Snatch - The Fucking Short Version

[AmuricaFootball]

*looks over to related videos* yep I'm in that weird part of YouTube again...

[jmccuen]

what was the word after 'fuck'?

[0800Batmobile]

I am laughing so FUCKING-fucking-fucking-FUCKin­g-FUCKING-fucking-FUCKING hard.

[Sweetsweetslither]

Well done, sir.

[Fanofcartoons1994]

Am I the only one who assumes that people watch those kind of movies mainly because of the pervasive language, or in this case, lots of swearing in it?

[WarEffort]

@Fanofcartoons1994 Yes.

[shittyfagg]

@Fanofcartoons1994 yes. yes you are. And you're boring.

[timllmixit]

@Fanofcartoons1994 yes you are.

[iDiskostixx]

@Fanofcartoons1994 Yep.

[cascarrabias10]

Fucking in the bushes!

[1banez1ceman]

AAH FUKIN ATE PIKEYS.

[mrwalk3r03]

I like the cut away right before 'Boris the blade' gets run-over by 'Sol' LMAO

[carruthersj]

SPAS-12

[FlameFeathers]

14 dislikers can go fuck /Turkish: Fuck/Vinnie :Fuck/BrickTop: Fuck themselves.

[TulipFarella]

14 people couldn't figuare out how to open the door, after blagging the bookies!

[O0ohMar]

i dont understand what they are saying mom?

[OeNoesRAWR]

'In the words of the sweet virgin Mary; come again?'

[Amadmaniac1]

you missed the f***face quote

[bananabomb1987]

Fuckin brilliant film

[MegaFuckyouforever]

Do you know what Nemesis means? FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[monkadelic13]

14 ppl dont like "dags"

[TheJurreB]

Do you know what "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[toiletbrush2]

snatch is so much better than lock stock :L

[brb1994]

I fucking hate pikeys.

[erocker2020]

I fucking LOVE this movie!

[Phoenix8374]

goody gumdrops ....

[Gannondalf]

ah fookin ayte paaiikeys

[jackfairbairn]

Bollocks Cunt azzzz lol

[BulletFoss]

If you like Snatch, watch "Rock n' Rolla" and Lock Stock & "Two Smoking Barrels" same Director, same kinda film - even some of the same actors! Jason Statham, Brad Pitt & Gerrard Butler! Can't go wrong!

[dwfwwf]

TheHordeling's comment is stupid, I watched this because I liked Lock Stock

[The69ersFC]

Ze Germans

[GeneDz]

This reminded me of Mafia 2, dunno why...

[fuzzymoon1900]

"bonjour!"

[cherryberry160]

Mary fucking poppins?!

[OhSorryOldHorse]

"Are you taking a piss?"

"Bollocks, cunt, ASS!"

XD shit had me rolling

[ReiSilver]

I still can't believe we studied this for media in a private Christian school XD

[marcelogime]

just to cool man. great work.

[auns00]

it is a fucking good trailer

[cornflakes002]

This should have been the trailer to snatch :)

[Masterincommander]

i fuckin' hate pikeys, fuckin hate pikeys, fockin, fuckin, fuckin, fuckin, fockin hate pikeys, fock me

[ehmo69]

i like the part when he said fuck

[shittyfagg]

bollocks cunt ASS

[poopdoggiedog07]

Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck. Greatest F bomb ever!! rotflmfao!!!

[B2point1]

Goody gum drops!

[mosquito1958]

Good old cunty-bollocks !!

[NoGuff]

Oh man that's fucking brilliant. Over the last week or so I think I've watched that movie about 5 times. Great work! Funny as hell.

[isarayoyhg]

Real Latino women here sarafox.info

[cgo2551]

Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, and Rock n Rolla are some of the best movies ive ever seen...ya the story telling is just about the same and they are all the same formula but these movies are a delicious blend of action comedy and story and are FUCKING amazing

[APPLEBY171]

goody gumdrops

[ajuk1]

Was this the trailer?

[nomyek200]

"I hate fucking dogs"

[tryptychUK]

"Do you know what Nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by a horrible cunt -

Me."

[Joker365]

probably one of the best 'fucking short versions' out there. not quite sure if its cos snatch is an awesome movie, or its edited like a fucking champ.

[HoqeIess]

Fucking pikeys

[olqutseg]

bollockscunt, ASS.

Best part.

[dmbox26]

guy ritchie is a boss

[Eqvaliser]

Great movie.. 

[Ariellesoucy]

fuck yeah

[CrosshairJack]

I fuckin hate pikeys!

[AdrenAlineSKKE]

fucking fucking fucking hazelnuts :D:D

[MAH1500]

Official DVD-extra ????

[Treblaine]

"you took the jam out of my doughnut"

I use that expression a lot now... though no where near as impressive when I say it, still great.

[ComradeCommissar1]

"And it's worth fuck, FUCK, Fuck, fuck-all"

Amazing

[kc86er]

LOL @ "Mary FUCKING Poppins?"

[woohoobulot]

1:09 Best part!!! lol "JU mothafuckas" lol

[woohoobulot]

1:08

[bizcut]

SNATCH=KING SHIT

[Merforga111]

ya like dags ?

[whufcforeverr]

your a racist cunt

[zantetsuken1986]

What's the name of the song that plays at the end during the credits.

[Syncroincity]

"DON'T YOU JUST KNOW IT"

Written by Huey P. Smith (as Huey Smith) and John Vincent

Performed by Huey P. Smith (as Huey "Piano" Smith)

Courtesy of Ace Records of Mississippi

Issued under licence from the Demon Music Group Ltd

[TurboGSR96]

Definately one of my favorite movies, I wish more movies like Snatch were made!

[TheHordeling]

if you liked snatch watch Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

[fatguyslim]

@TheHordeling if you like both of these movies then watch Rock n Rolla

[MaadKrusha]

@TheHordeling TRUE!

[GiancanaStory]

@TheHordeling If you liked Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels watch The Room

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

@TheHordeling I have, and i'm sure everyone else in the world has aswell!

[SacreligousTurkey]

@TheHordeling and raging bull

[Ariellesoucy]

fuck Yeah

[gernie8668]

@TurboGSR96 someones probs already said this but yeah if u like snatch watch

lock, sticj & two smoking barrels and rock n rolla

both awesome movies by guy ritchie as well

[CDOG0135]

Now... We are fucked

Lol one of the best bits in the film, except

"Tommy the tit, is praying, and if he isn't, he fucking should be".

Pure brilliance

[Micrib]

Someone should make a short fuckin version of Pride and Glory or Smokin Aces.

[pocketpython]

F**kin' good work! (especially ending on the cleanest line of the whole film).

Didn't think you could do a "effing short" version of any Guy Ritchie film...since the whole thing is pretty much swearing.

[supaflizay]

its actually made by guy ritchie this its a secret part of the extras dvd essentially you need to keep going right through the menu then up and you should see a little icon come up

[Crim15]

Ahh London, a city of flowering English..

[damnator6666]

bollocks cunt ass

[carmilache]

Do you take sugar? ..:))))))))))))

[Prowl76]

"Why do they call him The Bulletdodger?"

"'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi."

My favorite line.

[Varicent]

avy hates dogs lol hahahaha!!! poor tony XD

[tacticalxd45]

fuck fuck fuck

[tafelpoot455]

Great Job!

[Hammerman24]

bollocks cock ass

[RewindSelector412]

WRONG

[eldospinks]

Fucking hell.

[Roserondel]

This can't be an official DVD-extra can it? :D

[aliinottingham]

The best line is "you bet your bollocks to a barndance your not backing out"

[cameraflyer]

Proper Fucked

[Exarian]

I loved bricktop, he had the best lines in the movie...

[mortification7]

Really nice extra on the dvd

[monkadelic13]

rofl best ever

[tusli89]

LOL !!! @ 0:14 - 0:15 XDDDDDDD poor dog :'( XDDD

[kleeryk]

now, wer fucked..

[Ganjamule]

again just reapeating what we have just saw does not make it any funnier you complete and utter cunt.

[kleeryk]

cry?

[KissMyGuns76]

When i first saw this film i thought it was f**kin shit, NOW i think its F**KIN AWESOME.......

[Ganjamule]

Thats how felt about your Mum.

[KissMyGuns76]

Well done great reply, i think you missed the "I" out though?

[markusrosso]

I fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fockin hate pikeys!

[videos4vainglorious]

dis movie is FUCKIN good

[bimafatima]

1:13-1:17 XD

God I love this movie...

[revbian]

goody gum drops

[whoopdeedoodude]

"Marry fucking Poppins"

I like the Jew part also "Fuck off" XD

[cyrusthevrus]

lol

[Girzim300]

I know that. Im from Dublin.

I wasn't actually expressing my oppinion, I was actually quoting from the film. Dont get me wrong though, I still do fucking hate pikeys/knackers/travellers/tin­kers etc.

Oh, and Jade Goody.

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

She only died a few days ago have a little bit of fucking respect !

[tonkoisafatmess]

we all h8 her get over it

i FUCKIN love this film

[Lapo133]

"Now.....We are fucked." i love this shit!

[gexthegecko]

:51 "bullocks, cunt, ass" lol

[deego86]

0:52 |FUCK YEAH!! HAHA

[DarklingPig]

Lmfaooo

That Was Awesome

[dnthmn2004]

great movie

[ss4rabbit]

Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fucking ,Fucking, Fucking, And Fucking

[FOOTBALLisLIFEstyle]

Haha this thing is cool ! :D

[drekorig93]

"Do you know what Nemesis means?"

[knechtele]

"Motherfuckers!"

[hebzster]

oh dear god...jimmy, bring me my rifle.

[Morkat1991]

How relevant.

[sr415]

i have this as a ring tone on my phone!! funny as fuck!

[conglomerate8]

and they don't youtube, do they?

[KnightRyder1623]

" Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck"

[DrPsycho360]

is that what you say or is it really likte it x'D ?

[hypnoticdingo]

Nicely edited video

[disruptthecensor]

Well, I meant in the whole movie, because that's what was originally asked. We've just misunderstood each other.

[disruptthecensor]

In the movie, or in this video?

[disruptthecensor]

Sorry to disappoint, but it's true. Go to wikipedia and find the list of films that drop a lot of f-bombs, and you'll find it. Or you can just rewatch the movie and count. Whichever's to your preference.

[ramirez1mirek]

great job man i love this movie...

[johnspeedfight2]

i wounder how meny fucking times it atulay sed "fucking" in that fucking film probaly

[disruptthecensor]

159.

[Girzim300]

I fucking hate pikeys.

I fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking 'ate pikeys.

[gothbird512]

that was fucking brilliant. One of my all time favorite movies. i quote it every chance i get

[SkorpianVz61]

Great movie, saw it for the first time today.

I liked it, its like a British Version of Pulp Fiction in a way.

lol.

I'm buying this on DVD when i get the cash lmao

[jondea0]

XD at the bonjour thing

[Nelly69H]

XD love it

[FRUiiTCAKExX]

aaaaaaaass

[H8N8R]

1:09 is the best YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!

[DrSpazzo]

you're right

[NIntendo440]

ahhaha thats hilarious

[cs925]

THis was great! Thank you so much for posting!

[JonnyJinx04]

I fucking fooking fucking fucking fucking fooking 'ate pikeys

[nutontheweb]

Bollox, Cunt, Ass. - Fantastic

[callum912]

mary fuckin' poppins.

[LucAle10]

fuck

[louisC187]

It IS on the DVD...

[freedomchicago]

I fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin love this, daag. Why don't more people know about this flick? It's a fuckin fuckin fuckin classic!

[simozonelayer]

Top banana!

Scarface was good, Lebowski was good - This was excellent.

[Terepszemle]

Good but i like Training day short version :)

[AshOxley17]

Brilliant , Funny As .

[aldolowe]

its fucking great

[distortionmaster20]

0:52 to 0:53 lol

[InThisFuckingLife]

Fuckin'great movie!!!

[EazyMutaphukinE]

FOCIN

[Jerziiboi88]

Funny ass movie

[Victoriu55]

FUCKING EXCELLENT

[rafaelhelf]

awesome!!!

[14Jimbob14]

i fucking fucking fucking fucking hate pikies lol

[Hyakuningiri]

Amazing, but I find the lack of "Zee Germans" disturbing.

[nerdsmack]

Are you taking a piss?

the piss, not a piss

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