Taco-Man Plays - Alf(Sega Master System)

[Kuroneko388]

Hey taco-man didja know they even made a cartoon outta alf?

[dawatcha25]

"I love this guy. I love how he's just grabbing for anything..." Hilarious.

[Kuroneko388]

this game looks like a castlevania meets friday the 13th meets home alone. but with all of the cons instead of the pros.

[SuperSonicDeluxe]

Anyone else hitting the skip on fred

[elitehanter562pred]

taco man should play avp3 aka aliens vs predator

[Taattis]

In finnish the word 'bat' is sometimes used to refer to lesbians, so it's only appropriate that swinging your salami at them wouldn't do anything.

[deadlypkers6]

@Taattis true dat

[KingRobertBaratheon]

Man, Taco Man has at most given me chuckles but the ending in this video is LOL-worthy.

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

Salami Terrible = weapon.....Alf = Awesome!

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

@xXShrinkWrapXx lol....

[RampageJoe1]

Taco-Man is right, the salami is a terrible weapon.

[MultiSilverbolt]

Can you make gta?

[RandomDouche0421]

Would Taco-Man ever consider doing an online LP with a special guest or something like that?

[smokesterify]

I laugh at the ending every time.

[smokesterify]

I miss the Alf show

[smokesterify]

Anyways Alf is funny and not annoying but still thats funny: Dad have You seen Alf? Dad: Ugh He was killed by some bats in the cave in the basement. Ha thats funny

[smokesterify]

Wait how did you get an sega master? that thing is acient

[smokesterify]

Your Funny.mAybe they should of called this Game wacking bats with salami.

[Sachen12364]

what is the game called in 0:8

[Mrbatmanforlife]

your like the irate gamer

[TheSponge278]

CRAP ALF! CRAP!

[Loziemoo89]

:0 I sooooo wanna see taccoman play Sonic R and test the curse to see his reaction to it :D x

[InsaneDemonic]

Alf.... Are you the creation of a pig and bear rape child?

[drogothlord]

DAD! Have you seen Alf?

Ohhhheeii He was killed by some bats in the cave in the basement.

[Hijynx87]

worse hit detection than Dark Castle O_O

[Yomarson]

Looks like there can only be 2 bats alive at one time. Maybe get them both behind you and run for your life?

[Sammaboy100]

i wish there were more episodes... : (

[JRSanchez93]

So are you going to review the best game ever? E.T. the video game.

[ebolaworld]

@Nettikturbo If I remember correctly, you have to go on top to get across the level.

[mariorunner24]

@ebolaworld Did you know you actuly have to go through the cave twice? And the second time is even longer!

[NintendoGuy128]

Hehe, ahh good as usual Taco-man

[MrJohn2010]

Tacoman.... why you diss ALF?

[CaptinTrips]

In this game.. he whacks old bats with his salami.

In no way is that intended in being an innuendo. Just a coincidence...

[ReligiousHero]

I actually like the show Alf....

[Momorainbowmew]

ALF! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[MrHongKongBuffet]

I really enjoy swinging my salami around. Is this the perfect game for me?

[TheRabidMonky]

Funny thing is, I used to love this show as a kid.

I don't anymore...

[Atychiphobe]

why not just stay on the bottom?

[Gorillaz7346]

3:28 .... XD XD XD XD

[lomaticc007]

what is the first video game that he shows, for like a sec the one with the bikes. i played that when i was a kid, but dont remember the name PLEASE TELL ME ASAP

[illiterateblasphemY]

@lomaticc007 Road Rash looks like the psx version

[YoungJeezyCOD]

haha "he was killed by the bats in the cave in the basement" That always makes me laugh :)

[siechtum]

ROFL the ending is killing me! *ROFL*

*fart*

[chrisbg99]

If you liked this game inexplicably based off a sitcom, you'll love Home Improvement for the SNES.

Or feel the urge to gouge your eyes out. Sometimes they are quite similar.

[ALF5611]

HAHA U FAIL

[GAMERSHARK100]

emulator?

[ebolaworld]

@GAMERSHARK100 Taco-Man never uses an emulator.

[Veritias1337]

@ebolaworld well Ver always uses an emulator.wait.that means WERE OPPOSITES :O

[ZombieBite1991]

I think I shall get a tacoman tattoo on my leg.

[ebolaworld]

@ZombieBite1991 Send pics! I can supply you with the graphic. :P

[BardoJoe]

the ending gets me every fuckin' time XD

[ZeroSonic120]

Hey guys buy the new game, Whacking bats with saliomi ALF edition for $50 time for the fast text whackingbatsisnotrightdon'teve­rwhackbatsandnothisisnotacopyo­ftheoldalfgameokmaybeitisanywa­yyouhavebeenwarned!

[Iroger]

Jeez I had this game and I always ended up grumpy and with a headache...

[PopcornCoolie]

The end is hilarious.

[olllj]

i love how the alf game is so non-canon, like almost all video game adaptions. but seriously. i just saw Alf letting a cat go. that is just sad. he would never do that.

[buneter]

alf always scared me

[Beardie22]

lolololol i keep getting hate comments about this video and i dont even remember what i said.... so stfu already.

[SonicKusanagi181]

@Beardie22 You don't remember? Seriously, check The uploader comments...

[Beardie22]

@SonicKusanagi181 ]

LOL. i stand by my verdict.

[809Ollie]

@Beardie22 ur a dick

[supernorst]

I love this ep of taco man. its my favorite on ebolaworld

[Dinker27]

o.o Didn't know you started the game out being in the same room with a pedo rapist.

[SantaFishes101]

ALF is awesome, but the game... Um... Ummm.... lets NOT go there.

[mistic586]

Kid:dad have u seen alf?

Dad:oh he was killed in the cave in the base memt by bats!

I lol'd

Q

[ZWstudios]

i look at a video on youtube for alf gameplay and he got passed the bat part!

[NateVarmac]

Before you yell at me, this is the first time I saw this one, but Beardie, however retarded himself, is kinda right. This wasn't that funny. But then again, what CAN you make funny from this? Besides, your others are pretty funny!

Oh, wait, I'm on YouTube, not Newgrounds– I mean–

bats lulz

[ebolaworld]

@NateVarmac Who's gonna yell at you? I happen to agree. This was my first taco-man plays video made on a whim and it's not very good. However, the series has improved vastly with each episode and that is all that matters. I tried to remove it once, but everyone wrote me emails demanding its return. So, here it is.

[JJ3792]

well those bats are sure battered then

[stormtroopers199]

is it just me or did alf look like a bear in the game?

[ebolaworld]

@stormtroopers199 Hmm... maybe it was supposed to be a game about a bear. That would explain the cave.

[BurnedToast00]

@ebolaworld its the pedobear hole !

[AstarProductions17]

@ebolaworld  can u do a tacoman plays for sonic

[HeavyEatsSandviches]

@ebolaworld and ugly in the title screen :D

[trekker123eski]

@ebolaworld PONIPONIPONIPONI "He's a bear."-Fluttershy PONIPONIPONIPONI

[osbely]

Excellent voice acting, especially for the dad.

[thewolffebros]

No offense, but your voice is extremely annoying.

[grendelee]

@thewolffebros Excuse me? I happen to know alot of tacos, i happen to find their voice very entaining. Get out, you anti-taco bastard.

[benjaminchaffins]

please subscribe

[JoeMDTV]

Orgasm noises everyware

[CatsBunniesDucksMice]

Okay, the ending had me laughing like a moron.

[bubblygoo123]

oh look theres a secret enterence to a cave in the basement!!!!!!! i mustve missed that episode to.

[JoeMDTV]

@0:02 Fart

[mrgamingdork]

everytime I see salami i wll think of killing bats.

[TECHMAN645]

what happens at the end of the game

[KILLELMO54]

haha grabby :D

[makman13]

The last few seconds are GOLD.

[pokekids11]

you are awesome I watch your cartoons every day!

[Jaisears1]

I like to bat my salami.

[clapsnake]

"whats happening is taht i keep ghetting killed by bats no matter how many times i swing my salami at them! it never ENDS!!"

[bobafett124cp]

i know i got to the end and lost



[randomancrossoverfan]

that guy at beggining wants invisible boobs...wtf

[Danthemanc4]

i love tacos

[micahstacyproduction]

haha I Love the video game review who ever thought of this is genious I give you props for the creation of taco man

[Jyuji]

Only thing I ever beaten something with salami was my friends tits.

[tdp1909]

Rofl - think you should have gone right instead - ain't no bats there... ;)

[TheRadderRadRobert]

I dont know Sam... Isnt this kinda AVGN's thing?

[grendelee]

@TheRadderRadRobert videogames?......

[88RedShadow]

Anyone know the name of the Fighting game at 0:08?

[CompactDisc7227]

Angry Video Game Nerd much? I love it! xD

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

you should review more sega genesis games

[WaffleAfterHours]

Sweet rotoscope

[WaffleAfterHours]

@WaffleAfterHours fudge, wrong video...darn memory...

[mcandros111]

haha alf does look like hes bout to take a dump...and salami just the ticket to those nasty bats? its that something that means alf is gay

[teamnoah111]

Use the bottom path!

[thejr500play]

dad had you seen alf oh he was killed by bats in the cave in the basement then alf farts lol

[Gamer4672]

this game should have been called

"Alf wacks off his salami stick...at bats"

[jeyko666]

AVGN!!!!

[Devilock79]

Shoulda called it Alf's Bat Whacking Salami Adventure!

[MushroomGuy12]

alf looks creepy

[cassi75474]

its easiar to go under the lege.

[Sarato]

The ending part is the best according to me. ^_^

[EnavSounds]

dad did u see alf??? XD LOL

[izlude2]

OMG IT'S TACOMAN!!! I remember you from that one terrible website... er...N... well nevermind, good to see you're on the tube!

[experssion123]

Hey mailman here, i got some mail for your slot!!!!!

[rhiannon650]

haha ph hey dad ave you seen alf oh he got killed by bats in the basement

[virusofdeath666]

xD *do u wish to continue?* EFFING NO! XD

[sweetme87]

Fuck you, ALF rules.

[midnightsuicider]

hahaha is this game REALLY TOTALLY ABOUT WACKING BATS WITH A F* SALAMI??!!

[Nintendogamr123]

The very end almost had me peeing on myself... the opposite of what happened in the video.

[KCHedgehog]

Alf is not annoying but funny... but that game Sucked

[jonathanruelas]

i subscribed just for taco man....and life in portal madness

O_o keep it up

[jonathanruelas]

OMFG I LOVE YOU TACO MAN 1:00 is were the fun begins XD

[zzboy27]

taco-man makea sonic gameplay thing ok

[bankai1981]

so many things i could say about the salami stick but you said them all for me thanks taco man

[InvaderPet]

0:20 ALF hate Lucky!

[JOATANGH]

no mames pendejo estas son porquerias chingas a tu puta madre pinche gringo mal parido

[IMPOSSIBLECREATURES7]

aww come on alf is cool lol

[davegrohllover]

Very funny Review

[FreDaN92]

lol whack a bat =P

[MarNieCo]

wait that tv channel in the end... its not american is it ? we have it in germany kabel 1 ? Is it also american ?

[worldatbananas]

awsome man!!

[freg35]

he was killed by some bats in the basement!! hahaha

hilarious

[frio109]

Supermaxed bats

[hassmann2000]

great stuff sam. I've mailed you a question, hope you read it in ASK TACO MAN

will be from a email account with kkre in the name.

[darkster0]

lol!

[hellspit2003]

its been so long since he did reviews. they were funny as hell

[MegaTacoMan]

taco

[Nikishthemighty]

Well I've beaten bats with salami in MY time....

[Beardie22]

ur a fuckin artard, u think ur funny or something???? jesus christ go get a gf

[ebolaworld]

lulz. You tell him!! xD

[xtorterraxgreymonx12]

@Beardie22 you're the retard this is funny and how about you take your mom's dick and shove it up your ass.

[Darksupersonicfan11]

@Beardie22 Then why are you watching this video

[JREY209]

@Beardie22 wow nice one ur most likely saying that because ur video r suppose to be funny but aren't so ur saying a dude thats very funny is not acting like ur the funny one

wow

[pillsingen]

funny :D

[ebolaworld]

He is a taco, not a cherry. :P

[SpeedSlasher]

You kidding? Taco-Man sounds like .... Ray Rammano XD

[Tsukasamacleod]

Please do more of these!

[tabrismacbeth]

Hey, I remember that episode where Alf fought bats in the secret basement cave with salami!

-Tabris

[Ford8844]

"The Salami is an AWFUL weapon."

LOL

[novatron11]

You need to do voice acting.

YOU SOUND AWESOME!!!

Fun review to watch!

[elliotqgd]

i love this video! But i wish he would do weekly update again

[JoakimOgami]

His voice reminds me of Zach Braff

[Starfyre87]

LOL I nearly died laughing when he jumped near the cat and it went into his inventory =D

[DJSillyrabbit]

taco man's so funny !!!

[FDGRAVEDIGGER]

LOL

[mightykatze]

Hilarious, he sounds like a cross between Bert from Sesame Street and Fez from the Ron & Fez Show... I remember playing this game to death as a kid. Almost beat it, too... Got the rocket fueled up, died on the way to space. Hard, hard game!

[xPIVOTxMANx]

LMFAO THE ENDING!!

[Frozar1]

you sound like ernie :p

[goriddle]

you are a fuckin dick!

[DeadRisingGal]

goriddle.....dude? What's your deal? Are you Alf's brother or something?

And, wow, this game blew.......

[bludycomicsinc]

Why was the video removed?

[ebolaworld]

Hmmm? Seems here to me. :p

[VideyoJunkei]

Is/was this a proto? No score, and NO hit-meter on the screen, it looks very unfinished.

[BigSkills01]

lmao tacoman cracks me the hell up!

[marcushelbling]

wow. That game cost about $60 now, It's so rare.

[KingOfChaos213]

Not worth it, who the hell would want it lol

[MagicalFudgePeppers]

I know. It's Ironic.

[ebolaworld]

It's really funny. I got the game for 5 bucks off eBay. They couldn't sell the damn things. But then, after I reviewed the game and sold my copy, the thing is now fucking valuable. I don't get it.

[homersbigfan]

@ebolaworld May I say something funny plz? This is taco man! Rainbows make me cry!

[biofinget]

@ebolaworld RESALE!! make 60 bux-orz.

[fusiondestroyer]

@ebolaworld duh you're famous

[DrLove0378]

I paid $12 for my copy, complete in box. Horrible game, but good for a cheap laugh every once in a while.

That government guy in the kitchen is a bitch -- he'll kill you even if you're standing on the frickin' counter.

Only thing I liked about the game was the title screen and its music (8-bit sawtooth wave goodness... sounds like a work of Katsuhiro Hayashi), but it gets horrible as soon as you press start. Ugh. Oh, and you only get a total of ten lives to do it all.