Not A Finger

[OBXmp9]

Darren McGavin was a great character actor. I've watched this movie at least once a year since I was 9 and I still love it.

[playcuzzin]

I say this to my wife when we argue! LOL She hates that worse than a real cuss word! #Winning!

[JulianConstantino]

i think the next words he was suposed to say was on my butter finger lol

[BryanttMusicPage]

that part just came on :)

[TaurenTLT]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then i shot my eye out

[ta2fiend]

Greatest line in in movies history

[905Alive]

I thought it was the candy bar, BUTTAFINGA

[MissLeopard28]

One of my favorite lines ever!  LOL!

[EmperorKarsa]

The way he puts on his hat slays me.

[superang11]

BITE ME BURROWS

[MrSkoringo]

Its natafinga its not. Naafinga at all

[KingCommando32]

NADAFINGA!

[killbucket1]

This is my Bookmark to YouTube, because it makes a great volume level check before I go blasting my old 80's music. So it gets at least three views a day from me alone. Now adding the 109th "like".

[port753]

WHO'S THE JACKASS, WHO LAID A FINGAH ON THE DISLIKE BUTTON. HELLO!!!!!!! HE'S TELLIN YOUU NOT A FINGAH AND YOU IGNORE HIM HOW STUPID ARE YOU???????

[port753]

NADDAFINGAHH ON MY BUTTAFINGAH probably where nobody's gonna lay a finger, on my butterfinger came from

[BTRofficial1]

@JasonSuerteOfficial

[Imagineer5986]

NADDAFINGAHH

[Randomhero129]

I like his hat.

[charmaliqueNYC]

"Nutta Finga!" LOL. That's what is sounds like to me when the father yells.

[vsidhu58]

mundane noodle was his 2nd best line. It was also the only part of his cursing I could make out.

[twistedwhiskers123]

My favorite quote.

[saggioculo]

ONE of the best lines in the movie...naddafinger!!!

[crazym16dude24]

WTF! 1 retarded scrooge!

[zpengirl]

OMG ABout to pee myself

[TheLadyRankin]

memories......

[youtaughtmehowtolive]

PRESTON AND STEVE

[yourballsareinert]

"Naddafinga!"

Translation: FUCKIN BITCH I AM GONNA KILL YOU

[GREEKGURL1983]

lol

[tapoutish]

my favourite part on the movie is when the dogs run through the house ruin the turkey and the dad runs out the door and yells something like "sons a bitcaha! pompasas...!!" lol

[Vinya]

@tapoutish

he's saying "BUMPASSES!" because the hound dogs belong to their hick neighbors, the Bumpasses.

[u2bdetox]

@Vinya I love that part, too! I'm sure I have this on DVD but it's much more fun to watch it on TV!

[Pawnofdeath]

My favorite part. heheheheh.

[TinyMund]

LOL every single time I see it.

[klimaxxx06]

LO MF L

[musicfreak675]

haha this is the best movie ever made!!!!!!!

[angienicole093]

why would it be butterfinger? hahaha

[kylematheney]

hahahahahahaha

[Jguy365]

lol!

[mhc121]

isn't it "butterfinger", not "not a finger"?

[butterfields]

no,it's not butterfinger

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@butterfields still that woulda make a good butter finger commercial:

Ralphie: I am gonna eat dad's butterfinger *is about to grab it*

Dad:*pops up out of nowhere*NOT A FINGA!!!

[CharlieBoneOurSeries]

It's not butterfinger.

[Krumbles85]

it's funny how 2 seconds can be so hillarious...lol...not a finga!!!!!

[saske393]

XD HAHAH HAHAHA LOL NOT A FINGER

[defyingGravity87]

"The old man stammered in anger, trying to come up with a real crusher. All that got out was---"

"naddafinga!"

LMAO I love this movie!

[Manty64]

My mom always thought this said "BUTTAHFINGAH!"

[cyberaknus]

NADAFINGA!!!

[cdempsey02]

i have a hat like him

[dylanfan16]

LOL... NOT A FINGA ..then he runs away lol xD

[BelieveIt1051]

But what does "Not a finga!" mean? Some say it means to not lay a finger on the broken lamp so he can fix it. Others think he is saying that he didn't or won't lay a finger on his ol' lady for breaking the lamp.

[craigss]

I always thought it was just a random exclamation out of frustration.

[teverhat]

me too.

[devils950003]

I think he's telling his wife not to touch the lamp and cause any further damage to it.

[BelieveIt1051]

Probably.

But wife beating is always funny too.

BAM! ZOOM! Straight to the moon!

[spydermonkey44]

@devils950003 thats the funniest comment ive ever read haha

[Markeyssc]

Best line in the movie!

[HourglassGuy]

"Not a finger!"

[vigo894]

Can I use this as a ring tone?

[HipHopJun]

I want a hat like that.

[richardsmatthed]

he has the best one lineres in this movie. you used up all the glue... on purpose!

[waddlesgee3]

NOT A FINGA!

[smokeystudent]

Hahaha, I'm so glad you posted this. My brother and I were laughing at this part particularly hard earlier for no reason and had to find it. Good call.

[birdsrule98]

butterfinger lol

[xoxlacexox]

this man is sooooo my father's twin lol

[Sakanaboy]

You used all the glue on purpose!!!

[ghfreak01]

lmao i love a christmas story...

[kooliojk]

please (dum bitch) do not put a finger(or ill chop ur fukin hand off!!)on my lamp,or in an e-z way "not a finga!!!!!!!!!"

[WEIRDOprisci]

lmfao!! i thought he said "MODAFINGA" hahaha... like calling her a motherfucker.. I guess... - this is one of the funniest parts of the movie.

[zodd1985]

Watch "A Chirstmas Story" morons. One of the funniest moments I can think of in a movie.

[FartMaster27]

random

[cliorox2]

It should be BUTTERFINGER!

-Kyle

[ECG3485]

He means "Don't touch that lamp!"

[Vantage08]

Yeah it means don't touch anything..didn't think that took a lot of thought?

[transplantclub]

No. I think he just got tongue tied and overwhelmed because she finally told him the truth about that sleazy lamp. LOL! Men often don't do well verbally with women they love when they get upset...

[craigss]

I always thought it was just nonsense.

[reachingsumwhere]

I think it means "not a finger!" as in..."don't put a finger on that lamp while I'm gone!"

[briareos02]

Has anyone ever figured out what that meant?

[LSUEd]

"Butterfinger"