Money Is Weird

[jaydahsxcreator]

I carry a two dollar bill in my wallet, zipped into the coin pouch. I'm not sure why.

[zmbklr101]

I literally saved up more than $100 in pennies. What's wrong with me?

[OldSerpentOfSin]

I bother to pick up pennies.

[ShadowSpawn666]

Wanna bet?

[6KingCooper6]

I love 2:14!! It's not scary and it's still one of my favorite videos by you!

[TylersetsE]

I'm from Alabama, and I agree that our coin is fucking stupid.

[Wolfgang01011]

Money is weird, this is true, it is also true that I will not get rid of my money, it is also true that I can not and will not take it with me when I die, if I could take it with me why would I, I do not want a bunch of presidents heads staring at me in my coffin or my jar if I get creamated, this is why money is weird.

[NJEsperantist]

The original sackie is my favorite dollar coin.

[xOjbabyxO8]

coin* sorry

[xOjbabyxO8]

i miss the 2 dollar bills, those were awesome. i have a corn from 1919 when my grandpa was born, never going to lose that.

[Regginyaga]

Money has worth you can grind it up and use it to fertilize your lawn

[SkullyHippie]

I love pennies... I have a punch of wheat pennies...

Well, like 5.

But still.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I found an Alabama coin in my mom's car a few days ago. I was overly amused.

[XillegaltoastX]

THIS ISNT CREEPYPASTA

[darkninjafirefox]

@XillegaltoastX he never said it was...

[XillegaltoastX]

@darkninjafirefox It was kind of a joke there bud.......

[blackdencc]

@Regginyaga i would have taken that!!!! who gives a shit if it tightens the strangle hold from the rich!

[lovelylostlady]

I think toonies are probably the weirdest looking coin. But they're cool. I have always wanted to push out the centre when I was a kid. One day I will..and it will be the happiest day of my life.

[SkylitDriveFan123]

Pennies are so useless and hated that people shoot them to show off their accuracy with a rifle. I'm serious, I have seen pennies with holes shot straight through them so that just the rim of the penny is left. It is so cool to know that people can do that.

[erinmay94]

I love your toaster magnet.:)

[xit1254]

Why hate money? It’s hard to buy a piece of gum with a piece of a goat.

[dabruin2]

Some "facts" were incorrect. "Who cares."

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I can't tell you the number of times I went to buy something and I was always short because I had a half a pocket full of canadian nickels. -___-

[Inimoulleb]

I just spend some Eisenhower dollar coins today, lady look pissed cause she didnt know where to put them in her register.

[RodaSmash]

I love my dollar coins so much that I don't want to spend them! D:

[LeBaronDePropane]

RIGHT ON BROTHER!

[Kheluva999]

Woah where the hell did you get that much money? Did you burn that 10$ bill yourself?

[kirkhard]

I had a Alabama quarter. I was gonna keep it but then I spent it.

[anuerysm4132]

Did I just spend 4 minutes and 32 seconds of my time watching some dude talk about money?

[alysohnn]

simply awesome.

[PichuABC]

i've seen a coin with holes in it!

yeah i know...my state could of picked a better person than helen keller...but...

[justifiedkilling]

Ever written a childrens book man? Do a creepypasta book or something and everyone will buy.

[webtender1879]

I lol'ed at "Sacagawea made it on a coin despite not being a U.S. citizen."

Please sir - do not have children.

[makedarkroses]

...How many dollars did you burn, exactly?

[Pittmanrocks]

I don't understand the problem with Helen Keller being on there.

[Cheeseisgood7789]

The Canadain dollar is currently worth more than the american dollar. TAKE THAT!

[tokyopanda13]

I liked this video. Informative and funny. A+ :)

[sickrick0808]

This needs to get on Discovery channel or something

[Bookworm908]

"Which is very unfortunate because she is a woman."

ehehe :D

[lindsey94949]

pennys actually have some weird shield on the back now

plus i like euros better than usa money. they have bigger thicker cooler coins that stand for 1 euro, 2euros, etc.

[CallmeAffiliated]

lmao

[Cauldren]

I thought it was called Conterfeiting, not forgery.

[DanielBT1989]

Dude I know a good way to get rid of my money. Buy food at these expensive prices. Done!

-DanielBT

[JaxxProductions]

I like that money in the form of paper entitles you to the money. A dollar bill, or note, isn't hard currency. It's an agreement. We so often forget that. It's the metal that is 'valued', or at least, it used to be. These days with out virtual systems, money is a someone different thing that in was 100 years ago. Or even 20 years ago.

[JaxxProductions]

I like that money in the form of paper entitles you to the money. A doller bill, or note, isn't hard currency. It's an agreement. We so often forget that. It's the metal that is 'valued', or at least, it used to be. These days with out virtual systems, money is a someone different thing that in was 100 years ago. Or even 20 years ago.

[Cauldren]

Thumbs up if you like the penny

[tommygirl455]

Fantastic :)

[SchizophrenicQueen]

I would so get rid of it!....if I didn't need to eat >.>

And does having all of your wealth buried with you count as taking it with you when you're dead? If so I think I'll invest in gold coins, which I will either use to encourage grave robbers, or just use it to pretend that I am a pirate.

[metalbeaner09]

was that some sort of aztec coin that i saw?

at 3:56 ?

[aarkerio]

@metalbeaner09 SInce aztecs don't know metals extraction from soil, is not possible. Aztecs used cacao beans as money.

[happysmile247]

Please run for president.

[Nomeninja2]

Indeed

[TursipielAlthins]

It always confused me why I couldn't just go to Fort Knox and exchange my dollar bill for a dollar's worth of gold. Everything you just said in this video makes SO much more sense than our entire economy. In fact, our entire society. >.>

[80lonelydancer08]

Ryan what is it about your voice that is so calming?

Oh and hold onto those Australian coins you'll be able to exchange them for a profit.

[kiwi857]

You burned a ten dollar bill?!? I must be pretty poor because that kinda shocked me...

[Akirasmoo162]

@kiwi857

Don't worry love. These days everyones poor...

[sydneysstupidshow]

This was a good video, but I would take it down before the government finds it. Burning money is illegal...

[K4inan]

In Sweden, every coin has the face of a Swedish king... And the bills have pictures of famous Swedish persons.. Like Carl von linné.. And our highest bill have Gustaf vasa on it.

[Laur0sie]

My roommate's dad withdrew money from the bank and asked for it in $2 bills, and their response was something along the lines of "OH MY GOD, PLEASE TAKE THEM. TAKE THEM ALL."

[Pigwingz]

Excellent.

[queenandcorgis]

And that spending of money that the person didn't have cause the great depression because no one could pay back what they spent. I like pennies though.

[Gorbatchevisky]

This is such an awsome video , you should make more like this one !

Did you ever saw a movie name " The Seventh Continent " by Michael Haneke ?

Really great one , the end of you're video remind me a bit of this scene : watch?v=0Lkl8sNh-C8

[JallieNarz]

This was an awesome video :D

I wish I had money. It would solve everything...

[tiredalarmclock]

the bit about Canada made me laugh so hard. Clearly Canada should be arrested for forgery.

[Nopacs]

this isa really cool video

[tshack88]

@Nopacs this isa really cool comment

[pestr999]

That's a pretty good summation. :)

[MarcoBat16]

I LOVE THIS!  Will you be my friend?

[Zalsia]

@MarcoBat16 I'll be your friend! But only if you say: 'Do you kids like jazz?' ^^

[Cauldren]

I like the Sacagawega coins...

[Cauldren]

Thumbs up if you like the penny.

[Marcharig]

Is this a reflection of how you feel working for the IRS?

[SwordImpulseGundam]

Preaching to the choir when it comes to putting yourself ind ebt on purpose to prove you have credit. I hate that system so much.

[via321ful]

I FREAKIN LOVE QUARTERS!!

[sunnydale22]

You just have the greatest videos. I loved this.

[JaceyDemy]

I bet you could talk about anything and it would become the most interesting lecture in the world. Good job making what seems like a mundane subject so cool!

[Zalsia]

That was brilliant! I can't remember what it was about, but it was great! To be honest, I could prolly listen to you talk about anything and it would be fantastic!

[SafariRangerAndrew]

Very interesting video. There's something about videos like these that keep me watching.

[HaveUSeenMyLeviJeans]

Hah, I see Irish moneys at 3:53 :D where did you manage to get it?

[MyHandsLookWeird]

@HaveUSeenMyLeviJeans Aww I miss the irish money. I loved using it when I went down south for my holidays. I live in the north

[qwertydeluxe]

Yay money sucks!

[SpellCrec]

you can't take it with you. when you're dead.

[Capgungoesbang]

The liberty bell in space, haha, what the hell!

[RhymeLawliet]

That was very fascinating. I dare someone to try and take it with them!... when they're dead.

[posthumanfetus]

I'm with you, man. Money is just not cool, and it gets confusing. I just put mine in the bank and use my debit card so it saves a lot of hassle.

[vampirica89]

Does "coincedental" (3:03) mean an incident when you incend coins? :) Or is it just a simple pun to describe any coin related incident?

I loved your video, as always... :)

[Vicious516]

@vampirica89 Now that you've brought it to my attention, yes, it is a pun. a very clever pun.

[missmoonjelly]

Monopoly money is the only currency that can be ingested by ghosts.

[briani4735263]

Where did you get the coin at 3:53? It looks just like an old Irish 2shilling coin...

[barendbos]

it is illigal to burn money... you could go to jail

[JamesCizuz]

I would like to bottle your mind and watch it at home in my memory box.

[tbloodawesome]

Money is indeed weird.

[GreenCristina]

Rich people in Australia can't burn our lovely colourful plastic money, haha. But American money confuses me with all the notes being so similarly coloured. :/ How do you tell them apart quickly in your wallet?! If I just take a quick peek and see a flash of bright blue or red, for example, I know what I've got.

We also phased out the 1 and 2 cent coins years ago, but still complain about 5 cent pieces. :P People will complain about anything, really. But anyway, great video!!

[einootspork]

@GreenCristina Answer: We don't tell them apart. We have to fish through our wallets to find it, or come up with some sort of organizational system.

[willscomix]

@NeilCicierega What has Helen Keller ever done for you?

[MrMarshalbanana]

Awesomeness you had a bunch of Australian money, including a one dollar note, they're pretty rare

[CalefacientTwilight]

@MrMarshalbanana when i saw the Australian money i was like, oh hey! haha.

that is pretty darn cool! i didn't see the one dollar note! my bad.

[MrMarshalbanana]

@CalefacientTwilight starting at 3:31

[CalefacientTwilight]

@MrMarshalbanana, lol how did i miss that? >.< love you

[Drakenvlieg]

we've got euros overhere.. stupid euros

[UncleFesterius]

You CAN technically take the money with you when you die... it just has no value because hades has it's own currency. All those coins that people put on the eyes of the dead? Worthless.  Enjoy your swim across the river styx, guys.

[simdave2000]

where did you find a zinc penny? those are very valuable, if I recall correctly.

[OliviaGoth]

We have one dollar and two dollar coins in Australia, we use to have notes of them at one point. I love this video, it so intresting

[jenbren2009]

I love pennies :[

[SuperFastback67]

Yeah, Whats up with them canadians and their pretty money?

[SuperFastback67]

Yeah, Whats up with them canadians and thier pretty money?

[2Dzz]

Susan B. MANthony

[NeilCicierega]

Woah, what did Hellen Keller ever do to you?

[Mitchellfw]

That is an old old Canadian fiver you have. The new one's are cooler; holograms and embossed lettering with a see-through hidden security picture... I swear they cost more to make than they're actually worth.

[Fullmetalsgal]

I collect coins. I'm so jealous of this video for all those coins. Although I did recognise some of those :3 I'd love to have a quarter from each american state. And also a shilling. Thats the only currency from my own country I dont have :(

[MexicanGnomes]

Yeah.. well.. America doesnt get a polar bear on their money. Ha.

[noorgansjustawesome]

Haha, this is great.

[CurtoMerrs]

I think that loonies and toonies rock! :D CANADA!

[Spyrobbz]

I swear there were some British money in that D:

[MissQuattrone]

Hey you had some Australian coins mixed in there. =D

[SnapshotOfASoul]

I AM CANADIAN. XD

[TheTouchyDuck]

I laughed pretty hard at the forgery bit.

[lizs002]

Wow... A Ryan Murphy movie that doesn't feature anything bizarre?! Oh my God! The Humanity! Aaaaaaaagh!

Also, did you really burned those bills?

[SiddifOnline]

Great video, very funny =D

I have a small coin collection of rare or foreign coins and would love to steal all of the money in this video if you dont mind =P

[Vicious516]

@SiddifOnline Understood

[thirtysixway]

In Michigan, a lot of stores do take Canadian coins.

[titai08]

Hmm, what about these colourful monopoly notes? Was expecting to see them here somehow :P

[blahblahsonMD]

you're weird too, ryan.

you're still one of my youtube favourites :)

[MsThoughtful1]

I heard somewhere it is illegal to burn American currency. Which is a stupid law, something about inflation. But if we just all burned all of our money...

[radioactivellamafish]

Wait, it's not normal to go and pick up pennies? I feel really poor right now...

And you nearly gave me a heart attack burning those dollars.

[hopgoblen]

I REALY HOPE U ARE NOT BEARING REAL MONEY

[livebyvideogames]

@hopgoblen NO DON'T BEAR THE MONEY, RYAN. DON'T DO IT D: THE BEAR COULD GET BORED OF THE MONEY AND EAT YOU INSTEAD IT'S DANGEROUS! DANGEROUS, I TELL YOU!

[Vicious516]

@livebyvideogames I very much agree with you, I will be cautious.

[georgeorwellies]

Where did you get all those coins?

Because you had an old irish punt amongst other weird ones.

[lusteraliaszero]

I approve.

[2yang1002]

Iwant all of the money in this video 0_0

[Vicious516]

@2yang1002 So do I. Most of it was not mine. Actually practically none of it was mine.

[EmmaW5]

@Vicious516 So...you were burning other peoples money...or your own? :/

[chelseamuse72]

May I show this at school?

[Vicious516]

@chelseamuse72 Sure, that would be cool

[chelseamuse72]

@Vicious516 Groovy!

[1x800xPOCKETS]

You should watch Zeitgeist Addendum

[DeVileDanish]

this was hilarious

[DragonFire381]

Well, thank you!

I am now more knowledgeable about...something.

[Banarbra]

And when you live in Michigan, 1/4 of the change in your pocket somehow manages to turn Canadian!

Canada, please exchange your money and leave your pennies at home before you visit us via the Detroit Windsor tunnel.

[johnnytastetest]

@Banarbra - As of yesterday, both the Canadian and U.S. dollars are almost exactly the same in value. So shaddup!

[hellkittenproduction]

whoa... that was... informative? not sure. but a great video no doubt!!