Girl Drink Drunk

[rebeccacuriel]

Why isn't the waitress clearing off the table? No tip for you!

[bruxistkodiak]

Girl drinks? Pffft. I love those drinks just as much as I love beer.

[DirtyHandRandy]

"I'm fine! I'm just lookin' for paper clips!"

This sketch is legendary.

[travestestify]

chocolate choo choo.

[Nightmastercool97]

i love this sketch its my favorite skit out there

[RoxyMoron101]

thats gotta be over $500 in drinks

[5ilverhalo]

Those drinks look absolutely amazing. :O

[kucoru16]

15 people went to go get paperclips

[DarkDramon]

Is it Mr. Miller or Mr. Barnes?

[ckoobs]

But I can 'splain!

[bigreed67]

I can't help feeling responsible for your condition. But then, I can't help not caring. It's who I am and I refuse to apologize for it.

[DaBears5501]

"Now get out of my office!.. before you start throwing up little fruity things!"

[dukeandson43]

 You know Ray, I cant help feeling responsible for your condition,, but then, I cant help not caring. Classic..... NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE YOU START THROWING UP LITTLE FRUITY THINGS

[pbonney]

I am a guy that loves his choco martinies and I'm not afraid to admit it.

[chronicleone]

 Do long island iced-teas count as a girl drink? Their F-ing good and get the job done quickly.

[GeronKizan]

@chronicleone In these societies today....I don't think bartenders care. Both my sisters were bartenders and they told me that girl drinks serve a lot of purpose also bring in a lot of cash. St. Pierre the UFC fighter loves Pina Coladas.

Besides...use my excuse "I like sweet things...my liquor and my women".

[DaBears5501]

@chronicleone No way, anything with 5 different shots is for seasoned drinkers

[boldstandard]

They totes were on MTV! Used to come on right after Alternative Nation.. Before Liquid Television. At 12 years old this show made no sense to me, lol. "'I dip my balls in it.' ..That's not really.. funny.. is it?" But now at 28 I love it.  :-P

[cholling1]

@boldstandard That was The State, not Kids in the Hall.

[constantlyhighflier]

@darthvaderdotcom They were never on MTV. HBO and then syndicated on Comedy Central, who treated it like garbage btw.

[3rdmadfatter]

"Tastes like candy! Don't. disappoint me."

[kakaze]

wozzis from? Looks old

[darthatvaderdotcom]

@kakaze Kids In the Hall circa 1990's on the CBC before they got their MTV contract and started their downhill slide into suckitude.

[pbonney]

It has to be horrible for him to admit alcoholism when all he drinks are girl drinks.

[marinersfanfromny]

We've all been there.

[jackjolli]

i saw the kids live in san francisco a few years ago and i bought this shirt.. its great Girl drink drunk shirt....i love it. its black with a curtain and 3 magarita looking drinks on it. by the way Scott fell off the stage when they were doing the head crusher skit. they turned on the lights for a minute and stopped the show. it was awesome

[TighelanderII]

The guy from "Mad Men" reminds me of Dave.

[SpikeMichaels]

"Now get outta my office...before you start throwing up little fruity things!"

[pwgroh]

but i can splain

[Oldshirt]

@pwgroh no 'splanation necessary!

[yingyangprincess123]

lmao I love kids in the hall

[ssbbwlady]

I'm feeling rather thirsty right now!

[LeCutter]

Best Kids sketch ever! "Don't dissapoint me, Ray!"

[BollywoodSkampy]

I'll have a squash strawberry alley cat if you don't mind!

[pjbrubak]

The shitty video quality almost doesn't even matter. The skit is that strong!

[schrome1019]

That giant fishbowl with celery in it is fuckin hilarious.

[schrome1019]

I can't help feeling responsible for your condition, but then, I can't help not caring.

[GoblinXXX]

"Would you like a drink?"

"Yes, I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat..."

[BoyScout1960]

No, Ray. No ''splanation' is necessary...

[jazzelineknox]

But i can splain..

[Rolandzebub]

"DON'T disappoint me . . ."

[toolslinga]

Havent seen this since '95! Thx

[AZsbc2112]

@toolslinga I was gonna say the exact same thing-haha!!!

[danieladougan]

"Waitress! Another Tahitian Tee-Hee for my friend the vice president. And this time, no giggling!"

[RDBoisQc]

OMG what a brilliant production; very funny ^^

[EvilReptiles]

I loves me some chocolate choo choos

[Saquire]

That is clearly one of their best.

[HISTORYBUFFPA]

One of my fav KITH skits.

[mynamsandy]

...and waitress, this time, no giggling!

[jama463]

I always get pounced on for liking girl drinks.

It tastes like candy! Come on!

[flatulantbrothers]

lol very nice, and congrats on the slowing the drinking. it's a hard thing to do lol

[fentonyoung]

"now get outta my office! before ya start throwing up little...frutty...things..."

[beeabaw22]

wtf

[bloodshotmage]

The Game

[teclo64]

Tastes like candy....it's a "girl drink".

[JuggaloFloob]

I think we can all agree that the moral of the story is:

Don't drink...Smoke pot instead. :)

[DanceTheSpears]

lol tard.

[RodCow]

Arrtard

[metalgod2347]

why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

[CalypsoJuice]

@JuggaloFloob Pot is way more fun than booze :D

[chaereth]

@JuggaloFloob fucking magnets.

[RaizerZ]

@JuggaloFloob

I hate stoners

[brazenreality]

@RaizerZ Stoners don't care.

[laserindie]

@RaizerZ Well that's like... your opinion, man.

[g2racing1]

So awesome. I think I still have an original VHS of this!

"No Ray, no s'planations necessary"

"I can't help feeling responsible for your condition...but then, I can't help not caring - It's who I am"

Priceless

[TheGaboy82]

I remember this skit back when this came on comedy central. Still love kids in the hall. My fav part is when he's mixing a drink in the closet

[scr0tum2]

what do u mean like a couple of years ago.? because i used to watch this show on cbc from age 5 till it was canceled.

[lemoncurry19]

You hated Brain Candy???

[scr0tum2]

i never said i hated brain candy

[lemoncurry19]

I know... sorry. I wrote that in reply to mjbab73.... dunno why it went to you. Again - sorry.

[scr0tum2]

lol no worries, youtube is messed up.

[gorillabelly1]

You hate Brain Candy?

[themooddisorders]

i love brain candy

[mungbean4u]

I hated Brain Candy... and I own all the KITH episodes. I was disappointed.

[lemoncurry19]

I guess maybe you thought it was too "mainstream", as compared to the truly mad humour in their sketches? I would have to agree. Still, I laughed my ass off!

But I respect your opinion.

[fraskydingy]

me too! it was weird. also, all their new comedy is super crude and "shocking", not quite as funnily absurd as this old stuff.

now get outta my office! before you start throwing up... little fruity things.

[gregjockca1001]

mungbean4u, we hate you too.

[mjbab73]

@mungbean4u

I'm with you...The show is gold, but Brain Candy was bad.

[sn0wdream]

@mjbab73 brain candy was hilarious !

[quexalcoatl]

Especially the searching for a dirty syringe \ paper umbrella and how he's all clean looking after his fix.

[Thejugglingbum]

That Umbrella lands perfectly on that chair

[shortydog27]

Thank you! Ive been looking for this forever! Hilarious!

[JuggaloFloob]

mmm... a Chocolate Choo-Choo sounds pretty good right now

[HeidiPrinze]

I love this skit the most. I still lose it everytime I watch it.

[DogAmongMen]

The last name of Kevin's character changes..

[DeathsDawn667]

Quality

[shadelyfe]

ya the quality is terrible. I am trying to put this sketch on my ipod, but can't find a decent version:(

[DeathsDawn667]

LOL

By "Quality" I meant that this was "Quality stuff"

Like it was awesome :D

The video quality isn't that bad.

Keep going strong and posting these videos

[shadelyfe]

Funny sketch, no question. But the quality is really really bad. Your comment was the latest one after I watched it, so I had quality on the brain, lol

[barkon]

This is my most favorite KitH skit next to the "Lopez!" bumpers

[mellokittyx4]

are you my doppelganger?

[BrotherGoons]

anybody know the name of the song?

[expatted]

funny stuff

[king802]

"Sure Russ, I'll have a...Chocolate Choo-choo."

[azgrrlie]

Get out of my offivce before you start throwing up little fruity things....LOL

[mplesnts]

yeah seriously... I'm hungover just thinking about these cocktails

[drunklikeme]

Fuck this is funny.i want a job at that office.haha :)

[xavierbrad]

Just looking for some paperclips.... :-)

[tragicomicus1]

This is probably my fave KITH sketch ever!!! "And this time, no giggling"

[rossboss1]

Oh man I remember watching this on TV...awesome

[spazfair]

"Grown man like you, Ray?"

[limboslam]

This sketch shows why Kevin Mcdonald and Dave Foley were the best on that show.

[lesmcluffalot]

Kewlios

[thekillerfroggy]

No 'splanations necessary

[mugabezuwane]

lol "I'm fine, I'm just lookin for paper clips"

"I'll just look for some paper clips first" lol lol lol

[LeannelovesFullmetal]

Lol this is so weird. Girl drinks ARE yummy.

[stgm]

This time, no giggling.

[Derek799]

this makes me wanna get drunk

[sxserenade]

me too

[Mystakaphoros]

What do you think I'm doing right now?

Only it's a gin and tonic. An old man drink. None of this fruity stuff.

[georgeneuman]

that part when he's in the supply closet with that loud-ass jazz music playing and you hear the blender kick on, it just kills me every time...

I can't believe this is almost 20 years old...

[newbeachinvasion]

one of my favorite skits from kids in the hall

[mscott21]

"But I can 'splain".

[TheSouthernPariah]

No " 'splainations" necessary.

[heliogabalus227]

i want a tahitian tee-hee. NOW.

[mifune141]

It's so great all the way through, but around 3:05 it kills me: "I'm fiiiine! I'm just looking for...paper clips!"

[TechDeath1018]

This is one of the funniest sketches that this show has ever produced.

"Don't disappoint me Ray."

[dunderbob91]

My favorite part is the face he makes a 2:32.

[steeelyj]

Yeah...I might have to go with 4:32 but it's close!

[finoj05]

Funny thing is without the over-the-topness of the skit, stuff like this really happens.

[bobbydigital82]

classic

[DiomandDave]

my stomach hurts just wactign it

[agent5821]

Yes, Russ. I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat, if you don't mind.

[SeventhEve]

You should credit this properly. This is Kids in the Hall.

[TheyDeletedMyAccount]

Probably not crediting it because videos tagged with "Kids in the Hall" or "KITH" will be deleted.

Trust me, I know. :-(

[SeventhEve]

Ah, makes sense.

[bbryan79]

Now get out of my office before you start throwing up little fruity things.

[mseales]

"Don't disappoint me, Ray."