5 year old needs a job

[southernthang1998]

muddin freakin awsome

[TheWildSpark]

KONY 2012

[outofcontrolswaqq]

The thing i cant live with out ; horses & sports & family & friends<3

Most diguestin thing ; my BOYFRIEND farted onne me ._____. , & a bird peed on my brand new white pants -____-

[indexevolution]

Shut up Fucking Black 

[orixxboy]

@indexevolution do not bother commenting if UV nothing real to say spam brain

[Samantharawr1996]

me as a five year old would tell me now"Do you wanna play?Do u get to be a person tahts good at alot of stuff?"

[Ambabelle7900]

HOW DID U GET A CHICKEN !!!!!

[sureshl911]

racist



[sureshl911]

you are a racist

youll never gonna get youtubes contract

[tonyryuz]

he would say yep, you suck all i gotta say

[meadowzmobb08]

those chicken nuggest looked really good tho, im sorry. my 5 year old self would say nigga get on your shit

[minkoize]

chicken  :D.....baby chicken :l

[sergeant8041]

i will tell my five year old self that always do your homework you are capable of many things.

And throw a desk at someone and stab someone else with a pencil earlier, really helps that bullies think ur crazy

[vodkalust1]

well...fuck school

[seanthat]

what happen in the last 8 years

[pradeepnepal123]

u r funny ! Dude! I liked ur presentation and the sense of humor

[lonestarw0lf]

my 5yo self would probably tell me to go get a job just like my girl keeps tellin me ha

[truthntrustful]

WOW NICE VIDEO

[deathboy516]

Is it me or did she sound like she said dog...

[iSc00ter4lif]

Whats a prostitute?

[donteverlietome]

5 year old: Daggum, nice Harley, nice Jeep. Take me for a ride?

[leytonreid]

what are u doing to the computer?

[KingCrescent75]

5 yr old me: dude were is ur digimon at!?!?!

[smokey1n1trippin]

my 5 yr old me would say "you fucked up" xD

[jmixer08]

5 year old me: What you doing?

Present me: cooking

5 year old me: Why?

present me: Because you said you were hungry

5 year old me: no i didn't silly head

Present me:.......

5 year old me: I'm hungery

(my dad said I did this all the time)

[IndieDream231]

not to have sex until your married… haha too late

[nytetyme2k5]

my 5 year old self would say "where the fuck is your rocket pack!?"

[iceskater55x]

I would tell myself 16579 REMEMBER THAT DAMN NUMBER BOY! 

[PillagedTown]

The kid in blue was kicking the kid in reds ass.

[Hrady55]

What the your what i look like what i will turn out a fat goth that droped out at 15 and that has already gotten arestecd 2 times *5 year old me shakes head* next you'll be telling me eddie is going to make me hate my self even more*i tell her yes and she flips me off shaking her head*

[GTtony03]

don't know what lil tony would say to me but i would tell my 5yr old self 'save all your metal transformers.oh and marriage is a drag."

[chenel1123]

Lmao, baptized in hot oil!?

[ChEezybakon42]

2:10 red walks lyk a sackboy

[stuffstuff411]

when i was five i said daddy i want god dang baby

[HunterMann]

When I was 5 I wanted to dig a hole in the ground, all the way to China.

[hulasoup]

What my 5 year old self would say to me now: You better buy a f*cking unicorn.

[eminem4life28]

KIRBY!

[halimahenna]

KFC isnt my thing.........anymore

[pinkninja900]

Pause at 3:01

[slk1771]

this is what i would be saying as a five year old:Ég vil sælgæti! Hvar er amy? Ég vil neigh neigh!

[dvdlabestia]

shoot me!!!

[repoman990]

my five year old self would say... Tod der jüdischen Männer und Frauen, sie sind eine Krankheit, die von der Erde ausgelöscht werden muss. nine

[XOXOLordymimi]

Haha man I never really seen a chick getting outta shell :]]

[memetiffany89]

when i was 5 i thought it was physically possible to be a rock as an occupation. like my job would be to become a real rock.

[bassistoftheyear]

my 5 year old self would probably ask if i hate my job so much why don't i just quit and join the army? I was so naive, it was great.

[Traceur512]

Did I miss something?

[buddy2d05]

i would say im a retard

[charles139white]

tuesday today the 12th. Anna is on! vote people vote. show her love for

all the work she has done.



[XtrmlyXtrmXtrmst86]

The WHITE American MAN Invented FUCKING EVERYTHING!!! SO give us a lil fuckin credit n quit hating yall. :)

[pikachupwnsssbb]

My five year old self would say why are you spending such a giant portion of your life interacting with a lifeless machine?(Computer)

[Infinike]

My five year old self would say hey watcha watching?Looks at Xbox 360 what's this wheres the Nintendo 64?

[Nemesis093781]

Thank you for the video.

[80Kpml08]

My 5 year old self would say to me..... mama and papa are not around much so i have to turn into a good man by myself

ten years later, me now.... homework can wait ima go sleep

[dramaqueen066]

fuck guys go girls xD

[CurtisAlfeld]

good job at working to make that dream of being a rockstar a reality. keep it up

[lulabell0]

I would probably saw "Why are people mean?" because you're in a classroom full of people you will hate for the next 8 years child! :D

[loosekarrott]

Keep trying to be a Jedi, son. If you want it bad enough, it will certainly become true.

[TheFartyFaceter]

Usually, kids at the age of five plan out a wonderful life of not getting pregnant without a wedding or a ring at all, but usually when they turn 16 they give that up for hot boyfriends and fun private time in bed. Then, they forget about their whole beautiful life of getting married, but pregnant. (Plus some man, little girl, won't be running out to propose randomly.)

[GamingForLife96]

@DukePowell

Racist joke??

[ddsaiyan99]

get a life....



[joelane01]

your Pepe has a mustache

[Dreamer2andTonga]

Damn,jajaja its cool

[iruleu2011]

my 5 year old self would say.... "why is cheese yellow?"

[HentaiSan00]

5 year old me would say, "what the hell happened to you man? youve lost your game"

[MynameisElliott]

"From the day a baby is born, we start training it into taking over the world and inflicting pain on other people."

Sorry to burst your bubble man, but thats only babies in your country. Generally speaking, citizens of most other countries have different ideologies and values to those held by so many of you Americans.

[askonething]

I thought you are an inmate and I was right. That's an Indiana State Pententary uniform,

[k1leadgeetah]

my five year old self would want to watch pokemon and play pokemon games, and i would join him.

and i'm 17

[sergeant8041]

@k1leadgeetah ditto

[UberGamer1030]

prolly stop hugging me :P

i'm doting

[SilverPlatterProd]

my 5 year old self would want to watch cartoons and play pokemon.

[LPSTVProductions]

ITS A FINCH!! I breed them

[dookylove]

"you white people"? are you fucking kidding??!?!? you CAN NOT fucking say shit like that dude, you think just cuz your skin is black that you can say whatever the fuck you want about other races just because blacks were slaves hundreds of years ago or that they were oppressed or whatever the fuck? wow how fucking ignorant can shit get? you "BLACK" people really do like to be hypocrites.

[TheSporkiest]

@dookylove Dude he was just telling a joke. No need to freak out.

[XxISuckAtBlackOpsxX]

my five year old would say... phuk iou iou an iou

[docbach329]

DukePowell kind of looks like Anderson Silva.

[videocritic2463]

i would ask myself how i got all em bitchez XD!

[myprettypie]

My 5 year old self would tell me to beat up my annoying older brothers and I would do it because it would prevent many years of teasing.

[ZIONNAY]

OMG u r soooooooooooooooooo fuckin annoyin we dnt wanna hear u shut the fuck up SHEESH but the lil grl was to cute maybe sum of dese yung grls need ta listen ta her

[ApostalJesseBates]

@ZIONNAY shut up troll

[ZIONNAY]

OMG u r so fuckin annoyin shut the fuck up awww da lil was toooo cute mre her n none of u SHEESH

[VyTeg]

My 5 year old self? I'm 21. If I told him that 16 years later this is where you'll be...he'd probably say, "No more drunk mommy?"

[richelle12479876]

i need i milloion dollars

[MrTimham]

YOU NEED TO GET A REAL LIFE THIS CRAP IS JUST PLAN DUMB

[NinjaProductions21]

That Chicken Look Like An Alien! lmao Oh Damn.

[caballon30]

my five year old self would say to me he were the fuck did you  come frome oh well hey get me a soda now you cok bite

[Oriisseia]

My 5 year old self would say........Welcome tooooo CANDYLANNDDD! Can I haz some candy...noa? TvT

[privatechannel88]

Suicide was the right choice at 8.

[hbbmobile]

im way to young to have kids!!!

[138NProgress]

how did you gt that egg?!

[jasoli52]

About the car in the mud, yes Duke, rednecks love to take shit from around the yard, piece it together and see what it can do. I am glad I am just white and not redneck, lol. No offence to rednecks, as long as you all are entertained and happy is all that matters.

[awesomemcserver]

Baby Hitler XDXDXD

[MsSupergirl200]

11 here

[GreeneEyedCwgrl]

aaaaaaaawwwwww  haha

[deanlover0000]

she's so cute and smart.

[cookiegirl27821]

my 5 year old me would say eat,sleeo,cri,poop,then complain,the poo,the sleep

[MiruUchihaChan]

"They were learning to kick while they were breastfeeding" XDDD

[saphirasaho2]

Very long but cool look my clip please and write a commentary

[drnukemonkey]

lesbo

[rapist41]

try hooking

[Trendsetterz1nk]

Honestly Id say DON'T BE THE CLASS CLOWN.

[mgosby]

good breeding. look around.

[musicifycation27]

It might also say, MY GOD YOU'VE GOTTEN FAT!

[musicifycation27]

My five year old self would say "U yay ont day ave hay a irlfriend gay!" I used to be addicted to pig Latin and thought I needed a girl friend.

[SamyDtheGamer]

Well I'm 16 so I remember being 5 very well. My 5-year-old self would say:

Whoa Samy ,your so tall, bu I'm........ we're still skinny...don't give up though!!!

[StevenBee2]

5 year old asian kids are being trained in tae kwon do for the taliban? We're all screwed.

[StarCollecterGabbyXo]

my five yr old self would be like

"Why arent you wearing pink you're supposed to be me!!!"

and I would be like "PURPLE RED AND BLACK FTW!"

[HappyIsFleeting]

My five year old self would say "Du bist nicht ich!" ("You are not me" I grew up in Germany I couldn't speak English until I was thirteen) Reason for this I cut myself and I tend to be suicidal. I suck I know.

[Kiesha991]

O.o wow my little sister kinda agree with this girl

[Naturalvelocity]

@jordandavis i said that cos of the twocute retarded midgets almost kicking eachother

[ONeilTD]

RWJ---Black Edition

[i13m]

when i was five i wanted to be a writer...

now i want to be the guy who writes the stories in a HBO porno series...

[TruthandBeauty89]

that chicken is so creepy looking lol

[sonicblast1223]

If the toddlers are learning to kick while breast reding,Jesus that must be chuck Norris' spit not milk

[Naturalvelocity]

I'm a 2nd degree-yellow belt in Tae-Kwon-Do

[CpCheatsAndMovies]

Todler fighting IS much funnier than adult fighting!

[bomm68]

were mommeys boobs

[cheeseproductions00]

i dont have kids im only ten



[mikuhatsunnee]

my five year old self would say to me......Where's Mama?I want some chocolate milk. I want milk GOD DANGITTTTT!!!!

[estrellas4evr]

you white people thats not cool you black people need to stop stealing get a job and stop living off my taxes

[sadshines]

those martial arts kids are just like. teddy bears fighting.. (L)

[iwal1645]

Duke....Seriously r u a reporter?

[firehunter93]

Damn niggers always pulling the race card.

[liveLOVEshelly]

if i was 5 (akting like i was 21) i would say hell to da ya wen do we go parting

[PrideOfPennState]

You didnt just pull the race card did you?



[pedritoxx1990]

@RosttenPotter its co za asy...

[devinmanning]

uh yea that egg is obviously to small to be a chicken egg and the sahpe is to oval

[tworthy452]

umm that's not a chicken.

[tworthy452]

umm that's not a chicken.

[sammieannie247]

she is soo cute XD

[kassieeatyerbrains]

mine would tell me to get the fuck out of her room and get her some ice cream

[toromikshui]

mine would say to me you are so fuckin wierd

[cocacolafan971]

my five year old self would say ur pathetic lol

[lolalove111213]

Mu five year old self would tell you that I don't want to have kids until I'm 20 and married. HAHA I'm 16 with twins, I wish I listened to myself!

[killer911death]

my five year old self would say please please stfu

[grumydazombiequeen]

your show is funny

[ReconNoob12]

my five year old self would say: you should subscribe this guy cuz hes funny

me:i already so u should get back in my conscience where u belong

my five year old self:nnnnnoooooooo i like being able to see the world and actually know whats happening now its not fair!! im gonna tell on you!!! (in the distance you hear) mommy myself in like 8 years is making me go back in his head make him stop!

[MegaMelanie1972]

thats so cute but umm,whats up withe the chicken and car?

[ilovehawaiimit]

bananas

[Scariestwalnut]

@CDAGR81 yh

[chlscc]

講乜能嘢? 

[LilKempy]

My 5 year old self...I'm smart...as usual.

[mewtashi]

yesaday it was my brithday .. well 23rd since this was made in 24 and poor chicken

[ssviator]

My five year old self wolud say: "All of your base are belong to me"

[hondacrfrider27]

it would say WTF

[anjouja]

duke you rock you are a humors guy lol

[sweetsuzy120]

baptized in hot oil! looolll

[Barthek]

That gal is just repeating what she heard her mom say. lol When I was five, I wanted to be a fireman or a cop. I have done the fireman thing and am a corrections officer now: so I did what I wanted to do back then. My five year old self hated girls: they have cooties! lol He would not understand my desire to be around women now.

[GeneralJones4]

my five year old self would say "Hey........ this is not what i call FUN!!"

[lulabell0]

my five year old self: WHAT THE FLIPFLOPS DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR

[renoo27]

Shit. Five years old and she's already making demands. Where did her childhood go?

My 5-year-old self would say "Why are you still here?" (I work in a primary school)

[Gewing126]

Doesn't know he's gonna be baptized in hot oil....lmbo

[GoRgEoUsLyMe143]

duke powell long side de youtube...love the intro :) nice vid

[AndresRoddick1]

2 scoops....

[deathnote199429]

My 5 year old self would tell me to kill myself.

[TheNigiri]

Welcome to JAMROCK!

[ku42]

when are you going to love me all the way duke when!!!!!! jk jk

[TheNocturnalFox]

What would my 5 year old self say? Wow Fox ur an evil bastard.

[yazminsidhutv]

My 5 year old self would say: go die your lifes gonna suck jk ur gonna be in a car accident at age 12 then get thousands

Of dollars because you hurt your back

[UberPeanut]

u take away the fun in everything

[harlessvids]

omfg I think that little girl is my friends little sister

[SlapHappyJesus]

Damn. That's what I'm going to look like. Maybe I should pay attention in school, my options just got a bit more limited.

[AstonMERRYGOLD21]

my 5 year old self would say:MOMMY LOOK ITS A SIGN SAYING SEXTON STREET IF U CROSS OUT THE TON IT WOULD MAKE IT SEX! AND MOMMY DID U KISS DADDY AND CHANGE TONGUES CUZ UR TONGUE LOOKS DIFFERENT!

[ChanteiMcMaster]

My five your old self would say: somebody has been sneaking into the cookie jar!!!

[fadyb56]

my five year old would tell me accept u r gay when u r 12 yrs old and dont block my emotions until i cant take it anymore.

[11gusher]

My five year old self would probably tell me to get an XBox. xP

[MrPaulovarela]

my five year old self would say:HOOOO sexy!!!!!!!! xD

[krakmynutz]

duke....seriously r u jamaican?



[DukePowell]

@krakmynutz yes i am

[krakmynutz]

@DukePowell aite kool hot head me 2

[Mr7elmi]

@DukePowell

no no u should said " yes maan " :D

[BruceTheTeenagePanda]

my five year old self would say i want to be just like you... then he would role on the floor laughing