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  • my boyfriend just sent this to me. charming, isn't he?

  • he has 1 ball?! O.o

  • Bitch, I Love you!!!

  • best video to send on v-day.

  • repeatedly press 8 and he sounds like a retarded cat xD

  • THATS SO ROMANTIC

  • 8 & 5 - That's what i think about U !

  • my bf says this to me all the time now -3

  • Oh hell yeah

  • Sent this to my girlfriend. She liked it C:

  • Ok,

    press 2 for Kick Drum

    5 for HI HAT

    1 for annoying bitch yelling

  • I LOVE little clips.

  • imma say this to my wife one day exactly like this! but i cant do shit without balls

  • what a *press 4*

  • This is how a true romancer proposes.

  • Press 1. dick you in the balls.

  • 7 and 8

    When he says I, quickly press 8.

    "I 'UCK YOU"

  • SHES GON' KICK US IN THE BAWLS!!!

  • continue hitting 5 to hear music better than justin goddamn be1b3r

  • My favourite Tourettes guy moment, so romantic.

    FUCK SALT!!!!

  • My boyfriend sent this to me. How romantic.

  • @NaruSasuFreakYOSH Same LOL

  • i said this to my gf and i quickly got dumped.

  • this should be the next Hallmark Card

  • HAHA XD One more reason why the internet exist

  • Press 3 if you're very, very impatient...

  • Bitch.. I LOVE YOU!

    I don't know.. just why

    But you done wrong

    But now baby!

    That's what's got me

    Singin' my song!

  • "im gonna kick you in the balls!"

    "BITCH... I LOVE YOU."

  • press 2 really fast to hear tourettes guy fapping

  • My favorite part is when he said "Bitch! I love you" ^-^

  • Somebody make an audio greeting card out of this. The FCC wouldn't mind, as long as you cover the kids' ears.

  • press 6 and then 3

  • bitch!... i love u

  • you are extremely retartdeed

    are shit].............]]]awwwwwww pidsssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • bithch i love u

  • Ok,

    press 2 for Kick Drum

    5 for Snare

    1 for a Crash

  • my sister called me fat. I put this video as a response.

  • PRESS F13!!!!!

    THUMBS UP IF U LOOKED XD

  • @XxM1KeXxTYSONXx there is no F13

  • Oh my fuck... I was typing an essay, and I forgot I had this open.... It never loaded, so I left it open without thinking about it.

    It loaded about 30 seconds ago :l

  • i liked the part where he said Bitch i love you

  • BITCHES!!!!!...... I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!

  • Press 5 !! Lmao

  • BITCH...I love you.

  • The hallmark cards would get popular and everyone would know that after BITCH..... there would be I LOVE YOU. What if they made them that just said BITCH...... and no I LOVE YOU

    She would be listening.....and nothing.....

  • His conviction is amazing. You can tell he means every word he says.

  • Yeah, fuck Justin Bieber! Am I doing this right? Isn't there suppose to be a slam on Bieber in every youtube comment sections? Oh wait, shit, that's for the music videos...damn it, my bad.

  • @themuntjac that wasn't funny.

  • @SportsUpdated I guess you're a fan then.

  • @themuntjac keep going, you'll get it eventually...

  • @SportsUpdated The fact that you're judging anybody for their humor while being a tourrette's guy fan makes you look stupid.

  • @themuntjac this is the only video i've seen of his :L someone posted it to fb, and, like your Bieber joke, i didn't find it funny...

  • @SportsUpdated I have a feeling you don't have many facebook friends, let alone in real life. Stay classy, SU.

  • @themuntjac how did you arrive at that conclusion? Your desperate cry for attention with your original, hilariously unfunny Justin Bieber joke on the other hand leads me to believe that you yourself do not have many friends. Correct?

  • @SportsUpdated Hmm, perhaps it's because your posting reeks of smugness. People tend to avoid those who are full of themselves. I'm sorry you read too much into a youtube comment and it ruined your day a month ago, feel free to get over it anytime. Also, nice touch on trying to slam me with the same insult I used on you, I now know you are also original. Good work.

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  • @SportsUpdated

    UPDATE! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT JUSTIN BEIBER

  • @dustobusto exactly?

  • @dustobusto thats why millions of girls loves him and people keep hating on him

  • This needs to be a motivational poster of some sort.

  • sounds like an akon song

  • Every time I see some people that I respect do something stupid in the forum I go to, I usually reply like this.

  • to alexa:

    BITCH

    i love you

  • That was the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

  • I say this to everyone....

  • BITCH, I LOVE YOU

    THE STARS ABOVE YOU

    SHINE LIKE WINE

    GIRL YOU BE FINE

  • @SkwerlBergamot you rhymed you with you

  • @RIPGLITCH

    so

    it's a song from code monkeys, a rap

  • @SkwerlBergamot

    oh yeah i forgot about that show

  • Say this to your girlfriend.

  • @ThomasGordonCanavan1 tried that.

     got slapped.

  • Don't TELL ME! you don't feel this way sometimes HAHAHAHAH! Fucking Suprawesome!

  • 0.o

  • It maybe doesn't sound so, but it's kinda cute when we speak the Tourette's language.

  • i want to get those words tattoo'd on my chest.

  • FATTY.

    I HATE YOU

  • Translation: You're cute and I've grown quite fond of you.

  • and he was like :3

  • had this stuck in my head all day

  • fuck salt

  • kick u in the balls!!!!!

  • Wth??? :D

  • The way she says balls is perfect. XD

  • awww that was sweet

  • wtf!? no sparta remix!? damn! i wanted a sparta remix! please! please! make a sparta remix! please...?

  • hes back people... just incase you didnt know

  • i feel sorry for him :(

  • HA bich i love you

  • asta imi aminteste de cea basina ce am tras-o

  • Imi plac carnatii cu sos pe el..e . Odihneasca-se in pace prea-maritul Jeremy.

  • This is probably the sweetest thing he's said.

  • That Was...Random ! BUt Kinda Funny LOL

  • i love the part where he says "BITCH I LOVE YOU" LOL

  • i love you too

  • I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!

  • I love my bitch!

  • i think this pretty much describes every relationship lol

    BITCH, I LOVE YOU

  • I can see why she's an EX wife.

  • I HAVE TO LIVE....IN THIS HELL!- HOLE!

  • and you are playing with your tits and looking at your ass at the same time!!

  • lol !!

  • BITCH.

    I LOVE YOU! LOL!

  • love these 5 second tourettes guy videos.

  • Hahaha. Everybody use this on your girlfriends or boyfriends.

  • LOL

  • his wife or ex wife or whatever is really mean

  • LOL!

    xD

  • BITCH.

    I LOVE YOU.

  • this is funny as hell, too bad they didn't add the part before when she chucks the bowl of cereal at him :D

  • it was a bowl of cereal? i always thought i was peanuts xD

  • somebody should make this into a valentines day Hallmark card.

  • That would be even worse lol...

  • yeah...give it to my gf lmao

  • hahahaha lmao.... perfect way to tell someone you love them, but we should make it as anniversary card as well xD

  • @SaiyanGodX  that's a great idea!!! hahahaha

  • @SaiyanGodX Yeah. I think someone did something about it though. Too bad I don't remember where it was.

  • @SaiyanGodX You just read my mind!

  • @SaiyanGodX I could just imagine that now.

    "Happy Valentine's day Babe!!!"

    *hands card*

    *Girlfriend opens*

    "BITCH. I LOVE YOU."

    LOL.

  • @SaiyanGodX That's exactly what I was thinking whenever I hear this video

  • @SaiyanGodX

    I agree

  • @SaiyanGodX

    This HAS been made into a Valentines Card LOL

    watch?v=ZNq8_bVV9rA&feature=ch­annel_video_title

  • @SaiyanGodX  lol no shit

  • she really says "ill kick u in the balls"

  • I love how she just screams out BALLS!

  • that was the best moment in the whole series

  • I MISS TOURETTES GUY

    WAAAAAAAAH

  • i sent this to my girlfriend and she was so touched she made uder love to me all over and just concentrated on pleasuring me and when i finished for the 3rd time she actcually shut the fuck up and cooked me a steak with home made tortillas along with home made empanadas for desert!!! SWEEEEEETTTT!!!!

  • lemme trade!

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  • im gonna try sending this to my girl.

  • If you have one

  • haha,

    i knew someone was gonna say that.

  • hahahah

  • wait... he died? how..?

  • car crash :(

  • Ma Ki KaZzo 6????

  • yeah he died in 07

  • did he die?

  • the phrase that could melt any woman's heart. ^_-

  • oh yes...

    well considering all of his other videos i'd say that was probably one of the sweetest things he's ever said

    hahaa

  • and gimme some BULL SHIT... TO DRINK

  • Ima Send This To My Sister!!!! xD

  • I tell my Bitch that everyday! LMAO

  • sweet, sweet bitch love

  • heart warming...

  • does he have bipolar too?!

  • haha, this is next to "BUTT FUCK!!!" in rank of funniness :D

  • "Dad, do you want some Twizzlers, they're real good!"

    "BUTT FUCK!!!!"

  • why is everyone repeating what the other one is saying!? your REPEATING THEM...

  • Aww she must feel really special...

  • thats probably the funniest thing he ever said right there!

    copy/pasting the same shit over and over again?? really??

  • lmao i love this

  • ICK YOU IN DA BALLZ. BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

  • Jobbie

  • I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!!!!

  • wow with the redundantcy.

    this is hilarious though.

    i get asked on a daily basis if i have tourettes.

  • Agreed. We all heard it people. No need for you to repeat it.

  • Agreed. We all heard it people. No need for you to repeat it.

  • Agreed. We all heard it people. No need for you to repeat it.

  • bithc i lov u am i doin it rite?