YOUR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE
jazminegotswagga246 1 year ago 3
what the hell
what
we cannot talk at the sametime
i talk you talk i talk you talk
hahahahaaaaaaaaa fuunnnny
jazminegotswagga246 1 year ago
Jefafa Donham dot com
Am I pissing you ofafa, Jefafa Donham dot com ?
BlueSoul6 1 year ago
no, its search. idiots.
OxbloodslutxO 1 year ago
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jazzhandance09 1 year ago
"Assert your feelings, Jefafa!"
XD loved that
MackenzieStreeter094 1 year ago 2
Gotta love Peanut!He's so hilarious!Love that he's wearing one shoe with a hole.
"Hey!He makin fun of our car!He say our car is gay!It no gay HE gay!Let's get Godzilla to kill him."
jazzhandance09 1 year ago
0:48 What the heck was that falling in the background? D:
ThePokemonKid1616 1 year ago
@ThePokemonKid1616 that was the shadow from peanut hair in teh background
RebaRox84 1 year ago
I talk u talk i talk u talk that's it!
WhiteFang677 1 year ago
@WhiteFang677 FOCUS!!!!!!!!!
mpc808 1 year ago
were can i see full episodes?????????
TheMr360elite 1 year ago
were can i see full episodes??????????
TheMr360elite 1 year ago
"Jeff dun-ham. haaaam. ur the other white meat." rofl. my favorite part
DarkAngel3985 1 year ago
I think the lesson learned today is never drink water while watching Je Fa Fa Dun Ham Pe Ah Noo Uh T
Istaru97 1 year ago
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DO IT! haha
misskitty10107 1 year ago
jef-f dun-ham .com
januarypimp420 1 year ago
insert your feelings Jef Fa Fa Peanut FTW!!!
DropDeadKice 1 year ago
i love penut he so like funny
jcarrion6800 1 year ago
Jeff fa fa dun-ham .com
Foxnaruto30 1 year ago
assert your feelings jef-fa-fa!(:
MrCHeLsXD 1 year ago
i can hear some walter in him
likid56 1 year ago
Oh I love being in deceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... DEEECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! lol
Wiid00d1994 1 year ago
and he woud like to kill me. no i dont. yes you do. no i dont. yes you do. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS ..... jef-fa-fa.. dunhamm dotcooom
Opliminus 1 year ago
@Opliminus he said ASSERT not search
MackenzieStreeter094 1 year ago
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Opliminus 1 year ago
"gay guy! neee-uhhh!" lmfao, favorite part!!!
freakishlyobsessed 1 year ago
If Walter is ever elected President, Peanut should DEFINITELY be Secretary of State!
ztslovebird 1 year ago