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  • Great "review". Pretty entertaining but if there was one thing I could suggest, I would suggest adding video footage when you make comments about what you just seen on the video. I couldn't help but wonder what you were seeing that would warrant for comments you make. if I could see it, it'd make it much more funny. This opinion how ever, is not professional by any means and I couldn't do better.

  • @thefakeFakehaloprime360

    You can't make me believe that.

  • @thefakehaloprime360

    Gobots suck transformers dominate!!!!!(I am you faker) >=D

  • @fakehaloprime360

    Transformers are stupid cartoons for mentally challenged children & adults who dropped out of kindergarten. 

  • @gaylogrime1080

    Mayber your the faker,fucker!!!!!

  • @gaylogrime Transformers suck. Gobots are better.

  • @BlindmelonKen

    beats me.

  • @haloprime360 How is the Transformers film series considered a masterpiece.

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  • It gets worse, dude: there's a sequel to this movie!

  • @GurahkWeavile From what I've searched, there is no English Dub of it. So I think He11sing is safe for now.

  • Videobrinquedo really likes to ripoff the masterpieces.

  • @haloprime360 TRANSFORMERS IS NOT A MASTERPIECE THOSE MOVIES FUCKING SUCK!!! I WOULD RATHER WATCH BOTH TRANSMORPHERS AND GLADIFORMERS THAN THOSE PIECES OF DOG CRAP!!!

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  • The theme is Angra's "Window To Nowhere". Angra is a renowned brazillian heavy metal band (well as much a brazilian heavy metal band can be) and, oh boy, oh jarring it is to listen to then amist the crap that is Gladiformers

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  • Do a Reaction and Review of Gozu (directed by Takashi Miike) One scene in that movie has a guy giving birth to a FULL GROWN MAN.

  • cool, something that came from brazil and doesn't have porn in it.

    (I'm brazilian, btw, so I can tell)

  • its too quiet. I had to turn my speakers right up. This review was fun though. I recon that video braquedo doe not have the expert skills the make actully transforming robots or a decent render farm. Thier shading and textureing looks like it was don in the 80s/early 90s.

  • Another great episode of reaction and review.

  • If you on bad CGI movies, you should do Delgo.

  • On an interesting note. In most versions of Transformers, Megatron, Soundwave, and Shockwave were actually part of an underground gladitorial tournament before the Decepticons were formed.

  • im an atheist to all imaginary invisible beings that are said to exist.

  • I seen the trailer for Gladiformers as I watched this video and it's awful. Very awful. I even seen the trailer for Little Cars and Gladiformers 2 and they were awful as well. I've seen better renderings and better animations from those amateurish animators as well.

  • If you want to know what the song is that they used for their intro and trailer it's

    Angra - Window to nowhere

  • He11sing, i can get you free copies of some of the movies on your wish list. By copies i mean video files. I can get you Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Cannibal Ferox, and probably some others. If you want them, contact me :D

  • @ChrisR2131 Thanks for the offer. I will think about it.

  • @He11sing920 Are you atheist?

  • I hate Video Brinquedo. Their CG rip-offs are an eye sore.

  • have you seen any of the Lucifer valentine vomit gore movies , if you haven't can you do a R&R of any of the films.

  • my eyeeeeeessssss!

  • This reminds me of another Transformers ripoff that is one of the many low budget crappy movies that they show a lot on Syfy, I'm talking about the movie Transmorphers.

  • @Alemme01 Oh, that movie is getting a Reaction & Review soon. I can promise you that.

  • Awesome review dude!

    You should do a "Brixar" month ala Turkey from Turkey style. Now that would be epic.

  • @evangelian007 Well, if anyone wants to spend a few bucks, the first four Little Cars movies and Ratatoing are on the Wish List. Hell, I wouldn't have a problem if anyone sent me the DVD with the Little Cars movies. I think I would happily suffer through those for four straight episodes.

  • @He11sing920 you know they made a gladiformers 2!

  • @UrsuDude I agree with you that the '86 film is far superior to Michael Bay's efforts. However, I do believe that his Transformers movies do have their own special charms that make them a little special.

  • @UrsuDude I kind of liked Revenge of the Fallen. Granted, it wasn't a fantastic movie, but it was still somewhat decent.

  • A quick question He11sing920, is the Bird of Hermes your name?

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  • @SpaceScreaminJohn I'm sure Emer's into a lot more mature stuff than Thomas, dude lol

  • @Headbanger142 Now, hang on a moment. Whether or not I am into more mature stuff has nothing to do with this series. Look at this episode. I watched a shitty Brazilian children's film. So, Thomas isn't out of the realm of possibility.

    Granted, I was never a fan of Thomas as a kid, it is still a potential film for Reaction & Review. It meets the one piece of criteria for this series. I have never seen the movie. So, it is fair game.

  • Tim Conley i'm going to watch all of his videos tonight no matter how long it takes

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    (10:33 AM) tim is now Offline

    Granted I took about two or three breaks, but I watched all of your videos in one single night. I even watched some of the Longbox Chronicles that were on bip. I actually still have to watch a majority of the LBC episodes. Point being: I watched all of your videos in one single night due to sheer amusement. Good job.

  • Do you know that there's a Gladiformers 2?

  • @fighterwolfneon Yes, I know of Gladiformers 2. Thankfully, I don't think it has been dubbed yet, and I am not going to go searching for a subtitled copy.

  • @He11sing920 I think it was dubbed. All of Brinquedo's movies so far have been dubbed. There's also another series of Transformers knock offs called Transmorphers. It's from a studio called The Assylum who like Brinquedo make rip offs of what movies are currently popular in theaters, but they specialize in live action.

  • Honestly, I didn't notice anything wrong with the video. Great R&R, Hellsing!

  • "If there is a Godbot, then I am a robot atheist"....wait, I thought robots were atheists by default.

  • @RocMegamanX Well, considering that this movie has Godbots, and Transformers (depending on the series) has Primus and Unicron as robotic versions of God and Satan, it seems that robots can be religious in some way.

  • @Th3Vip3rRK0 I could. I found it on Amazon as part of a six movie set. After reading up on all of them, they would all make for great episodes.  So, it's on the Wish List now. If anyone buys it, I can guarantee that I will cover Las Vegas Blood Bath, as well as the others in the set.

  • I remember seeing that godawful ripoff from Video Brinquedo when I first watched it in TheWorstMoviesEver (Now known as TheWMEForever), and the plot is bad, the CGI looks hideous, and everything else is terrible at its worst!

  • The CG looks like Beast Wars, if the person watching rubbed mud in their eyes...

  • I blame myself for the camera issues. My fault, Hellsing.

  • Do you recommend to me to download a torrent and watch this?:)

  • any chance you going back into ranting? and did yea know what happen to gamesgoodmebad aka jim81jim?

  • I saw a screenshot of the movie. Wow. It really does look like an N64 game. -_-

  • There's another Transformers ripoff called Transmorphers.

  • did you destroy that dvd by any chance?

  • @GearsX No. I tried to sell it to any of my locals used DVD shops, but none of them would take it. One wouldn't because they aren't picking up animation anymore, and the other wouldn't take it because its run time was too short.

    So, I still have it. So, if I ever decide to hold a contest, I have a possible prize.

  • what was screwin' up the focus on your camera?

  • @GearsX Here is what I think happened. Because of my dark background and dark clothes, the camera had a hard time trying to focus. So, the autofocus when nuts trying to figure out what to focus on.

    So, I won't be wearing that combination of clothes in any future videos since it causes the focus to spaz out.

  • @He11sing920 At least it's not a glitch

  • Video Brinquedo = Asylum of animated movies

  • Your review and reaction actually made me wanna see this some day, yeah I have 67minutes to waste ^_^

  • The part of the Prince being sold to slave traders can be explained in a few ways:

    1. He was part of a captured kingdom or might have been captured on the battlefield

    2. He might have been captured by slave traders when he was wandering away from his kingdom

  • @Alexandric4 Neither of those were the case. He was the prince of a powerful kingdom, second in line to the throne behind a Princess who may or may not be human. The prince was sold to slave traders by his arch nemesis, who is third in line to the throne. Yet, a loyal supporter of the prince talked the tournament organizers into putting both himself and the prince's rival in the tournament.

    Yeah, it makes almost no sense.

  • @He11sing920 What other movie has that kind of clusterfuck?!

  • I had the displeasure of watching the trailer to the second Gladiformers movie (yes, this monstrosity has sequels) and it looked a Michinima for a poorly made PS2 game. Shit, at least Machinima can be entertaining, that on the other hand was horse shit and it was just a trailer.

  • Dear He11sing920, after watching this video I got curios as to actually watch the trailer for this movie and I was shocked to see that Best Wars from 1997 look a dozen times better than this :|.

  • i would like to see you do one of alex jones's bullshit documentaries specifically Endgame the best part, no need to buy them, they are all availible on youtube

  • The fuckin animation in this movie looked like crappy Machinima animation to be honest the choppy movement and textures made it look like Machinima from the the Halo: Combat Evolved era XD

  • Can you send me the video file so I can put it up on YouTube?

  • @TheWMEforever Well, I would have to rip the DVD. If I can get that done, I will send you the file.

  • it doesnt really matter, i only really listen to the audio, while doing homwork and shit

  • AHH A FLOARING HEA- oh, nevermind

  • Yeah, I took a look atthe movie, and I have to agree that it looks like videogame cutsscenes, in fact, I daresay that it actually BE cutscenes from a game that they just ripped and put in their movie. The sad fact is they have a sequel to this one as well, and it looks exactly the SAME! But at least the music is indeed awesome. Too bad you have to sit through this horrid movie to hear it.

  • I hope some day you can do some Ed Wood movies.

  • @Ketorulz Well, I do have an Ed Wood box set on the Wish List, and it features his most infamous works. The only one of those I have seen is Plan 9 From Outer Space. So, every other film in the set is fair game for this series.

    If someone buys it and sends it out, I will definitely cover some (if not all) of them.

  • @He11sing920 Awesome.

  • Can u make the audio louder on these?

  • Hey, you did a VB film! Let me guess, the other one is Ratatoing? That's the crown jewel of Brixar films.

  • P.S. the Brixar stuff could make for an interesting theme month, huh Hellsing? Maybe July?

  • @theperfectone121212 July wouldn't be doable. The first half is what was originally a theme month (before I started doing two episodes a week). I would find four more movies for that, but I really don't want to suffer more than I am already going to.

    The other half of the month is still open for damn near anything. So, if any more Brixar movies are sent, I can almost guarantee that they will be covered.

  • @He11sing920 Oh, alright then, I just figured Brixar would make for an interesting theme month.

    As for Ratatoing, that one is quite infamous here on YouTube. I've only seen the trailer, but I can say this, you're in for a doozy.

  • @theperfectone121212 Yeah, the other one was Ratatoing. I was surprised no one sent that one. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than Gladiformers was.

    And, before filming, as I stated in the video, I found a DVD that has the first four Little Cars movies. If someone would send those two DVDs (as well as any other Brixar flicks I can find), I might do a theme month of them.

  • The soundtrack to this movie sounds like it was done by the band Angra, a Brazilian power metal band. They're a pretty decent band if you got a taste for typical power metal stuff.

  • @IronFury I think I read that the soundtrack was from them. But, I am not entirely certain. I just know that the soundtrack kicked ass.

  • Brixar? Moar like

    PRIXAR, MIRITE

    *crickets*

  • you're not out of the woods yet. There's gladiformers 2

  • This is Epic reaction .. Those models are  soo low poly . We actually made 3 models from that movie just for fun in our 3d classes .. It took about 40 minutes with textures .... Btw. the main red robot has Warrhammer 40 K textures on him. You made our day this was funny as hell thanks for the review :)

  • do you have a girlfriend?

  • I can watch these reviews over and over and over again! These things are hilarious and you do a good job with them I think especially since it reminds me of MST3K a little bit

    oh and I should tell you that you inspired me in a way to start my own wish list(well wish LISTS) off that same website

    later dude

  • I can get a copy of Ratatoing for cheap if you want it.

  • @Stehmdawg Would it be cheaper than on Amazon? I looked at the wish list, and the price on that is almost hysterically low.

  • Brixar: the NYC anime voice acting community's second black eye after 4Kids handling of One Piece. How low did one city sank?

  • I chuckled at Brixar. Brixar's the name of a brickfilm "company" I remember fondly back in my days at BricksInMotion.

  • Lol, I have watched many brixar films and they are all godawfully stupid. Kudos for watching and reviewing that piece of shit.

  • Wish you knew the Swedish language, then id show you some Cyborg 009 with swe dub. It is basically an old 50 + episode anime that has been dubbed to Swedish by ONE DANISH(!) man alone. and since danish is a different language then Swedish, i can assure you that the voices are not top notch.

    but it is hilariously bad voice acting.

    No one knows who this danish man was either, but i don't picture him as an passionate voice actor, i can see him sitting in a basement dubbing away all alone haha.

  • wow haven't seen a hellsing for while now

  • Ever consider reviewing Fred the Movie? Trust me, Emer if you want to see an internet celebrity REALLY sell out, take a look at that beast.

  • Your warning about the blurriness at the beginning indicates that you have far more concern with quality control than the people responsible for 90% of the stuff you R&R. Keep up the good work dude.

  • You do that the new Transformers Movie, Dark of the Moon, is coming. GAWD I just want to forget the Michael Bay movies this easily.

    I remember watching this when The Worst Movies Ever posted this up (he's Maxtaro by the way). Gawd was this was awful. And it was done in some strange voices. I'm not kidding, this and the Michael Bay Movies are pretty much are as bad as watching Skyline while drinking Gasoline Sideways short.

  • Oh, and BTW, there's a YouTube channel called "TheWMEForever" (formally "'TheWorstMoviesEver") where you can find many of VB's rip-offs, so you don't have to ask for physical copies of them.

  • @supergodzilla12 Well, here's the thing. TheWorstMoviesEver has already been suspended once. If I wanted to do, say "The Little Cars", and when I decide to do it, TheWMEForever gets shut down, I am screwed. But, if I have a physical copy, I can do it whenever I want.

    So, it works in my favor to get physical copies of these things.

  • @He11sing920 - Actually, I think he got suspended for uplaoding "Barney's Great Adventure" (Which, as a Barney fan, I can tell you is pretty awful. Maybe a pretty interesting R&R), so I wouldn't worry. Maybe you could download the movie from the channel before filming the episode.

  • @He11sing920

    I suggest to rip video off then.

  • @He11sing920 I was suspended for another reason. Although, on my new channel the only Video Brinquedo rip-off that got removed (by Gaiam) was What's Up.

  • Awesome episode, Emer! I was waiting for this one!

    BTW, the company's name is pronounced "Video Bring-Que-Do". Their name has been translated to "Toyland Video".

  • @supergodzilla12 Thanks for telling me that. However, if I ever do another film from those cretins, I will just call the studio Brixar and be done with it.

  • @He11sing920 - Yeah, i get that. I just thought I'd tell you. In fact, do you mind if I use that (While giving you credit) in a furture video of mine? (I'm planning on doing on doing a commentary on their "Cars" rip-off for next Friday, to capitalize on the release of "Cars 2")

  • @supergodzilla12 Use what? Calling them Brixar? By all means, go ahead, man.

  • @He11sing920 - Thanks!

  • @supergodzilla12 Oh, by the way: they mixed up Larry the Cable Guy and George Carlin in their Cars knock-off.

  • @meteosurreal - Oh boy.... I can't wait.

  • This might've been asked and it's irrelevant, but if I may ask, how tall are you? I'm just curious. Dont have to answer. Great review by the way.

  • @gorion79 About 6'1".  Why do you ask?

  • @He11sing920 hellsing do you live in florida?

  • @blacksixspeed No. I live in Wisconsin. I have never even been to Florida.

  • @He11sing920 if you ever are, we should vaporize!

  • @He11sing920 No real reason other than curiosity. I guess certain camera angles can make people appeal taller than they are.

  • @gorion79 err...appear, not appeal. 

  • 18:02

    I'm guessing this would be your longest R&R, right? Correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @AceAttorney9000 I think it is. It could have been longer, but I cut a bit out of the opening. But, since Windows Movie Maker was acting up, I have no idea if the edit turned right out or not. I really didn't look at this before I uploaded it.

  • @He11sing920 I just looked at the edit. It wasn't perfect, but it could have been a hell of a lot worse.

    Here's the short version of what I cut. I was stalling to pad out the episode because of the short run time of the movie. When I looked at all the footage and saw that it was going to be a long video, I cut the padding.

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