LIE TO ME WAS AN AWESOME FUCKING SHOW! TV SHOWS DONT MAKE SERIAL KILLERS! CANCELING TV SHOWS DOES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA KILL YOU NINJA!
This is my ringtone it went off in class one time and almost got a detention because of it. I didn't get it because I smooth talked the teacher and it worked. ;) Works every time
Reminds me of playing TF classic...
outo1235 1 week ago
What I say everytime Newt Gingrich is on TV.
countrybill45 3 weeks ago
@countrybill45 LOL.
DarkFox314 3 days ago
press 7 for the best quote ever!
LastStandBro 1 month ago
2 dislikes? - Ringo and the fat man, maybe? :D
the2009guy 2 months ago
This isn't something you want to say to a female friend... You can trust me on that one...
D34DSun 2 months ago
@D34DSun Of course not what woman wants to be called Man...
outo1235 1 week ago
LOL
dengar9999 2 months ago
Nobody can curse like Samuel L Jackson.
Shinatsu 2 months ago
Fuck you racist black mother fucker. That's what I would have said.
AllanLoveJr 3 months ago
i can't help but always envision the skronny white dude from rob roy getting sliced when i hear his voice.
TheFunkyTheist 3 months ago
@RoyalSwagGeneral23 Hell, Samuel L. Jackson makes Chuck Norris LOOK like a meme.
DARKGORZ 3 months ago in playlist DARKGORZ's favorites
and they say Chuck norris is bad ass im making Samuel jackson a meme bitchez
RoyalSwagGeneral23 3 months ago
Im gona say this to a fat friend of mine at school.
fatboy40107 3 months ago
@fatboy40107 have fun getting punched in the face
BlacknLucky2011 3 months ago
SLJ, you've done it again lololol
hamokemba35 3 months ago
Simply priceless
SomeRandomFinnishGuy 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you have noticed the fact that NO ONE can swear like Samuel L. Jackson!
SomeRandomFinnishGuy 3 months ago
Words like this make me wanna roll over the floor laughing
csbr75 3 months ago
press 7 to hear best part
maxymorga 3 months ago
Yeah.
ModernDayProphets 3 months ago
LIE TO ME WAS AN AWESOME FUCKING SHOW! TV SHOWS DONT MAKE SERIAL KILLERS! CANCELING TV SHOWS DOES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA KILL YOU NINJA!
Hatinonthehaters 4 months ago
@Hatinonthehaters it was a movie dumb shit
ledzeppelinfan1001 3 months ago
@ledzeppelinfan1001 Lie to me was a tv series dipshit.
Hatinonthehaters 3 months ago
@Hatinonthehaters i thought you were talking about pupl fiction sorry for misreading your post
ledzeppelinfan1001 3 months ago
Press 8 for cup.
baron8107 4 months ago
@baron8107 How many people go around pressing 1-10 on the timebar looking for those? And yes, it did crack me up quite a bit.
Oh, does everyone know you can watch the full film in about 10 parts on YouTube? ^_^
JohnGreasyGamer 3 months ago
@JohnGreasyGamer
I don't think a lot of people do that.
baron8107 3 months ago
@JohnGreasyGamer YOu have towatch the dvd or the least you can do is search on google for pulp fiction megavideo
airHaakon 3 months ago
Jules is my fucking hero
DonnerParty1000 4 months ago
0:10 is where all the good stuff happens
Jack10000115 4 months ago
Shut the fuck up Batman, this ain't none of your god damn business.
VisigothViking 4 months ago 16
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN! this aint none of your god damn business...love it
spartanzack300 4 months ago 3
0:09 Best Fucking Part
xcccx3 4 months ago
''This ain't none of your goddamn business'' XD
the2009guy 4 months ago
what does the fat man says? excuse my poor understanding of the english language.
SuperMrBentley 4 months ago
@SuperMrBentley "Stop causing problems. You'll get us all killed. Give him what you've got and get him out of here."
straightedge442 4 months ago
Most funniest thing I ever heard before my life !
bullykutta1 4 months ago
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One person is a fat man that was ordered to shut the fuck up by Sam Jackson.
stevieraystrong 4 months ago
One person is a fat man that was ordered to shut the fuck up by Sam Jackson.
stevieraystrong 4 months ago
his voice is just perfect, idky i think so.
frankyagernull 4 months ago
Yeah you better take it back
assassinscreed1503 4 months ago
@assassinscreed1503 SHUT THE FUCK UP
pizza3330 4 months ago
i take it back tim roth is cool
pizza3330 4 months ago
lol now im going to say this to every one who tries to troll me...even if theyre skinny as fuck
a1b26600 5 months ago
Pizza330 have you even watched lie to me
assassinscreed1503 5 months ago
@assassinscreed1503 yes and im glad its not on anymore
pizza3330 4 months ago
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pizza3330 5 months ago
one of the many awesome quotes in Pulp Fiction!!!
TheMostAwesomeMan242 5 months ago
POOTIS
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago
He just calls him "fat man" as if he thought that was his real name.
downfallzawesome 6 months ago 2
LIKE A BOSS.
The4thGuy 7 months ago
@SnakeOnAPlane haha yea I should've
KevTheHunter1 8 months ago
No one lays down the law like Samuel L. Jackson does.
sidewinder2132 8 months ago
Half of the internet needs to see this
PSNGreyLynx 9 months ago
This is my ringtone it went off in class one time and almost got a detention because of it. I didn't get it because I smooth talked the teacher and it worked. ;) Works every time
KevTheHunter1 10 months ago 117
@KevTheHunter1 Should have just told them to shut the fuck up, your ringtone ain't none of their god-damned business.
SnakeOnAPlane 8 months ago 9
@KevTheHunter1 SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago 8
@KevTheHunter1 That's some funny shit.
onlyone23km 5 months ago
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@KevTheHunter1 bravo... now go fuck yourself
SIN4EVER14 4 months ago
@KevTheHunter1 Did you ask him if he reads the bible and quoted Ezekiel 25:17?
Enyoiyourself 3 months ago
@KevTheHunter1 Pretty stupid for a ring tone.
TheMrKlowb 3 months ago
@KevTheHunter1 your teacher, does he look like a bitch?
Jonnypamplona 3 months ago
@KevTheHunter1 Did you say "shut the fuck up fat man"?
BrokenContracts 3 months ago
LOL
KevTheHunter1 10 months ago
Samuel L. Jackson is such a HOSS
HeroProbe 10 months ago 4
Shit is fuckin' prime
TheChineseHurr1can3 10 months ago 6
One of the best quotes ever.
DarkFox314 11 months ago 153
@DarkFox314 I called this to a fat woman,she cried
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago
@ReimuHakureiShrine thats just horrible
Queenrocks20 6 months ago
@Queenrocks20 It was worth it
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago
@ReimuHakureiShrine joking
Queenrocks20 6 months ago
@DarkFox314 Nah the best is ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!
JustDoinItForTheLulz 2 months ago 3
@JustDoinItForTheLulz ONE of the best quotes ever....
stunnerwwe9897 2 months ago
@JustDoinItForTheLulz No no no, the BEST is when Jules says
"Sheet, negro! That's all you had to say."
EIther way though, pretty much everything Jules says is the best line ever. By far my favorite movie character of all time.
ForceRecon198 1 month ago