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  • Dude,you need a tik tak :DDDD 3:39

  • peanut is so amazing !!!

  • 5:14 funniest laugh ever

  • im so sicking of this crap...i had tryed doing so long...what happened?...i fall off this fuckn thing and i...

  • @SM122U no its: Im so sick of this crap!... I have tried going solo!.. What happened?... Kept falling of this fucking thing!

  • @The15982 u sure?;)

  • @SM122U yupp

  • lol I love peanut

  • I SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS JEFA-FA

  • -on stage-

    Jeff: Please welcome my buddy, Peanut.

    -backstage-

    Jeff: OK Peanut, YOU'RE FUCKING DOOMED!

  • I bet Jeff is flipping off from inside of every puppet.

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  • i couldnt tell if that was a joke, or a shameless way of promoting his website haha

  • Peanut:your a ventriloquist make it talk

    Peanut:that would be funny as hell only give it a french accent a boujor i would like to come up your nose

  • your the only whitney!! lol

  • the weird part is that....he would WANNA KILL ME......but that's suicide...

  • Peanut: You want to kill me?

    Jeff: No I don't.

    Peanut: Yes you do.

    Jeff: No.

    Peanut: Yes.

    Jeff: No

    Peanut: Yes

    Jeff: No

    Peanut: Assurt your feelings Je-fa-fa!

    <33333333333333333333

  • am i pissing you off fa fa

  • your the other white meat ;)

    then later... he talks bout being in jail?

    come here puppet boy, make ur daddy talk ;)

    oh thts so wrong mr je-fa-fa done-ham.. dot com ;)

  • Allurt your feelings Je-fa-fa

  • Jeff-fa

  • Great Quality! Love Ya Peanut!!!

  • Am i pissing you o-fa-fa ????

  • They are laughing like HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is my favourite 1 

  • Short one: Neow

    Long one: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

    Jeff: New

    Chinese: YUH!

    Gay guy: Neuh

    Peanut you're a LEGEND :D

  • Peanut: "YOU FCKING PICKED..... YOUR NOSE!"

  • Peanut: "Do you know what your breath smells like?"

    Jeff: "???"

    Peanut: "Dunham!"

    Haha i love this <33

  • Peanut: "WHAT?! We can't talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, i talk, you talk, THAT'S IT! FOCUS!"

    Haha <33

  • Peanut: "You want to kil me!"

    Jeff: "No i don't"

    Peanut: "Yes you do"

    Jeff: "No"

    Peanut: "Yes"

    Jeff: "No"

    Peanut: "ASSURT YOUR FEELINGS, JEFA-FAH!"

    --

  • 8 people did not search their feelings.

  • doooo iiiiitttt......

  • Peanut : " Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? Dunham.com, you know the weird part is I am actually pissing him off, and he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide"

  • holy crap your quick its like you know

  • Its Dunham

    not when you look at it it says DunHam Jeff DunHam HAM... your the other white meat!

    gotta love peanut

  • ATTENTION ALL JEFF DUNHAM FANS! IF YOU HAVE COMCAST DIGITAL CABLE, AT 8:00PM, THERE IS A NEW JEFF DUNHAM COMEDY SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL OR CHANNEL 51. WATCH HIS NEW PREFORMANCE TONIGHT AND THEN GO BACK TO THIS VIDEO AND REPLY BACK ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS!

  • @MegaReyes14 The divorce has clearly had an effect to his level of comedy, it just wasn't as good as Spark of Insanity. The new puppet/character; AJ; Achmed's supposed son, was a dud.

  • thankz i was drinkin ginger ale

  • Cos Im Your Pal

  • Your A Ventrilacuist Make It Talk, That Would Be Funny As Hell, OH And Give It A French Accent, Bonjour I Would Like To Come Out Of Your NOSE!!

  • You Freaking Picked Your Nose

  • Dude You Need A Tic Tac, Do You Know What Your Breath Smells Of? DUN HAM!

  • JEF-FA-FA DUN-HAM DOT COM

  • DUN-HAM Your The Other White Meat

  • To Get In And Out You'll Need To Use Alot OF Lotion XD

  • DO IT!

  • NYOW haha

  • Holy Crap Your Quick, It's Like You Know xD

  • Hey! He's making fun of car. He say our car is gay. It not gay, he gay. Let's get Godzilla to kill him.

  • I'm so sick of this crap! I tried to go solo.

    What happen?

    I kept falling of this freaking thing.

  • 7 people don't get comedy

  • "Am I pissing you of-fafa?"

  • Funnily enough, in the UK this was sponsored by Toyota! x'D

  • Peanut:- Actually when you look at it, it says Je-Fa-Fa Dunham

    Jeff:- Fe-Fe?

    Peanut:- Your using an unneeded F

  • Peanut:- I have tried to go solo

    Jeff:- what happened?

    Peanut:- kept falling of this freaking thing

  • 03:55-04:22 LOL! :))

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  • 5:16

    

  • 7 people are pissed of-fa-fa!

  • one of the best videos i've ever seen

  • 6 people have sticks up their a**

  • Peanut Kissing Jeff Dunham

  • Am I pissingh you off-fa-fa? lol

  • omg its so hilarious XD

  • i love 2:52 - the end

  • theres still something there

    stop

    you gotta get it

    cut it out

    its wiggling

    stop it

    do your a vantriliquist make it talk

  • haha one of the funniest parts,

    "thts a tiny little car int it?"

    "its small"

    "ya..."

    "i bet to get in and out u gotta use a lotta lotion"

  • ASSURT YOUR FEELINGS JEFA-FA!!

  • how can you dislike??

  • Dude! You need a tic tac! You know what your breath smells like? Dunn Hammm!

    :P

    Thumbs up if this made you laugh!

  • You're a vantruiliquist! Make it talk, oh oh and give it a french accent!!! "eeh bonjour i would like to come outa your noose!" lmao peanut!

  • JEFF-FA-FA DUN-HAM DOT COM!

  • FUCK I CAUGHT HIM MOVING HIS LIPS @ 7:55

  • @MrSoulofShadow

    As a ventriloquist myself, It is actually impossible for the lips to not move COMPLETELY. They move very slightly no matter what!

  • Oh wait wait wait wait wait, a guy driving a Blue Prius:

    pfft, OH!

    XD ROFL!

  • Peanut is the bomb!!! Man I wanna see this guy in person!!

  • i absolutly friken love this!!! peanut is my favorite, hilarious!! =D

  • my fav is from 6:21 - 6:42 :D

  • pause it at 5:09...peanut: "im goin in for the kill!!! :D

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  • and what's also pathetic is that you spelled ASSERT wrong in your first comment too

  • @criesmetosleep94 i know but thats simply because i wasnt paying much attention and was thinkning of the way he spelt it :)

  • Dude, you need a tic-tac, do you know what your breath smells like? ...DUNHAMMMM

    xD

  • when he said a lot of lotion did ne mean master baiting?

  • I love the way Jeff (fuh fuh :P) yells "WHAT??" at 4:34.

  • omg i love how peaunut did a french accent soo funny lol

  • i just just soo much whne peaunut did the pig noises lol

  • Hilarious!! holy crap you're quick!! Its like you know!!!

  • peanut=hyper monkey

  • Hey guys, I was wondering, Which act do you guys think is the most funniest act featuring peanut. Either this act in this video or Peanut's comedy act on Arguing With Myself. Please reply back with your opinion.

  • your the other white meat

  • FOCUS!

  • hey he make afun of i car he say i car is gay it not gay he gay lets get god zila to kill heem oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh meep meep nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooowwww­wwwwwwwwww

  • 6 people drive blue priest from toyota

  • @Nerusization It's a PRIUS, not a "priest" smart one. -.-

  • 6 people drive blue priest

  • FOCUS!

  • "Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?!" LOL

  • WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, WHAT, YOU FRICKEN PICKED.... YOUR NOSE

  • when this gets on comedy central if the show was sponsored by Toyota!!!

  • lmfao!

    Am i pissing you of-fa-fah?!

  • Jefafa Dun HAM. com

  • this guy is to pro lol

  • JEFFAFA U SAKKAKA

  • omg u r so funny peanut is my fav

  • @ThePinkrox13 mine too!!

  • dossy man 

  • lol

  • how can you 6 people not like this

  • i wish penaut was real ...oh wait

  • jefafa dunHAM .com. am i pissing you ofafa?

  • "dude u need a tictac you know what ur breath smells like"

    "..."

    "DUNHAAAM"

  • "And he would like to KILL ME! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide. You want to kill me!"

    "No I dont"

    "Yes you do!"

    "Yes"

    "No"

    "Yes"

    "No"

    "Yes"

    "No-"

    ASSURT YOUR FEELINGS JEF-FAFA!

  • @criesmetosleep94

    Search your feelings :P

  • @criesmetosleep94 he actually says "Search your feelings" not "Assurt"

  • @Supadude91 no its assurt. or i guess he says asearch your feelings then...

  • @criesmetosleep94 no, no its search, asearch isn't a word, and assert means to state something with confidence, therefore it would be completely out of context so it would only make sense that he says; search

  • @Supadude91 A: it's called a joke and B: i know what assurt means thank you very much. i'm not dumb. and what i meant by "asearch" if i have to spell it out is that there is a big "A" sound in the begging of what you call search. which would make it, the whole point of this stupid conversation, "asearch." :/

  • @criesmetosleep94 so your saying a miss spelling and a wrong word is a joke... if that's what you find funny then sure... cool story and if you listen closely enough there is no "A" before "search" and you can hear the fact he says search. and if you knew what ASSERT (not assurt) meant you'd know he didn't say that so i cant help but think you didn't know what it meant. heheh oh well

  • @Supadude91 well someone with the sense of humor like a stump would apparently not think the joke was funny. and you going this far to prove a point is pretty pathetic. big words for the guy who didnt get 37 thumbs up for their comment. and it looks to me that no one else really gives a fuck do they? huh, imagine that. and you can spell a word wrong and know what it means. you're just saying that to grasp at straws.

  • @criesmetosleep94 if noone cared why did you respond, it kinda shows you do so... yeah, oh and im not grasping at straws, i dont use them

  • @Supadude91 and now i'm deciding to end this arguement because i'm tired of yelling about petty crap that doesn't matter to anyone else.

  • @criesmetosleep94 thats a very good point i do say i agreee on that one.

  • @criesmetosleep94 doesnt he say "search ur fellings"?

  • gay guy :-)

  • jef fafa dunHAM!!!

  • 6 people drive a prius

  • "WHAT! The hell is wrong with you? We cannot TALK at the same TIME! I talk you talk I talk you talk! THAT'S IT! Focus."

    Thumbs if that's one of your favorite parts :P

  • @RayKismify THEY ARE ALL MY FAV PARTS XD

  • @RayKismify that id so frikin' funny! :P

  • Dude you need a tic-tac

  • 6 people have no since of humor!

  • PEEEEEEEEEEEYAWWWWWWWWW (waves hand over head)

  • Dude, you need a Tic-Tac.

  • haha he is awesome

  • am i pissing you off fa fa?

    I love Jeff Dunham <3 so talented

  • lolol the vid ends in 9/11

  • @12qqjimmy Not funny...

  • @ulf021 are you dumb?

  • heeey he maka fun o our car he say our car is gy i not gay he gay lets get godzilla to kill him uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu eeh eeh neom!

  • neOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    german:ya whore

    chinese: WHA!

  • A guy driving a blue prius "BOOM uhhh.... "

  • german: yahore!

  • i love jeff dunham!! he is sooooo awesome!! and peanut is sooo funny!! lol

  • Chinese: ooWA! Gay guy: Uuh.

  • Ventriloguists must spend a lot of time talking to them selves in front of mirrors. Why aren't THEY diagnosed crazy?

  • "a guy driving a blue creas .. pouf ugh"

  • OH MY GOD

    "what?!"

    YOU FRIGGIN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKED YOUR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSEEEEEE

  • what the hell

    what

    we cannot talk at the sametime

    i talk you talk i talk you talk

    hahahahaaaaaaaaa fuunnnny

  • Jefafa Donham dot com

    Am I pissing you ofafa, Jefafa Donham dot com ?

  • no, its search. idiots.

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  • "Assert your feelings, Jefafa!"

    XD loved that

  • Gotta love Peanut!He's so hilarious!Love that he's wearing one shoe with a hole.

    "Hey!He makin fun of our car!He say our car is gay!It no gay HE gay!Let's get Godzilla to kill him."

  • 0:48 What the heck was that falling in the background? D:

  • @ThePokemonKid1616 that was the shadow from peanut hair in teh background

  • I talk u talk i talk u talk that's it!

  • @WhiteFang677 FOCUS!!!!!!!!!

  • were can i see full episodes?????????

  • were can i see full episodes??????????

  • "Jeff dun-ham. haaaam. ur the other white meat." rofl. my favorite part

  • I think the lesson learned today is never drink water while watching Je Fa Fa Dun Ham Pe Ah Noo Uh T

  • jef-f dun-ham .com

  • insert your feelings Jef Fa Fa Peanut FTW!!!

  • i love penut he so like funny

  • Jeff fa fa dun-ham .com

  • assert your feelings jef-fa-fa!(:

  • i can hear some walter in him

  • Oh I love being in deceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... DEEECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEE! lol

  • and he woud like to kill me. no i dont. yes you do. no i dont. yes you do. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS ..... jef-fa-fa.. dunhamm dotcooom

  • @Opliminus he said ASSERT not search

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  • "gay guy! neee-uhhh!" lmfao, favorite part!!!

  • If Walter is ever elected President, Peanut should DEFINITELY be Secretary of State!