Assassin's Creed 2: Red Light Addict Guide

[dj3ssolo]

Yet gen Xbox fags

[TheFram1234]

i got this platnium within like 2 weeks

[blahblahblah13894]

am i the only one thats hired more then 10,000 florins worth of courtesans but hasn't gotten this achievement? someone please help this is the only achievement i have left for this game and idk what to do...

[Nintendo11ManXbox360]

0:01 LOL "wup" :D

[ProGamingControllers]

i've been hiring 1000000 of them and i still havent gotten the trophy what should i do ? i've spent like 10,000f on courtesans ? what do i do reply asap !

[kevlolie]

@ProGamingControllers check ur achievements u might have allready gotten it lol

[TheBiggestPelican]

best achievment ever

[vadimkilller]

who watches these vids just to listen to them

[gmr234]

@vadimkilller me

[vadimkilller]

@gmr234 ME TO

(didnt mean to dislike)

[snake3122225]

@vadimkilller i guess me but i might try them

[vadimkilller]

@snake3122225 i have ac2 so i do them but theyre so funny...

[snake3122225]

@vadimkilller well i have them all but normally i just watch the because they r funny 2

[MrAllduke104]

@snake3122225- same here i have all of them except for 5 because finding all the feathers is a pain in the ass:(

[mastaroni6]

Guys Jack And Geoff help you an make you laught and explain at the same time there like two strangers i met on assassins creed 2 and they were like what no way dude am not letting you kill me lol

[mysticmacmagic122]

@MrGman000 Y

[assassincooper41]

does any one know what colors he was his robes,they look nice with that metal

[irurwurst]

@assassincooper41

Wetlands ebony, from forili.

[assassincooper41]

dpes any one know what colors he was his robes,they look nice with that metal

[SkeletonRuler]

ezio is a pimp lol

[AmayaRitsu]

This video made my day! Thank you Geoff and Jack! I appreciate it! Made me laugh!

[1badsky]

if you could keep all the ladies could you become a pimp

[jwebb102697]

I hate those guys and here are some ways to get rid of them:pull out your sword,kill him,run him over,grab him,and throw a smoke bomb.

[jpccbc227]

This would be easy for me to get I have all sorts of florins plush twice as many in the bank

[Carry2Sky]

I WANT TO LIKE JACK HIS GUITAR AND HIT HIM WITH IT :p

[FernandoandClank]

dude this trophy is so pervert

[cht232323]

Hey Geoff, if Jack helped you off your horse, would you help Jack-off his? FTLULZ

[m4j0rpk3r4lif3]

I killed that guitar bastard with a broom the other day that broom is one bad ass weapon

[117starpower]

when that fucking see the fucking guy with the fucking weird looking guitar thing i just punch in hes face and ceep punch hes face till he dies!

[IQ567891234]

when i see the guitar guy i instantly throw money and he stops

[Jacknightshadow]

@IQ567891234 Same Here:D

[73hd99w]

the guitar guy should play guitar hero or something

[ToySoldier126]

Lol...i just pickpocket the guitar guys and they run away...:D

[xDieNoob]

"you'r to hot"? RIGHT

[Taxxi88]

This takes so loooooong -.-

[crossovers431]

is this added up all over time?

[BattleBrawlerX]

@crossovers431 yes! :)

[ianabad14]

You guys a really helpful ! Thanks

But i wish i knew about this before i got ACB and returned AC2

[Naeddyr]

Guys, just push the damn minstrels away by quickly switching to high profile mode and running into them. Just a tape is enough, it makes them drop their flutes and cry.

[Vercetti44133]

i can do this in any city?

[shadowcoaster]

@Vercetti44133 yes...

[Forensic515]

everytime that guy with the guitar gets in my way i go on a killing spree and kill like 500 people.....then i sodimize his dead body cause im pro like that

[landofconfusionfan]

I have this achievement in real life.

[strangerjk44]

when the guitar guy comes i steal his money lol

[Lawliet180]

Como graban todo esto?

[khavrickrocks29]

ctrl + w to skip advert

[TheAriellema]

@khavrickrocks29 u r wrong it closes ur window

[khavrickrocks29]

@TheAriellema exactly ;)

[TheAriellema]

@khavrickrocks29 lol

[ShadowSpartan61908]

@khavrickrocks29 No it Xd out the youtube and on to desktop

[KentGamers]

I grab that guitar guy and through him over the nearest ledge or lob him down some stairs laughing!

[omgwtfbbq6666]

Ohhhhhhh.......that's how you do it......thanks!

[TLULVideos]

On PS3 it's 4000, isn't it?

[H4xxmax]

@TLULVideos its 5000 ^^

[138DarkDevil]

@TLULVideos no its still 5000

[Wellard10]

I like the little timid "bye" at the end, like he's sad that the video's ended.

[29Rabbit29]

lol..greatest intro ever

[raveouse]

0:47 it would be cool if you could though...

[BLOCKLANDSUPERSTAR]

0:00 fuck ads



[reuben476]

@BLOCKLANDSUPERSTAR its actually supposed to be 0:01

dumbass

[DominantdanyRS]

@reuben476 It doesn't work anyway...

[rupedacofe]

show our faces!!!

[zekelock]

"ill give you 150 florins"

"we'll do it for free"

"no no i really need to give you 150 florins"

"we're not taking money from someone as gorgeous as you"

[frassify18]

A sassy sin!

[specysam2310]

if this was a real life achievement they would get it easy

[MrFeinschmecker]

CHECK OUT MY NEW AC BROTHERHOOD FAN TRAILER WITH SAW SOUNDTRACKS!! NOT JUST MUSIC UNDER THE ORIGINAL TRAILER, A SELF CUTTED TRAILER! DONT MISS IT!

KLICK ON ME AND IT WILL APPEAR!

THANKS>!

[MasterOwnage007]

@HuascarT99 lol read correctly plz i said stfu with ohh only only for blue ray not i got a ps3 for bleu ray and no im not a fanboy i had both but i sold xbox

[xbeeboyx]

what if i wanna spend my money on men with longswords >.>

the fighters i mean

[AthensElite]

Or Uncharted 2? u cant say Mass Effect 2 because PS3 is getting that 2011 so what else u got? Fable? wow that's not as groundbreaking as u all might think. I mean honestly 3rd series coming in and ppl who played the "Highly Anticipated" Fable 2 are saying the 1st one which came out 5 years b4 it on a 6th generation console no less, was better...

[AllenFlip]

@AthensElite you mad?

[AthensElite]

i owned both systems for years now and have played exclusive titles for them as well as the multi platform and the truth is PS3 is better. Xbox just has better "Communication Capabilities"... THAT'S ALL if... HALO & GEARS were released for PS3, None of u fuckers would be able to say shit. Point blank, Sony has the more powerful system. There's no arguing that. Unless your dumb, blind and can't read. It's in the facts. Look it up, Do u honestly think microsoft is capable of shit like "Heavy Rain"

[228sithlord]

@AthensElite i really agree with u.(p.s.heavy rain is awesome!)

[romipunz]

@AthensElite i have both too they all have flaws and good thing about them their all good so i dont really car i just play xbox more

[gamecritic7]

Damn. That's alot of whores.

[xBFMV619x]

Jack and Geoff are so awesome and funny lol thanks for the help guys =)

[shudso13]

you player

[andycrossett860]

i cant get this trophy according to the stats menu i've hired 145 hookers which adds up to over 21000f whats gone wrong????? its the only trophy i need to get my first platinum trophy PLZ HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[xshilverx]

@andycrossett860 something like this happened to one of my friends, he had to start a new game and do it there. We never knew what went wrong. Probably just microsoft hatin on us cuz we had both the 360 and the PS3 lol.

[starwarslego123]

wh-

[WpA09]

1337 videos!!!

[Calboyoo]

press "X" for sex!

[calumelliott]

i got this by accident lol

[Playstationhome1]

Also the answers 2

[gilli39]

I like how every time there is something to do with prostitudes in video games everybody starts talking about how they frequently visit, and enjoy the company of, prostitudes.

As if that's something to be proud of.

[dograbbitbeaver]

suckers you only have to pay 3000 florins to get the ps3 trophy

[erikatube808]

@dograbbitbeaver xbox is better

[dograbbitbeaver]

@erikatube808 well im not going to argue because

1) both have flaws and high points over the other

and b) im not a fanboy

[xtfenrirtx]

@erikatube808 explains why ps3 is worth alot more. the 360 and ps3 were released at the same time. however ps3 has better parts so it cost 200 more dollars. and people didnt want to buy it. thats the only reason xbox 360 was even bought. the orginal xbox was a failed system.

[MegaOllie4]

@xtfenrirtx you're a retart, ifthink the playstation 3 is better, why is the quality of all games 100% the same? you'd just be dumb to spend more money just to get a blue laser.. grow up mate.

[MasterOwnage007]

@MegaOllie4 lol why would you pay 2times for your internet by using a 360 i say ps3 owns way better games more ps only instead of only l4d2 and helo and some other games i dont know but ps3 owns so stfu with just 4 the blue ray

[gamecritic7]

@MasterOwnage007 Yeah, it's also too bad you guys aren't getting Gears of War 3. It's THE SHIT.

[MuffunCakes]

@xtfenrirtx The PS3 was released a year after the 360 you know? lol

[RetrousseRaptor]

@xtfenrirtx you do know multi platform games run better on xbox becuase they program it for xbox and port it to ps3 becuase more people own an xbox

[Megoraxos]

@dograbbitbeaver heh? On mine it says 5000 florins for the trophy.

[luvinly2k7]

i love jack and geoff :) you guys always male me laff

[koberules1]

umm wen u beat da game can u replay missions?

[ukuleleboi1]

i wish there was a "motel room" button...

[igyoung13]

not helpful at all!!!!!! i have no clue where you guys are at in florence

[gorillaman112]

@igyoung13 well i can help you with this one.......hes not in florence  :| hes in venice......

[MegaMoneyMan92]

@igyoung13 lmao you can do this anywhere just buy the hookers to you get the achivement xD

[m4j0rpk3r4lif3]

i hate it when that guitar guy gets in my way if im in a bad mood i kill him lol

[FloorZeroStudios]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 My friend, you are not alone.

[daddyluigi100]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 i kill him anyway

[TheHalo54321]

@daddyluigi100 haha!

[magnussonx3]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 haha me to :P today i was kinda angry cuz he didn't do as a wanted ( i fell down a building 3 times in a row and died every time... ) then that stupid guitar guy comes and blocks my way .. and i am like " FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE boom killed him" but it doesn't end yet..guess what i get 4 guards running after me...the end NERD RAGE :D

[thecrzycallum]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 i dont i just throw money at gards then poisen the guard then he gets murderd lol

[BattleBrawlerX]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 Haha, so true... Wait, guitar? O_o I think it's called a troubadour, or something. :P

[piotrl7]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 I always beat the shit out the guitar guy too haha

[wowkillerish]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 same =D

[TheTigerfan99]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 I kill him no matter what lol :).

[krazykatproduction]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3

the guitar guys arent as bad as the naked hobos in AC1

[spiro37]

@krazykatproduction do you have any money? My familys sick an dying...no you dont understand. You must have something?!

Pop em one in the kisser and they run off...I did one to the guitar guy and he was all like, must not be a music lover rofl :D

[bardock719]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 same :p

[MW2Producting]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 I kill him anyways.

[XLGFireX]

@MW2Producting I just push them away and if they come again I just throw some money

[TheMipeidan]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 You must mean the Bards.

[AHRAMMEGHANI]

just throw money

[410adelson]

@AHRAMMEGHANI that a different trophy or achievemts

[MrKill9r]

@m4j0rpk3r4lif3 just run to him till he drops his guitar and starts running away

[fatbutsoontobeskinny]

U can pay for playstation plus

same as xbox I think

[eagames008]

64 didn't like this thats means they like men insted

[spagitte]

for months i been serching to find differces between xbox360 and ps3 all l got was

ps3 u dont have to pay

xbox is white (same with controlers) were ps3 black

some games do come for eathier

xbox internet bit faster and has more 2 offer

and ps3 is blue ray

thats only 5 so dont make it sould like a bilion

[d3i0n201]

@spagitte they have black xbox 360s and controllers

[XxEthernalHeadshotxX]

it's a fanboy flamewar :D

but siriously guys, dont whine about what's better. ps3 is huge, but has a smaller failure rate and the controllers suck in my opinion.

the xbox 360 has got a big failure rate, and makes a lot of noise, but the controller is great, again in my opinion.

[HBdeadbody]

@XxEthernalHeadshotxX you syck suckedy suck suck xbox is the cooliest ok you dont know anything you suck

[XxEthernalHeadshotxX]

@HBdeadbody well your the naive person here, i only got an xbox and i love it, but the fanboy-ism is lame.

[googooazz]

Just walk up and hit "why?"

[CreativeVelocity]

@ArcticZephyr No, it's called ignorance. They know another language that would be more efficient for everyone but choose not to use it purely to be awkward.

[ArcticZephyr]

@CreativeVelocity Ugh, you replied to a seven-month-old comment. I'm just going to pretend I know what we're talking about.

So, we're talking about people not speaking English on the internet, right? Why don't you learn their language to communicate with them, instead of them learning English for you? [Sorry, it's not exactly easy suddenly bringing up a discussion from months ago. You must have been digging around to find such an old comment.]

[CreativeVelocity]

@Itmeow How ignorantly naively beautiful.

[CreativeVelocity]

@TheEdibleShoe Totally. The ending was disappointing, cliche and predictable

[goodbyeash]

@MajorLeagueMods Calm down dude, It was just a guy asking a question about something he didnt know about. You dont have to be a dick. This is a perfect example of youtube nerds. People sitting behind their computers, patrolling the comments and looking for something to bitch about.

[MajorLeagueMods]

@goodbyeash Actually i was looking on here to watch achievement hunter and i saw a stupid question. I REALLY HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!

[CiruChris]

@MajorLeagueMods Well I hate dumbasses who think they're so much superior to others just because another person doesn't know what something is. Either get some patience because a lot of people don't know a lot of stuff, or gtfo of youtube you stupid ass Xbox360 fanboy

[kRazr13]

I pressed Y on your wife and then I pressed B in Bed

[IIHeadShotx]

so you have to do it about 30 time

[haigh152]

Do these achievements work with PS3? :)

[MajorLeagueMods]

@haigh152 Hey can I ask you a Question? Are you retarded? Achievements are exclusively for Xbox live. There are no achievements on PS3 because PS3 sucks dick.

[haigh152]

@MajorLeagueMods Jesus I was just wondering! The PS3 has trophies instead. Calm it down a bit.

[IIHeadShotx]

@haigh152 you tell him :)

[yeanoyeano]

@MajorLeagueMods change your tampon and calm down

[MajorLeagueMods]

@yeanoyeano Change your attitude and shut the fuck up.

[yeanoyeano]

@MajorLeagueMods my attitude? your the one freaking out to some poor guy asking a question

[MajorLeagueMods]

@yeanoyeano A Retarded ass question

[MrSkijumperr]

@MajorLeagueMods wow your such a dick! you cant decide what people can ask questions about? who do you think you are? stop complaining on everyones questions..

[OPxSickShot]

@MajorLeagueMods Hey can I ask you a Question? Are you retarded? Achievements are on PS3 dipshit but they are callled trophies

[koston987]

@MajorLeagueMods There are Achievements for PS3. They're called Trophies. Xbox sucks.

[MajorLeagueMods]

@koston987 no PS3 sucks. The only thing god about it is the graphics. THATS IT.

[koston987]

@MajorLeagueMods And the exclusives, and no paying to get Internet on it. And the remote control(no batteries), etc.

PS3 >>>> Xbox360

[MajorLeagueMods]

@koston987 Halo 3 was the biggest game of all time and I don't think it was released on PS3! Also, yes not having to pay for online features is cool but i have seen gameplay and it is laggy as hell.

[koston987]

@MajorLeagueMods 1. It's not laggy. 2. Halo 3 wasn't the biggest game, you know what was the best game of 2009 ? Uncharted 2, and I dont think it was released on Xbox360 ... /./

[MrAssassin1195]

@koston987 Um my kuz lost his USB to his controller and idont think ucan get another one so he's Screwed me on the other hand ihave an extra pair of Batteries

[Riverondo]

My bro got this for me because he failed badly at the mission that requires the courtesans.

[chowdhurymandela]

Hookers take credit cards?

[damlurker]

@chowdhurymandela Yeah, some escorts do take credit cards..

[floodgulch2]

can u do on bandits and thieves or u have to do only this because i cant god dame find any

[angelus20222]

"ten gamerscore i'll never be able to get." lol geoff is so funny :)

[DemonSlayer110]

they must have the best job in the world

[victordj50]

@DemonSlayer110

im 100% on that

[xXPointBreak]

you go up to them and say Why?

[MarzParty42]

There's so much more you can do with all those ladies after paying them, if you know what I mean... .")

[TheTopHatGamer]

I actually made a route that takes like 20-30 seconds to run and you pass 6 courtasins. All i did was sprint and hit Y and i got it in like 5 mins.

[0koppie0]

too bad the PC version doesn't have archivements...

or does it?

[TheTopHatGamer]

@0koppie0 No it does not have archivements, but maybe achievements. lol

[0koppie0]

@TheTopHatGamer whatever...

i have the PC version but it uses Uplay for achievements...

the problem is, they only have 4...

maybe i can use windows for games to actually get those?

[PhluXx1]

@0koppie0 Some of the games do but they're not like "ping" achievements like on the Xbox. Thus no satisfaction or gamerscore.

[parkourfreak4]

hey gangstarvural: shut up dude.ac2 is a great game.

[louishoffmann]

thanks now i got all Achievements of assassins ceed 2

[PokerChingling]

You use them to like distract people...but in this case they distract me...

[MrJdog421]

C0ck-bloced by the artsy music guy >:(

[slaycd]

yeah! this was my ace achievement! first achievement game completed 100%!

[Yahi001]

this is the only trophie i couldn't get. thanks

[damlurker]

I got this achievement in Real Life...

[xYukicore777]

@damlurker damn... XD

[TreverUndeadXpdX]

@damlurker might wanna check for STD's....

[Hollylnp]

@damlurker

haha nr 1