WOW! forget the weight loss goal! This is a great machine to tone for sex!! LADIES, been out of the sex game? You will love getting back in shape for for sex play without cramps and discomfort. .Ignore the ignorant comments from people who don't need any help with exercise, have never tried it, just love to be rude on You Tube because they are anonymous, or who don't look outside the box commercials put them in. GET ONE for the real purpose! Give it to a friend when you reached your goal.
"3 MINUTE LEGS™" ?!? Tell me the alternative name for this machine wasn't "The Pussy Smoosher". (don't complain, my comment is the least vulgar one I thought when I saw this one)
Granted that there won't be a bunch out of shape women on this contraption, even if it is a load of crap and they don't lose weight or get in shape, it'll still be a heluva good show. Might just have to order this to keep the women from getting... rusty.
What a waste of money, you don't even burn as many calories due to the fact that the 'guided assistance technology' does the work for you. Ridiculous, it's like buying a bench press that lifts 80% of the weight for you.
Yeah I worked this into my normal workout and lost 40 lbs in one week. Best purchase ever. Going to keep it though, still can't squat normally. Actually I'm posting this from my cell phone on the toilet, can someone come help me up?
Why does it only show the really fit girls using the machine if you don't already have to be in shape to use it? And their form is terrible, knees way too far past toes on those squats, and too narrow stance is sure to produce knee and hip problems.
I don't know what to say. If you really buy this thing you are a total retard. If you can't teach yourself to squat or lunge you are terribly out of shape and should probably start squatting. This is awful!!!
@bfffyeah because he or she is trying to get people to realize that this is not smart to buy. It's a waste of money when you can do all those excersizes without the machine. People that are overweight tend to always try and find an easy way out..which is why 9/10 they don't ever get back into shape.
dont know why I bother to read comments anymore, they always seem so negative. Have any of you ever had a back or knee injury? I think this looks good and may help people that may have injuries. And I can see that it may get you fit from head to toe since working the big muscles -the thighs and butt is the fastest way to get your heart pumping and as I under stand is a way to get rid of belly fat etc even better than ab work because of it.
I am thinking about this one... why you ask???.... cause as a person with some issues with mobility it would help me do exercises I currently cannot do!!!! I can remember being in my early 20's and not understanding why people could not just pick up hand weights and do squats like me... well now I am 40 and lost full use of my right side of my body and believe me when I say holding weights and doing squats is no longer and option,.. having this and a cane on each side might work!!!
I have this and holy crap it really is a sex machine! My cooch is literally sore from using it
FoamyTheSquirrel2 10 months ago 5
WOW! forget the weight loss goal! This is a great machine to tone for sex!! LADIES, been out of the sex game? You will love getting back in shape for for sex play without cramps and discomfort. .Ignore the ignorant comments from people who don't need any help with exercise, have never tried it, just love to be rude on You Tube because they are anonymous, or who don't look outside the box commercials put them in. GET ONE for the real purpose! Give it to a friend when you reached your goal.
amoraray1 11 months ago
comedy at its finest.
banannao 1 year ago
i loose so much weight only because of this !! it really works! fuck you all ! youve got no idea if you dont try it!
naruchan1010 1 year ago
is this a joke ? LOL
effervecsementmoi 1 year ago
LOL!!! this is as bad as the shake weight!!
ButtercupSara7 1 year ago 4
LOL!!!!
ButtercupSara7 1 year ago
LOL!!!!
ButtercupSara7 1 year ago
you do not drop 2 sizes in 2 weeks by doing squats
llinnnnds 1 year ago 3
this is how porn should be done
5tivi 1 year ago
until noow you had to do work!
AnArrogantFrog 1 year ago
Biggest fucking joke of a product I have ever seen in my life lol...
Kevart1208 1 year ago 3
the prestigious "seal of approval?" more like the "this-won't-make-your-legs-fall-off seal
KRuggable 1 year ago
Now if I can just get you to do that 3 minute leg thing, along with that Shake Weight thing... WWWOOOOSHHH PLEASE PASS THE TISSUE!!
nujazzplay 1 year ago 3
"3 MINUTE LEGS™" ?!? Tell me the alternative name for this machine wasn't "The Pussy Smoosher". (don't complain, my comment is the least vulgar one I thought when I saw this one)
fotherjarrett 1 year ago 6
i think this is a good idea, some ppl have really bad knees..
86teras 1 year ago
Granted that there won't be a bunch out of shape women on this contraption, even if it is a load of crap and they don't lose weight or get in shape, it'll still be a heluva good show. Might just have to order this to keep the women from getting... rusty.
NightRushX 1 year ago
Shit, if you can`t do a simple body weight squat you have way more problems that what your "buns" look like.
paolo27th 1 year ago
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AzNbLoOd9012 1 year ago
I can give them ten minute legs
lyokofans 1 year ago
is this teabagging?
KrissWalterKovacs 1 year ago
I've seen this porno
rufusbaron 1 year ago 5
Sexual perversion.))))))))
drakonas45 1 year ago
What a waste of money, you don't even burn as many calories due to the fact that the 'guided assistance technology' does the work for you. Ridiculous, it's like buying a bench press that lifts 80% of the weight for you.
eBiology 1 year ago 4
@eBiology what a bitch
rhobday 1 year ago
@rhobday Just happened to be online, I have one thing to say: good point.
eBiology 1 year ago
FUCKING CLOWNSS
Raincitywarrior 1 year ago
HAHAHA!
WisherSurferGirl 1 year ago
Totally love this machine!!! My legs are top notch! No more fat! And I have a great butt.
elkinrod 1 year ago
@elkinrod gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
rhobday 1 year ago
This thing is evil in so many ways. Seriously though, why couldn't I do lunges with weights to get the same effect?
shatzi 1 year ago
Gateway Porn..lol
nujazzplay 1 year ago
I did not know anyone still played croquet!!!
kevcar77 1 year ago
Click on the vibrate setting for added enjoyment.
christopherlehmann16 1 year ago 3
Using this for the third week, my 1R back squat went from 345 to 520, omg better than a smith machine for 1/4 the
cost holla
gourdbox 1 year ago
3 minute tbag
221094012 1 year ago 3
WTF, yet another machine designed to make you look RIDICULOUS
wdwsandy 1 year ago 2
hey, it's the world smelliest workout machine.
miggidymark 1 year ago 4
Yeah I worked this into my normal workout and lost 40 lbs in one week. Best purchase ever. Going to keep it though, still can't squat normally. Actually I'm posting this from my cell phone on the toilet, can someone come help me up?
gourdbox 1 year ago 4
@gourdbox too funny
geecalvee 1 year ago
Are you effen joking? It received the seal of approval from the "Fat and Lazy Fu*@*r's Organization"! Anyone stupid enough to spend money on this....
witch2eyes 1 year ago
If you can pull your fat ass off of the toilet seat, you can squat without "assistance".
PSUinDC 1 year ago 2
Christ
crossfitact 1 year ago
Why does it only show the really fit girls using the machine if you don't already have to be in shape to use it? And their form is terrible, knees way too far past toes on those squats, and too narrow stance is sure to produce knee and hip problems.
ReliefbyRachel 1 year ago
Hahahahahaahahahahaha
NobleSavage666 1 year ago
This is almost as good as the Shake Weight!
breakoutworkout 1 year ago
Seriously WTF? I love fatties fake wiggle on the to hard lunges :D
joebarto 1 year ago
If you are thinking of buying this, save yourself the money and just shoot yourself through the head. You deserve it!
sideshowlol 1 year ago 2
I don't know what to say. If you really buy this thing you are a total retard. If you can't teach yourself to squat or lunge you are terribly out of shape and should probably start squatting. This is awful!!!
reecemess16 1 year ago
haha just do crossfit
TheCrossfitter 1 year ago
How many times can I vote this up?
reecemess16 1 year ago
if this isn't full of shit i don't know what is
VancouverLuongos 1 year ago
This is the worst piece of exercise equipment ever...oh wait...the shake weight is still the worst, bur this is a close second.
justlomax 1 year ago
this looks awesome
eclipsez0r 1 year ago
I like the shake weight better
tylersaxby 1 year ago 2
Ha! WTF? I am glad that I am in shape, so I don't have to hear about this stupid shit.
sedative937 1 year ago
@bfffyeah because he or she is trying to get people to realize that this is not smart to buy. It's a waste of money when you can do all those excersizes without the machine. People that are overweight tend to always try and find an easy way out..which is why 9/10 they don't ever get back into shape.
Salamandria23 1 year ago
i don't know if sensational is the word to describe 1:06
spacethoven 2 years ago
dumbest shit ever. only a fool would buy this shit.
soulcontroller360 2 years ago
i bet you did
CupKateProductions 2 years ago
T-BAG MACHINE!!!
oleforsatan 2 years ago
...and as an extra piece ask for the dildo attacher on the seat! for no extra charge!
haha
what a dumb invention.
eiroight 2 years ago
How is this safe?
I can see myself tripping on this thing.
loljolly2 2 years ago
this video is crap ... bought this piece of junk yesterday and it is going back today.
MyElaineH 2 years ago
My faith in humanity is so often tested by crap like this.
19tzortz 2 years ago
Lol I've never seen before... like this nerve-racking homosexual bullsh1t thing. It's real ridiculous. But just go on! Do it calmly.
TAURON85 2 years ago
get a much better and enjoyable workout doing squats on my face
yNeville 2 years ago 54
LOL WIN!!!!!!
aznforce817 2 years ago
dont know why I bother to read comments anymore, they always seem so negative. Have any of you ever had a back or knee injury? I think this looks good and may help people that may have injuries. And I can see that it may get you fit from head to toe since working the big muscles -the thighs and butt is the fastest way to get your heart pumping and as I under stand is a way to get rid of belly fat etc even better than ab work because of it.
sugarsweetsister 2 years ago
I've had both. I didn't rehab them by doing squats on top of a fucking chair.
lococow33 2 years ago
well good for you. Doesnt mean others won't benifit tho : )
sugarsweetsister 2 years ago
HAHA fail
yggow 2 years ago 26
Jesus Christ...
pthleigh 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK!
alsfeld2008 2 years ago
obviously made for fat fucking cunts who cant fucking sack up and do lunges.....Fat whores
JoMammaSmurf 2 years ago 2
You are unBELIEVABLY pathetic
cmcguire2000 2 years ago
@JoMammaSmurf Why are you so angry and mean? :(
bfffyeah 2 years ago
I am thinking about this one... why you ask???.... cause as a person with some issues with mobility it would help me do exercises I currently cannot do!!!! I can remember being in my early 20's and not understanding why people could not just pick up hand weights and do squats like me... well now I am 40 and lost full use of my right side of my body and believe me when I say holding weights and doing squats is no longer and option,.. having this and a cane on each side might work!!!
debbiepeter 2 years ago
this is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while....lol why do regular squats....now you can spend money and do them on this!!! I'm excited!!
rainboweyed1 2 years ago
I want to see the girls use some attachments!
michiganfireman 2 years ago
why do regular squats when you can sit on a machine and do squats... exactly the same way.... fun.
acantin 2 years ago
how can you get fit from head to toe if its a leg work out??
putzgrimm 2 years ago
Just saw this on Ellen. F.U.N.N.Y!
es001 2 years ago 2
LMAO. My mom thought it was a joke when she was flipping through channels :P
DSiJanCarlo 2 years ago
Wow. This could be an snl skit and it'd prolly get laughs. What a joke!!
robcas456 2 years ago
actually this is a application 4 a porno
yetificker 2 years ago
this is a joke right?
cvan1122 2 years ago 2
The best way to get in shape is to actually lift some weights. Won't hurt you unless you do it wrong
JPalto 2 years ago
true that.
JPalto 2 years ago
I can't even begin to say what this looks like...
drevinci600rr 2 years ago 2
Amen
boomer6977 2 years ago