Original 976 Dial A Date Commercial

[puppaducka]

Well if a girls coming to my house in a limo I better call!

[lurch321]

Isn't that Eric Freeman from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2?? He looks JUST like him!

[eyeh8nbc]

What happened if you called when nobody else was on the line, or if it was all guys?

[HEBisreal]

dial-a-rape

[FishprodProductions]

"I called and now I get a ride in a limo to the mansion!"

[DaGoulian]

"Are you good looking?"

"I think so."

"Oh so ugly, no thanks." *hangs up*

[dellculookin]

pre-internet hookup. Great way to meet a serial killer.

[RetroBoyWontDie]

"So, are your tits real?"

"I'll wear my new miniskirt."

"Don't wear any panties, tho, k?"

Chick: "Is it ok that I have a penis?"

[Brinah]

@RetroBoyWontDie that's a good one! ROTFLAMO!!!!!

[onlocash]

This is what your parents were doing back in the day

before the internet was mainstream and before Yahoo messenger and Skype

[frednora]

Are you attractive? Yeah, I look like pre boob-job Dolly Parton... *click*

[Synthetrix]

I remember shortly after they started these numbers, an old friend ran up my phone bill calling them in the middle of the night. What a bozo he was and still is.

[stud0k]

i will wear my new mini skirt u will love it (she sounds a loose she will only probley be wearing it for an hour or less any way )

[melaniestevens]

he: are you attractive?

she: well, probably about as attractive as you are!

[lemondoughnut]

dial a rape

[duffieldmanor]

are you attractive - yes so attractive that I can't get a guy without dial a date! V funny

[multimediaperson]

ahahahHAHAHhahahHAHhahahHA

[blinkingblythe]

"are you attaractive"

"What? WTF is supposed be be that question. You some of a bitch motherfucker!" SLAM!

[arwentroi]

That sounds terrific!

[sonicgenki]

I will wear my new mini skirt, You'll love it...LOL

[oddzerozero]

are you attractive? well I think so!

[Rodney]

...it's fun, it's exciting, it's fantastic...it's a stupid dumbass piece of shit...