After i die, im going to be seated at my OWN table. and i will be able to invite anyone i like to come and feast, talk and laugh. and seated not too far from me will be George, taking the piss outta religeous nuts. George, your mug will always be full at my table.
people think george is a comedian, but he actually talks common sense. its just that religeous nuts get so upset by it, that it makes it worth laughing at. go george!! go atheism!! go freedom of mind/choice!!
hes has to be the dumbest person iv ever heard. he needs to be educated of this, but he wont because he dosent want to. HE MADE ALOT OF THIS SHIT UP because he belives what he wants to belive what he wants. this was stupid, he is stupid, and this was not funny at all. GOD BLESS!
so why the fuck are you here watching his videos if you dont like Carlin... goes waste you time somewhere else... go read the bible and worship you "god" stop coming here and posting these stupid comments you low life
george got assasinated cause of the fucking truth , you know damn well if you rape a baby aint shit gonna happen , unless you get caught . lol people are so misguided its rediculous
And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. -- Numbers 31:15-17
sounds like some pregnant women might have been killed in the name of god...several times.
Banned for 2 years!
thruthem 11 months ago
He is great, good play with words and smart
fastfowardshort 3 years ago
Damn george is funny it is to bad he is dead
I and many other will miss his HBO specails
residentmagnum 3 years ago
After i die, im going to be seated at my OWN table. and i will be able to invite anyone i like to come and feast, talk and laugh. and seated not too far from me will be George, taking the piss outta religeous nuts. George, your mug will always be full at my table.
123perrin 3 years ago
people think george is a comedian, but he actually talks common sense. its just that religeous nuts get so upset by it, that it makes it worth laughing at. go george!! go atheism!! go freedom of mind/choice!!
123perrin 3 years ago
Best quote ever!!!
"Chickens are decent people too" LMAO so true but so delicious!!!
miranger 3 years ago 2
Ah hope all dem turrists n' jews n' naggers n' Non Republican Christian Amuricn's all get blowed up with NUCULUR power.
Go Christianity, dumbing minds for the last 2008+ years...
isgoanrain 3 years ago 2
Now George REALLY thinks there's no sanctity of life.
TheEyesOfNye 3 years ago
god is one of the leading causes of death lol yup
blue1spiral 3 years ago 2
people! we kill people..... 'cause they're pests..... AND it's FUN!
MahBoi3579 3 years ago 2
and sometimes we're hungry.
FatherTime89 3 years ago
Here's a Haiku that I wrote and have since gotten published.
It was inspired by George.
UNANSWERED PRAYER HAIKU - by Nathaniel J.
I sit and I pray
My prayer goes unanswered
God is a bastard
Farewell to a great man. You will be missed by many!
RevolvingSolution 3 years ago 6
Nice work! I enjoyed it. Congratulations on the publication!
I bet George is down there right now SCREAMING UP AT US!
Taughtology 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH NOW THATS FUNNY! God Bless
coolliger 3 years ago
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hes has to be the dumbest person iv ever heard. he needs to be educated of this, but he wont because he dosent want to. HE MADE ALOT OF THIS SHIT UP because he belives what he wants to belive what he wants. this was stupid, he is stupid, and this was not funny at all. GOD BLESS!
coolliger 3 years ago
so why the fuck are you here watching his videos if you dont like Carlin... goes waste you time somewhere else... go read the bible and worship you "god" stop coming here and posting these stupid comments you low life
JrGomez55 3 years ago 3
I think he is very funny!!!!!! Actually the funniest I have ever seen!
Bundesnetzagent 3 years ago 4
he's so right. That's why I like Carlin.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
awesome:D
argkoudos 3 years ago
Brilliant and simple !!
Even I could understand it :)
BelieveNoGod 3 years ago
Carlin will be greatly missed!
Roaddogg666 3 years ago 7
Odd how we haven't found anything when we've dug into the earth though.
Deflectioneer 3 years ago 2
um George is drinking beer and partying with strippers and the flying spaghetti monster
waaagghh 3 years ago 8
Religion sucks, George Carlin rocks!!!
adolfsandval 3 years ago 21
george got assasinated cause of the fucking truth , you know damn well if you rape a baby aint shit gonna happen , unless you get caught . lol people are so misguided its rediculous
biohazardx 3 years ago
we made the whole fuckin thing up!
tcrowl18 3 years ago 14
WHat's HEll?
surfboyabry007 3 years ago 3
MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THEN YOUR GOD!
UltimoLatino 3 years ago 9
anyone know what special this is from?
ANGELCRUSHerxx 3 years ago
love it !!!!!!!!
UrbanHunters 3 years ago
Education by comedy......give him a nobel peace prize.
fantasy0coach 3 years ago 24
Favourited !!!
FactVsReligion 3 years ago 5
Ditto!
ellyunfortunetly 3 years ago 4
LOL god is one of the leading causes of death.
FactVsReligion 3 years ago 8
Millions of dead motherfuckers!
berniemacster 3 years ago 5
Life is pointless. Carlin is not resting in peace, but in complete oblivion. It is the fate of all things.
TheDrunkenDrow 3 years ago
I have this special. One of my favs. Thanks for posting.
Sarahon06 3 years ago
Thanks for posting. He'll always be in my thoughts (somewhere between 'My ass hurts' and 'I'd like to screw that waitress' :-)
simonrorke 3 years ago 2
And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. -- Numbers 31:15-17
sounds like some pregnant women might have been killed in the name of god...several times.
amberview30 3 years ago 5
Brilliant comedian. Religion needs to be kept in check by witty and intelligent minds. George Carlin was one of the best.
intactivist1 3 years ago 2
Pure gem!
EctoBuzz 3 years ago 3
George had a good point, the Christian God wiped out an entire planet except for 8 people.
TMTGAU 3 years ago 3
George Carlin always remembered!
Killer0fTheSun 3 years ago 2
Amazing talent.
He'll live on forever with documentation such as this!
OnTheFritz602 3 years ago 2