"The Spider"
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  • this videos are after the end game when scott die?

  • greg is back

  • @Mastermav11 In what epsiode and season? I know he left after he heard what claire said, but hes still roaming the house. Does he make interaction still?

  • @Spenc878787 he came back season 6 episode 13 reunion

  • halo is the best

  • At least the bowl is clean.

  • lolollololollolololololoololol­loollololololollololololollolo­lolloloolloloooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­olllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooollllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllh­ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha­hahahhahalololloolollllolo

  • hehe

  • 2:56 for swan dive.

  • i once fell over a pile of fig rolls myself :3

  • screw u arbiter. even tho R.E did have bad graphics and he said out of defense

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  • fucking couldnt breath when arby got scared.

  • swan dive..

  • Hahahaha

  • greg sucks dick lolollo

  • i so wanna make arbiter play resident evil 1 where the giant spiders are. see if he'lll freak out even more

  • The title of this episode always makes me think of Megamind. lol "The speeider!"

  • This show should be on adult swim

  • @98wwf dude thats an awesome idea. It would fit right in with all the other weird shows they have on there.

  • :rofl:

  • Majora's Mask for the win!

  • Last week, my friend couldn’t take care of his pet tarantula anymore. His initial plan was to just kill the thing, because nobody offered to take it. I eventually took it in, and after finding out that my friend hadn't named the poor guy, just called him "his spider" (he only had him for about 2 weeks) I finally settled on naming him "Greg". I’m not sure if Jon would be proud or embarrassed. : /

  • 2:56 Thumbs up for chief's swan dive!

  • aw greg is sweet :D felt bad for him :(

  • Poor spider : (

  • Chief just throwing the bowl into the sink just cracks me up every time.

  • i got a ps3 add

  • 10:20 LMFAO

  • 10:17 LOLOLOLOL

  • what about cortana?

  • @TheKingofSparta2 she was also abducted but the slien did not had interest in woman and launched her to the sun (or some hot place)

  • What ever happened to tod and Travis

  • @WowStudios5 SPOILER (if you dont know what happened) they got abducted by an alien then the alien had sex with there butts and then he killed them

  • @WowStudios5

    They were raped by a gay alien that looks like jons chin

    it killed cortana straight away because the alien was gay

    also todd and travis made a cameo in the episode where they argue about which machinima makers are the best (they were the two dudes who liked darkspire films)

  • Lol, I wonder how long chief will stay suspended

  • hahahahahahahaha!

  • lolollolololololololololololol­olololololololololololololol omgwtf ah! aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh : .( help! holy flying fuck arbiter help heh  please its tn here o god help fucking hell im so scared aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah­hhhh now thats funny stuff

  • lololololololololol this stuff is so fucking funny

  • If Greg just wanted to hang why was he dry humping Chief in the bathroom?

  • lmfao

    

  • soo funny lol

    

  • Lololololololololololololol

  • 10:10 omd.. i lol'd so hard it hurt!

  • "stop eating those!" "theyre yummy!" ":3" "i call them yums" "yum" XD

  • Jons razor =his dildo

  • lololol

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololol that was epic XD masterchief rocks

  • the spidsar wuz there and it made me fucking :(

  • arbitur thers a big ass spidar over heer.

  • oh god this is an arbty n chief classic episode right here

  • Haha I think arbiter shit his pants

  • Greg?

    ...Greg the spider?

    goddammit....

  • I felt bad for Greg when he wrote "Just wanted to hang :(". Lol but roflmao on chief wanting to kick Greg's ass but getting webbed the fuck up lololololol! Poor chief tho :P

  • 10:13 lmao almost fuckin died

  • Greg the Spider needs to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • I AM GREG!!!

  • Yeh lol

  • did anyone else see the shaving blade on johns dildo

  • @That1Guy1999 That was the joke, it's a electric razor, but chief's demented mind tends to get the better of him...in fact it ALWAYS get's the better of him

  • you knew it wasn't gonna go well for chief when he said he was gonna kick it's ass

  • i think minecraft music would fit at the "just wanted to hang" part

  • Greg! :D

  • poor spider :(

  • Who else felt bad for Greg?

  • 2:57

    SWAN DIVE

  • I cant remember what episode Chief tries to kill Greg!!?!?!

  • @Myzebraz Stag Night.

  • apparently a spider way of hanging out in Canada is to jump on master cheif and seemingly rape P.S. I'm not "hating" just putting it out there.

  • SWAN DIVE

    thumbs up if you understand that joke

  •  MOTHER FUCKING DICK NUGGETS! i fucking rofled at that.

  • "i call them yums"

    "yum"

    "Everyone else calls them indigestion tablets"

  • @Adonnus100 YEH AND I'M INDIGESTING THEM

  • if greg wanted to hang, why did he jump chief when they were in the  bathroom?

  • LMFAO SWAN DIVE

  • Am I the only one who died loling when chief got attacked by greg?

  • @MrDante109 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Did I miss an episode where Chief lost a foot?

  • @Nickman32 He cut his foot off in the 40 minute special EndGame. Check it out, It's hilarious.

  • @MCPlayer117 if you pay attention after chief throws it on the ground it's a shaver

  • (6:38) WHAT HAPPENED TO CHIEF'S FOOT!?

  • @TheYuuzhan I think he only has one foot...

  • @TheYuuzhan He cut it off in an attempt to acquire recon armour.

  • Bcuz you were getting anal

  • Bcuz you were getting anal

  • y thus everyone love greg??

  • SWAN DIVE!

  • kill it !!!!!!!111

  • SWAN DIVE!

  • He probably couldnt of made it through the spiders room in majoras mask lol

  • water bill:9999999999999$

  • hahah check it out i found jons dildo

  • Greg FTW

  • if arbitr is scared of that wait till he sees the spider boss in twilight princess: armogohma.

    armogohma must be related to queen gohma in OOT

  • He'd probably shit himself(not literally) if he saw Lord of the Rings 3 with the scene with Shelob chasing Frodo xD

  • Lol Arbiter is arachnophobic xD

    Then how can he say Legend of Zelda is one of his favoritest gamest of all time if most of the enemies in OoT are Spiders, especially in the Deku Tree xD

    I bet u if he played Twilight Princess and saw that Big Spider Boss, he'd shit bricks, drop the controller, and run into the bathroom xD

  • Lol Greg xD

    First it was Chief, then Arbiter, then Cortana, then Todd & Travis, then Scott, then Mario Sonic Luigi & Toad, now it's Greg xD

  • I hate that I can't spell for shit too

  • It sucks 2 be me because I'm arachnophobic and preg scared the shit out of me more than your mon scares shit out of the toilet

  • y does everyone love greg??

  • So stupid the game literally tells you to be happy xD

  • MOTHER FOCKING DICK NUGGETS GET IT AWAY!!! Y CANT SPIDERS JUST FUCK OFFF!!!

  • That swan dive was fucking amazing.

  • silver rupee worth 100 rubpees your pretty happy x3

  • Greg I luv youu ;w;

  • Mother fucking dock nuggets is my favorite part

  • SWAN ,DIVE!

  • Yeh adn im indigesting them... BEAST

  • my favourite episode..

  • gregz!1!!!!!1!!!!1come bac plz plz plz pzl pzl plz pzl pzl pzl

  • Because the spider was right there and made me fuckin :(

  • Swan dive 2:57

  • Lol remember arbiter  Cheifs signature line

  • List of Thumb Up: CHIEF: LOLOLOLOLO, Suck my ball, hand in air, worst play ninenido, closed door, swan drive, kick spider ass, hang web. ARBITER: Jeues fuck christ, Play all time, fall, get lost, load of biscuit, shock, friend with greg. GREG: face to face, on kitchen, attack chief, sad, write said want hang out, alway write on paper, play scabble, play games

  • I totally lost it when the spider tackled chief XD

  • dog treats hahahaha

  • swan dive......

  • @00:31 you can see the most epic game which was ever made. Horay!

  • epic swan dive

  • Wait, he has a MIRROR Shield, But scared of 1 Spider in the whole game??? How did he get past anything in this game??

  • arby: i will go if you go with me

    chief: .... i will go with you

    arby: seriously?

    chief: yes, i got your back

    door opens, arby walks out, door slams shut

    classic.

  • Swan Dive FTW

  • SWAN DIVE

  • it made me fucking sad face.. lmfao

  • a beautiful swan dive, sir

  • I hate that Greg leaves for ever

  • this has to be one of the best episodes ever

    thumps up! if u think so :)

  • @pinheadman665 watch jon's latest video's, (if you haven't seen them yet) he gives a behind the scenes look at how he produces the shows, as well as explain graphical details n stuff.

  • @Rampersquad

    Yeah, I saw them. What comment of mine were you responding to?

  • @pinheadman665 i can't find it, ... oh well ...

    Praise MS lol

  • @Rampersquad the wedding?

  • @back2edge4u its hard to say which is the best, people should vote and say which are the top 10 or something. Teh Wedding r a ossim oen tuuuu. ;)

  • 2:56, SWAN DIVE

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  • @MCPlayer117 Y NOT?

  • hahah Check it Out i Fond Jon's Dildo

  • Arbitur r u :)?

  • im an arachnophobe and i love greg.

  • nvm i made mistakez of commentingz without finishin video

  • poor spider :(

  • and cool!!

  • dramatic

    

  • Greg is awesome.

  • OMGWTF 6:45

    

  • skip intro @ 0:25

     ^^^^^

    LLLLLLAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEE

  • I was actually just playing that game...amazing game, but OoT is better.

  • arby was playin scrabble with that spider before so why cant he go near him again?

    .

    and why is master chiefs foot randomly back again?

  • @TheGanjaman202 because your watching the season before they were friends...

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  • I love the music playing during the 1st scene with Greg.I believe it is called Die Fledermaus.

  • swan dive!

  • Greg! Best spider ever!

  • i seriously dont care about any other of the supporting characters who have been in Arby 'n' the Chief

    i only <3 one and that one is Greg =)

  • @MrLePov I'm pretty sure when Arby and Chief are gonna be saved by him again when they take down the rest of chaos theosis

  • @MixmasterWright as long as he comes back at all, i'll be happy =p

  • i miss Greg ='(

  • SWAN DIVE! ROFLMAO

  • hard to believe that's just over a year after this vid was made

  • @kampfer202 look at the date, 2010

  • For people who said it was a waste of water:

    The water wasn't drinkable anyway.

  • @Blade8745 Wasteable water? He live in Canada right? Not freaking "Nonwateristan".

  • 6:43 chiefs plan backfires on him LOL!

  • is it the same greg or what?

  • It was SUCH a waste of water

  • arby n the chief is ossum 4 having soooo much stupids.

    -But a competent character balances the stupid character's chaos.

    -in returns the returd has sumones 2 torrments!

    I am greatful for this show. I don't care if I have to wait 2 months for a new one.

  • I like how the volume of the water went higher, lower and then higher again..

  • I love Greg the spider!!

  • I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEEEEG

  • I appreciate the effort John has put into the story recently, but I miss the stupid Chief comments sometimes.

  • poor spider just wanted to hang....*crying face* :'(