Outsmarting A Con Artist

[TVCSD]

got outa that nicely ,

[marquisdejolie]

@TVCSD

: )

[TVCSD]

eerrr sorry but i just learned australia has tightened up its immigration laws ,she's all yours.

[marquisdejolie]

@TVCSD

Hahaha! Good out! (And good choice!)

[TVCSD]

back off she,s mine !! when she becomes my slave i will laugh in your face

[marquisdejolie]

@TVCSD

Please come get her. She lives on Forest Trail. You'll see the broke-down junker cars in the yard!

[msk7046]

That chick in the back is HOT! I love the way she licks those sexy lips!

[marquisdejolie]

@msk7046

Hahaha! Please come take her away! She lives on 4005 Forest Trail in Marshall, Texas. Her name is Beth. Take her. The whole neighborhood will thank you!

[msk7046]

@marquisdejolie --Do you have her phone #? I'd love to hear that deep, sexy voice. If I'm lucky, she'll cough for me.

I'll make sure I tape the call and upload the video.

What a beauty!

SHE IS MINE.

[TVCSD]

@msk7046 She's MINE keep your hands to yourself !!

[marquisdejolie]

@TVCSD

AHHHH HAAA haaaa haaa!

[msk7046]

@TVCSD Looks like we'll have to fight for her. I saw her first and the way she licks her lips at about 1:20 is just TOO much for me. She's fucking beautiful. And I bet she smells just GREAT, too! So, go find your own babe. Beth will be my next wife.

[marquisdejolie]

@CantWaitUntil2012

Bethzilla awaits you. Got antibiotics?

[Top20hitsweekly]

shut up im a con artist it was luck dumb old ass lady!

[marquisdejolie]

@Top20hitsweekly

Hahaha! Better luck next time!

[wrtng6]

@Top20hitsweekly wannabe...cons dont tell people theyr cons

[lykopis]

how much had they been drinking by this time? lol

[marquisdejolie]

@lykopis

The usual amount I'd guess: one 40 ouncer, a hydrocodone and a quarter Xanax.

[pfankuche]

what the bloody hell is this old fart talking about shoot the cunt

[marquisdejolie]

@pfankuche

You first.

[maninthestreet01]

This video needs subtitlles

[marquisdejolie]

You don't speak East Tex?

[marquisdejolie]

She sure is. I told her last week to come in from out on the porch but she's a waitin' on ya! Drooolin' a little, too.

[marquisdejolie]

We're still waitin' for ya! Where ya at??

[sheri226]

by the way,, i have been giving each video 5 stars.. after the first hour I just gave you the 5 stars without even watching the video yet.. I had faith and you pulled it off every time

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!!

[sheri226]

omg... i have not laughed THIS hard in a LONG LONG TIME.. YOU SIR, HAVE ME ADDICTED! I've been watching these damn videos for HOURS.. this by far is one of the best. Though it's hard to really pick a favorite, I have to add this to my favoirtes list! With what your mom is saying.. bethzilla in the background doing HER thing... whew.. thanks for the bottom of my stomach laugh, then reading the comments.. I laughed even harder.. Could you hear me from Galveston?

Sheri

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! I forgot about this one. Bethie sure is working that tongue in the background, isn't she!! She looks lost or something, like she's not too sure where she is.....

[marquisdejolie]

You know, I DID hear some faint laughing, but I thought it was coming from across the street....

[MSkudlarczyk2008]

does beth need a boulder holder?

[marquisdejolie]

I believe she does in this video!

[pentogram23]

lush

[marquisdejolie]

Yup.

[earthawaken]

lol bethzilla needs her own show.

[marquisdejolie]

She does!

:)

[marquisdejolie]

Marshall, Texas, 30 minutes west of Shreveport, Louisiana on I-20.

[marquisdejolie]

Beth sits on the front porch every day waiting for suitors. So far, two have pulled into the driveway. Come on over.

[hurricanebros]

"im smart but i just dont like to think" thats a oxymoron lmao

[marquisdejolie]

That's momma.

[mrtrizzae]

whose that drunk bitch in the back smokin? take your shirt off!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

That's Bethzilla. You don't want to see that shirt off.

[pumamama9]

"I'm smart, I just don't like to think." - Momma

[marquisdejolie]

That's momma!

[aheim101]

Is there something I'm missing about your videos? I don't understand or find interest in any of them and I'm being sincere. Is there some inside that I am not a part of?

[marquisdejolie]

There IS a context you've not been made aware of. Sorry.

[marquisdejolie]

Hello Bob.

[snaker1237]

stupid pussy's

[OmerK]

why are you so disrespectful towards your own mother?

[marquisdejolie]

I'm a bad person.

[Dontlol2]

lol

[WOWhas1Me]

OMG I dont think they could outsmart ANYONE!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Me neither, but they think that they are cagey smart.

[XB720]

thats not Outsmarting A Con Artist... XD

[marquisdejolie]

No it's not, but they think it is.

[godstorm5]

lol i'm Canadian

[inkey2]

man.....if this doesn't make you embarassed to be an American.....nothing will....and what is with that fat, staggering bitch on the left?

[marquisdejolie]

Tell me about it.

:)

[covGuk]

look at the state of those fat bitches

[marquisdejolie]

Terrible, isn't it!?

[Reverseflush]

My father Bohumil B. is a con artist. He stole money from family friends disgracing the family and disapeared for ten years. He cheated on my mom, sent me to jail three times lying to police and saying i'm the criminal. He is crazy like putting locks on the fridge thinking people are trying to poison, steal..he's a fucker.

[Reverseflush]

My father cheats on taxes, my mom, and friends. He burns bridges, begs my mom, his ex, to "borrow him money"..haha like she's that stupid.

Please pray Bohumil B. goes to jail.

[marquisdejolie]

Okay. Sounds like he oughta go!

[campcoll6862]

haha im from longview and my family is the exact same way!!

[marquisdejolie]

I have a playlist of these called Table Drama. Make yourself ta home.

:)

[cotwild]

I see fat people...

[marquisdejolie]

It runs in the family. Not much else to do here in the piney woods but eat.

[MONSTER2347]

the ladie in the tommy shirt looks or is W A S T E D !

[marquisdejolie]

ahyup

[martyev1]

The fat thing in the Tommy shirt is now on my "Top Ten Most Disgusting Things On The Planet" list. Someone needs to hose that thing back into the sewer!

[marquisdejolie]

I've seen worse....in Gardena, California.

[marquisdejolie]

hahaha!

[timcarlsondo]

what the bluck does this have to do with conartists

[noosaslayer]

What a bunch of fucken red necks...

[marquisdejolie]

Ahyup. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one down here in the piney woods.

=:0

[p90xpushplay]

wow...

It must be fun to live in her world... care free and all. My sister lives in a magical place like her!

[marquisdejolie]

Does she eat rocks and believe in fairies like mine?

[p90xpushplay]

no she smokes the rocks

:)

[marquisdejolie]

=:0

[fehquig]

I'm getting smart but I don't like to think... I feel the same way sometimes. Meanwhile, my girlfriend sold her car for $2500 and paid me out almost all the money she owed me. Now she's driven my van to Alberta where she's vacationing with family. The air conditioning was only $350! I'm gearing up for 888, and will send you some footage eventually...

[marquisdejolie]

Cool.

[proffmongo]

I'm smart but I don't like to think.

That's a classic!!!!

That's up there with Yogi Berra!!!!!!!!

You need for this quote to be heard!!!!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, my mom talking to Yogi Berra would be pretty funny to hear.

:)

[chevkoch]

Not-thinking is one way to enlightenment.

[marquisdejolie]

And then there's Sidhartha's way.

:)

[chevkoch]

You do have a river close to where you live I remember.

[marquisdejolie]

The great Sabine

:)

[chevkoch]

Any vacancy for a ferry person then?

[marquisdejolie]

There're no ferries in east Texas!

:)

[chevkoch]

As Siddharta found his calling working a ferry boat, being aware of the river was the most important part, so just stay away from the haunted woods and happy contemplating :)

[marquisdejolie]

I'll ferry a few more videos across the internet. Yes I will.

:)

[ButterRivaLs]

I really hope the con artist didn't touch the pipes.

[marquisdejolie]

Messing up the house plumbing is my job.

[GreatGig1]

Good for momma!! :-)

[marquisdejolie]

:)

:)

[xjasongarciax]

What Nalts said! :o)

[marquisdejolie]

:)

:)

[carolpaints]

:-)

:-)

[marquisdejolie]

=:0

:-)

[nalts]

I'm smart but I don't like to think because clarity is boring.

[marquisdejolie]

Depends on whether that clarity is linear or analog.

[MadBadVoodo]

Interesting video...

Five Stars!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks

:)