Eugene Mirman's advice for surviving high school, getting into college, and surviving drugs and rock

[shiver222]

I love his comedy. I just get annoyed by video cuts. Not just here- everywhere. Maybe it's because I'm jealous. Imagine my awesome life if I could act erratically all day, then just cut out the parts that didn't work out so good...

[TheHouseOffice]

..a sword.

[YourMarked]

I think the most important thing to remember in HS is knowing which hot chick was transferred to a different school, so you can tell everyone you fucked her.

[607tommy]

i knew a horse would of made high school suck less.....

[DisforDubby]

i absolutely love this bastard

[videoINSPECTOR5555]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

[yesthisisshiloh]

He looks sort of like a chubby Liza Minnelli

[418atdavis]

AIDS......grades



[DropkickHelen]

I WANT THOSE GLASSES!!!!!

[dj3109]

gegahgoogehgah AIDS.....>.>....GRADES.....



[BatDude27]

this guys voice makes me wanna kill myself...

[RyanR1128]

he looks like a fat version of jay cutler from the bears.

[blakeTh3snake]

cheesy scrotum?

[fullfire55]

Oh wow. I remember him. The guy from FotC! :D

[mzdimples101]

Louis C.K.

Eugene Mirman

Nick Swardson

Jon Glaser

Sam Seder

H. Jon Benjamin

The Entire Cast n Head Writers of Arrested Development ...

Please get to together and make EPIC BLITHE for us all....

[yeahryanhbltz]

@mzdimples101 It's called Bob's Burgers. Well just the Eugene Mirman and H. Jon Benjamin part.

[joeyz103]

VODKA

[jx64b]

.... tiiiiime travel acccident ..... whahahahahahahaha

[secretcountry]

eugene mirman= one of the greatest/most underrated comedians of all time

[paniuroczy]

I really wanna hug you.

[Jackiistan]

"Cocaine, from what I understand, is only okay in small quantaties, in the 1920's."

[DisneyStarsTube]

there aren't a lot of lacrosse jobs so don't worry lol

[clipclop15]

fucking funniest comedian ever. on

[makemelaguh1217]

lmao this was great. i love it. favorited.

[HelloxNasty]

Hahaha, I laughed at that "All I have is my weird jacket" line, because it was true for me in high school!

[toyexpert939]

im going to high school 4 months from now

[computerdude5421]

@toyexpert939 same here. i heard at my high school they've got a "punch a freshman" day where all the seinors punch freshmen.

[MafiaCatProductions]

so i want to help most of you...some of you...team porno....where are we going to get barely legals if everyone is in college, right america? LMAO!!

[blazethekushfool]

Where are we gonna get barely legals if everyone goes to college

[murdaa666]

good job..

[jonnyfamos69]

@ murda666, ur a spamming fag

[TheMidgetchaser]

holy crap. your the dude from the chonchords

[jonnyfamos69]

be careful of the size of the balloon!

[murdaa666]

good job..

[animilautrec]

It's only been 2 years since high school, and already I am better than my bullies. I am not surprised.

[zizznatch]

lol repeat sumfin funny u said here lolol

[lucky7monkey]

Is this guy trying to be Eric Wareheim or is Eric Wareheim trying to be this guy?

[Amathev]

They're trying to be themselves.

[murdaa666]

dude.. soooo much different. that was the worst comparison ever. fail

[emz0ne]

this guy is so funny

[yungswaggaboi]

lmao @ barely legals

[DAlax17]

one of which.. is a sword

[tjd92295]

dont drink so much u die rofl

[stormmariem]

"time travel accident, that hasn't happened yet:"

[stormmariem]

"grades..."

[irtimed]

"all i have is my wierd jacket."

[djd4114]

"you wanna be a professional motorcycle driver, u do that, just know that that is a bad choice"

i freakin lost it when he said that, mirman is a comedic genius

[MrTumN3s]

that's the same part i couldn't stop laughing, oh my god.

[Ramonesfan990]

aids...... I mean grades lmao the weird jacket part is great

[fooshfoosh]

i just shit myself

[DJMeowMixer]

Thank you Eugene!

[geglesmash]

hahaha

"where are we going to get all those barely legals if everyone is in college am i right america?"

hahaha i love this guy

[thetalentedmrwhite]

Great stuff: I don't know what you've heard, but don't commit murder. It doesn't matter what your application says...... Murder!? Great stuff.

[RobotBacon]

Thanks for transcribing a small part of the video. It wasn't funny without you repeating it!

[speciesofpositive]

Wow, this is awesome!

[khalilchatoo]

lol'd