Masturbation caused leg crippling and Yin Yang Theory

[rhinonose]

i'm glad this guy at least has the decency to consider this a "theory."

[devetzisGR]

yaaaaaaaaaang i hate how u say yaaaaaang WAKE UP

[royalsuperknife]

ok, if you don't use your hands.. VOILA!

[royalsuperknife]

how can the body tell if i use my 2 hands...

[mmbn6fan]

This is complete bullshit none of this is true,don't get scare peoples. , this thing seriously made me laugh.

[CamaroShepard]

no offense, but medically this is complete nonsense. and i personally have never seen a person with anything remotely similar to the problem described in reference to the way the lag is deformed. and that picture, clearly Photoshopped. but i will admit i got a few good minutes of laughter

[globalman]

This is so sick and demented there are no words. This is wholly and completely UNTRUE. It insults Buddhism and all intelligent people. If you believe this than you need serious psychological help.

[xxxEMINENTxxx]

@globalman AMENNN

[roguetrooper96]

im sure its yang and not yong

[0x0marlo0x0]

his voice... its its,, SO FUCKIN BORIIING

[zorbad1]

Clearly true. I crack one off on a regular basis, and now I walk like a crab.

On the plus side, I find it really easy to get through narrow gaps.

[TheYoungPerv]

THIS SHIT IT TRUE, BE CAUSE MY LEGS LOOKS LIKE THAT AND I MASTURBATE A LOT.

[mechkapechka]

@TheYoungPerv yes my right leg is SLIGHTLY rotated to the inwards :D :D WTF :D

[03armeen03]

true



[Lumix861]

No he is right, about one part that you can weaken you legs but your whole body is weaken your neck too.

[Lumix861]

Is that canadian PM ?

[gaby232323]

This is stupid this is for nuts or nerds but it has one advantage:u can show this to the biology teacher or psihology teacher for the yin yang shit :)) and btw if u wanna be simetrical just stop using the right hand use the left and there u have it :)) =))

[hagiberti]

This is DANGEROUS .. imagine a few poor idiots believe this... and they see ppl with crippled legs.. they will call them wankers? 

[TDLBallistic]

This is utter rubbish. Masturbation is a perfectly normal and healthy thing.

[killer67817]

THIS IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID

I MASTURBATED ONE YEAR N MY LEGS ARNT LIKE THAT

[JamesTypeO]

This may sound gay, but by bending over and spreading your butt cheeks out with your hands, you will be able to reverse the effects that masturbation has on turning your feet inwards. The reason being, you are stretching the muscle fascia that is both connected to your scrotum and your asshole, thereby resetting your posture back to normal. You have to have an open mind to believe what I am saying here.

[benbrocklehurst]

this is definitely one of the most difficult videos to wank off to

[SlipAllCityToy]

I find the people crying in the comments almost as funny as this video :D

[eggtiny99]

The Eggtiny theory say this is a load of bulls**t

[Cappittoo]

is this a fuckin joke?

[MultiRatbu]

This video betrays logic, common sense, scientific understanding and most of all..normal human thinking.

This is just as absurd as the videos of FLAT EARTH BELIEVERS.

Yes. There are people who still believe that the earth is flat. Type the keywords "Introduction To Flat Earth Theory" on Youtube. There is even a Flat Earth Society.

Happeh Theory is just as retarded as the Flat Earth Society.

[zukodude487987]

Happeh is just a bunch of hippies who smoke crack and tell what they see when they are high.

Thats why it says happeh and not happy.

[Danman429]

@happeh but u are still entitled to your beliefs so i hope they work well for you. best of wishes to you, peace & love

[Danman429]

@happeh my greatest apologies, i had jumped to a conclusion based on what i knew about your channel. but i took a look at your other uploads and not anywhere near your whole channel is devoted to demonizing masturbation, and in addition to that, i believe that "demonizing" is a very offensive word that i have misused but regardless, you clearly frown upon masturbation, and your theory is not based on logic or evidence or any critical thinking whatsoever so i still have to say id disagree with u

[Danman429]

@happeh You are pulling all of this out of your ass. It is based on no logic at all and having study yin and yang for many years I know for a FACT that that is not how it works. Your whole channel is devoted to demonizing masturbation. Why that is I have no idea, but you my friend are conman

[LolEvilFishy]

Ok you're so retarded you're offending the retards :| (No offense normal retards your awesome ;P) But seriously please go die in a hole :D Your videos annoy me so freaking much because they're so stupid and wrong :D do you see 97% of man kind walking around crippled? No didn't think so, and stop thinking about man cock you creepy pedophile :D

[666lilnickY]

bullshit. i jerk off at least 3 times a day and yesterday i outran a dog.

[justinchrist762]

this has got to be a joke. I was buying it for a minute(not the happeh theory, but that someone actually believes this shit) until 4:34. "The most common response to this information is...." then I lost it, Hilarious!!

[AtOx201]

HAHAHA this is bull shit... then why does most of the population not have this problem if almost everyone masturbates... as a proven fact. And what about using both hands?

[Kruelwanderer911]

Pidgeon toed people are quicker than those who don't... so there you go.

[ali1278]

ok wat about if u dont use hands to masturbate, i mean u rub ur penis to an object wat will happen.. to ur yin yang or/and wat will happen to ur body ?

[luwdmke]

You forgot to mention that you will get hand cramps too. LOL

[luwdmke]

SO how do you relate this to the Yin Yang Young Yoowng Yuung theory Mr. Happy Happeh huh?

[chobitfan48]

you said yin yang rong

[w0r1dpeace]

Elaborate troll.

[perkmaster]

LOL

[familytree144]

if he is kidding and doing this for laughs then why is it not under comdy

[nedakaka]

hahahaha awesome =))

[TheRealTrueKapell]

L0ll// nice vide00/// u funny suscribe///

[TylerDurdenYou]

Most of the people do not make love when they are having sex. Everyone just masturbates for himself.

What says the YY-Theorie about that?

If you masturbate, you're having sex with someone who realy loves you! Yourself. Think about, Buddha!

[ElScotto]

Lol, why is everyone taking these so seriously? He's clearly doing it for the lulz.

[DrVJJ]

how can the body tell if you used the left or right arm...lol

[happeh]

@DrVJJ Your arm is connected to your penis. You just don't know it. The part of your penis connected to your right arm will change if you right arm masturbate. The part of your penis connected to your left arm will change if you left arm masturbate.

[666lilnickY]

@happeh fuck yea it's connected to my penis. when i'm rubbing one off that is.

[Dranthax]

@happeh squint legs from masturbation? i masterbate more than 6 times a day and my legs are perfectly straight, what is the purpose of this video and whatever research that may have been done? people arent going to masterbate less or be intimidated by this. the only people i know with squint legs or who walk abnormally are people with conditions, is there any valid proof of this?

[megatom101]

This guy is so fuuny. Greatest laugh of all time! He kinda needs a new hobby. Or medication.

[Cloud98]

Medication definitely.

[RawRebuild]

This guy had me laughing so hard. lol.

[frappfreak]

If enough people complain to Youtube they'll pull this idiot's channel for good.

[Niosus]

explain me: how does it come that i know a 5 year old boy that has this problem??

[patchy899]

why is it that your talking about negative facts about this? if your against masturbating apparently you dont think its normal for 95% of teens to do so.

[LordofBLTs]

Yin and YONG? Yin and YA-ng, the "a" in Yang is a hard A, not a soft one. Plus, it has nothing to do with masturbation. Way to take an awesome Taoist idea and fuck it over, dipshit. God, your voice is annoying. "Yin shrinkage of the LAYHG," you have this weird speech thing that's just a pain in the ass to deal with. Monotone, unappealing, you sound like the biggest nerd ever, because you are.

$10 says he faps while making these videos.

[undergrnd20]

hes sez: yin yaaaawng. not yin yAng. lol....noob accually thinks that this is real.

masturbation does nothing to the human body. it has been linked to lower the risk of prostate cancer.

[chun2005]

This is absolutely misleading..... lol Yin Yang theory is a complete bullcrap... but his videos r meaningful as they are proving that videos with complete bullcrap on the internet can be convincing to "some people" with the use of "diagrams, pictures and serious tone" HOW FUNNYYYYYYYY

[themagicmansmind]

lol watch mine its full of alot more bull crap then his

[chun2005]

@themagicmansmind ..lol..i cant believe thats ur selling point.. but hey! im checking urs now after i post this

[chun2005]

@themagicmansmind Dude! u suck, u just go suspended, i checked...u fail much

[rodgierad]

I'm still not convinced this isn't a huge joke.

If it isn't a joke, then it's an even bigger joke.

[VeilStar666]

lol, the dude who made this vids totaly lost his mind, watch the piramid vid ;p

i love this guy, hes just crazy LOL

[bricearmondpatterson]

He said "Yen and Young" not Yin and yang...lmao

[1916251442899]

well i think this is crap caus i ride my bike and my leg gets fucked up and due to one pedal being more forward one of youre legs will be smaller this is common crap he is trying to scare you with it is like if you kick with youre right leg it will be stronger then youre left and make the left look smaller

[dstdvl]

does it make any difference if you plow butt instead of masturbating? cause i actually plow more butt these days than jackin off, tho of course i still jack off now and then.

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

Masturbation causes Happeh to think about man cock 24/7

[Daniel1The1Polski]

@MicrosoftsourceCode LMAO ahahhaha thast the best respnse ever

[miamistorm]

The campy way to educate yourself today. This is the type of material we need to be teaching our children in kindergarten rather than having them learn it on the streets or down dark alleys like I did when I was 5 years old. Creative excellence is always the standard with the producer of these outstanding 'instructional' videos. I always eagerly await each new installment and you should too!

[RedlineNRG]

Trolled fags have been trolled

[donohuee]

Makes perfect sense! Thank you for sharing this happeh.

[Jangaboo]

There should be more tests with over-masturbation

I think people who do it everyday for years have health problems

if i do it my face gets puffy

[lFlash4]

95% of people have jacked off if you don't your statistically weirder than people that do.