What fits into Russia

[xXlunacosplayXx]

oh wow i was like NOOO he has Italy and now America!! D: who knows what hw would do with them.....

and yes i mean that in a Yaoi way and yes i'm a HUGE Hetalia fan XD

[frodmrv]

just envy motherfucker...

[GermanConquistador08]

..thats not the Ukraine its Kazakhstan...but its still hilarious!

[TheShiteMaster]

I remember watching this on Canadian TV over 30 years ago. One of the funniest shows of all time.

[mewmewlin123456789]

OMG.... his name is Feliks.... That's Poland's name. LOL

[haydenarias]

Too bad the majority of Russian territory is utter wasteland.

[Ladadounis]

hetalia is bullshit anime, fucking gay mangas

[Clawzies]

@Ladadounis I agree. I hate going on any video related to geography or world events and seeing it filled with kawaii yaoi fangirl comments. Kills me inside mang.

[wolf25705]

Sorry.crappy iPad. To hetalia viewers, it's just to easy to pick fun at this.

[wolf25705]

To hetalia viewers this o

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

This is amazing! I can't stop laughing when I see this! Oh, Canada... :)

...

Hetalia comments? Oh well... :D (I do know what it is XD)

[TheSailorHetaliaTeam]

@ProudToNotBeRacist You will watch it or little sister Belarus will make you become one with her.

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@TheSailorHetaliaTeam ... Little sister Belarus? Become one?

Honestly, I do know what Hetalia is :) But I stopped watching it a long time ago...

[MoostacheRevolution]

Everyone will become one with Russia, da?

Pfft,Hetaliarelationsthatatota­lHetalianerdwouldmakebecauseIh­avenolife.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

Hey, I'm Texan... but I laughed out loud at that star crack.

[mzmadmike]

So, Russia is almost as big as Lady Gaga's cunt.

[MolotovRooster]

Fuck Hetalia.

[SkyThePureWhiteWolf]

*is Australian* FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA IS AWESOME! HE HAS FEELINGS TOO! SEE, YOU MADE HIM CRY!

Australia: *crying in a corner* I feel.... violated....

[CelestiaLily]

I feel silly adding another Hetalia-related comment on here, but since this just made me LOL a hundred times over I can definitely say that EVERYONE'S vital regions will someday fit in Russia. XD

[levskiultras123]

totall anti communism !

[faastfoood]

поцоны а чо вы смотрите это ж хуйня полнейшая

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

Put Florida in there 'wink wink;'

[LABBChaCha]

D-dirty thoughts.... Dirty dirty thoughts....!

(What has Hetalia done to me!~)

[SplinteredSilver]

@LABBChaCha  ikr

[UUM161]

@animationfreak97 Feliks???? Show me russian named Feliks.

[animefest123]

All those territories have become one with Mother Russia.

[narutokittyluvr]

This guy's laugh made me cackle. That and the fact that I really love Ivan. xD

[HerakuresuKarupushi]

Oh Russia.

[TheBritettes]

he put America's glasses on mother Russia O:

[MegaSnow52]

isnt there any other episodes of this? D:

[lalameloful]

mother russia!

[RandomFanaticCosplay]

In soviet russia, russia fit inside you. 

[zyatkoff]

чё у него с воротником?

[Greginda11]

lets see you do that to Canada! he only way you can fit canada is if you take away everything else Russia! 

[DancingQueen9812]

@Greginda11 Nope. Canada: Less than 10 Million km2 Soviet Russia: More than 22 Million km2

You could still put A LOT of other nations into Soviet Russia, even the Russian Federation with more than 17 Million km2

:)

[DrNick1001]

Ah canadian humor at its best!

[Nikkisoslove]

"HAHAHAHA, it looks like tiny sausage against the vast, colossal size of mother Russia!"

>.> I can see now why, in the episode of Alfred ordering condoms from Ivan, the box was labeled extra small.

[4CaHeK]

Хуйня какая то.

[AristocratBrat]

@4CaHeK хуйня ты

[4CaHeK]

@AristocratBrat Хуйня у тебя между ног, а также хуйня то - где ты живёшь.

[AristocratBrat]

@4CaHeK Вот в этом ты не прав не образованная русская тварь, и я живу в лучшей стране мира ты придурок, лучше водочки пойди под домом выпей.

[4CaHeK]

@AristocratBrat Хаха, я водку не употребляю, я даже не курю. А кто из нас не образован, так показывают твои слова переполненные стереотипами.

[piramidhead33]

THAT GUY IS A COMPLETE STUPID ARGENTINA CAN BE SMALL BUT IS A GREAT COUNTRY LIKE AUSTRALIA TOO

[CounterNerd]

@piramidhead33

it's comedy, not mockery and documentation, dear.

[piramidhead33]

@CounterNerd yes, sorry, but when I saw the video, I get angry because the worst thing you can do to an Argentine is to insult their own country. Exploit of anger to see it and then realized it was a joke. Hehe sorry if offended and thanks for making me understand the situation

[CounterNerd]

@piramidhead33

No problem, I understand why you might be mad :)

[celestialshade97]

In Soviet Russia, Russia fits into you-but we've all become one with Russia anyway. 

[AnimeWaterFall]

No matter where you go or what video about the world you watch, Hetalia shall be there in every comment!!!! >:D

[HubbyPubby35]

LOL @ HIS LAUGH.

[Matsuchiiify]

It looks more like "What can fit on top of Russia?"

Which begs the question....

SINCE WHEN IS RUSSIA UKE?

(Lol, Hetalia refrence XD)

[RebelWinterwolf]

@Matsuchiiify Well, being on bottom doesn't necessarily mean he's the uke ;P Though it is rather unlike him to give another country some control of the process of being made one with, yeah xD

[MrBruceSinclair]

Giant continent? HA! Giant joke! LOL!

[ChibiVamp232]

I am one with mother russia...But wait...Isn't he a guy? o.o

[YTMize]

racist

[swisscakeroll123]

1:40 My state is not a state anymore now, but just another tiny star set against the vast collossal sky of MOTHER RUSSIA! (Yes, I am a Hetalia fan XD)

[FlameHikariUchiha]

@swisscakeroll123 I think I will continue to sit on Al's face thank you.

[stolenshoeeeees]

everything is about Hetalia these days..

[FemPrussia]

@stolenshoeeeees It s a really ridiculous that Hetalia has to be mentioned EVERYWHERE.

I am a fan of Hetalia, I'll admit that. But even I find it obnoxious when every series is compared to Hetalia.

I mean, there are quite a few comments here that are more about Hetalia than the video.

[xXChinax]

HAHAHA. This cant be interpreted the same way once you have watched Hetalia. Russiaxworld.

[EmmaLiza]

Technically, Victoria and half of New South Wales were hanging off the edge.

[Phaugirl]

Wait..., they also forget Tasmania...

...HURRY, TO TASMANIA!!!!!

[FreeeeS]

capitalist convicts ROFLMAO

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

But.... Australia wasn't completely on it...

HURRY, PEOPLES! TO THE SOUTH OF AUSTRALIA!

[Fetch26291]

@WrinryRockBellFMA If he had turned it, it would have fit. It would have also covered all of Ukraine, which would have ruined his next line.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@Fetch26291

I know, but he didn't turn it, so to the SOUTH OF AUSTRALIA!

[MissQuattrone]

@WrinryRockBellFMA What about Tasmania?

[FlamingoKicker]

Ha the Ukraine is NO LONGER part of Mother Russia. So there.

[MissQuattrone]

This is all too creepy now that I know a Russian guy.

[Deceptichick7]

>.< I'm aussie. But I still laugh. kolkolkol

[tigergirl718]

Florida fits into Russia too. If you'd like a demonstration--

[Fetch26291]

@tigergirl718 All of USA would fit into USSR. Also fits into just Russia. Canada fits into Russia. Canada & USA... maybe if you leave off Alaska, British Columbia, Washington, Oregon, and California.

[mewmewlin123456789]

@tigergirl718 OMG this comment made me LOL XD RusAme= WIN

[gaaralover49]

ONE WITH RUSSIA

[fangirl4ever135]

Lol hey, is this real Russian tv or is it a random thing? And I heart the Hetalia references.

[ldhorricks]

@fangirl4ever135 This is Canadian Comedian Dave Thomas in a skit from SCTV...its from the episode when The SCTV network is broadcasting a live Johnny LaRue production of "Julius Caesar," with Bobby Bittman in the title role, when the show is interrupted by a signal from the Russian TV channel CCCP1. The episode continues with a series of Russian programming replacing the regular scheduled SCTV shows...one of my favorite episodes.

[TornadoFawkes]

Ukraine is not totally covered. Not covered.

GAH MY MIND.

[punkponny]

Hetalia makes my history and geography lessons awesome xDD

[MissQuattrone]

My country just became one with Mother Russia.

[Kuro2721Neko]

@MissQuattrone my state became one with mother russia! >.>

[nobodycaresmeimei]

What fits into 'Ivan Braginski'?

*looks around* apparently a lot of things XD

[plzwork100]

@nobodycaresmeimei You are like tiny sasage

Germany: HUH

[mostbrutalprincess]

Ivan, you're such a slut, but I still love you. <3

[mickdimas]

+0p$#!+

[AxisPowersChibitalia]

Dude, doesn't this just make you wanna laugh if you watch Hetalia? This is so Ivan right here. xD

[FitFan1991]

haha

[7LilyLuv7]

1:28 Ivan, take off Alfred's glasses. XD

[Nifitee]

A TINY STAR ON THE VAST SKY THAT IS MOTHER RUSSIA.

[hypercoffee117]

Shut up, hetalia fans, you're making our fandom look bad. This video has nothing to do with Hetalia.

[RioAnn3]

@hypercoffee117 Lol, don't search the tomato song, then XD

[ruthdeborah1]

PFFTTT, look at the maniac russian guy.

....Wait.... THATS MY UNCLE VANYA!!!!

:D

P.s. GO HETALIA

[Alexthapanda]

I'm Australian, but that was hilarious!

[TallestEmPink]

I am a huge Hetalia fan and this was on my recommended videos XD

[LostVioletEyes]

And for all the Hetalia fans out there, please note the host's name is Feliks XD Poland also fits into Russia!

[neocurry]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Female 13-17 *

* xDD Hetalia fangirls !

[garryfroker]

@neocurry You are popular with fat girls with large pimples on their asses.



[joethehero2]

Zangeif. Ivan Drago. Heavy Weapons Guy.

Russia is scary.

[misssweetiepie10]

Zangief says "The Soviet Union is proud of me."

[malakaki111]

Is it kind of sad that the only one who can even TRY to fill Mother Russia is Canada?

[lunareflection]

@malakaki111

True, solitarily, Canada is the only country that comes close to filling Mother Russia BUT...if Us North Americans Unite with South Americans, we might actually stand a chance. 8D

United we stand!

Hetalia Equivalent of above Concept: United, we can gang-rape even the the mightiest of nations! >8D

[malakaki111]

@lunareflection Pfft, Matthew'd be too scared. You'd gotta ask Alfred. xD

[xDeathKira]

Sadly Chuck Norris doesn't fit in Mother Russia.. D:

[LimeRaven]

Who the fruk that watched this DOESN'T love Hetalia?!

[Maxkaschfan]

BRB while i LOL forever

[HetaliaSuperFan]

I love how this guy's name is Feliks. Just saying.

Hetalia FTW.

[squelchknob]

Oh man...Hetalia fans...This comes as such a shock to us...

I wonder If I fit into Mother Russia...

[IshadaKatzteilov]

Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky / Феликс Эдмундович Дзержинский

h ttp : // en . wikipedia . org/ wiki / Felix _ Dzerzhinsky

Dave Thomas is a lot like Dan Aykroyd in some ways, eh?

[TheKapitan98]

Ukraine isn't even in russia. And they're not communist. And Australia would fit into Mother Russia

[Fangmeier]

@TheKapitan98

This sketch was done in the early 1980's, when Ukraine was part of the USSR. And Australia would fit in Russia a couple times over.

[Hanayuni]

I love the guy's laugh, for sure I'll send him my suggestions. Lol, Ukraine is not totaly coverded. Poor Ukraine! ^^ APH FTW ♥

[dedmorozko1]

Да большинство американцев вообще не знают где находится Россия .....

The majority of Americans at all don't know where there is Russia ...=)

[98mikaelah]

ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA

[FuUkChibi]

I never knew mother Russia was soooo big....(thinkings wrong XDD)

[Q43r]

Russia fits into Russia

[lunareflection]

@Q43r

*Nods* This comment...showed me the Twilight Zone.

8D

[comicachica1213]

LOLWTF

first thought that came to mind:

"....what fits into Ivan? What?"

"..."

"...Ohhhhh...." *facepalm*

[subtledeath91496]

oh god.... Ivan and Feliks... had a kid. and this.... this is their child. :3

whoop hetalia!

[Ishizusan]

since when does Poland laugh like this. I watch this on and on and still his laugh puts tears in my eyes because of the laugh. And guys....now you see why Russia says little in Front of every other countrys name? Yes he IS this big (dont think pervertet *starts giggeling*)

[JonLeibow]

It should have been "What fits into the Soviet Union." Russia was just a part of it (nitpick)

[cutekittenlady]

thumbs up if you're a hetalia fan

[eggyolksam]

@cutekittenlady and what's funny is that his name is feliks...even though that's poland's name XD

[Shaezen]

@cutekittenlady Hetalia has somehow made this incredibly profane ^^;

[cutekittenlady]

@Shaezen Yes, yes it does.

[dragonluvrXD]

This proves that all will become one with mother Russia to all the hetalia fans lolz

[CaramellNeko]

This guy is so hilarious xDD Aw, geez.

[Damento12]

Australia doesn't fully fit in Russia in the video.

[PythonVirus]

Russia is indeed large, but It doesnt matter what fits into Russia.. it matters of what Russia fits INTO (stares at every nation of Hetalia)

Male? doesnt matter! Female? bring them on! Unknown Gender? Dont Make Russia laugh!

All will be one with Russia!

[skadiyoko]

Ivan, you don't need glasses! Give Texas back to Alfred and take Flordia RIGHT NAO!! >:O

[glaceonfrostorm]

Feliks?

Feliks... LUKASIEWICZ?!

Ohohoho.

[luddia1]

O.O.....fi's into him? oh god more yaoi!!! xDDDDD

[NataSsaj]

omfg, Argentina fits! I don't wanna be a communist!! xD

I love that psycho commie guy <3

pd: Yaoi fangirls GTFO of my history D:

[TybaltG]

@NataSsaj

lol , i understand but truly all the fan girls are not that bad , i mean i wish to be come a history major , then again i have always loved history. but i must say i enjoy hetalia , yes it can go over board at it may not be accurate and a bit stereotypical but its funny and that's what sells

-this is a guy btw

[NataSsaj]

@TybaltG well yeah my english is really terrible sorry if I make any mistake!!

I complete understand you, but sometimes it too much!! XDD

[SheWearsthePants]

this guy reminds me of a history teacher i once had at ukrainian school.

[MrShrimpies]

stupid ruski forgot tasmania.

[AAAwesomenesss]

That was awesome, AND dirty ^^~ Oh hetalia!

[Mascherina1964]

To People Outside of Canada:

See Steve 1738 (5 months ago) for an explanation about this segment -- it's pretty accurate. (Yes, it's a Canadian-made TV show -- not American and certainly not Polish!)

By the by, I'm from Canada, and I didn't watch this show much (not my type of humour.) I didn't know about this sketch until today!

Ouch!!!

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@Mascherina1964 I didn't know about this sketch either, and guess where I come from... :(

I honestly thought this was an actual Russian show! Although I don't see what it has to do with Poland... Oh well...

[cutietermari]

This guy scares me in my nightmares. His laughing is haunting. O_o

[7XxmisunderstoodxX7]

Become one with Mother Russia, da?

XDD Hetalia makes this sound all too perverted.

WHAT COUNTRY IS BIG ENOUGH TO FIT INSIDE MOThER RUSSIA?!

.... The world may never know.

[insanum666]

this is so funny i used to watch this all th time

[EdM021]

Great video! I remembered the joke about Texas as: "You Texans think you are so big, HA! You are but... Lone Star in constellation of... Mother Russia!"

[animepirate14]

Become one with mother russia? :3

[shadow2xl4000]

Ohhh nooooooos! My state! We have become one with mother Russia!

[animeotaku234]

in soviet Russia- Russia fits into YOU! (uh... alright didnt really mean to make it sound as dirty it does)

[XxBehindCrimsonEyesX]

Do you think because Texas was kinda big for just one state, that the rest of the U.S. may take up more space? xDD I'm thinking this through waaay too much.

By the way, love the accent! >:D -ish an American-

[PlatinumFireOrchid]

HETALIA

!!!!!!

[MisamisaMafioso44]

..Heheh....What fits into Russia...heheheheheheheh....

[NordicPlz]

Alfred: YOU ATE MY GLASSES!!!! DDDDDD,:

Ivan: Heehee :3

Alfred: *runs into wall*

[madhoyden]

"Capitalist Convicts"...

That cracks me up to no end.

[XlunaXdivinerX]

Everyone becomes one with me, da?

[Incompleet123]

fucker try putting the whole American continent. TEXAS IS A STATE DUMBASS!!!! not even the largest .

[xxEmoStarMCRxx]

Everyone will become one with the Mother Russia, da? ;D

Hetalia made this so much more perverted. xD

[Bellagailknox]

Kolkolkolkol...

Become on with Mother Russia, da?

Kolkolkolkol.......

[Maz3r312]

Why the hell there are so many socially awkard people under me, in such video?

[thegreatozz1]

That was funny.

[Fierwolfproductions]

Hahahahaha Holy shit that is amazing even if you don't know hetalia! XD

[usagi3232]

Everyone becomes one with Russia, da!XD

[MissBananaSplit121]

His laugh makes this funny lol

[DreamingUPReality]

...did Texas just get owned by Russia?

[chibiyaten15]

Mother Russia lol XD

[GermanConquistador08]

I love it how every Russian was laughing at this when he thought Kazakhstan was the Ukraine. HAHA!

[UnchainTheNight1]

maybe the biggest country but is cold as bittersweet fuck over there in winter

[katanita310]

Why does this guy sound like The Count from Sesame street

[Discosaturn]

Hey, you know what else fits into Russia? The whole state of Alaska, hahahahaha!

[nomnombunnies]

I watch Hetalia and I could NOT stop laughing. SOOOO many pairing jokes possible.

[Galvaner]

Гандон западный.

[GraspingReality]

communism is living hell

[RinaTheCath]

Okay, first, that was awesome.

Second. Hetalia fans, IF THIS IS CALLED 'WHAT FITS INTO RUSSIA' AND YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IVAN, WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU HOPING TO FIND?

A pipe, that's what. You're all dirty. (and so am I.)

[SapphyreRebelEdge723]

@RinaTheCath we Hetalia fans could have also been thinking of other characters, no? XD that or a bottle of vodka XD

[lonedogjerome]

@RinaTheCath I was thinking something like that...

[IvanBraginskyOwnsMe2]

@RinaTheCath Kolkolkol :D He gave the glasses to Ivan.

[kakashihatakeXD]

Become one with mother Russia :D

[YesIamEccentric]

BUAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY *adds to favourites*

[DragonitesareAwesome]

Russia's favourite show. The guys name is Feliks though. And Canada wouldn't fit into Russia! Australia (unfortunately) does, but we have weird animals to make up for that!

[N00bcrunch3r]

@DragonitesareAwesome

Nothing as weird as a Beaver.

[dmenkhau]

@DragonitesareAwesome WHY DID I EVER COSPLAY RAVIS-CHAN~