1:20 - What's the name of this song or how can i get it? I know, this is song from game "Wiedźmin" (The Witcher), but this isn't on premium disc with soundtrack. This song is awesome!
He is the savior of queens because if a assassin came to kill a queen he would piss him off until the target moved out of danger (thumbs up for the AC reference)
Wow, a goddamn prank, and it's already looks better than Dragon age 2. Well, that's not really an achievement, since even my turd looks better than DA2, same brown, better textures.
A RPG where we play a bard ? That would be awesome ! If only this wasn't an April fools...And CD Projeckt would come up with great dialogue with this theme, I'm sure of it !
good april joke :) I loved the Wichter. But this one. I don't know. The Graphics are genius, sure. The story will be too I think (just look on the scene in prison :) ). But the regular combat will be bad as hell as it looks on the videos. Hope they going to change something. I will play it anyway and hope that it wont bothering me.
Is this game for real? I've tried looking it up but I cant find anything about it (except that it's coming out apr 1st 2012) Is it just it's in such early development there's nothing about it?
No other RPG has ever captured my imagination such as this one... ever since the Spoony Bard in FF4, I have dreamed of an RPG brave enough to ignore the restraints of the boring, cliche classes that always get attention. Thank god for this!
@patataton This is hilarious. I thought "Hmmm, don't remember the Bard's Tale being a funny series", then I remembered you meant the NEW Bard's Tale. Hahaha.... that is funny to me.
I don't care if it's an april fools joke, I would still play it, if it actually came out. After all how many games actually let's you play a character like a bard anyway.
@Jamaicobs Once they had good games they've actually put a lot of effort in, then very suddenly they've become lazy assholes making quick cash-ins (see: Dragon Age II)
@masterermac The Knights of the Old Republic series got downgraded into a WoW clone. Dragon Age: Origins was a pretty good game, but got rushed and downgraded into a simplified console hack-n-slash. The excellent Baldur's Gate series is dead and buried because they're too busy making their dating sims and masquerading them as RPGs. The only series that's not yet fucked up is Mass Effect, but it's more of a third-person shooter than an RPG. And we'll see how ME3 works out.
@VenomTSH I have not followed TOR that much as I am not a MMO player myself, but I can't say I agree about DA:O. True it is by no means a BG or even close, but it still was one of the best RPGs for quite a while and it didn't feel at all like a H&S to me, unlike DA2. DA:O had you a lot more involved in the battles, had good party interaction and an over-all well done storyline and interesting lore. I also hope they don't screw up ME3, but then again they've had more time with it than with DA2.
@masterermac Oh sorry, I phrased it wrong. I meant that DA:O was great, but the sequel was rushed and hack-n-slashy. That's why I got so disappointed, I feel like they've ruined and oversimplified a really good game with a lot of potential. As far as TOR goes, I was psyched for it at the beginning, until I've seen the latest footages, they just look like a WoW clone with little to no innovation, unlike say Guild Wars 2. And yeah, I have high hopes for ME3.
to be fair, they do listen to their fans. We had no idea what DA2 would be like, but there's so many haters on the forums now that even lionhead would listen to them if in Bioware's shoes. I'm sure DA3 will be better :P
@VenomTSH Oh yeah DA2, was quite the dissapointment. I suspect the evil powers that EA be are behind this shamefull cash-in. Hopefully they'll redeem themselves with DA3/
I love the CD project even more now. This and Witcher: Mysterious secrets, which I sow today thanks to this, are the best April fools (or "prima aprilis" as we call it in Poland) events EVER!!!
I will never look on my refrigerator the same way ;).
You know what's interesting? I thing that what Dandelion says from 0:33 to 0:52 might be real lines from Witcher 2.
"with autoplay feature on the easiest difficulty setting) that will not burden you with anything gameplay-related." Is that a reference to Splinter cell Conviction?
I'd be completely cool if this came out as a DLC quest down the road. Just imagine kicking some drowner ass with a mandolin and slaying some babes in the sack.
@David697 It was broken in another April Fool video - search for the The Witcher: Mysterious Secrets - he says in polish that the fridge had been broken ;)
Everyone at CD Projekt RED, please, do this! A short, spoof RPG like this would be great, make sure it's no more than 10 hours tops; have the Bard hopping from bed to bed, trying to make sure he has enough energy left to capture the pillow talk of his ultimate prize. Something like the old Carry On films, full of double entedres throughout.
looks nice but also boring because you'v already seen that envirorment before in the witcher 2.....
kasperand 3 weeks ago
"There's no violence" But...There is...
extremejon 2 months ago
Still looks better than Dragon Age 2
mortman200 3 months ago 7
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igorbog88 3 months ago
i played the old bard
sailesy100 3 months ago
A game all about Dandelion? I'm okay with this.
playman350 6 months ago
LOL looking forward to it to play!
killsaus 7 months ago
2:43 Lodówka R.I.P. :D
Mam nadzieję, że to jest kolejny projekt "Redów", bo Jaskier zasługuje na odrębną grę:)
YetiWasHere 9 months ago
DANDELION IT'S YOU AGAIN!
Dxx36 9 months ago
I would play this and enjoy it, but all the while be sad that there wasn't a game focusing on Vernon Roche
MrWaeseL 9 months ago
Pleease release this as DLC
Rupain 9 months ago 2
captain dandelion's mandolin :P
Themis711 9 months ago
I wish this was real XD
Cocarat206 9 months ago
future DLC anyone? because that still looked pretty cool for an April fools day joke
FallenRamone 9 months ago 6
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Love that hysterical laugh near the end
Postaldewd 9 months ago
Love that histerical laugh near the end
Postaldewd 9 months ago
Lame. No smart bard would fight with his instrument.
xMadman43 10 months ago
I'd probably buy this game if it were released :D
RocketBird120 10 months ago
1:20 - What's the name of this song or how can i get it? I know, this is song from game "Wiedźmin" (The Witcher), but this isn't on premium disc with soundtrack. This song is awesome!
Kedzioras 10 months ago
@Kedzioras It's called "The Wild Hunt", and I had it on my Soundtrack disk...
CJonson234 9 months ago
This could be a great spinoff in the Witcher universe.. Combination of Lute hero and dating simulator.
Pegorian 10 months ago
i know it's an aprils fool, but Dandellion deserves a DLC expansion mission following the Bard: savior of queens story
patataton 10 months ago 4
Hmm.... I wonder if anyone will make a mod for this....
TrailersProject 10 months ago
Lol`d hard on Mandoline Fighting Style :D
xDepressed 10 months ago
THIS IS JASKIER !!!!
michu2110 10 months ago
man i'd like that...
agent597311 10 months ago
Too bad it's an april fools joke. :D
Deroni76 11 months ago
Amazing music!! Soundtrack from Witcher was the best one, maybe this will be better.
Gregoses 11 months ago 2
They should make a DLC for The Witcher 2, where you could play Dandelion (and since he isn't a warrior, it should be centered on story and C&C).
BelisariuSF 11 months ago
Too bad it's fake guy's.
Would kill for a The Witcher / A Bards Tale style game.
CrystalisKnight 11 months ago 10
Ppl, stfu about DA! It sucks, we know that, now stfu and enjoy april fools joke~!
Matiasek 11 months ago
Love CD Project , great april joke !
Can't wait for the witcher 2
flo1409 11 months ago
Please make available to download the first music without speech. It is a VERY nice music.
molnibalage83 11 months ago
Hey Folks! The music comes from The Wticher 2 Assasins of Kings Official Soundtrack, which will be released 17th May.
SaviorsOfQueens 11 months ago 40
@SaviorsOfQueens will the art book be sold separately??
Thet3 10 months ago
@SaviorsOfQueens oh & if there was a game like this people would buy it!!
Thet3 10 months ago
He is the savior of queens because if a assassin came to kill a queen he would piss him off until the target moved out of danger (thumbs up for the AC reference)
Jamaicobs 11 months ago
He knows how to fight, he's musical talented, and he gets all the ladies... what more can you ask for from a hero?
Kritickos 11 months ago
the subtitles are awsome:)
shaiper6 11 months ago
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Anyone know tiltle from trailer song? I mean metal one.
WhiteTiger363 11 months ago
Anyone know title from trailer song?
WhiteTiger363 11 months ago
this game should be available on the witcher DLC
nepos 11 months ago
hehe oh mann wie geiloooooo:-D
BossWhiteGmbH1992 11 months ago
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS TRAILER?! THE MUSIC IS 10X LOUDER THAN THE FUCKING VOICE!!! OMG.
oXIdizzyIXo 11 months ago
@oXIdizzyIXo that's the point! in the developer diary, he said that the story is almost completely unimportant. lol, its a very clever joke.
lviohiuoreti 11 months ago
@oXIdizzyIXo Well music is Epic too so who cares :P
CJonson234 10 months ago
Wow, a goddamn prank, and it's already looks better than Dragon age 2. Well, that's not really an achievement, since even my turd looks better than DA2, same brown, better textures.
Box0r0x0rz 11 months ago 3
A RPG where we play a bard ? That would be awesome ! If only this wasn't an April fools...And CD Projeckt would come up with great dialogue with this theme, I'm sure of it !
vladkiller 11 months ago
Wow! Seems way better than Dragon Age 2! ... Wait... Anything is better than DA2...
manettovks 11 months ago 5
good april joke :) I loved the Wichter. But this one. I don't know. The Graphics are genius, sure. The story will be too I think (just look on the scene in prison :) ). But the regular combat will be bad as hell as it looks on the videos. Hope they going to change something. I will play it anyway and hope that it wont bothering me.
Kuemmel234 11 months ago
I want it badly! <3
HelloVele 11 months ago
This would be so awesome if this were real. EPIC!
AkiMatti 11 months ago
World, Wine, Woman and Music. Hell yeah.
angelmassb 11 months ago 3
THIS IS MY REAL LIFE
thebetterbard 11 months ago 2
blizzard already pulled this April fools prank
funkalishous 11 months ago
Is this game for real? I've tried looking it up but I cant find anything about it (except that it's coming out apr 1st 2012) Is it just it's in such early development there's nothing about it?
Jamaicobs 11 months ago
@Jamaicobs
It will either be real game for just 2 hours like they said or
probably some add-ons for The Witcher 2 or CD-Projekt are just trolling us for 1 April.
Chester1004 11 months ago
@Jamaicobs no it is not.
wooboy11 11 months ago
Never NEVER underestimate the power of the Mandolin!!
ShadowGunner82 11 months ago 2
I don't get it.
RXdash78 11 months ago
Fuck yeah!
Leo03emu 11 months ago
This seems like a bit of a troll to me.....
thexPythonn 11 months ago
GOTY imo
AKofC 11 months ago
What does Dandelion says/sings at 2:35 - 2:46?
boytiger3 11 months ago
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!
DustBloodV2 11 months ago 4
I actually want to play this ;_;
Kitsukaru 11 months ago 6
@Kitsukaru Me 2! Why, oh, why april's 1st? =(
chauden 11 months ago
i love cdprojekt >.<
Bushiey 11 months ago
Hah, gotta love CD Project!. Music abit loud in the trailer, but who cares!.
zhijn 11 months ago
No other RPG has ever captured my imagination such as this one... ever since the Spoony Bard in FF4, I have dreamed of an RPG brave enough to ignore the restraints of the boring, cliche classes that always get attention. Thank god for this!
countingdown27 11 months ago 3
@countingdown27 check out "the Bard's tale"
is quite old rpg but is fucking great and funny as hell
patataton 10 months ago
@patataton This is hilarious. I thought "Hmmm, don't remember the Bard's Tale being a funny series", then I remembered you meant the NEW Bard's Tale. Hahaha.... that is funny to me.
countingdown27 10 months ago
I don't care if it's an april fools joke, I would still play it, if it actually came out. After all how many games actually let's you play a character like a bard anyway.
NeoTyrant 11 months ago 60
@NeoTyrant
It could be interesting. Though I do want the option of maleXmale romance, or to play as a female. I do like that sort of variety in a game.
EccentricSage 11 months ago
@NeoTyrant A Bard's Tale?
theEmmers 11 months ago
@NeoTyrant That would be awesome :P
zxc13zxc 11 months ago
Please let this guy be a character in the Witcher 2
pvtred 11 months ago
@pvtred Have you actually played the Witcher 1 or read the books? This guy is the witchers best friend.
goldennboy1989 10 months ago
@goldennboy1989 That's him? He looks so damn different.
pvtred 10 months ago
CD Project: make this game! I want to play this!
BTW: Nie sądziłem, że z Jaskra taki casanowa :D
Shalkyer 11 months ago
@Shalkyer To chyba nie czytałeś książki
rad000000 11 months ago
anyone else got shivers when part of "The witcher" rift played near the end?
JohnDoeV2 11 months ago
I'd buy that.
beforeBan 11 months ago
Despite it being an April Fools joke, it looks awesome. I mean come on! Make it happen guys!
spiderweb20 11 months ago
april's fool
Revlino 11 months ago
Prima Aprilis !
buried87 11 months ago
based on THE MANDOLINE FIGHTINGSTYLE
xD xD xD xD xD xD
Ichbissak 11 months ago 5
@Ichbissak
Hey...the mandolin fighting style is REAL.
Play Mabinogi & equip your character with a mandolin & you'll see that he fights the same way as this trailer!
HattoriZero 11 months ago
still better than anything bioware could have come up with
zackhanscom 11 months ago 95
@zackhanscom
whats with all the bioware hate? Once they were one of the kings of games, then very sudenly they've become more unpopular than Lionhead
Jamaicobs 11 months ago
@Jamaicobs Once they had good games they've actually put a lot of effort in, then very suddenly they've become lazy assholes making quick cash-ins (see: Dragon Age II)
VenomTSH 11 months ago
@VenomTSH Oh, so they make one rushed game, which is I might add an EA trademark and now Bioware sucks? Give me a break...
masterermac 11 months ago
@masterermac
exactly
Jamaicobs 11 months ago
@masterermac The Knights of the Old Republic series got downgraded into a WoW clone. Dragon Age: Origins was a pretty good game, but got rushed and downgraded into a simplified console hack-n-slash. The excellent Baldur's Gate series is dead and buried because they're too busy making their dating sims and masquerading them as RPGs. The only series that's not yet fucked up is Mass Effect, but it's more of a third-person shooter than an RPG. And we'll see how ME3 works out.
VenomTSH 11 months ago
@VenomTSH I have not followed TOR that much as I am not a MMO player myself, but I can't say I agree about DA:O. True it is by no means a BG or even close, but it still was one of the best RPGs for quite a while and it didn't feel at all like a H&S to me, unlike DA2. DA:O had you a lot more involved in the battles, had good party interaction and an over-all well done storyline and interesting lore. I also hope they don't screw up ME3, but then again they've had more time with it than with DA2.
masterermac 11 months ago
@masterermac Oh sorry, I phrased it wrong. I meant that DA:O was great, but the sequel was rushed and hack-n-slashy. That's why I got so disappointed, I feel like they've ruined and oversimplified a really good game with a lot of potential. As far as TOR goes, I was psyched for it at the beginning, until I've seen the latest footages, they just look like a WoW clone with little to no innovation, unlike say Guild Wars 2. And yeah, I have high hopes for ME3.
VenomTSH 11 months ago
@VenomTSH
to be fair, they do listen to their fans. We had no idea what DA2 would be like, but there's so many haters on the forums now that even lionhead would listen to them if in Bioware's shoes. I'm sure DA3 will be better :P
Jamaicobs 11 months ago
@Jamaicobs Hey, I certainly hope so, I've really enjoyed Origins. :)
VenomTSH 11 months ago
@VenomTSH Oh yeah DA2, was quite the dissapointment. I suspect the evil powers that EA be are behind this shamefull cash-in. Hopefully they'll redeem themselves with DA3/
masterermac 11 months ago
@masterermac I'll drink to that. :D
VenomTSH 11 months ago
@zackhanscom Shut it, Mass Effect was pretty freakin' awesome.
Phisk3n 10 months ago
@zackhanscom look, everyone ! Another dissapointed puristfag !
TheLostProphecies 10 months ago
APRIL FOOL!
Szar1q 11 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK DO I PREORDER THIS. MAKE IT HAPPEN CDPROJECT
Gvaz 11 months ago 7
I would play the FUCK out of this.
DJFishmonger 11 months ago 2
Dandelion is the man!
erubalu 11 months ago 4
hahahah ;D dobre xd fajnie jak by na serio zrobili taką gre ;D
Gnelus96 11 months ago
It seems to be a decent game...
...
too bad it's april 1st
farbas88 11 months ago
Guys sorry but u need to know its an APRILS FOOLS day joke :P so this game isnt gonna release(although it would be cool)
GeorgeSithspawn007 11 months ago
Well you DO get to play as him in Witcher 2 :P
DanteForever20XX 11 months ago
Słaby żart...
WebSter23pol 11 months ago
I wonder if Bioware has seen this.
BogdanSesshomaru 11 months ago 6
Lodówka się zepsuła! :(
Mikulew 11 months ago
I love the CD project even more now. This and Witcher: Mysterious secrets, which I sow today thanks to this, are the best April fools (or "prima aprilis" as we call it in Poland) events EVER!!!
I will never look on my refrigerator the same way ;).
You know what's interesting? I thing that what Dandelion says from 0:33 to 0:52 might be real lines from Witcher 2.
ursusplacidus 11 months ago
"with autoplay feature on the easiest difficulty setting) that will not burden you with anything gameplay-related." Is that a reference to Splinter cell Conviction?
sxdemon 11 months ago
I spy some Starship Troopers in there
TheOrangeRoad 11 months ago
the funny thing is, that back in the 2d or ps era or early ps2 era this game would probably be pretty popular
greenlionleo 11 months ago
CDProjekt OWNS April's Fools :D
Best company in the bussiness !
8Paul7 11 months ago 5
I cannot stop laughing. The dev diary is awesome too.
badpie 11 months ago
Bahahaha!
For realsies though, that new engine is very impressive!
GenusHomo 11 months ago
"the mandolin fighting style" To mnie rozjebało :P
PrincessYovi 11 months ago
Omagawd please make this weapon available as an unlockable/extra in The Witcher 2, and add the bard's skin too.
DarkCroash 11 months ago
I KNOW IT'S AN APRILS FOOL, BUT I WANT IT!!!!!!!
RpL196 11 months ago 5
Prima aprilis .....
G0TIMAN 11 months ago
listen to those pinch harmonics~
cloudmx 11 months ago
Take everything from 0:00 to 1:15 and make a real game out of it. I promise I'll buy.
LordAnnubis 11 months ago
Spoczywaj w pokoju, lodówko :(
vilk7 11 months ago 3
I'd be completely cool if this came out as a DLC quest down the road. Just imagine kicking some drowner ass with a mandolin and slaying some babes in the sack.
oklev89 11 months ago
You guys should actually make this as DLC/Expansion when you're finished with The Witcher 2.
SethDecker89 11 months ago
Not sure if srs.
givemeaname55555 11 months ago
This is so funny!
BlixaMarkham1337 11 months ago
2:10 - 2:13 sukkub :) ...
Co prawda od tyłu, ale zawsze coś.
CrazYIwaN666 11 months ago
I hope it has consumer-rewarding DRM!
karnovrpg 11 months ago
man I want to play this game for real
anonymous71207 11 months ago
Nie ma to jak okładać leszczy lutnią... xD
Iketso 11 months ago
April Fools
HoboJoe83 11 months ago
The same like The Witcher 2 :D
mistickfish 11 months ago
Gah-damn Witcher 2 looks pretty.
bengraven 11 months ago
Anyone know why they say "fridge is broken ... again"? When was it broken before?
David697 11 months ago
@David697 It was broken in another April Fool video - search for the The Witcher: Mysterious Secrets - he says in polish that the fridge had been broken ;)
assassin2601 11 months ago
@assassin2601 Thanks! I love that the polish youtube site sends their emails out in polish ;)
David697 11 months ago
it got me then i looked at the date.
grimwing99 11 months ago
OMG, that game would be AWESOME! Too bad it's just a joke... But maybe they will use something from that in The Witcher 2?
Razjela 11 months ago
I hope CD-Project will make DLC with this.
Astand95 11 months ago
I know this is a joke, but I would BUY this. I would even pre-order it, lol
binabinacat 11 months ago
Everyone at CD Projekt RED, please, do this! A short, spoof RPG like this would be great, make sure it's no more than 10 hours tops; have the Bard hopping from bed to bed, trying to make sure he has enough energy left to capture the pillow talk of his ultimate prize. Something like the old Carry On films, full of double entedres throughout.
YenRug 11 months ago 3
Still looks better than most RPGs these days.
kukularz 11 months ago 5
poor fridge :(
GameSdoo 11 months ago
i will buy it!!!
drproof 11 months ago
The bitch set me up
Skulldrunky 11 months ago 3
mandolin fighting style lol
Wyimaginowany7 11 months ago
@Voffsign1 "The fridge is broken... again". It's in polish :).
rafal1000111 11 months ago
What is written right before the "..again" in 2:42? It says "Lodowka sie zepzula.. again.", what does it mean?
Voffsing1 11 months ago
@Voffsing1
it's mean "the fridge is broken"
WACCUS 11 months ago
@Voffsing1 It mean "Fridge is broken... again"
Aver888 11 months ago
jokes aside this could be a funny little dlc for the witcher 2 ;p
SpeedyFTW 11 months ago 2
This game is going to be EPIC! Dandelion, savior of ladies of dubious morality! But where are the love cards?
flupetepak 11 months ago 59
@flupetepak gone
Gmansters 11 months ago
Szybko! Trzeba zarejestrować to póki wszystkie prawa nie są zastrzeżone!
Perzyn 11 months ago 2
Lodówka się zepsuła :P
flaypl 11 months ago 54
@flaypl again :D
deathwingsiek 11 months ago
@flaypl Again!
MrThomy09 11 months ago
@flaypl again... :D
krystol0 11 months ago
Wykapany Jaskier :D
Krystianow1995 11 months ago 3