Shimajiro: How To Wipe

[rrmer99]

Bedina

[erinbristow1]

see, this is why japs jealos america. they wash their hands and wipe thier ass together...

[pepemapache]

Dumb tiger is dumb!

[MrPacMan1999]

I don't speak Japanese

[shougo946]

早ようんち出したら

[LighttheHedgehogable]

oh hell no. there's still poop there.

[Megamoron39]

Well weed can somtimes give good ideas...but not this time...the writer of this was frosted for sure!

(frosted=when at the top effect of the drug effect)(a lot asked me what it means!)

[messergames]

FURRIES!!

[lovedetectiveconan01]

OMG O_O why am I watching this ?! xD xD xD and before I go to bed ? xD

[phsychowolf143]

butt rape at 1:05

[StarbellFairy]

*horrified*

1:30 "OMC"

[RedSpyAsBluSpy]

2:07 by by shit paper

[RedSpyAsBluSpy]

1:52 shoot them in the face

[RedSpyAsBluSpy]

paper: is that crap tiger: yes it is shit

[BlueDeadInk]

when my parents walked in they told me to watch porn

[I000and1]

I have nightmares know fuuuuuucccccckkkkk

[Thunderbirds1001]

i heard zuccini shit

[kimmycocopoof]

He is so cqt

[CupQuaKeXo3]

wash your hands

[JuniorSinister8D]

Thank you for showing your but. And I notice the Toilet Rack likes to fly, so relating to GW's comment, you are DEFINITELY high

[tiltus1]

@JuniorSinister8D

bye bye I understood

also the part of well whiping your behind

[JuniorSinister8D]

who uploads these ok if your toilet paper starts talking to you go to hospital because i sure ive never seen talking toilet paper .

[magicandmadness]

Finally, I have learned how to wipe my ass. Thank you Japan.

[yeshuaisraeli]

@magicandmadness LMAO

[SenorCheezits]

Thumbs up if you're fucking stoned right now, this is the funniest video ever!!!!! Hahahahaahahahahahah

[4444Puppylover]

And pause at 1:58

[4444Puppylover]

Lol pause at 1:34

[Cp80168]

Ewwww !

how did I get here

[Clairisawesome12]

Where are the American subtitles?

[jtwith]

@Clairisawesome12 *English, you poor soul...English...

[yodleyadle]

How did he poop on his buttcheeks?

[discoparty1812]

why did i watch this 0_o

[FoxxyNeko]

Is he stoned?

I mean he talks to bathroom items and his eyes are HUGE

[doobiesmoke15]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SHIT IN WOODS LIKE OTHER TIGGERS

[psudeoaccount]

Knowing Japan, I'd be more surprised if their potty training videos weren't like this.

[Bonclyak]

i really don't know how i got here

[yukilover2020]

1. toilet paper roll seems oddly fine with the kid half naked...

2. mom isnt helping...

3. i get it already, STOP SINGING!

4. PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS!

5. if he washed his hands after wiping....why doesnt she?

5.

[yuito1009futuremirai]

みみりん・らむりんの「おしっこの後は、おしりふき。」のコーナ­ーもしてほしいな。

女児の為にも、教育は必要なのだ。

[Josef1994]

WTH my toilet sucks.... If I put that much toilet paper in then it clogs D-=<

[blackopsrulz26]

...

[TDAurock]

1. Why the lump did I watch this?

2. Why was the stupid kid screaming at his underwear?

[alexisanimelover]

I wish I had toliet paper that tells u ur ass is not clean

[vidaliasweet]

....and that concludes 3 pointless hours of playing around on youtube. Thank you and goodnight!

[Cornbunny]

o__o This videos are scary. Veeery scary.



[CowGetsQuaad]

Look mom, my ass is shine OMFG

[MMDWhiteRockShooter]

dot



[Mineav]

I showed this to my youngster; it didn't help a lot. Maybe I need to teach him Japanese first. It has helped me greatly, though--I'm a master of wiping now!

[Borin81]

just wipe that shit off your ass cheeks son, no need for singing.

[BattlefieldGoodCompa]

O_____________________________­o..

[bloodriotiori]

roughly translated : yo cat thing, you still got some doo doo chunks on yo ass

[Epicninjaable]

When you are driving in a race

and it splatters in your face

Diarrhea

Diarrhea

[SuperPinky678]

That's perverted

[frank1990007]

2:05 GHOST POOP

[peonies97]

Now I finally know how to wipe my ass! Thanks internets people :)

[VanillaSwirI]

This is great.

[DarkMetaKnight266]

Why am i watching this? O_o

[noumercy]

what the.... i can stand it anymore ! loooooollllll ghahahahahahahahahaha

[BaconGames]

That tiger kid's ass is CLEAN.

[yoav28]

This Japanese porn sucks!

[XsharkunX]

Culte ! xD

[JoshuaFVrooman]

I hate my friend for posting this on facebook.

That shit was disturbing.

[guitardrumskate]

I found this video difficult to masturbate to

[Thepiehaslanded]

doesnt his mom notice the floating tp?

[Dandadudemedia]

Can't wait for the video game!!

[123whatmeworry]

Meanwhile in Japan...

[FMAiscool]

ププ! :D

[bluh654]

Pedobear approves.

[Tertyu48]

How do the particles stay on the side of the buttocks where the shit doesn't reach, magic? D:

[floridakees]

That's enough Internet for me

[20bigd01]

my hands never sparkel

[Voxeril]

Surly some of his shit gets stuck in the hairs

[eba124izzy]

21 people never learned to wipe :C



[IHartPie101]

TP roll: Shimajiro, I'm glad you were so brave! Do you think you can save us the next time you shit cameras?

Shimajiro: Fuck yeah! *he and his mother wash hands* Now I'm certain no cameras are on my hands! YAY!

Mom: You saved us all, shimajiro!

Shimajiro: Yeah!

Mom: Yeah!

Both: The world is safe, but for how long?

[IHartPie101]

TP roll: Now wipe that ass before the aliens bring death and destruction to us all!

Shimajiro: Let's get this shit done!

Mom: HI!!! Ha, looks like the aliens got to you, son! We'll soon fix that! Tp to the rescue! *they break into another song as shimajiro's mom joyously wipes his ass* All the cameras are gone!

Shimajiro: Yay, no more death or asscams! I'm so fucking happy to be alive!

Mom: That was a close one, son! Let's send these asscams back to hell where they belong!

TP roll: Bye! :P

[IHartPie101]

TP roll: They're researching what diseases we are suceptible to, how our minds work, all with cameras in your ass!

Shimajiro: NOT MY ASS!

TP roll: So get that shit off you before you kill us all! You can do it!

Shimajiro: Thanks, mister toilet paper!

Both: Cameras! Cameras! Cameras go away! Aliens, stay away, we are gonna wipe! *they break into an elaborate song about properly disposing of alien asscams*

TP roll: Still a few left!

Shimajiro: Not a problem!

TP roll: That's the spirit!

[IHartPie101]

Shimajiro: Ahh, finally! *goes to wipe, but the tp roll randomly comes to life*

TP roll: Wait, Shimajiro!

Shimajiro: The fuck?

TP roll: Don't tell anyone, but- *leans in closer* You have cameras in your ass.

Shimajiro: What the hell are you talking about?

TP roll: Those little brown things! *points to ass* That is no ordinary shit. It was planted there by aliens!

Shimajiro: Aliens?

TP roll: They've come to destroy us all if you don't stop them from gathering info!

[nichiryas]

total fail...

[MikuYagami]

if my mom saw me talking to my toliet roll holder..she would think im high.

[Sullytofu]

Wow. Just....... wow.

[KenshinObsessor]

o.O At the end, I believe I heard something about a sparkling butt...

[Shadowdyce11]

I'm in that part of Youtube again...

[RobloxColdplay765]

His mom sounds like an 18 year old :P

[GW2nerd]

when your toilet paper talks to you you know your high.

[REAPER3382]

5$ theres hentai for this

[toxicfarts911]

@REAPER3382 I already found some before I found the original.

[NorthernIrishKitty]

I was watching this in school to show my friends and r teacher said he showed his lil girl that (hes from japan) we all could help but laugh

[Montosify]

WTF §_§'

[CHACH208]

So after I wipe I say bye bye to my crap

[whyilikedogs]

I bet the same guys who make hentai make this crap...

[bananaoncrack4]

..........The toilet paper roll touch his ass!!! 0:27 O.o pervert......just like me :P

[RabbidPeanutButter]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[CaptainRano]

Hey at least they've got a normal toilet this time

[sonicflame22]

why the heck am i actually watching this

[southkid1992]

1. this show makes taking shits and pisses look like the funnest thing in the world

2. That was shit on the camera of a minors ass

3. He just got anal raped

[Bakadean1]

the toilet roll is a fucking pervert O_O

[eyeshild21fan]

1:34 butt rape!!

[tarek12mig]

now im takeing a lunch :D....WTF

[Johwani]

OMG!

[otakugamer47]

My mom was NEVER that happy to wipe me...

[Jeffrocks10]

@otakugamer47 my mom was when i was 2 but then she was sorta normal about it

[bloodriotiori]

@otakugamer47 mine still isn't :(

[FoxxyNeko]

@otakugamer47 she walked into the bathroom with toilet paper!!

[BabyGirlzRulez]

0:06 that plop sounds bad...

[ashleyismyname4525]

SHINY BUT CLOSE UP AT 1:59

[ashleyismyname4525]

the toilet paper touched his ass it must be a pervert

[rosita4111411]

hes afraid of his poo...

[CrazyClara101]

well at least they didn't draw a wang on him

[pipdawg152therealone]

@CrazyClara101 actually on other vids of this he does have 1

[TheQueenz88]

I wish someone would wipe my ass

[HeartlessKailynn]

I wish my ass sparkled...

[biOh4z4Rd1]

-is scarred for life- 

[Schatteneidechse]

If this song wasn´t about ass whiping I would totally learn by rote XXDD Lol Great melody!

[BakaBatsudo]

i want my mom to come in the bathroom now a break into song with the toilet paper and me as she wipes my ass.

[Vaxonblue]

What the fuck?

[TheSovietdino]

Is it me or i am watching this?....

[Aceinspadessuit]

My ass doesn't sparkle....am I doing it wrong?

[crdv13]

1:56 Why my ass doesn't have sparkles like this?

[LadyIcarusXIII]

His mum is way too enthusiastic to wipe him.

[MrMeowmeowthecat]

is this wrong this gaveme a bonor

[extondude]

they enjoyed that far too much, thats not healthy...

[lordxheroth]

OMG I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS IT HURTS!!!!! First of all, WHY IS HOW TO POOP AND HOW TO WIPE ON SEPARATE TUTORIALS?????

[guy8823]

ohhh.. so that's what the toilet paper is used for. i always thought  that that'y .what you do with the cat

[fujiwaranosai25]

i got a face full of adolescent tiger ass

[HartuBeatu]

to wipe your ass place your hand behind youm and wipe forward, or backward

[USattackattack]

my ass aint sparkly!? :(

[USattackattack]

SHIT DINGLEBERRYS!!!

[user29639]

i cant believe japanese watch this BS

[catmayan11]

Who enjoys wiping a kids ass? LIKE SERIOUSLY, SHIT IS IN HIS ASS AND ITS LIKE FUCKING AIR FRESHENER D:

[Gothgrl102]

Dat ass

[fancyhearingbell]

Oh my god, there's an updated version of this?

[JuliaaaJustKidding]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHA

[LordHonkInc]

Shit just got surreal.

[youjustreadthisha]

Now thats what I call motivation!

[VJP8464]

Hahaha they put sparkles on his ass!!!!!

[anane79]

1:32

wtf did i just watch a video about wiping ass U_u

[fredimo2]

wtf is wrong with japan

[SladeForelly]

poop never was so fun

[SladeForelly]

Lol another normal day in japan...

[afrasiabi96]

Through the video it showed the tiger kids ass.

[afrasiabi96]

I all almost pissed in myself laughing

[pinkpokadot100]

@afrasiabi96 I'm crying at these comments XD

[10Shadowxx]

WTF

[Jimpiedepimpie]

Isnt this considerd hardcore porn?

They would never get away with this showing it on tv.

[AirzelGekisho]

DAT ASS.

[ThirdTERMINATOR]

i didn't know tigers had sparkly arses when they wiped it

[Ookamiboy12]

toilet paper: LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANT TO THRUST MY FACE UP YOUR ASS HOLE!

kid: FUCK YEAH!

toilet paper: GOD DAMMIT, YOU SUCK AT THIS! THRUST MY FACE IN YOU MORE YOU PIECE OF SHIT TIGER!

*pedo-mom appears* LET ME HELP YOU WIPE YOUR RANCID ASS HOLE!

kid: FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! NOW LETS SING A SONG ABOUT WIPING MY ASS!

i've managed to translate the video, though im not 100% sure about it, but this is basically the gist of what they're saying

[oceanhell2]

Gee, Dora sure is different in Japan...

[y3llowflash200]

looks like hes still gotr some

[DeathStalk15]

Ok that is the wiredest jap cartoon evar!

[coolpivotguy22]

i think there trying to teach kids that if you don't wipe good

your ass will itch like hell.

[OtakaBaka]

ich glub, ich kotz gleich....

[richardaburt]

@segaface well said hahah

[XxMissbombomxX]

How did i go from Gintama to this?! XD

~(^.^)~

[hellinasproskopos]

1:30 WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE !

[ilovepoopooalot]

i see shimajiros poop :)

[AnimeGirl5634]

I wish I would go to the bathrom, and then it was sing-a-long time :I

[segaface]

HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS:

Step one: Spaz out if there's shit on your ass.

Step two: Sing along with a toilet-paper holder.

Step three: Get your mom to finish the job.

[Belikel]

@segaface I am 25 and it still works :D

[Nacionarg]

If this people get so happy for s single turd... imagine the party they make when someone gets diarrhea.

[xXIKE455Xx]

@Nacionarg LOLOLLOLOL

[AsterBarnivere]

Apparently in Japan, everyone is happy to wipe eachothers's asses to the point of them sparkling, toilets and toilet paper talks, shit and piss smiles as you flush it down the toilet.... I'm confused..

[recordmeplayme]

i wish my ass can sparkle.

[PukyBear]

@recordmeplayme Edward Cullen's ass sparkles too XDDD

[frishcanmishca]

I think there basically tryin to say if u don wipe properly u will get skid marks

[ddrmaxman]

What the heck did I just watch?

[Andrew12345678ist]

why is shimajiro always taking a crap

[PukyBear]

@Andrew12345678ist The purpose of his life... ?? =D

[xXIKE455Xx]

@Andrew12345678ist he has cholera xD

[MahBoi22]

Today must be a slow day if I'm sitting here watching a Japanese cartoon about wiping one's ass.

[2BraidsSweetFace]

Ok, for the first;

@ 1:32 That just looks SO illegal...

And I want my butt to shine like mad every time I wipe my ass, too!! (1:58)

Damn it they just make EVERYTHING cute!

[Osamoyou]

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