Things I don't care about

[heathi51]

low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Cabala and all Cabala related products, high def t.v., the Bushed Orders Wireless Hotspots, the O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting punked, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammies, the real Grammies, Jeff the Wiggle who sleep too darn much, the Yankee's payroll, all the Red States, all the Blue States, every Hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everythingeverythingeverything­everythinge

[MessedUpMeHa]

Jeff and Hugh. Two Aussies mentioned. Yeeah! Go Aussie! XD

[DrummerGnR]

can anyone remember what episode dr cox smashes his head againts the nurses desk like 5 times?

[diphtonk]

In german its better.

[Diskobanger]

what an idiot,if i were JD i would just ignore him and walk away.dickhead

[moldycheeseism]

@Diskobanger but if you were Jd you would worship the ground he walks on and look to him for endless approval, oh and dont forget your want to be his son, and ment-ee, AND the fact that you would be constantly be crushed a little inside every time he called you Besty, Sue, Mary-Anne, or Carol

Think about that a little Molly

[lbrinin1701]

I think he said The Bush daughters

[aznzero12]

I was like wait... what about hugh jackman... and then he said it..

[willofbob]

things I care about more than 29 people: Low carb diets, Michael Moore, The Republican National Convention...

[kenkanif21]

i always wished that they would have had hugh jackman on, just to see what dr cox would do

[borderlinebrain]

In the french version, at the end, instead of saying "Hugh Jackman", he says "Oh, and Spiderman too."

[echoi5004]

Dr. Cox's epic rants... never fails.:D

[mknbfm]

I especially like the part about everything everything everything! LOL!!!

[speedbuggy]

1) How could John C. McGinley remember all that?

2) How could John C. McGinley pull off lines like that with a straight face?

[brifitz1980]

@speedbuggy That's why he's a professional who gets paid the big bucks.

[TheFirstLiquidVideos]

my fav parts were 0:00 - 1:07 ;D

[KidDunker312]

my fav partwas 0:58

[MainManBrad]

DI----MUH-ENSIONS Love how he says it xD

[MCB400100]

@MainManBrad nah its more like  Dji - men - sjunsh

[o123p]

@hannahfannahXOXO its the bush daughters not the bushed orders

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

whats cabala?

[darkcornbreadhunter]

.....everythingeverythingevery­thingeverythingeverything....

[sonicspeedx13]

I find it funny how Doctor Cox seems to be like a train when he starts talking all the time he is slow and then gets faster xD

[MikeyRamone00]

best part is at 0:16 through 1:01

[dulcamara19]

I love the way he says "everything" lol

[jackolas2007]

How did JD's actor keep a straight face with that going on right in front of him xD

[rocker1296]

@jackolas2007 a lot of trying to do it over and over again

[howpityfull]

i really miss scrubs

[lolopit]

@howpityfull yeah except for last season which sucked big black balls...

[jordansky1231]

18 gameshow hosts have watched this

[AvsJoe]

@jordansky1231 And the other 10 people were...?

[jordansky1231]

@AvsJoe Hugh Jackman and friends :)

[renokomaihelena]

I don't care about those things either. I admire Wolverine for not being overly cliche (in my opinion at least) but I wouldn't turn on the television just to watch him kick ass.

[indertorte]

der deutsche Dr. Cox hört sich besser an

[hannahfannahXOXO]

-EverythingEverything that exists

Past Present and Future in all discovered and undiscovered demencions...

Oh, and Hugh Jackman

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"Low Carb Diets Michael More The Republican National Convention Cabala and all Cabala related products High Def T.v The Bushed Orders Wireless Hotspots The O.c The U.n Recycling Getting punked Danny Cans The Latin Grammies The Real Grammies Jeff the wiggle who sleeps to darn much The Yankee's payroll All the Red States All the Blue States Every Hybrid Car Every Talk Show Host Everything on the Planet Everything in the Solar System EverythingEverythingEverything­EverythingEverythingEverything

[CommanderCooper]

@hannahfannahXOXO The only time quoting dialogue of the video on a comment is encouraged is when it lists several items in that dialogue that would otherwise be extremely hard to comprehend when normally viewing the video.

Congrats, that is one of those comments.

[blue3616]

@hannahfannahXOXO and hugh jackman

[KidDunker312]

hugh jackman disliked this 29 times.

[cjwray910]

@hannahfannahXOXO I think he says the Bush Daughters, but good job

[ChaosKillerExtreme]

@hannahfannahXOXO oh..and hugh jackman..

[jamesXXy2k]

@hannahfannahXOXO You spelled his name wrong. haha

[abominableangel]

@hannahfannahXOXO and Hugh Jackman

[SpydaMonster]

hugh jackman watched this 28 times

[RachaelxDepp]

So... is Cox implying that Hugh Jackman isn't in a discovered or undiscovered dimension at all?

[UltimatePear]

press your 6 button repeatedly

[TheZombieKing]

Dr. Cox needs to meet Francis from L4D.

[DaizyJx]

Well he probetly cares, cus he's still turning around to say Hughs name :D

[KarstenOkk]

He doesnt care about Hugh Jackman? O.O

[Simoneiscooler]

this is always the one i always rememeber

[GothLoliInTheUS]

eh, i never really cared for Jeff anyway

[aaronrushton1]

the "How dare he...." makes me laugh so much/

[HasAnyoneSeenMyQuest]

0:48-0:51

GODDAMN, that makes me laugh my ass off! XD

[mocstopmotionreviews]

Jeff the wiggle who sleeps to much

[niamorgan21]

hugh jackmans' wolverine! how dare he..

[1980lara]

Why does he hate Hugh Jackman?

[samthepsycicclam]

@1980lara

It's a running joke, the writers and John C really like Hugh Jackman so they decided cos he is just well... Hugh Jackman so they decided to just start making jokes about how much Dr Cox hates him. It doesn't really make sense but the irrationallity of the hatred is what makes it funny.

[Wrecker649]

@samthepsycicclam Yeah then again maybe they know about the Hugh jackman that believed a little too much in his own action-man hype to rope-slide into the Oprah love fest only to publically mash up his face, then have to slink around pretending that it didn't bother him, when it was obvious that it did. DR COX= GOD, Hugh Jackman= actor who plays a marvel superhero, meh.....

[samthepsycicclam]

@Wrecker649

Hey I'm only saying what they said in an interview when asked about it.

[kataraokasan]

@1980lara He just does, No reason

[krayzeeali]

"hugh jackman is wolverine. How dare he" lmaoooo

[spacedoutandbored]

why doesnt he care about michael mmoore AND the republican party

[bluejello007]

i so want to know which writer hates hugh jackman so much

[Maaike2356]

@bluejello007 It's an inside joke, Johny C, the actor who plays Cox has admitted that he's jealous of Hugh Jackman because he's a better actor than he is. It was all for laughs though, they don't really hate each other.

[xRedheadgirl]

pocket

[0000infinity0000]

Hugh Jackman watched this 28 times.

[StrangerWithAHat]

Wait... Why wouldn't Hugh Jackman go under 'Everything that exists'

[Abaddon133]

@StrangerWithAHat

He obviously just wanted to emphasize it.

[Prunticus09]

lmao, transcribe audio fail much?

[songfrog89]

i don't understand... does this mean he cares about everything as little as his last weak with JD?

[tatteredelf]

what does he have against huge jackman

[TheRogueCowgirl]

"Hugh Jackman is Wolverine....," *Choked up*, "How dare he." LOL

[fothark]

oh god, everyone press Transcribe Audio and just laugh

[TheDarkPlumber]

@fothark captain's log=Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. This will probably offer some deep insight into Dr. Cox's hate for him.

[thegirlwhorocks12]

Oh no he did not just talk smack about my wolve oh yeah he's going down lol woudn't it be funny if rite after he said that Hugh jackman walks up in all the wolverine makup and stuff and and the claws come out lol

[DarkBladeofLyoko]

LOL! "Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. How dare he." I love that line.

[joeyer5]

I suppose i could list things that i less care about as our last week together Let's see Michael Moore The Republican National Convention Kabala and al Kabala related products HD Tv Wireless Hotspots The OC The UN Recycling Getting Punk'd The Latin Grammy's The Real Grammy's Jeff that wiggle who sleeps to darring much The Yankee's Pay rolls All the Red States All the Blue States Every Hybride Car Every Talkshow Everything that Excist Past,Present and Future And Hugh Jackman

[EJAanime]

LMAO! The Latin Grammys The Real Grammys!

[ABells92]

the way he says dimensions is just priceless

[knoxvilleguy2]

@ABells92 - Never could make up my mind about this show. It's funny, but it tries TOO HARD at times.

[007DefCon3]

ahh Dr Cox's rants always crack me up

[Arun999]

FUCK TONY SHALOOB

[br8t888]

hugh jackman wolverine...how dare he lmao

[bpm1313]

God hates the Yankees payroll as well

[bahamut99]

"Everything that exists..Past, present, future and all discovered and undiscovered dimensions!" Classic Cox.

[HandsOfSugar]

michael moore is the man!

[RiideCymbal]

Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything that exists.

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy the case...

LOL

[ringosis]

Am I the only one who is annoyed by the logic hole in this gag?

If his list of things he "cares as little about" includes everything that exists then that implies that their last week together is the most important thing in the universe to him.

[Alchemist1988able]

@ringosis nah i think he meant to connect the fact that it included their last week together but he wanted JD to get what he was saying rather that blatantly tell him that he cares as little about that than he does for those othe rthings

[Kairadragon]

Wolverine will come into his bed at night and hack him to pieces. I will never mess with Weapon X lol

[DynoRod]

WTh is with him and Hugh Jackman lmao

[Kaizerworks]

I've tried to memorize this rant before. Harder than it sounds.

[kataraokasan]

"Jeff That Darn Wiggle Who Sleeps To Much"

[flumster]

looool try activating cc ftw

[8911063538]

I wonder who would win between Dr. Cox and Mr. T in a rant competition

[TheJuan09]

@8911063538 dr.cox

[Koolzii]

The way Dr Cox says 'Everything' so fast is really funny. "Oh...and hugh jackman eehh"

[alexia2099]

wow~people and stupid stuff>>>just like me :D Cheers!!!

[dtlwf]

1:03 The best part

[AMVlurver]

HOW DARE HE!!!

[jrose318]

"things i don't care about the yankees" ahh classic

[maxfime]

what is the episode and the season ?

[Impulsive21694]

thank you jack kemp!

[Freeway514]

*Gasp* He who dares hates wolverine dies!!!!!

[masterswoosh]

why does he hate hugh jackman so much?

[MsChaosDemon]

@masterswoosh

It's an inside joke.

The guy who plays Doctor Cox auditioned for Wolverine, which, as JD says here, Hugh Jackman got the part of.

[creamcorn09]

@MsChaosDemon ooooh...that explains sooo much!!!

[thereaperonthe13thst]

@masterswoosh "he's jealous of the actor's success"

[ilovethebeatles11]

HAHa i love COX.

[chrissegur]

why wouldn't he like wireless hotspots? those are the s;hit!....yo

[extractor69]

best actor ever?

[hiei116]

lol Jeff that wiggle that sleeps to darn much.

[RAch711baby]

hahahahahahahah!

[Khyngpyro21]

I hate that this show ended as much as Cox hates everything... & Hugh (Of Course)

[Khyngpyro21]

Classic indeed

[Barbecue92]

Can anyone tell me what episode and what season is this in please?

[Barbecue92]

Got the answer by myself, its 4x01 if anyone wants to know x)

[TinyPinkTink]

How did this man never get nominated for an Emmy??

[Zelein]

@TinyPinkTink Because he don't care... :P

[skerkless]

@TinyPinkTink because emmy's are for pussies.. that's why!

[YouAreHereNow]

Dunno. He should have.

[ringmaster316ms]

@TinyPinkTink any explanation involving the phrase "was on a shitload of drugs" would probably sum it up

[jbutton113]

@TinyPinkTink If only he did, his acceptance speech could be a rant on how little he gives a damn

[ElGorkodos]

everything in the planet , everything in the solar system , evrythingeverythingeverythinge­verythingeverything that exists , past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions ... and hugh jackman

[13loser]

Hugh Jackman"s wolverine....how dare he

[RockSmithStudio]

JD: So, you feeling all like waaaaaa?

Cox: That depends. Does "waaaaaa" mean confused and incredibly annoyed?

XD

[jonny9568]

Hugh Jackman is wolverine

How dare he pmsl

[RockingMinors]

how dare he... lols i laughed

[OblivionKnight457]

Hugh Jackman's Wolverine?! how dare he...

[syryoyoboy]

Cox : OOH And Hugh Jackman

J.D.: Hugh Jackmans wolwerine! how dare he?!

[aced1592]

why does he hate Hugh Jackman?

[JAmescoolper]

the question is why dont you hate Hugh Jackman?

[Crayons182]

hugh jackman's wolverine!! how dare he...

[laurareeve14]

i liked the way he said "dimensions"

[Zoidus]

"jimenshens"

XD

[xanthoslady45]

Me too xD

[dhruve4c]

...........and Hugh Jackman

[UltimateInfinty]

how dare he?!

[Snegenad1]

"Sigh"... lol

[Dimbo]

Best, Cox rant, Ever!

[taylor189]

does he mean cabela? wat is caballa

[anhope1987]

kabballah the religeon all the celebs follow

[taylor189]

thanks lol

[gunseng2]

About this rant, he says 'things I care as little about as our last week together' and then he says "everything that exists", doesn't that really mean that he cares a lot about his and JD:s last week, since everything that exists includes everything Dr Cox cares a lot about.

Think about it

[fukinfunny]

But Dr. Cox obviously hates EVERYTHING in the world. He truly doesn't care for anything. (According to this)

[FJaxx]

the point is he cares about nothing.

[wizzyrascal]

its funny when he says "everything" really fast!!

everything-everything-everythi­ng in the universe

[musicismylife739]

there should be a video about how many times dr. cox has talked about how much he hates hugh jackman lol

[babybluejay12]

"Hugh Jackmans wolverine! How dare he?!"

LMFAO soooooooooo funny

[falenangel]

I'd give anything to see Hugh Jackman as himself on scrubs having to be treated by Dr.Cox

[WhipItGoodBetch]

Hugh Jackman is John C McGinley (Dr.Cox) is friends in real life.. he take up his name, for a friendly reason i guess.

[EuropeanSpaceAgency1]

Why Hugh Jackman :P? eheheh

[Loneflufflywolf]

lol i think its cos cox tried to apply for the role of wolverine bu Hugh jackman beat him ofc

[KingZeoX]

"How dare he." nice!

[NintendoGuy99]

lol, how dare he

[Tobocca]

ich finds auf deutsch besser

da betohnt er es besser :)

[WakeUpEveryone]

What are you talking about? This IS dr. Cox.

[Tobocca]

i said:

in german they pronouns it better

[IStarfishI]

NOOO way, tho original voice is ALWAYS better.... but im sure u get used to it in Germany, every tv-show is dubbed... really, that sux? right

[Hetahl]

Isnt he going to be in it!?!?!? THAT SUCKS!

[miss0interpret]

How dare he indeed. Hugh Jackman lost his shirt to save the world! :)lol

[mortalkombatlord]

wow thats pretty sad jd was like my favorite character he kinda reminded me of me (turk being my best friend chris) and this is how all good shows end when the main char moves on and they try to change it something else fans usually hate it cuz "its not like the old episodes" (but usually there just over reacting)

[mortalkombatlord]

They cant have a season without j.d. thats pracically impossible since hes the main character (i know hes supposed to move and all but still) they will prob bring him back mid way though

[Bastarden]

LOL, he could rant that in front of any crew of women and they would be like "Meh.."..Until the mentioning of Hugh Jackman! He would not survive, I bet 100 bucks.

Gotta love J.D:s look and tone when he says "How dare he"....

[leeeeannna]

Does he say "The O.C." at 0:35/0:36? That would be my turn to say "How dare he?!"

[Lulu1998Mackenzie]

Yeah- LOL, he did!

[MaverickAlvis]

Excuse me, I mean't I can't picture him as Wolverine without cracking up lol

[masturbationation]

"...Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.... How dare he?!"

[YouAreHereNow]

And that is all he cares about. xD

[Francis2061]

I love that he's more annoyed that Dr Cox insulted Hugh Jackman than he is about all the other things he said.

[landcommander1981]

What's wrong with the late Danny Gans? Granted of course Mr. Gans was alive when this was originally filmed.

[nielso212]

Hugh jackman is wolverine.....How dare he