Turtle Rape Shoe

[5ivepdx]

PLAY IT AT DOUBLE SPEED!  :D

[tk20028]

@5ivepdx Do half speed!

[5ivepdx]

@tk20028 thanks, now i'm gonna have nightmares. :D :D

[T0RK]

Until I saw this video, I didn't even know turtles made noises. He sounds so cute!!!

[FaithieGirl101]

OMG The face and the sounds are just epic ahahaha

[whatchutalkinabout1]

How is babby formed?

[StewartmsFuoco]

it's like it's motioning for it to come closer.

[1991bw]

Squirtle uses Rape!

...it Wasn't very effective

[scottmcg666]

And unnecessary male facial expression shot just like every other porn

[sandoval91402]

unnecessary penis close up shot just like every other porn

[FleazZz952]

God Damnit, Reddit.

[dykim90]

i like how you went to different angles to get spectacular shots. you should shoot porn.

[MinnesotaUnlimited]

e, e, e.

[ChiProd23]

That boot is a SLUT

[arrozhombre]

That's the best O-face I've ever seen

[Stoh13]

im 12 what is turtle doing

[Phailurism]

@Stoh13 pushups

[gotitans999]

sittin on da toilet

[ownagesalad69]

oh dear god

[DrunkAsFuck2NiteRiky]

2x speed = sick dubstep remix

[RickRollMe]

lol watch it in 2x speed

[GamesR4FITE]

Well in case I ever wondered what a turtle penis looked like...

[jackalsdole]

i wana be raped by a turtle. it would be so adorable

[ninetails762]

Oh my god, he looks just like my Russian tortoise Reznov! Note to self: keep Reznov away from my shoes!

[gillettecrackers]

Shit, I got a boner.

[pricemz1]

cowabunga dude!

[matlock044]

Squirtle... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[18lalalalala]

I..I don't..

[Koru]

Oh god it's a squeak toy!

[Azures7]

1:35 - "Wait... this is a shoe, fuck."

[itzapro]

Today I learned that there's animal porn on youtube.

[ToasterAthiesm]

ಠ_ಠ

[AchievementOverload]

The cutest rape ever

[OjBlack59]

O_O

[maXoSRB]

ahahhahha dal nas ima i ovde???? :)

[D0nKima]

Udriiiiiiiii Donatelo!

[StajkeSrbin93]

Jadaaan... Hteo da jebe, ali..... :D

[karlfreakz]

the poor little fellow

[banterdragon]

that's the most land-based turtle i've ever seen...

[Raindahkitty]

DAT NOISE

[warrirornunluv801]

It's cute...but it's disturbing...

IT'S DISTURBING CUTE!

[AngelBloodMaster]

that noise is so cute!

[MissSparklyGlitter]

wtf........... sick

[Vorlnax]

aah...

[SuperPlatypus4]

Doesn't matter had sex!! :)

[2Seatroll2]

1:07

Changin position ftw

[andipoetic]

That's got to be the strangest and cutest noise ever...

[peeka96]

bahahahahahah i love how he repostions himself at 1:04!

[Xoannie12xo]

Omg that was so cute... And gross, and funny

[jadeybopxo]

hahahahaha :L:L:L soo cutee .... in a strange awkward way :L?

[XxshadeaxX]

lmao ! worldsdumbest on Trutv brought me here xD

[freiheitsalv]

:foreveralone:

[Nekoboy329]

GET SOME!

[StefanoD420]

thats disgusting lmao

[singing14lovebug]

same here :P

[SSunnyLagALots]

*brought

[SSunnyLagALots]

Ray William Johnson broght me here!

Go Franklin go!

[army719]

Одним словом Raywilliamjohnson

[samoankingtx]

shoe fetish ftw

[FrenchieZara]

hahahaha!! ew, that's weird but cute(:

[znofle]

hehe

[JayKaze]

I wonder if the guy wore his shoe after that...

[nick1987ization]

OMG THIS IS SO GREAT DID HE CUM????

[JRNNRJ]

My friends showed me this 2 weeks ago, and since then everybody goes around making this sound :P

[Stepje93]

that is the cutest sound i ever heard during a rape

[akandmore]

@Stepje93 you obviously haven't been raped by the right people.

[Stepje93]

so cute

[Ladibela]

This tortoise is a lover not a fighter.

[Iamsabrinaforlife]

Eee~

*deep breath*

Eee~

*deep breath*

Eee~

[TelephoninMeh]

Cutest. Rape. Evar. xD

[ItsKatieMonsterTIme]

That's the cutest noise I've ever heard. <3

[487892123]

why is he turning hahahaha

[PyschoDgirl]

I kno he's getting freaky wit a shoe but... HES SO CUTE! He's making the cutest noise ever! -3

[HASHlRAMA]

tortoise's motto:

pimping shoes since 2009

[IAmWeirdOK]

The poor shoe was defenseless lol

[batterymaker]

Papa likes to make a lil noise in the saddle....LOL!

[OmgChronic]

slow and steady wins that race :3

[LordOnyxxVEVO]

@OmgChronic Lol Smoking Gun Reference

[OmgChronic]

@LordOnyxxVEVO lol yep ^^ love that show

[papasmurfsaysyes]

squirtle used shoe rape! super- effective!

[yourmom794]

That noise is so cute.

[dillonjbritt]

now i want a turtle

[strawberry1231997]

does it not get tired lol o.o

[hangpabodo]

This video made me cry. I dont find it funny at all... Poor tortoise :(

[Nanakanisurra]

All I can say is homeboy needs to get out more.

[Netlocd]

LOOK AT HIS TINY BIRD LOL

[0MGKangaroo]

someone teach this turtle the "69" position.

[YaosaysObjection]

I know how wrong this is, but that turtle making noises is adorable

[Fragdoll101]

I love how at 0:58 it turns the shoe around to get in a different position.

[RyanD130]

well if the shoe fits...

[DerUerdinger05]

omg... cuuuute !!!

[ARCEUS551]

is it having a orgasm?

[misscuppartee]

n'aaww that turtle is bare cutee! it really enjoyed that by the sound of it literally, bless it, it realy did fancie that shoe!

[aayyyyrrreenn]

it wants to move the shoe......

[kultraman]

is the turrtle makjing that sound?



[Muz33kful]

@kultraman Yeah.

[losartesanos36]

HAHAHAHAHA HE IS THE MAN!!!, COME ON THAT NOISES,THAT POSSES, IT'S LIKE A SENSEI IN THE SEXUAL ARTS!

[SonicPsycho]

Man, I can FEEL the blue balls that turtle must have...

[yaabuddy22]

Like Like LOVE,

[MasterRhino90]

YOU CAN DO IT TURTLE! SHOW THE SHOE WHO IS IS BOSS!!!

[xTAxNKx]

GET SOME TURTLE!

[TheDaveMargera]

EPIC XD



[XxboomproductionsxX]

Cutest noise ive ever heard :3

[11AmazingMe]

AHhh! Like x1,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rubberman202]

Is that a turtle? Or a tortoise? Either way, it made such cute noises! XD

[dabboxking]

since when do they allow porn on youtube lol

[chiyokomaki]

oh my god, this noise is so cute ^_^

[draghicitudor]

i am sure this is on turtlehub

[thepixieluv4]

wow.........

[trickstercoyote71]

Nature is so beautiful.

[pheonixlt9231]

laughing my head off dude!! seriously

also nice squeaking noises @thekodesecret

[ngomez0077]

This is some berserker squeaking right here XD

[badhraa]

I didn't know turtles even made noises o_O

[elitebean]

Give a turtle some proper sex, i cant watch it

[ThePintl001]

150 th like

[MrH31q]

I hear Gothic III :o

[danestevez]

#ClasicosDeYouTube

[vermiliontwo]

how cute is that sound:X

[XaminehBR]

This is called "Feetish" ahn ahn ahn got it??

[TCamGameplays]

That's fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Bebopvrgn]

That poor virgin turtle, can't even rape a shoe.

[eyekaykim]

Absolutely adorable! And kind of sad! Poor baby! Get him a mate!

[puppyprogram]

i dont know why but i think this is adorable :3

[IndieRokker247]

my freind and i showed this to my girlfreind befor eshe was my girlfreind (this IS relevant). we're together now but she thought i was a right freak before. she wasnt maused (WHY?!)

[terahurtz]

HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED ITS A FRIGGING TORTOISE, NOT A TURTLE????

But that aside, its freaking cute ^^

[sammyf08]

Put 'im in sum water, he's choking!

[Pimponator]

poor shoe....didn't stand a chance

[tweedledum1234]

funniest thing haii :L

[xSlayerSango]

I think he needs a mating partner..

[suckmonkey]

So cute! So sad!

[YeeooooW]

The people who disliked this video, are dislikeing it because the turtle has a bigger dick then them

[MasterRhino90]

those who dislike this video should be ashamed. Turtles need loving too.

[MasterRhino90]

Go turtle GO

[MasterRhino90]

Go turtle GO

[allycatbaker]

Then they went to go on their honeymoon..The End...

[lilsnakeman123]

Nice lol funny

[xburchx03]

lol

[Takisan111]

Awwwwwwwww X3

[chutton888]

TURTLE PENIS

[zhamanx3]

idk why but that turtle is damn cute lol

[ErlendWins]

42 shoes voted

[inHerFace]

He said : suck my dick

turtle represents intelligence...

[Flamezz7]

i thought turtles were just slow at walking

[Live2Contradict]

Shoe: hop off

[STALK1NURM0M]

WTF did i just watch?

[pinkorangesoda]

how is it getting turned on by a shoe o.0

[UnionJackGaming]

LOOOL 

[AtariHD]

I'm Done.

[gamekid55]

I like how at 1:02 the turtle is like "Go away, me and the shoe need privacy." lol

[kathleen251]

i didn't know turtles make sounds

lol !!

[19GirlBad]

turtle is so cute. bless him!

[MrTizbob]

hah Nike: Just do it ;D

[xMylifeforhirex]

Pedoturtle :D

[SerialKiller1986]

Oh Tibby , my Tibby , you're finally hit puberty. @_@

*a cookie for anyone who can guess which MST3K episode I'm referring to*

[aubreybradt]

turtles make noises??!?!!?

[WeirdoEdo]

All men are the same xD

Oh GOD that voice...!!!!! x´DDD

[camzaidz]

that poor shoe............

[WolfZeroBlade]

Honey! The turtle came in my shoe again!

[Melinda1993]

I love how the turtle drags the shoe around in circles.

[IMaximusDMI]

Did he finish?

[MRSLAUTNER16]

I WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT SHOE AGAIN

[GothicRedemption]

Oh my god, the noise. THE NOISE. XD

[xPURPLExKILLERx]

@GothicRedemption

LOLERSKATES

[FelipeMayrink100]

Go... go... go... AAAHHMM!!

[deadlytaco1]

and secretly the shoe like it.

[lilmamzi]

i think i just developed a phobia

[XGunslinger74X]

He's all over it but he forgot to buy it dinner

[Zachariah109]

He really loves that shoe.. going all out on it like that

[StarFoxAutobot]

Is that the turtle making that wheezing sound?

[willowmonkeyballs]

that turtle jus used the shoe then left it- - what a player

[willowmonkeyballs]

this is the best vid in the world

[bartyboy222222222222]

i guess those 42 dislikers got raped by this turtle

[Takisan111]

@bartyboy222222222222 I'm suprised anyone would hate that little guy ^-^

[SirSomeguy]

@bartyboy222222222222 Or their shoes at the very least.

[SenorSpode]

@bartyboy222222222222 Your mom did. You are the result.

[bartyboy222222222222]

@SenorSpode ... my mom got raped by a turle? well ur mom got raped my me. jk

[ezziboo]

Awwww....GET HIM A GIRL TURTLE!!

[wenh08]

Yay turtel porn :D LMFAO

[randomgirloverthere]

thats what u get when u dont pick up your shoes

[ExpoKazoo]

@randomgirloverthere lol