two and a half men theme song

[TheDanh1234]

men men men men men men men men men men

[firewaterdirt]

My Favorite Part Is When They Say "men"

[ionaiscool1]

awww charlie sheen was the only reason why two and a half men was still going-the new series is nothvin without him :(

[HDavies02]

I Like The Bit When They Say Men

[Megarjonny]

Charlie Sheen faz falta

[69abdullah69]

we miss u charlie!!!



[Jazmin1118925]

I wonder if their breath stink 0.o

[TheMisscute1234]

@Jazmin1118925 LOL. XDDD

[Zooroonies]

WIN!

[MaxamillianArturo]

31 people are not manly men

[pirlo2166]

ahhh we miss charlie shenn ..

[Sean201016]

Blem blem blem... Blemm blem blem blem blem.... Bleeeeeemmm

[TaylorKushh]

@Sean201016 The blem are saying men.

[BeachBumRAP]

@Tone411

I thought Jake was still in school. When does he find the time to work as a miner?

[CoolCharts]

Two and a half Men is wrong,because Angus T. Jones is 18 years old.

18years = MEN

WRONG NAME!

[Tone411]

@CoolCharts Angus is an adult but Jake is still a miner.

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

The guy singing at the beginning sounds like Homer Simpson.

[KPO848]

Men men men men Menly men men men (Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) Men men men men Menly men men men (Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhh) Men men men men menly men Uhuhu huuuu Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Men men men men Menly men men men Men men men men Menly men men men Aaaaahhhhhhh (Meeeeennn)

And there's the lirycs. =D

[Shadohz75]

@KPO848 ... and you would be wrong unfortunately. "uh" sounds like "ugh" or "um". It's "hoo" as in "who" and the last word was "ha" or hah", not "ah". ijs

[abigailbooth]

Ashton kutcher is hot

[FirdausMohandas]

We don't want Ashton Kutcher! Bring back Charlie Sheen!

[OnlineOfficialVideos]

CHARLIE IS WAY BETTER!! ITS SHIT NOT THAT HE IS GONE.

[MistressOfDarkness33]

I MISS CHARLIE DX

[Felixmaus1995]

English:

I thing Charly Sheen was the best two and a half men actor .pity that two and a half men charlie kickted.... .I think charlie should first of its drug and alcohol get away and then we will see further.

Deutsch:

Ich finde charly Sheen war der beste Two anda alf men shauspieler.Leider haben two and a half men ihn rausgeschmissen . Ich finde charly sheen sollte ersteinmal von seinen Drogen und dem Alkohol weg kommen und dann sehen wir weiter

[DiCam3667]

CHARLI U RULE FOREVER!

[TheShadedMistress]

i read somewhere that the girl that speaks for buttercup on the powerpuff girls sings jakes part in the theme song.

[IchigoHinasaki]

@TheShadedMistress She does.

[Franchico60]

BRING BACK CHARLIE SHEEN! KILL ASHTON KUTCHER!

[halosmallmac]

@Franchico60 didnt they kill his character in the show?

[Franchico60]

@halosmallmac No. I'm praying to kill him and bring back Charlie Sheen.

[UnboxingFaQs]

shit i forgot the lyrics

[MaxamillianArturo]

Charlie Sheen is Looney

[sindre101]

2 and 3/4 men

[AALLJJNNDDRR]

0:17 Jake

[utahrapter8]

GAY SONG XD

[vkostic600]

@FraserHenryMulliner

because it IS a forty year old woman. the kid is lipsynching.

[only2comment98]

@vkostic600 Yeah, that forty year old woman the kid is lipsyncing for is Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls and Tommy from Rugrats c: Don't believe me? Look it up!

[00Alexu00]

Two and a half GAY

[FraserHenryMulliner]

The little kid actually sounds like a forty year old woman.

[PsnGamingSkillz]

Here are the lyrics:

MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN

MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN

ooo Men men men men meny men

Oo oo oo oo oo

*Boy enters*

Men men men men meny men oo oo oo

Well you get the point. Loads of men!

[tiho86]

Just me,or Charlie sound like Homer

[scottriche]

kid sounds like a lady

[AlyssaLuvsYou01]

This is to funny i love this song

[pntbllath]

Most people dont know this but in the theme song if you look closely Jake gets bigger at the end..in the latest season hes so big he goes off the screen

[Xnewl00kz]

@STLcardinals1994

dude justin bieber is more girly than girls -.- u hurt girls feeling when u say they like justin bieber ..

[panzyzoo]

i dont get why in that whole song they didnt say men once even tho its called 2 and a half men =D

[UnboxingFaQs]

@panzyzoo the entire song is men

[panzyzoo]

@UnboxingFaQs is it? is it really? ;)

[SuperDJPee]

@panzyzoo your ears need cleaning...

[panzyzoo]

@SuperDJPee they sure do! :P

[DefyGravity464]

@panzyzoo lol

[ClOvErTrendy]

OMG that kid sings like a girl! ;DDDDDD

[nataliekeeler]

This song is in my head on a daily basis, I walk round my house singing it - my neighbours must think i'm nuts.

[ArchitectDC]

Anyone know the tune/melody/song that plays whenever Charlie is waking up in the morning? thank to whoever can answer!

[TheGrungeGamer]

I support Charlie Sheen. WINNING! :D

[FGwriter]

Why does almost everyone think the little kid is really singing? He's not and neither are Charlie Sheen or Jon Cryer - they're ALL lip-syncing other singers. The person singing the kid's part is E.G. Daily, an actress/singer who played Pee Wee Herman's girlfriend Dottie, and the voice of cartoon characters like Tommy from Rugrats and Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls

[KingOfKingz819]

@FGwriter whoa really??? that was EG Daily??? i didnt know that lol

[LewisC9711]

Charlies sheen is winning

that kid is winning at the butsecks game

[snoopy99990]

None of you have actually seen what it will be like with Ashton Kutcher yet but is should do ok.Anywho I would rather watch charlie sheen than that garbage the block they replaced him with and god help us all the even worse Scott Cam

[dre8377]

is the kid really singng it

[vittoria743]

That kid sounds gay

[JIGSAWHOFFMAN11]

IS THAT JAKE REALLY SIGING?

[DefyGravity464]

@JIGSAWHOFFMAN11

It's a girl. xD

[TheHaseeCalling]

I like it with charlie sheen, not ashton kutcher... :(

[MaRsHaLbratsk]

GIVE ME THE TEXT OF THIS SONG!!!

[Ivannasweet24]

fuck i forgot the lyrics -.-

[thedex050]

@Ivannasweet24 Men Men Men Men Menly Men Men Men

[Wrestling824]

Like this if the tunes stuck in ur head.

[justanotherchicgeek]

Jake is so cute in this :}

[TheSnickers99]

LMFAOOO IM DYINGGGG

[PotatoBro]

My new ringtone xD

[AlexDelPiero07]

25 people are NOT EVEN HALF A MAN and hence pressed the DISLIKE button....

[Suplee2]

the kid's smile in middle at the end creep me out, is it even called a smile?

[MegaCrowman]

the kid sounds like a young Donny Osmond

[dreamofdancing13]

i sweat this theme song 4 some reason? idk y?

[jdwhite2001]

I bet the kid who played Jake was probally laughing when he heard on the show he sings that since a girl did it...

[KingNazaru]

Unlike you Charlie Sheen tards, I'm going to wait until I see how Ashton Kutcher does before I judge him. Some of us thought Heath Ledger would be a bad Joker, and look what happpened.

[MrSuperTevez]

@KingNazaru I thought being six feet under was a bad thing?

[KingNazaru]

@MrSuperTevez I don't understand.

[nextgenwarrior]

Manly men...yet at least 2 of them sound like girls in the opening.....

[babycakeslovesya]

loool luv this #ftw

[msheikh23]

men men men men men menly men men men (oooooooooooh)

Men men men men menly men ooh oh oooh ooh oh

[johanii]

Two and a half men will be so bad without charlie sheen.

[Die3Skater]

#LOL



[Die3Skater]

LoL this #FTW

[MrSuperTevez]

I want to start watching the show but I dont know what season is currently showing on Comedy Central..I dont want to watch half way through and not understand it :)

[pricelessangie]

@MrSuperTevez here's a crazy idea...start at season 1

[MrSuperTevez]

@pricelessangie And how do you expect me to do that? write a letter to comedy central asking them to restart the whole series in the hope that they stop showing the rest of the series and start again on my behalf? you clearly didnt read my comment correctly.

[pricelessangie]

@MrSuperTevez no, clearly you didn't think about MY comment. you could rent the rest of the seasons. or a cheaper way would be to look the episodes up online (hulu.com, alluc.org, ..etc). youtube might have episodes split into parts... you're welcome for the idea!

[MrSuperTevez]

@pricelessangie In my original comment I didnt mention anything about "hulu" or "alluc", I clearly stated that I was only willing to watch the show on Comedy Central. Can you read?

[pricelessangie]

@MrSuperTevez Obviously, they're not going to start over unless it's a marathon event. Even if they do start from the pilot episode, the rest of episodes will be out of order due to scheduling conflicts with other shows. Plus, if you're really serious about watching the series from the beginning, there are other methods of doing so (as I've mentioned; you just won't make use of them). Just letting you know...

[MrSuperTevez]

@pricelessangie Ok well thanks for informing me about my original question. I would watch from a TV site but my internet is too slow to buffer videos and put up with that crap.

[pricelessangie]

@MrSuperTevez again, you can always rent...

[MrSuperTevez]

@pricelessangie Skint.

[pricelessangie]

@MrSuperTevez ok see if anyone can lend it whatever they have

[dcguy30]

Did anyone else see Jake grow up in the background??

[KingNazaru]

@dcguy30 Finally, we caught puberty on film.

[kristtozz]

;) #FTW

[IFreakSlide]

No Kings, No God, only Charlie Sheen's

[koolmans123456]

cool

[eleectriizaado]

I find this lyrics so difficult to learn.

[proloz]

Charlie Sheen is so overrated. I love Two and a Half men but Jon Cryer is the best part of the show!

[Damon089]

Charlie Sheen is WINNING

Ashton Kutcher is obviously NOT

[nonobobo101]

Or 25

[nonobobo101]

Wow great voice but the 28 people that hate it are nuts

[Syndacade]

This is type of shit i would expect them to play at a gay club lol

[NowhereManish]

I've never watched the show but I saw this theme the other day and I love it lol.

[HaloFan229]

I absolutly love this song!!!:)

[codythegerbil]

i always missed the first ten minutes of the show and when i heard this in the credits i thought angus was a girl

[coventrygardens]

@codythegerbil i always thought it was a woman's voice, until i found the theme on youtube a couple of days ago. i was surprised to see that jones ( jake ) was singing it. also i didn't realize that sheen and cryer were singing the theme till i found it on youtube. i think most themes are not sung by the actors or characters that are in the show.

[artur1992online]

Charlie Sheen FTW

[obvickhouse64]

woah, i just noticed at the end, where the young guy all of a sudden grows up. CREEEEPPY!!

[tangoman111]

@obvickhouse64 new ones are creepier

[kingsalar1]

mrn mrn mrn this songs about meeeeeeeeeeee :D

[8isanumber]

#ftw

[nandotime3000]

Am I the only one that finds the end creepy?

AND CHARLIE SHEEN REIGNS SUPREME!!!

[maniilovex3]

I could watch this all day. I think i might :)

[xceed09]

LOL

[marmstorfer]

FUCH YOU CHARLIE

[MzNewKlear]

@marmstorfer DUDE! CHarlie is the best.....

[marmstorfer]

@marmstorfer yea... until he has FUCKED up the whole show, DUDE!

[imleleandshescrikey]

im making a show called two and a half cookies

[ladymadam3]

I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

[strajja]

@peacelovebeachyygirl

DUDE IM TELLING YOU,AMOUNT OF PRESSURE HE IS UP AGAINST IS UNBELIEVABLE...I SYMPATHIZE WITH HIM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US WOULD EVENTUALLY CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE...

AMAZING SHOW...SUPPORT FOR CHARLIE!!

[MrSuperTevez]

@strajja Under pressure from who? his cock for fucking more woman and his nostrils for sniffing drugs?

[AlexDelPiero07]

@strajja Here's the deal : Stop doing insane amounts of cocaine, stop being an idiot and stop trying to make it sound like you are the "amazing" when you CLEARLY are not..... Because THESE are the things Charlie Sheen is doing, it's not like the world hates him.... If they did, he wouldn't become famous or wealthy or even get a chance to showcase his talents.... There are 1000s of actors who are 10 times more talented than he is, but do not get an opportunity.... That's what it's all about !!!

[Puzzlenaut]

@strajja LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

[bigbadbeast2007]

stupid



[frigasmiga]

 #FTW

[jaws553]

kid sounds gay

[MEIZimm]

I love this song, but I keep I keep forgetting the words...

[DefyGravity464]

@MEIZimm

lol

[MrBiertier]

does it mean men men men men men men men men men

or men men men men manly men men men

and if it means manly men what does menly mean

[strajja]

@peacelovebeachyygirl

he didnt fuck up!!! how would you act if you earned $2 million per EPISODE!!!!!!!

YOU WOULD FUCK UP 2 ...GIVE MAN A BREAK!!!



[barbosadeoliveira]

Muito boa a evolução de Jake na abertura original. :)

[alicuaa]

Charlie Sheen fuck u

[brazilianshorty5377]

jake grew up to fast  Dx

[sfilms100]

ftw



[matrixmario]

i just realized nearing the end of the song, they age jake like 5 years later

[MarcelZockt]

was ist jetz eig mit Charlie Sheen passiert?

[DarthSpongebob82]

Awesome i was thinking of this song all day today

[H2OSecrets]

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE SOUND LIKE A LIL GIRL!!!

[DaemonGirl11]

@H2OSecrets

oh i dont know...hes a little boy!

think about micheal jackson and the jackson 5 and all those other preformers.

[FeelingSpiffee]

@H2OSecrets because the person who sings his part in the intro IS a girl ahaha. 

[nadyXOXO]

@H2OSecrets because a girl actually sings his part and he just mimes it. none of the three guys sing what you hear. this was recorded in a studio by other people and these guys mime it. :)))

[Jeeeeeeeeecky]

mann mann mannn^^:***

[Franchico60]

@BelieberFeverJBieber Yup!

[maddieschiffler]

At the end the kid looks like hes in pain

[Franchico60]

@FraeuleinBina Yeah! =D

[h6oib]

winning

[twato1]

righttttt, it appears the kid ages 30 thirty years within the last few seconds O.o

[Suddy911]

that little kids voice is fucking annoying.

[pearldrumsarecool]

@Suddy911 People like you are fucking annoying.

[LoveQuiche]

theme song is annoying, i never thought this show was funny

[totti4251]

@LoveQuiche then dont search for videos that u dont like u dumb

[videobox123]

@LoveQuiche then why look it up for???

[LoveQuiche]

@videobox123 cuz charlie sheen is in going crazy which is why everyone is watchin this kinda stuff, duh

[irena7777777]

@LoveQuiche Annoying song and Charlie Sheen has an annoying face

[TheNewnice]

Men Rules!!!!

[djklink20009]

why has everyone got a boner for charlie sheen hes just another average joe now martin sheen hes a cool dude hes the effin illusive man!

[CSpan1993]

Do people actually find this show funny?

[Ddgolem12]

@CSpan1993 Yup

[OfficialDPhresh]

CHARLIE SHEEN #FTW

[sansanana]

@OfficialDPhresh Charlie Sheen is already bi-winning :P

[sansanana]

@OfficialDPhresh Charlie Sheen is already bi-winning :P

[TheOutsidersProblem]

At least fire Charlie after the season ends, makes no sense to fire him when the season isn't even over.

[musicman257]

one of the best sitcomes we had in a while.need to finish up the season

[robotfamilygchicken]

@MrCharIieSheen you are the best...ever

[xthat1337guyx]

RIP

[Ddgolem12]

@peacelovebeachyygirl Couldnt have said it better myself

[daniel849]

I want the show back.

[lorenamario1]

cooool

[IchFresseMeinenKopf1]

retarded tv show for fucked-up mentally retarded douche bags. go fuck yourself two and a half man and may allah burn all its motherfucking fans to motherfucking piles of ash!

[Maeberry5]

WINNING!

[NegativeOutlook4]

2 and a half men... so which one's the hermaphrodite?