iPad Keynote in less than 180 Seconds: Incredible, Beautiful, Amazing!

[hesseng13]

This video was Incredible, Beautiful, Amazing!

[Haha007debescht]

is that a bob dylan song at the end?

[D00MWEED]

Hahaha!!

iBrainwash

[greggood2013]

what do u expect apple to do? not say nice things about their product?

[pandemiCDG]

I always thought it was retarded how they praise the shit out of their products in these presentations. If it's truly that great you don't have to remind people of it constantly. Apparently it work though.

[zaktmaster]

they need to learn new words or make up new ones

[yourweedsux]

anybody else catch man bear pig @ 1:40?????? XD

[relentless]

" Don't believe the hype - its a sequel. As an equal, can I get this through to you" *Uhm, I can't wait to get mine!? =) Apple Rocks

[iwouldlikesometea]

he uses great language.

[Laurens0712]

Remarkable

[liamstoaster]

This lends new weight to Harry Frankfurt's arguments in his essay, "On Bullshit" (yes, that's the title). Read it and tell me the Steve Jobs RDF doesn't immediately come to mind as an instance of what Frankfurt is concerned about.

[kevinzhang9112]

So what does it do...,,

[chrisstephens101]

That was a great, beautiful, great, amazing, phenominal, awsome, super video. But seriously, it was great... :)

[huzmaos]

It would be interesting to wath the keynote without these words....

[vimlopop]

U suck

[iGabriel10]

Lol very Funny xD

[DerAst1]

2:04 The prices of the iPad are really unbelievable.

[DerAst1]

The part of Phil Schiller is the best one...

[ausparallen]

that dog surfing looks like marley from CTFxC :)

[rapelpecho]

its great terrific amazing u don´t even miss a thing

[talitubby93]

Should i press Like or Dislike on this video?

[acharem]

"amazing, great, incredible, amazing, great, amazing, phenomenal" - "thank you scott"

[Ganestran]

This is what makes idiots buy these stuff and still think its incredible, Amazing, phenomenal.

until apple comes with a new unbeatable, exciting, amazing, junk to sell

than the idiots are back on the stores :)

[killerz444]

Sooo goood! I though that keynote kinda sucked, he didn't seem very confident, he said all those words but the repetition is easally noticeable even when you actually watch the keynote

[d4ark]

Isn't it awesome great nice terrific? :D Love it.

[juggernaut94]

Apple devices are for vampires and noobs.

[Ari396]

lawl



[Lubbie177]

bhahaha. awesome

[theloveshineatheist]

that's what she said!

[miniroll32]

Geee... Do you think they like the iPad?

[BeersYourFriend]

Oh man, I have a headache from laughing that hard! Amazing, Great, Phonminal, Fantastic, Increadible, Awesome, Great, Great, Great, Awesome, Great!

[atacott]

lol

[BucketheadWraith]

BAHAHAHAHA. MADE MY DAY.

[Xsoul2007]

Awesome,incredible,beautiful,a­mazing,super quality,phenomenal,exciting,so easily,simple,wonderful,cool, gorgeous,bigger,lagger,the best,magical, and we call it [ipad] i loled when he said that after all this "thats it give alittle overview about the ipad can do" 1:02

[jadenhotguy]

I guess the psychological marketing trick was to inject as many positive, incredible, amazing, beautiful, wonderful, phenomenal, magical, better, bigger, gorgeous, cool, terrific, and awesome adjectives as they can to lure the people to buy the iPad!

[batistabubu]

What a waste of money buy a laptop instead heaps more features + tv + fridges + everything they can stick the internet into 'ONE' IS ALREADY HAPPENING soo ipad is a waste of money dont believe the hype n APPLE IS EVIL IN A WEEK IT WILL RELEASE AN IPAD WITH A CAMERA N OTHER SHIT!!! p.s how u gonna jerk wen u need 2 hands 4 the ipad atleast iphone n itouch can b controlled with just the entire one hand while ur other is free to get buuusssay!!!

[boris553]

Wonderful ! Magical ! Great LOL !

[bobraja98]

annoying

[xxzippyxx]

this made me lol so hard.

[miniroll32]

Phils was the funniest!

[stormchaser34869]

"The App Store has been a... success."

[yeomanrycavalry]

useless device that can't even multitask, Android phones multitask and have way more capability than this garbage. HTC Droid Incredible blows this crap out of the water.

[AminRafat19]

This is an amazing, exciting, terrific, tremendous, piece of crap.

[MegaCukierek]

isn't it great? really nice, great, really nice... phenomenal.

[rtownz251251]

iFail XD

[rtownz251251]

iFail

[MrTrucker64]

sooo fuckin anoying

[Ovrlast7]

You did what i(/we?) thought!!!

(after seeing the OS 4 intro)

Thank you<3 =D

[locomocoto]

Wow with all that brainwashing, I'm sure they could even make a slab of rock interesting.

[TheTechAdmin]

And THAT, pretty much sums up the iPad.

[weetcka]

this one is the BEST. It's not just incredible great amazing, it's a story, with many superlatives. Amazing!

[pc4n62004]

Clever! Enjoyed it.

[weetcka]

this is even better than other "Incredible, Beautiful, Amazing! " videos.

It's like they really come to stage, say some Great Great Unbelievable Incredible superlatives, then thank and leave the stage. Love It.

[NoogahOogah]

You just.......do!

[ImperialArmour]

fucking annoying.

[raisinia12]

beatiful beatiful beatiful beati beati THANK YOU lol

[AlfieWilRus]

holy crap i didnt see any asians in the audience

[THEDUBMAN101]

Heyy youtubers, if you want to get one of these for free brand new from apple message me for the link to my site !!

[gunblade64]

Wow someone had too much time... i didn't even watched the whole thing :P

[OhaiMike]

2:18 He's My Neighbor :D!!!!

Go Mr. M!

[OhaiMike]

2:18 He's My Neighbor :D!!!!

Go Mr. M!

[Cypern]

HAHA....amazing, fantastic great video....

[Cypern]

HAHA....amazing, fantastic great video....

[Emomoz]

Great Amazing and really Beautiful

[DudeTheCrazy]

Lol this is awesome

[smelliot9]

you just doo!

[smelliot9]

you just doo!

[boazagmon]

Amazing! but if you think about buying the new i pad think again or at least watch this video: "apple made a flop" -here on youtube

[denWere]

It's a great toy for your cat.

[635574]

we did see the audience. and we know old people and children brought up by old people are easily manipulated ecause they've never used anything that is HD touchscreen and don't want to see comparisons between other products. great job bringing near the Idiocracy, Jobs!

[ButtersStotch7000]

2:04. UNBELIEVABLE!

Apple's share price just jumped when investors saw those prices!

[stivante]

iSerialKiller 2:38

[Xsoul2007]

Lmao, they should name it " igod"

[hyunchoi98]

OMG HAHAHA LOL

[otofcontroll]

i bet this is what it would sound like if steve had a stroke

[evrbody]

Meat Loaf at 2:19!

[andywillkillyou]

you've unlocked the secrets for how apple makes the products look good 0.o

[maxworld75]

APPLE = TOYS FOR IGNORANT MONKEYS.  A sect which brainwashes without any shame.

[glycoboy]

al gore is such a scam artist... but apple is cool

[PurushaDesa]

Whenever I see that clip of Scott 'Crazy Eyes' Forstall saying, "You just... DO", I can't help thinking there are dead women in the trunk of his car.

[TravisDGEdna]

These gentlemen are talking about the iPad the whole time, I hope. It sounds like they're bragging about something else here... 0_o

[Kkunchev]

How is this better than a laptop? A 5 year old laptop can do a lot more than this POS.

[ipadbuzzblog]

LOL, nice work IPADBUZZ . ORG

[martyAD]

Scott forstall has a nack for making you feel uncomfortable...

[figaw]

omg this was so funny, although i might not agree to "everything" stated in the movie ;D it sure does make a great "commercial-lengthed" iPad promoter :P

[figaw]

omg this was so funny, although i might not agree to "everything" stated in the movie ;D it sure does make a great "commercial-lengthed" iPad promoter :P

[PatrickBroers]

This video basicly shows how sad most Apple fans are. This thing can do NOTHING more than your everage PDA but a lot less.......Steve Jobs moves, looks, talks and dresses like the loser he is. If you have a few hundred dollars left maybe you should donate them to Africa instead of throwing it away on some stuck-up useless gadget!!

[justinupsm]

how did this ever get so many views

[DenHeadless]

Cool video:)

[8DX]

L. O. L.

[SNOPPY4979]

This is to funny! Oh and I subscribed

[Rubes2525]

Lol, I liked the Phil segment. beatifulbeatifulbeatifulbeatif­ulbeatifulbeatiful... XD

[uhupatta]

HAHA

[BogiePassion]

Thanks, enjoyed it a lot! It reminds me that i should more often filter out these type of words when reading or listening newspapers, magazines, radio or TV: sometimes, messages get very empty, sometimes you discover the colouring of the news, which can be very insightful.

[tadeczekk]

thanks for this amazing, phenomenal, great, exciting movie.

[aaajhs]

I lol'd.

[ZeShroom]

Epic

[ZeShroom]

Epic

[FubarAndBoner]

Ipad gives you brain cancer

[kejsi87]

lolololololol

[kejsi87]

lolololololol

[mmangoud]

take care i hear today that i pad has many bugs and after they lunch 300000 products many complain so take care and be careful before you buy one

[mmangoud]

take care i hear today that i pad has many bugs and after they lunch 300000 products many complain so take care and be careful before you buy one

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[basoon27]

The next Apple invention should be the iThesaurus.

[basoon27]

The next Apple invention should be the iThesaurus.

[basoon27]

The next Apple invention should be the iThesaurus.

[basoon27]

The next apple invention should be the iThesaurus. Time for some new words...

[lankey32]

The I pad is so simple it doesnt even have a fucking camera!! or earphones !! Thanks steve ! why dont you come out with the second generation tomorrow!!

[lankey32]

The I pad is so simple it doesnt even have a fucking camera!! or earphones !! Thanks steve ! why dont you come out with the second generation tomorrow!!

[lankey32]

The I pad is so simple it doesnt even have a fucking camera!! or earphones !! Thanks steve ! why dont you come out with the second generation tomorrow!!

[lankey32]

The I pad is so simple it doesnt even have a fucking camera!! or earphones !! Thanks steve ! why dont you come out with the second generation tomorrow!!

[lankey32]

The I pad is so simple it doesnt even have a fucking camera!! or earphones !! Thanks steve ! why dont you come out with the second generation tomorrow!!

[Ham1197]

hahahah nice job, it sums up the ipad

[Ham1197]

hahahah nice job, it sums up the ipad

[Tregen300]

no flash support, no camera, no multi tasking...the list goes on. this thing sucks

[Tregen300]

I wish someone ran up on that stage and said: first the thing is called an ipad. Could u get any worse. Then say: It has no camera, does not support flash and, no multi-tasking, you need a gazillion adapters and it uses microSIMS that almost no one uses. And then ask the crowd, Is it so magical now?

[Tregen300]

I wish someone ran up on that stage and said: first the thing is called an ipad. Could u get any worse. Then say: It has no camera, does not support flash and, no multi-tasking, you need a gazillion adapters and it uses microSIMS that almost no one uses. And then ask the crowd, Is it so magical now?

[Tregen300]

I wish someone ran up on that stage and said: first the thing is called an ipad. Could u get any worse. Then say: It has no camera, does not support flash and, no multi-tasking, you need a gazillion adapters and it uses microSIMS that almost no one uses. And then ask the crowd, Is it so magical now?

[Zuerill]

apple is so f*ckin narcisistic....

great video

[Zuerill]

apple is so fuckin narcicistic....

[spankwalla]

Just when you thought they couldn't self-congratulate themselves any more.... :-)

[spankwalla]

Just when you thought they couldn't self-congratulate themselves any more.... :-)

[asalimi]

Great job mate!

[getser]

I love "ambitious" just as the price flashes up :)

[surferpyro]

hahaha genius

[greatwallofchina]

this is hillarious. :D lolololol

[greatwallofchina]

this is hillarious. :D lolololol

[greatwallofchina]

this is hillarious. :D lolololol

[zonexll]

Did I hear that right? Did he just say "way better than a laptop? Don't tell me that those gullible eApple fanboys believe that too!

[zonexll]

Did I hear that right? Did he just say "way better than a laptop? Don't tell me that those gullible eApple fanboys believe that too!

[zonexll]

How many popular applications does this device support? Photoshop, Office, my tax program, bootcamp Windows, can it run all that? Can it play some older PC games that dont require the latest high end system? Does it have a hard drive? What did you say? None of that?! So all the applications I bought for the iMac are worthless? So I can't store several movies on my machine when I'm on a trip because of the lack of storage? What? No real keyboard? That's unbelievable, what a useless machine!!

[AverageComputerGuy]

LOL

[YOUDUDE56]

amazing phenomenal magical. thats what she said ;)

[YOUDUDE56]

amazing phenomenal magical. thats what she said ;)

[YOUDUDE56]

amazing phenomenal magical. thats what she said ;)

[YOUDUDE56]

amazing phenomenal magical. thats what she said ;)

[MrUnicron24]

Double you tee eff. :D

[Comictuber]

thats what she said

[Comictuber]

That's What She said.

[Comictuber]

That's What She Said

[inphi]

Lol. All marketing, nothing innovative. LAMO.

[inphi]

Lol. All marketing, nothing innovative. LAMO.

[gunzrfun]

Thats what she said

[ipodtouchacker]

I still don't know, is this actually any good? I know it's great and magical but is it good? Haha

[beeba12]

Haha yeah when I saw the full thing I was like. He keeps on repeating and the iPhone can do all of that and make calls

[retsiembrU]

the Manipulators

[retsiembrU]

the MANIPULATORS

[impurekind]

You know,

The iPad is pretty great, amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, phenomenal...

Wait a sec...

:o

[impurekind]

You know,

The iPad is pretty great, amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, phenomenal...

Wait a sec...

:o

[impurekind]

You know,

The iPad is pretty great, amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, phenomenal...

Wait a sec...

:o

[impurekind]

You know,

The iPad is pretty great, amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, phenomenal...

Wait a sec...

:o

[mattjackbrown]

This was a great incredible great phenominal great unbelievably great video. I laughed.

[lukevalmurray]

iPad:

No sdcard

No multi-tasking

No flash

No customization

No freedom of choice (you can't even install apps from outside the App Store)

But if you like Hitler-like control, then choose Crapple!

[lukevalmurray]

iPad:

No sdcard

No multi-tasking

No flash

No customization

No freedom of choice (you can't even install apps from outside the App Store)

But if you like Hitler-like control, then choose Crapple!

[dsa0224]

Ipad= I FAG......people who buy the ipad= retarded brainless noobs making themselves broke just to make steve jobs rich... reason why people cant pay a single morgage.

[dsa0224]

Ipad= I FAG......people who buy the ipad= retarded brainless noobs making themselves broke just to make steve jobs rich... reason why people cant pay a single morgage.

[dsa0224]

Ipad= I FAG......people who buy the ipad= retarded brainless noobs making themselves broke just to make steve jobs rich... reason why people cant pay a single morgage.

[johnny4992]

people should look at getting a Asus t91mt instead of the ipad is the same price and size but with much more functionally

[johnny4992]

people should look at buying a Asus t91mt same price and similar size and can do a whole lot more.

[johnny4992]

people should look at buying a Asus t91mt same price and similar size and can do a whole lot more.

[johnny4992]

people should look at buying a Asus t91mt same price and similar size and can do a whole lot more.

[johnny4992]

people should look at buying a Asus t91mt same price and similiar size and can do a whole lot more.

[johnny4992]

people should look at buying a Asus t91mt same price and similiar size and can do a whole lot more.

[VideoUploaderTester]

LMFAO

[newbedave1]

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[newbedave1]

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[newbedave1]

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[newbedave1]

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[xananadu]

ipad is a piece of crap, WORD

[xananadu]

ipad is a piece of crap, WORD

[xananadu]

ipad is a piece of crap, WORD

[xananadu]

ipad is a piece of shit, WORD

[xananadu]

ipad is a piece of fucking shit, WORD

[stormchaser34869]

Steve: We're introducing an... amazing product today. What this device does is... phenomenal.

Scott: The app store has been a... success.

Steve: Isn't it awesome?

Phil: This is awesome.

Steve: Isn't it great?

[stormchaser34869]

Steve: We're introducing an... amazing product today. What this device does is... phenomenal.

Scott: The app store has been a... success.

Steve: Isn't it awesome?

Phil: This is awesome.

Steve: Isn't it great?

[stormchaser34869]

Steve: We're introducing an... amazing product today. What this device does is... phenomenal.

Scott: The app store has been a... success.

Steve: Isn't it awesome?

Phil: This is awesome.

Steve: Isn't it great?

[stormchaser34869]

Steve: We're introducing an... amazing product today. What this device does is... phenomenal.

Scott: The app store has been a... success.

Steve: Isn't it awesome?

Phil: This is awesome.

Steve: Isn't it great?

[stormchaser34869]

Steve: We're introducing an... amazing product today. What this device does is... phenomenal.

Scott: The app store has been a... success.

Steve: Isn't it awesome?

Phil: This is awesome.

Steve: Isn't it great?

[stormchaser34869]

Steve: We're introducing an... amazing product today. What this device does is... phenomenal.

Scott: The app store has been a... success.

Steve: Isn't it awesome?

Phil: This is awesome.

Steve: Isn't it great?