Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 - Natsha Offers Some Tips

[Armalizilto]

Come at me girl!

[matejoto]

She could literally beat the shit out of my dick.

That's pretty fucking awesome. And scary.

[zerga303]

* she kicks at the screen*

*i see in her skirt*

*my boner grows 5 feet long*

pant, pant, pant, pant!

[protestifications]

@zerga303 0_o

[amitabho123]

@SupahFlyz1 If she doesn't wish to play the character, then she's a bad actor. QED.

[amitabho123]

@SupahFlyz1 Then she should have been *fired*.

[amitabho123]

@SupahFlyz1 So a Russian commander would be American in a war against America?

I'm not sure I follow your logic.

[Andersng1]

Dayum, i don't want her to do that to my soldier

[fizzlefist]

She must've learned russian at the same speech class as Sean Connery

[Zatproguy]

OMG

I think we just got trolled.....

[wapata8]

ea can suck my balls with their shit ass games.

[amitabho123]

This is absolutely terrible.

Why does a Russian commander have a Californian accent?

[GUNIT2197]

in soviet russia, you don't play video games, video games plays YOU

[TraceurMikado]

@GUNIT2197 what...-.-

[GrandDukeOfPanevezys]

Do You Want Me To Show A Swastika?

[TheDutchGame]

Give her a mini skirt and let her do a high kick.

[AceLord49th]

I would let her kick my ass any day if I could have a piece of hers.

[redreaper2020]

I'd kick her ass. Just for bein' out of the kitchen...and that stupid sound effect really is retarded, EA.

Sad part is, I probably could kick her ass... :)

[TheHKY09]

@redreaper2020

Id do more than kick it!

I probaly wouldnt kick it at all!!

Id probaly tap it. :3

[mangodealer]

@redreaper2020 lol you know she's a pro muay thai fighter, and you're fat guy behind a computer.

[redreaper2020]

@mangodealer Spent 5 years teaching DIs how to fight. 3 years doing power breaking. Did championship MMA fighting. 2nd degree black belt.

Yeah. I'm really just a fat guy behind a computer.

[mangodealer]

@redreaper2020 About me: Fat construction worker.

That about sums it up.

yeah. nice bullshit.

1. power breaking is shit

2. championship mma fighting... yeah some shitty redneck amateur show

3. 2nd degree black belt. you don't even state what martial art.

4. ur full of shit. and ur fat.

[redreaper2020]

@mangodealer You've not heard of a joke before, have you?

1. Power breaking is not shit.

2. Nope, not redneck amateur show. Sorry to disappoint. 2nd place east coast champion for breaking and sparring 3 years in a row.

3. Tang soo do, 2nd degree. 1st degree in tae kwon do. Also done moo duk kwon, taejitsu, ninjitsu, jujitsu, kempo, and a few others I don't remember at the moment.

4. Only my intestines are full of shit. Sorry to disappoint.

[novatroop]

She can command my unit any day now. :)

[Ginovital1]

0:06 I COME ON U BABE !

[SorcerersOrphan]

Gina Carano will mess you up.

[icametorock1]

wow all that spinning and kicking. didnt anything for her against cyborg did it.

[biakuya]

@icametorock1 she'd whoop ur ass though and urinate in ur nose

[icametorock1]

@biakuya doubt it all i'd have to do is move and carano would miss. she's not used to moving targets. a 53 year old woman almost wore her ass out.

[biakuya]

@icametorock1 keep talking keyboard warrior u aint got sh1t on her

[JaySharp604]

@icametorock1 Ya, but Cyborg is lucky to be from another country that allows HGH's and can hide it. Cyborg is part man, part woman, part robot.

[icametorock1]

@JaySharp604 then carano shouldnt have agreed to the match. then again carano did walk away with 125,000 dollars going into her account. so the beating she took from cyborg was worth it. to carano.

[SorcerersOrphan]

What isn't there to love about the camp value of Command and Conquer?

and boobs.

[barqueWorks]

@SorcerersOrphan camp and boobs go together like peanut butter and jelly

[pithikoulis]

shit! the videos in C&C become worse and worse by years

[tritavuslamia]

Natasha is the best women of word

[steveharley0345]

Would you like me to show you how to fight like a girl?

JUMP CUT

JUMP CUT

JUMP CUT

[Lighthouse418]

can you do that naked?

[thehumor]

ill

TIT SLAP YO ASS... i mean tits

lolz

[BIOSHOCKFOXX]

those wind sounds are funny :D it's like , whoa šhja , haija , čuu , ši! , whaijāāāā :D or something :D

[JoeTheYellowSpider]

Natasha's uniform looks like a kinky role play costume from a sex shop.

[DancingPickle82]

@JoeTheYellowSpider Hard to believe it blocks so many tank shells, bullet rounds and electric discharges....

[SCRulerShinoda]

@JoeTheYellowSpider

thats because it is

[Jh5kRadio]

daaaayumm...She's got moves.

[omgodsword]

this makes men look like girls who haven't even passed puberty :/

[MightyPhalus]

I'd snatch her hat and run with it. She'd totally start crying.

[lawoodoo]

No!

[brothersinarms075]

she may command me and conquer me in bed, Dangit!!!!

[gtaclevelandcity]

She activated my launch sequence...

[kabfik]

her exposed bellybutton looks so vulnerable, she looks really ticklish, if i pin her down i can make her squeal with laughter and pleasure as i tickle her exposed belly.

[828hazer]

yes

[f08slash]

new network for red alert 3

name: redalert3-24/7

password: red

[godly04]

Females in mma = ROFL

They always lay on the mat and cry when they lose

[Provokerella]

@godly04 Ahahaha, and yet she'd still be able to kick the ever living shit out of you.

[SouperSteve0]

I think the Soviet super woman thing should be this.

AHEM...

"HALLO MY NAME ES OLGA AND I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK ANTIFREEZE UNTILL YOU PASS OUT, THEN WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU WILL HAVE A SIZE 11 POOP SHOOT!"

[pmanderson]

She can kick my ass any time!

[DisasterRasta]

she'salso a ufc fighter so she would beat the shit outta most of us

[velero24]

Gina Carano is not in UFC, she's in Strike Force like Fedor Emelianenko. UFC is for kids :D

[kabfik]

@DisasterRasta nope not even close.

[SerbianJudo]

@DisasterRasta She's not a UFC fighter she's an MMA fighter fighting for Strikeforce, she never fought in the UFC.

[DisasterRasta]

@SerbianJudo do you feel better now that you googled it and corrected me its the same shit you hurt each other in a ring oh wait i hear another correction coming....

[SerbianJudo]

@DisasterRasta I didn't google it I know that because I watch MMA regularly especially when she fights. No offense bro.

[MetalicaFan2007]

lol to a girl and maybe some mens standerds shes tough lol i can see randy couter snapn her like a twig

[sgtdanny69148]

oh man i love her big gun

[8900609]

@sgtdanny69148 you mean the dragunov???

[Play2Survive]

So hot

[EsotericSanity]

So hot, shes one of the American Gladiators!

[Vetis213]

MMA fighter too

[wowfan009]

It's not funny she will kill us xD

[OMFGsoBOARD]

omg edited to look fast and slick

[gewoonvoorfa2]

That moves looked retarted lol

[secretschoolcamera]

OMG HAX!

[LtChris909]

I like her to show me how she is in bed....

[SgtRyan2K7]

she scares me.....but i like it!!!!!!!

[Magix1reaper]

She scares me too :P

[SgtRyan2K7]

lol

[metalorixos]

hammer sickl Gina!Sweet!

[faoust21]

μαλακα εισαι καμμενος....!!!

[finexen]

Where is the russian accent!? D:

[DarkAvatar1313]

too bad you have a face like a man

[kwelboss]

FagAvatar, do you even have eyes?

[eaglehearted]

oh SNAP

[DEMONDAY]

beat me up baby!

[FrancisPit]

she maybe able too handle her sniper rifle but could she handle mine

[MickealFreaks]

I'd NOT ever want to fight with her. Eventho I'm a guy, NEVER, I'll get my ass kicked. ;'[

[7railBlazer]

shame she cant act. accent wouldve been prime.

[meebo12355]

She can command my unit.

[TheImmortalNerd]

Epic win

[clance13]

inside out?

[padishaburns]

Oooooooooooow YEAH! She can command my 'unit' too and lead it to 'victory' xD

[CloneTrooperKieran]

@meebo12355 hahha lol

[PUOj]

@meebo12355 It must be said: Shake it baby!

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

@meebo12355 Un-tss un-tss un-tss

[djsylvia]

She's one bad ass girl- what I don't understand is why she doesn't have the Soviet Accent.

[Unsuperior]

i hates the charchters in this game so much. Its just tending to the horny bastards and not makiing any sense. the original tanys matched the script WAY better than blonde barbie. ONE charckter, the russian sidekick was pretty good at the part i must say though

[genox6]

Would have been better with that Russian accent...

[Trololobotomizer]

@genox6 Not all Russians have Russian accents.

[joshua12345a]

@Trololobotomizer yeah some sound like serbian

[cmwiskundea]

camera lower... and higher kicks :D

[MedoKojiZiviOvde]

She can always kick my ass as long as I can spank her ass :P

[yodudes2]

Yep make sure you spank before you get kicked because i don't think I will  be standing after one of them.

[stephenjones95s]

lol wtf

[majorspam001]

Nice

[TheRobotHell]

Isn't she an american gladiator?

[Villies21]

SURE!

[0AliCage0]

i want to fight you in the bed......

[RainingMetal]

Perhaps she could appear in the cutscenes in Uprising without having to speak (sort of like in a silent protagonist kind of way).

[SRospieler]

If she could do the same without camera effects I would be scared... but like all time... its only stupid effects.

[LayLow2K7]

Well she can kick ass in real life

[razattack1337]

you have no idea shes a MMA fighter in real life do you? LOL

[NicholesVI]

Could she fight in Vietnam? ( hell even today) could she take on Iraq? Could she take on the best chinese, japanese, thai etc fighters? could she go to Afghanistan and survive there? Answer would be no.

Hell you probably couldn't, I probably couldn't and a whole lot of other people couldn't. Now on the other hand there are people who have and those people are the ones I consider that can "kick ass in real life" GTFO of here with that MMA reject shit.

[rockleejorge]

mmmmmm gina me encanta

[tehpevis]

Gina Carano needs to shut the fuck up and play her part.

I also take it she does a pretty horrible russian accent, as I've never seen her talk in the cutscenes (or does she in the Japanese campaign? I havent started it yet)

[Taipan250]

She doesn't even voice for the unit in the game someone else did it, i think.... :S All i know is that she was pretty much there just to pose get photos taken of her.

[aveng006]

play on other video games but not red alert, that box was an insult for c&c fans, me, westwoods masterpieces, the professional work, there was always a face with glasses on the box, you just profaned it, you disgusting fat retarded pig, go eat beans and play some place else!

[aveng006]

omg xena the princess warrior you should take that time traveler and go back to your stone age seriously, let lieutenant Zofia do that work, she is a better lieutenant and will always be!

[j3RicK24]

couldn't agree more

[Tetharis]

Wow, you're more than a little f*cked in the head...

[SRospieler]

lol

[Reephamike]

hmm I wonder why they did not allow her to speak in the FMV's and only gave her one appearance, Ha!

[BigXerife]

They didn't allow her to speak in the FMV's!?

Fat failure EA...

[Reephamike]

I'm not surprised that is the point I was being sarcastic. Just look at her and listen to her, she could not act to save her life! She maybe a fighter in those nude wrestling videos but I have seen more convincing performances coming from a slutty nanny from House M.D.

[BigXerife]

She could be a silent type, some characters are like that... it would actually make her cooler.

Ah well that's just my opinion though.

[Reephamike]

I guess but justI think she needs to practice first before taking the stage.

[BigXerife]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SHE'S AWESOME!

Tanya, go cry in a corner.

[bonaparte60]

hell yeah

[Lancevfx]

Damn.

[StabTacular]

now how is that some tips

[JLORD300]

yes show me how to fight like a girl LOL

[tehpevis]

goddamnit, gina carano...

STAY IN CHARACTER.

lol

As long as youre on RA3, youre NATASHA, not random Shiny Ninja-Kickboxer

[SRospieler]

true