Jimmy Carr Live At The Apollo Part 1

[scorpio594]

"if you're thinking 'i havent' it's you."

OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE

[dcdude171]

jimmy carr plus the artic monkeys hahaha

[patt1cak3]

this guy's youtube name is hilarious.... XD

[dabomb1357]

It's all one liners, fuck that

[mostinho9]

looks like roger Federer 

[Skilfull100]

Tommy tiernan is better

[diMtzKi]

I like him but one liners aren't my thing..

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Eh.. I prefer comedians like ardal o'hanlon and such

[HunterLeePatterson]

I made a joke about chopping onions like 5 minutes ago. Holy cunt.

[utubefanno1]

he only uses one liners, there are so much better comedians out there.

although saying that one or two jokes are kinda funny

[playercubsphan]

@DarkBlueSky91 it's not that botard, it's that I don't get these British jokes.

[MissQuince1996]

96 people have never put smarties tubes on cats

[playercubsphan]

I couldn't take it anymore. I didn't understand most of what he was talking about.

[DarkBlueSky91]

@playercubsphan oh i am sorry for you. Try it again and ask you parents what it means so you can also look at the shock on their faces.

[nakedmambo]

Having Alan Carr on helps to make Jimmy looks less camp. He's as camp as a row of tents.

[dharmaseed]

@nakedmambo That's good! Mind if I use it?

[HolyShizNitzCaptain]

this guy blows

[bluetracer2]

i love the arctic monkeys for his intro :D. funny fucking dude!

[Hellaklo]

RIP Jimmy

[KillTheToy11]

@Hellaklo Well played.

[Hellaklo]

@KillTheToy11 haha.

[MattySP34Ks]

@Hellaklo ??

[uiruu]

Also, I like his QI reference

[uiruu]

SO... MUCH... DEADPAN...

[enos218]

i bet his therapist put him up to this.

[kickingwithyou]

Did anyone else see Duncan from Blue? :O

[No0Bz4Life]

Is it sad that I know the opening song is "I bet you look good on the dancefloor" by Arctic Monkeys?

[armanixD]

@No0Bz4Life No, I hope not. 'cus then I'm sad....

[No0Bz4Life]

@armanixD hahaha. We're so sad :(

[monkofdeaths]

who's al dante(or something)?

[cazbert6]

@monkofdeaths it not a person its when vegtables are cooked fully but still havve a crunch when you bit them

[G3CK0GUY]

"Give Arseraptor a like on facebook!" that'd look great on my newsfeed anyway..

[TheKfnff]

@penlinemega No he's not and you're a very shallow person if that's all you care about

[penlinemega]

HE'S SOOOOOOOOO UGLY D:

[EmilySwiggle]

@penlinemega He is, to be honest, but he's HILARIOUS.

SO I BLOODY LOVE HIM.

x

[amyapples13]

I love how none of his jokes are linked lol, just random conversations XD

[ralax3]

Atheists are funny.

[SuperParsnip16]

i thought the guy at 1:23 was naked

[KraftTV]

hahaha the "sex behind my back" joke

[KraftTV]

ArseRaptor?! looool

[brutalshred1]

fantastic!

[soccerstarcade12]

i must of been living under a rock, i just discovered Jimmy today and he is funny as fuck

[WWOLFwts]

@soccerstarcade12 It is quite gorgeous and peaceful above the rock, isn't it?

[planexxjane]

omg me too. I just discovered him a few minutes ago while watching Graham Norton. Can't believe I just heard of him now in 2012. He is fucking hilarious.

[azmanabdula]

@soccerstarcade12 four weeks later i think i crawled out of the same rock....

*Hey look*

"theres your tracks!"

Peace

[dangerousdazza]

cant wait to see jimmy carr at the britania pier Great yarmouth. Ive been wanting to see hes act for ages. if anyone wants to c him its APRIL 11TH 2012 GREAT YARMOUTH GET YOUR TICKETS!

[boomerxxx]

He's like one of those old comedians that only do punchlines. It works.

[25alo2514m]

finally hes back on 8 out of 10 cats!

[MolloyVids]

The best in the business at the moment. Absolute quality from start to finish.

[nickstonecarver1]

So Jimmy . . . anythings up for it eh . . . no subject too sacred to be ridiculed eh . . . so , hows your mum ?

[sammypmr]

@nickstonecarver1 jesus christ you suck at life

[ChileHT]

Erm the comment under me... Italians don't have noodles, they have pasta?? I get what you mean though... :)

[Unguidedone]

al dente is a term in itialian cooking when the noodles are cooked but not fully cooked and are still a bit hard

[krazaykev99]

OMG you cut out a brilliant joke at the end! xD

[Helm2112]

I find it funny how he said his first sexist joke of the night and that women wasn't laughing but if you switched it around a man would laugh...just to point that out.

[MasterFlopy]

he is shittyest comedian i have heard, or i dont have the right mood.... idher way he cant bee good becos all the time you are watching at people that are laughing not at him, so you get an ilusin that its funy..... You never see that when you wathc realy good comedians like George Carlin.

[IndrasBlade77]

@MasterFlopy Firstly, learn to spell. Secondly Carlin and Carr have different styles. Carr is a comedic genius and is aaaaalways funny. I suspect you dislike him because he's English, not yank.

[evilcheese439]

@MasterFlopy

Your comments make no sense, stop posting whilst drunk! haha

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

@MasterFlopy Who are you, Michael J. Fox with a keyboard? Learn to spell correctly, or no one will take you seriously.

[IgnaceR152]

@MasterFlopy That must be one of the most retarded comments I've ever read. How ignorant do you have to be to actually believe that they are creating an illusion.

Jimmy Carr is funny as fuck, George Carlin is overrated and you are an imbecile.

[nuclearnader]

7:59 BREAD IS 49p A LOAF jimmy carr the newest member of the trolls. where i come from bread is around £1.00 right now. and thats for the cheap sh*t

[CyberDeadly]

Jimmy Carr did the smarties gag on QI in 2004, this came out in 2007.

Just to clear that up.

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

@CyberDeadly comedian reuses material? THE FIEND.

[fiandfriends]

master of the one-liner

[EshnehGaming]

Going seeing him in a few hours :D

[1460Jan]

Does anyone know if Jimmy is coming to Australia ?. I love his humour and I would love to see his show live. So birds can take it !

[psalmtone2008]

Ok...so not the Apollo in Harlem...

[utubefanno1]

hate jimmy carr

[asdaapplejuice]

@utubefanno1 well why are you watching a video of him...? dumb fuck

[utubefanno1]

@asdaapplejuice i hadn't seen hime before and came across this video, so i started to watch it and then wished i hadn't, Not that i need to explian myself to you! There are so much Funnier comedians then Jimmy Carr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asdaapplejuice]

@utubefanno1 your entitled to an opinion, go post it on one of your videos rather then this so it makes it look like your channel has some views.

[utubefanno1]

@asdaapplejuice Well at least you agree, that i am entitled to an opinion. Oh well i don't care who like Jimmy Carr i was just stating a fact that i didn't.

[pickednads6]

i like this.. very mitch hedberg-esque, but with more flair

[dudupoduappu]

boooooo you suckk

[itspennysboat]

reminds me of mitch hedberg jokes :p

[jkman10]

can someone explain "the birds can't take it" around 8:35

[BaseMonstersExist]

@jkman10 Bird is an vaguely derogatory term for a woman (like chick). Jimmy Carr was told not to be sexist so... 'Birds can't take sexism'

[Orangemongoose1]

Ignorant American does not understand joke about British Royalty. Can someone explain?

[PrincessofPentacles]

@Orangemongoose1 It's believed that Prince Harry is not the son of Prince Charles so going on Who Do You Think You Are I think it's a show about tracking your ancestry.

[TweekDash]

QI Came first. The episode in which he made this joke was in 2004. So it's not setup ;)

[kevinlayton1]

What a funny man :-)

[jmasters24]

Slightly chubby Jimmy :')

[eclairlumiere1]

I love the vids you post, but your username is disgusting

[nikoincroatia]

Funny but he doesn't even try to segue

[MrLionpedro]

It's like Ricky Gervais had a son.

[Mcquiz91]

@MrLionpedro More like Ricky Gervais and Michael McIntyre

[Assassin13ify]

Arctic monkeys

[shimmers95]

ARSE RAPTOR YOU ARE A LEGEND AMONG US PIRATES

[siebenny]

cats with smarties...QI or this which came first?

[ThomasWadeFraser]

@siebenny

This came first.

[siebenny]

@ThomasWadeFraser WELL THEN TOUCHE JIMMY MY FRIEND 

[D3w10n]

@siebenny I guess QI, cos this wouldn't be a joke... I think so -.-"

[cawthy07]

@siebenny your mum always comes first

[siebenny]

@cawthy07 ohh of course how silly of me...my apologies

[dprozee]

@siebenny QI

[EpicSpaceNinja]

Excuse me, but your username is amazing...

ArseRaptor

Genius

[Knockonherboots]

I'm middle class apparently

[basgras]

Some of his jokes remind me of Mitch Hedberg.

[Skeew1]

no way! making cats walk like a robot was his anagram on QI!

[rayechayelle1]

hahahahahhahahahahaha i love this guy's username.

and jimmy carr's act lol

[shaq9944]

1:40 Check The Gay Laugh :L ahaha !!!

[soguuud]

I propose the JC equation..

think of all the people you can think of with the initials JC.

what do most of them have in common?

Juila Child, Julius Caesar, Jimmy Carr, Jim Carrey, Jamie Cullum, Jackie Chan?!

tl;dr give your child the initials JC

[LocoIsTheSameAsCoco]

@soguuud

Jeremy Clarkson :D

[shaq9944]

@soguuud what do they have in common ?

[ghostsign18]

@soguuud you forgot jesus christ ;D

[zignario]

@ghostsign18 he mention real people :)

[ghostsign18]

@zignario well eneugh say he is real and i dont care about if he is dead or what ever it is a fact that Jesus Christ has JC in it and has a big reputation bigger than 90% of the people right now. And he is talking about BIG names so why shouldnt you include Jesus Christ?

[zignario]

@ghostsign18 He never existed IE, he cant be included :)

[ghostsign18]

@zignario you know what zignario i dont care i did that to so i could see what kind of person would response and your the type wanted to see you go on and on and on and on SO what that Jesus Christ never existed who cares ( not mentioning the Christ comunity) but you go on and on and you boy i just dont care

[zignario]

@ghostsign18 I responded being polite to your question, if you did not know a question mark is, then you should look it up. I was being polite to you with my opinion. So next time you really want to end an argument, dont use a fucking question mark cause i will answer the shit out of it.

[ghostsign18]

@zignario NOH?

[LeamingtonSteve]

"So I hear ADHD is on the rise....people who cant keep their attention on one thing for very long. What they need is to be sent to a CONCENTRATION camp!

[youngfeniansofeire]

this man is pure comedy

[DTran729]

Oh my god... Arctic Monkeys intro AND Jimmy Carr DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!

[Sabre809]

4:13...Got a little worried there lol

[chairlegpc]

Nice channel name...

[assviolator185]

@chairlegpc A comment about a channels name, which is 'ArseRaptor', AND there's 69 likes on the comment D:

[chairlegpc]

@assviolator185 did you create a channel to comeback to my comment? ;)

[assviolator185]

@chairlegpc noo, maybe, u can see that i've been on youtube for quite awhile :)

[Nayshan216]

@chairlegpc sounds like an STD

[WalterLiddy]

Was this before or after the QI where he supposedly made words from random letters to say "put smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot"?

[WalkerHDS]

"a lot of people cry when they cut onion, the trick is not to form an emocial bond" i am so sorry onion, IM SO SORRY! PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND!!!

[legr8est1234]

He's got good jokes, but they seem so disjointed; he just jumps from one to the other without any sort of transition.

[sasquatch268]

@legr8est1234 Hes like an automatic, like Greg Giraldo.

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

I got the al dente reference:p

[Quatrato89]

god this guys not funny at all

[princess435010]

@Quatrato89 obviously your have no sense of humor

[nextstopeverywhere]

I don't get what everyone's talking about. He doesn't remind me of Tosh at all.

[xConArtestx]

"quote from the routine"!!!!!!!

[ProtestantsRUs]

I don't think he's THAT hilarious.

[TheCrazyGuy91]

@ProtestantsRUs You have to watch his stand ups... this is nothing compared to them.

[Torontoraptures]

reminds me of daniel tosh a little bit

[nhl4471]

@Torontoraptures Carr was around before Tosh...

[Torontoraptures]

@nhl4471 probably, but I said he reminds ME so the fact that he was around before doesn't matter

[carloslaudal83]

is it brad pitt? 1:16

[StArCrAfTmELiKeZZzzZ]

@carloslaudal83 so you think, Brad pitt.... is in a comedy roadshow somewhere in the uk?

[carloslaudal83]

@StArCrAfTmELiKeZZzzZ i was asking. no point being a dick aboute it. Brad have been in sweden and norway ffs, so why not UK?

[StArCrAfTmELiKeZZzzZ]

@carloslaudal83 how was a being a dick about it? I kept my language clean and I didnt insult anyone. Brad pitt have been to the uk indeed, But not to see a comedy show, thats for sure:)

[1cmellott]

Live from VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1cmellott]

what a legend!!!!!

[klanko64]

You have an amazing username.

[bogartnumbertwo]

Carr's jokes are good but occasionally the progression between them doesn't seem as smooth as it could be.

[AABonine9200]

@bogartnumbertwo

He's more of a one-liner comedian, so there isn't really much occasion to segue from joke to joke.

[PaulRay462]

@bogartnumbertwo Agreed. He is very funny but his performance seems a little disjointed.

[kooora18]

"That bit earlier where I told you how to get out of paying the license fee. They probably cut that"

Hilarious I don't no y

[33devvo]

This was shit.

[RaggaDnB]

he's fast at jokes

[CrissCross407]

i hope this was an off gig for him or something cuz ive heard good things about him but this was shit...

[gregop01]

whats the aldente reference about?

[KoolioBoiz]

@gregop01 aldente is usually used to describe pasta when it is soft but is still slightly hard on the inside

[tins1]

Did he steal a joke from QI at 4:20?

[carafedeau123]

@tins1 well, it was his own joke to start

[TheDCBATE]

@tins1 LOL not reay steal it he came up with it!

[MFR2007]

John Lennon was there 2:06

[bububububak]

@MFR2007 it's the same one as at 1:23 and he looks nothing like him... not funny, i know...

[JO3DIGGA]

@MFR2007 unless im mistaken i believe john lennon is dead. RIP his soul.

[Omnilegence]

@JO3DIGGA Idiot.

[rachel11smith]

05:05 the woman on the left reminds me of Sarah Milican...

[failrailtf2]

put smarties tubes on cats legs

make them walk like a robot

[eddieoxford]

@failrailtf2 hehe QI :)

[Unguidedone]

9 k more until 1 million

[YvLuckspin]

his act is funny but its like many many completely unrelated to each other jokes... personally i think it sounds kinda robotic.

[Koolaids93]

ummm where are all the black people



[Elisepalmtree]

4:20

Hurr brought that up from QI, that's pretty cool.

[alexcheeperlolex]

a friend called russel?, russel howard??!

[BassTSM]

@alexcheeperlolex no

[soupytwist92]

he came up with the "cats with smarties tubes on their legs" bit on QI =)

[DCLsMusic]

My tummy hurts so bad I don't even know If I should watch the 2nd part... is it as funny as this one?

[havokism303]

@DCLsMusic dude you dont have to ask people if you can watch the next one wtf???

[bbbmusiccrazy]

thumbs up if you said jimmy carr in a jamaican accsent out loud and then read the comment below

[bbbmusiccrazy]

@bbbmusiccrazy i mean the comment saying about saying it out loud

[richlinkin]

huh never knew he was a one-line comedian

[IndependantMinority]

Guy at 3:26 looks like Voldemort

[michiel2047]

don't like loose jokes. preffer people like dara o briain