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  • Jedi philosophy is actually stolen from Stoic philosophy in ancient Greece and then Lucus added the Jedi powers to it. 

  • one day you'll be unarmed and a dude will be bashin your head with an iron bar. then we'll see how funny you find it.

    jedi church!?

    they were just some geeks playing dressup. dont deserve to be beaten or laughed at by an atheist punk.

  • Cursed be the ground for our sake. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for us. For out of the ground we were taken, for the dust we are... and to the dust we shall return.

  • It's sooooooooooooo funny he went and beat people up with a metal pole -.- Seriously, some of the people they let present on tv nowdays, this isn't journalism, this is fucking bullshit... oh wait

  • Cenk is a dumb-fuck. Just because somebody lists their religion as Pastafarian doesn't mean that they believe in the FSM and the Jeti Church people are just joking to. I bet Cenk wouldn't think it was so funny if he was just minding his own business and some drunk with an iron bar showed up and beat the shit out of him.

  • im from uk londen ive never heard of this jedi rubbish americans always say in the uk this and that but all these mad stories come from USA like poeple obductid by alliens

    flying soucers nazis and now jedi s in a church thats just not going two happen in the uk we are far ahead of your fantasy

  • that man is an Idiot! What a disrispectful, ignorant, foolish, prick.

  • the uk jedi thing was a joke, people claimed to be jedi to see if they could get enough 2disciples#2 to have it officially listed as a religion under UK law

  • @jpkm123 lol

  • @jpkm123

    and also an excuse to wear hoods in places where they are not allowed like government buildings etc

  • I would of loved to be the cop breaking this up

  • This is an example of bad journalism.. even misleading the title so that people will click it. You guys makes me sick

  • YOU GUYS SUCK ! 

  • you know....sometimes i see on youtube comments "o see this is how stupid and ignorant americans are" and(being american) im like: Hey Fuck you.......but with the young turks.....well i have no rebuttal

  • caption fail

  • I think a Jedi church is a very strange thing. However these two are the biggest DB's I've ever seen. I'd fuck her though.

  • @Bigmanmike4 ....

  • why do people watch these hacks?

  • For this census i converted from the jedi to dudism. The dude abides.

  • Dudes, the jedi church in britain was a legendary practical joke where during a census if enough people claimed to be followers of a religion, it would become officially recognised, so people went around telling everyone to list their religion as jedi and now its an official religion in britain. they arent people who take it seriously. young turks are twats

  • just skip ! =)) fuck ya

  • gtfo. i was looking forward to vader pwnin some serious jedi ass.

  • @cecildn dude shut the fuck up, keep those religious views to youre fucken self!! Its not insane, its what people belive in! I myself belive in christianity and god but not those stories, sure, but i dont call other people insane. What the hell is wrong with you!?

  • Genk is such a jackass.

  • i just watched the video on bbc, he wasn't even wearing a darth vader costume or anything like that, just some dude with a trash bag wrapped around his neck, and saying darth vader, like some little retarded kid just playing with his friends. why are they even talking about this?

  • but you guys from "TheYoungTurks" DO get, that the jedi church is a joke, right? I mean, you didn't actually take it serious, did you? if you in fact DID, what do you think about the "emperor gets a job"-video? oh puh-leeeaze, let me know! xD

  • @LycanRace well... the military recognizes the jedi church as a religion and will put it on your dog tags, (which they do) then it becomes less of a joke and more ridiculous.

  • @SCEzeric how is it any more ridiculous than say, the bible? both are just forms of media chronicling fictitious events that happened "A long time ago." It always blows my mind how Christians Muslims or any religious person gets away with not being put in an insane asylum.

  • @SCEzeric r u serious? O.o

  • A gentleman coming in with an iron pole beating defenseless people...

    Thats sure gentlemanly =3

  • Darth Vader owned the fuck out of them.

  • ya punked out like a bitch :D

  • This isn't Vader's lowest moment of course, he recently tried robbing a bank and got caught a few weeks later. Economy's rough for the Empire right now Sidious filed for chapter 11 three years ago.

  • this guy is the biggest fuckwit

  • The dark shall fail with 171 people, 

  • Sure, the people who believe they are Jedi are very foolish... but you shouldn't laugh at other people'e pain... Jerks.

  • Press 4 for Jizz

  • that bitch needs to give me a tit fuck, while the "old turk" watches crying.

  • Thumbs up if you sat for 3 minutes waiting to see him beat up a Jedi.

  • Why is it that every GD thing that's fucked up comes from the u.k.? Anybody else notice this? I guess they're the only ones who have enough balls to actually put balls on their faces...

  • Yeah ! You belive in a Zombie. Doesn't matter how crazy something someone else belives in is ...

  • I totally want to be in that church! That is the first time i've ever said that.

  • within the boxed wine there is untold power

  • ahahahaha this is the best TYT video i've seen in sooooo long LOL

  • Dude, the people you disagree with got hurt and you laugh at them. The one you agree with gets drunk and hurts people and you glorify with him?? Find them ridiculous if you want, but leave people alone if they aren't hurting anyone. Unsubscribed.

  • @ShantiAumShantiAum I'm sure they are truly broken up because they lost your subscription... tool.

  • what u got against jedi? scumbag...

  • the true power of the dark side is boxed wine

  • LMFAO jedi fags !

  • Funny as fuck

  • why did nobody film that? WHYYYYYYYY???

  • The dark Side showed its Superiority once again! We may have lost Cheney, but the Sith will recover and arise again.

  • i wish the death star would use their ion cannon's and blow these 2 past where Alderaan used 2 b

  • pics or it didnt happen fucking local news.

  • his face, his voice, his movement i want to hit his face!!!!

  • for the record, 0.7% of english people dont actually consider themselves part of the jedi church, its just a silly thing some people do to take the piss out of the census.

  • why do i want to strangle the young turks? and i hate star wars

  • Vader would have got fucked up if he tried to pull that shit on me

  • fuck you guys, where's the video!!!

  • "come on come on come on" shut the fuck up. you always say that. why don't you just show the video your talking about?

  • dude such a effing racist just like me saying

    "I AM GOD u shall follow my comand muhahahaha"

    "God dosnt exist!"

    The male guy is not funny and a horrible comentator

  • This male commentator is.. not.. classy. Or entertaining. 

  • These guys are fucking assholes. If the people at TYT can read this, fuck you.

  • @GangsterFish78 haha ur one of the people who got their ass kicked aren't u

  • Dafttool is a dumbfuck. Faux is not clever, it makes no fucking sense at all.

  • if more than 10 thousand people worldwide believe in something like jedi or scientology it is reconised as a real religion... still its kinda stupid yet jedi makes more sense than christianity, no offence intended to christians its just my opinion. also young turks show us a fucking clip

  • @InsanityOne89 Ok that makes no sense.....the christianity part only though.....

  • @InsanityOne89 The whole Jedi Star Wars thing was BASED on Christianity.. There are countries and ethnic backgrounds in the real world for every Government, race and alien in Star Wars. The only thing that doesn't make sense about Christianity is your poor understanding of it.

  • @DemitriousMercury lol you forgot to add on your channel page that your also the worlds greatest psychologist you managed to know someones entire understanding of a religion from one comment on the net. You sir are incredible...

    now i feel obligated to call you a god bothering retard who needs to learn to read an entire comment not go all simple minded read half and comment get pissed and reply, as i stated its just my opinion not yours hence the reason i wrote it. GOD IS AN ASSHOLE

  • @InsanityOne89 What? Dude, your opinion is based on Nathan.. So it stands on Nathan.. Therefore there is no explanation.. You don't even understand why you're a heathen.. I guess it's just your opinion

  • @DemitriousMercury first of i may not be a heathen for all you know a heathen is someone who doesnt belong to any (most commonly muslim jewish or christianity) major following of religeon so i could be a jew... but in all reality im a heathen and i understand perfectly why im a heathen, im agnostic and my mentality is such that i cant believe in something that may or may not be true, therefore i cant belong to any religion at all without seeing more evidence than word of mouth and books

  • @InsanityOne89 Fair enough.

  • jedi is an actual religion...

  • i guess they had it coming

  • 9/11 <3

  • I hate how the Young Turks never shows us the clip- they just tell us their unwanted opinions and commentary bullshit. If you're gonna talk about it for 3 whole minutes, at least show us the fucking clip!

  • Dumbass, when they were doing the census form in England, people were told that of a certain number of people put it down then it would have to be a recognised religion, they were taking the piss. In summary only an American would consider themselves part of the jedi church.

  • @ninemen123 wow you are so fucking racist. I know that your just jealous of the Americans. That or your mad because they didn't let you through the border XD.

    Everyone is jealous of the Americans XD we the best

  • @TheOlivierpo No I like Americans, but what I said is true lol

  • @TheOlivierpo

    You must be crazy. Less fast food and TV for you from now on.

  • That was good sauce lol

  • Take out the Star Wars stuff from Jediism, and it looks like a very legitimate and real religion. There are a lot of misconceptions about it though. I dont belong to the church, I just did a little bit of research. Seems interesting.

  • @LotusDragon09 You're right about that. The whole "Jedi Code" thing is actually pretty respectable. I dunno about it being a religion, as in any religion I ever heard of, there is always an object of worship. As far as I know, the Jedi don't worship the force, they just take from it an understanding of the world around them. And when you look at like that, it really doesn't seem that crazy. There are, of course, some dudes that take it too far, but the same can be said for any religion, really.

  • Just the way she says about how many british people are Jedi makes it seem like America has non, America has the bulk of the religon to let you know

  • Ohh man, i WOULD kill to see that!

  • 300,000 people being 0.7% of uk is a pretty bad figure, not even close.

  • both these news presenters are JERKS

  • LMAO... I love this story.

  • wow another point for intolerance toward odd religions right...... well exercising my 1st amendment right, FUCK THESE PUSSY NEWS CASTERS!!!! maybe they should research their material before slamming it on youtube. so with that said MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

    PS I am a Jedi-ism follower, dont know about it? Ask about it, there are more of us than you might think and our numbers are growing. ASK!

  • wow that newsman is a dick

  • All to easy.

  • darth vader is a fucking heroe, its official.

  • Darth Vader : All to easy

  • hehehe...church of the jedi...who do you think are members? People with guts who are willing to make a stand in a real fight? More likely hardcore escapists who run when they can't hide behind someone else...as proven here.

  • this dude is a pretentious douchebag. fuck em.

  • does this guy seriously think he's funny?

    turks...

  • Barney Jones isnt a jedi name

  • Where is the video of him beating the jedi i wanna see it

  • Such is the power of the Dark Side! Those Jedi had no chance! ^^

  • Fuck all turk scum!!!! You filthy ingrates are nothing but murderers and thieves!!!!

  • @Volturis Somebodys mad, did you mum leave your dad for a turkish guy?

  • The Jedi Church in England was done as a joke one year on a cesus

  • i LOL"D so HARD

  • just becuase u dont undrstand something dosent mean u have to take the piss out of it. i'm a proud Jedi. if some dick came into my Jedi church and started hitting everyone... i'd deck him. i would ram the pole up his arse!! he come out sayin fuckin hell never new bruce lee was in there!

  • @drtrekwars lol a star trek fan that claims hes a jedi.....r u also a 40 year old virgin that lives with his mom....retorical question trekky

  • @planetx9009 that's where your wrong.... i'm a fan of star wars, doctor who AND star trek. an im also 17.... check my profile page planetx9009 :)

  • The force has always existed and always will.

    Our faith in the force existed well before the fictional Star Wars movies brought popular recognition to the terminology and concepts that our members always innately held, but had difficultly describing in a shared forum.

    morality existed prior to the movies. The movies do not in any way legitimise nor negate the legitimacy of the Jedi Church. They are merely a discussion point"

    They did punk out however... That is agreed.

  • what were the people at the church thinking when the dude came inside talkiing shit?

  • I am totally planning to do this to a freaking catholic church, that would be fun!!! pounding on some of those crazy priests....

  • @sadbutbenji Yeah!!! Lets do it:)

  • @sadbutbenji You mean dressed up as the devil? Man you wouldn't get 5 steps in the door, they'd tackle you and probably beat you to death.

  • mwahahah another victory for the dark side

  • you two are jackasses, the jediism religeon is a beautiful thing, poor jedi...

  • "Whatcha in for, pal?"

    "Trying to kill jedi...I got 5 years..."

  • Did he say point seven percent of England consider themselves part of the Jedi church? Cos ive lived in England a long time and never met a single jedi, and i love star wars.

    This story is fucking H, but i dont want people thinking my country is that goofy.

  • @Fangtorn @Fangtorn what's more is that the incident took place in Holyhead, Anglesey, Wales. The original video is here youtube.com/watch?v=9LHjL5EvfK­s

    I'm offended to be honest because the young turks are glamorising yobbish behaviour and violence and they obviously haven't even seen the video.

  • @darkieschmuckie Oh come on they're not "glamorising yobbish behaviour" they're laughing at the ridiculous nature of the situation. They werent laughing at people being attacked, they were laughing at people pretending to be jedi being attacked by someone pretending to be Darth Vader. I fail to see how that isnt funny.

  • lmfao, it's true what cenk says! they had their chance and they blew it, lol. now their whole religion is probably in shambles.

  • As liberal and open minded as this guy from the young turks is supposed to be, he sure dose come down hard on people for believing in things he doesn't believe in. What a dick.

  • @Vienershmaken He is just giving them shit because it is a funny situation if you don't like it don' fucking watch.

  • @espltd12 Oh, but I will watch it. Not only that, but I'll also leave my honest opinion in the space provided for me to do so. Now, I agree with what you said, in that I don't like it, I don't need to watch it. Not that the video really offended me too much, but since the first time I watched it, I haven't watched it again, until coming back to respond to your eloquent statement to me. If you don't like my comment, don't read it.

  • @Vienershmaken Ok that has nothing to do with the video, also nowhere did I hear him say they shouldn't have done it he was saying it is silly and makes fun of them because they are supposed to be "Jedi Knights" Nowhere did he say the church was wrong or an abomination to other religions he was simply making fun of them in the situation and even said he had no problem with them believing in it.

  • i wish they showed fortage of the Drunk Darth Vader fight

  • darth vader comes in and says:

    IM YOUR FATHER BITCHEEEEEES!!!!

  • Is there a Darth Vader church? I would like to join it

  • these are the only guys that make me laugh anymore on youtube

  • omg if there is a link 2 the video id love you for ever plz some one link 2 me

  • When that guy gets excited, he forgets how to speak.

  • they executed order 66 on the assholes lmao

  • these two are arseholes.

  • the ironic thing is, the force was menifore for Christianity

  • "I AM YOUR FATHER, BITCHES!!!!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo... OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!!"

  • I WANT TO SEE VIDEO!!!

  • 0,7% that sad that they belong to the jedi church is an anty-religion joke(through the census) and you have to admit it is funny as long as you know what it is about!

    when you ask me I am the jedi knight (80 % agnositic 20% ateist)

  • Was it a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away?

  • As mentioned below, 'Jedi' was a protest vote on a consensus held a few years ago.

    You also missed the best part of the story, the accused didn't show up on time to his court hearing, and the Judge issued an arrest warrant accompanied by the words 'I hope the Force will soon be with him...."

  • ana lookin so cute

  • The English registering themselves as Jedi was in part a protest at the lame national census we were asked to take part in and in part a joke. A national publication said that if you can get 15 000 people to subscribe to your religion, that it must be a recognised religion. But it got out of hand and way more people joined. :D

    In the end if was simply a way for atheists to say they're atheist without specifically saying so.

  • star wars is just a movie... the bible is just a book

  • Okay, I'm forming the Church of British Rail... Eventually.

    That will be bigger then the Jedi Church, over in the UK.

    (This story is so screwed up, my god.)

  • Vader! FTW!!!

  • ffs, you'd think at least one of them would've been carrying a machete or a tee ball bat or something.

  • i think I broke my sithilis...lol sorry couldn't help it

  • A drunk guy beats up innocent people with a pole. And because they were star wars fans this is somehow funny? Those laserswords are toys, you can't defend yourself with that. I don't think a jedi church is any less ridiculous than any other church. Scientology was founded by a sci fi writer for god's sake. It was just a movie, the bible is just a book. That drunk guy could have bashed in someone's skull, let's see how much you'd be laughing then.

  • @dawkinsbeagle, you're at a 10 when you need to be at a 2. The story is funny. Viva la darkside.

  • @adronias I guess I'm at ten because its not the first time Cenk's gone after sci fi guys. I wasn't at ten then but it's building up.

  • Actually I think it is an inspiring idea. And besides Jedi Philosophy is inspired in the order of jesuits.

  • That is the greatest single story I've ever heard. I sooo wish I could've been there, that would've been EPIC. But Cenk's right, how are you gonna run? They should all be exiled for not fighting darkness (a.k.a drunkness).

  • man the quality on these old vids sucks

  • jedi church?!?!?!

    ..... hell, why not?

  • @thabooger  i started the sith church

  • @buggyboo81 I'm in!

  • @buggyboo81 better beware, lest a drunk Luke Skywalker with an iron rod shows up to beat the crap out of you :)

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  • Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

    Through passion, I gain strength.

    Through strength, I gain power.

    Through power, I gain victory.

    Through victory, my chains are broken.

    The Force shall free me.

  • @basementcat1999 There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorace; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no choas; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force.

  • Yeah Scientology, catholacism, all of the relegions are not really all that awesome at least there it's a group of people gathering to talk about what they believe in. Then you got this Prick who looks like a giant turd with his brown jacket and his greased back hair. Not really pissed about it that guy just annoys me and so does that stupid cunt!

  • Isn't the Jedi Knight religion a joke?

  • At least the Church of Jedi has a good philosophy, you don't see that many good philosophies in other religions. It's like a mix of Taoism and Buddhism with a Code of Chivalry thrown in.

  • starwars is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • im so doing this!

  • You would think Cheney attacking a church would get more play in the news. What do I expect? He got away with shooting a guy in the face for fun and torturing people for a living.

  • Ah, you see, Faux News was right: religion is being attacked...by a drunk guy wearing garbage bag for a cape. Where's the national outcry?

  • In Australia Jedi is an official religion after more than 10000 people in the last census claimed to be Jedi. Scientology is also classified as a cult and illegal in many parts of the country.

  • MAN This is the best video EVER

  • Force = mass times acceleration...

    Iron pipe with the being accelerated by a drunk dude = lots of force...

    dummy lightsaber accelerated by scared starwars geek = less force..

    Lets face it the force is greated with drunk vader....

  • there is a Jedi church ? wtf ? what kind of dorks would go there ? Jedi Dorks ?

  • @Melpheos1er Well, it is better than beliving in Jesus and God or Muhammed and Allah or whatever. Also these guys don't actually belive in this stuff, they just like Star Wars a lot. So they are far less crazy than those other people.

  • @Hamhark98 i would personnaly say that if the Jedi was a religion it would be a very very bad religion as it is a real good vs evil world (with only Darth Vader bringing balance) exactly the world christianity describes.

  • There's nothing wrong with coming together and having fun with this, so being condescending to me seem a bit uncalled for, so bring it down 10 2 as you would say cenk.

  • Yes Cenk you are the bad guy, i do understand why you think people forming a Jedi church is clownish, but they werent asking to get attacked by drunken guy in a darth vader outfit. I know you condemned the attack but only just, i also assume Ana no sci fi fan.

  • Sith ftw!

  • If Jediisum became an offical religion, I'd join, sure as hell would make more since than most religions out there

  • @CyberSpartan66 You'd have to take writing classes before joining.

  • Here in Australia, a few years ago when it was census year, something like 20,000 people wrote in Jedi for a qeustion asking what religion you are apart of, so it got listed as a legal official church. And Cenk, the principles sound good coss george Lucas based a lot of the Jedis's principles from Christianity, Buddism, and Samuri warriorship.