Tales From The Crypt : Lover Come Hack To Me (1x05) Pt. 3/3

[MegaAnimeniac]

Hmmmm maybe the next generation will learn to not lay still when a crazy bitch has an axe in her hands and spouting about murder

[RideTheLightning761]

Jeezus! If you see an Axe come straight for you MOVE THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!!!! -_-

[1sharmee]

they were both losers in this story...and no offense to her but she is one scary looking broad :(

[MobHeataEnt]

@1sharmee yes she was lol

[ShadowNny]

The Count: One million, one million perfects, ah ah ah! Two million, two mill- you know what? Fuck this shit, I’m out.

[bebat23]

I love this show!

[Moonstone2732]

How come no one ever asks what happens to the fathers of their children?

[kashishrose]

God this was so boring...

[GAYPRIDE1985]

ok...first of all. You don't conceive RIGHT after sex. It takes 3 days for the sperm to reach the egg and fertilize it before you are pregnant. That is why there is morning after pill that you can take for up to 3 days after unprotected sex DUH!! And second...if love doesn't remain the same and it spoils, why do you have to kill HIM and then you get to live? If you don't like how love spoils then kill your damn self, not the guy! That makes no sense at all....

[job489]

@GAYPRIDE1985

You forget one thing though...the woman's insane.

[GAYPRIDE1985]

@job489 HAHAHA!!! Yea thats true, thats true.

[Giselle1289]

@GAYPRIDE1985 I thought it could in fact happen immediately. But it could take up to 3 days.

[GAYPRIDE1985]

@Giselle1289 Of course! I am not talking out of my ass LOL! I am a pediatric clinical nurse specialist so I'm not bullshitting. But a lot of people think that conception takes place right after sex. And a lot of movies perpetuate that same myth as well. The movie "Species" with Natasha Henstridge and Ben Kingsley did it....but it was still a great film btw.

[sweetdramaqueen2019]

Okay we get it...*IT' GOING TO BE PERFECT*-*

[coffeetea720]

What if she didn't get pregnant? Sometimes it takes a few tries...

[Moonstone2732]

@coffeetea720 She'd probably find another way or a man:B. Her own father was apparently that replaceable.

[princess70204]

Great episode

[musixintruder]

after had sex..she'll gonna axe me?? aarrggghhhhh!

[thetruthergirls]

omg @_@ holy shit it hurt to watch this

[MrVraiable]

warning to lying bloke, he mared her for her money and payed because she believed that it was love. He should have hiden the gun or had a back up. Theyactors played those parts well.

[thenerdgirl555]

here mother and father were bro and sis

[2boddah]

And i believed her when she said she was a virgin...... hahaha lmfao!!!!

[AaronMaster2007]

Heh. I'm a true horror fan. Ever since I was a kid.

[peytonredrocks]

this really makes ya wanna get married ha

[roller237]

One of the most suspenseful ive seen!

[roller237]

WHOA! She looks bad ass with the blood all over her face saying

"sleep tight Charles."

[AdPiotr14]

;o

[kaliyeal]

ugh this one sucked it did not come together right

[1rashard]

i am never getting married after watching this lol

[nauticazn25]

well....at least he got laid

[SystemJammer]

@nauticazn25 That's right ... laid to rest.

[icicleblaze]

@SystemJammer Wow, that sounds exactly like something the Cryptkeeper would say.

[SystemJammer]

@icicleblaze Gahahahaha ... that's right! I've always had a penchant 4 wordplay so I just enjoy the Cryptkeeper's corny sense of humour.

[muffyicee1]

I hate the brides lips and teeth!!!!!! YUCK!!!

[mouthybitch88]

oh im getting nasty deas from this episode if my boyfriend asks me to marry him i mite just do this on the honeymoon depending on my mood at the time, hes already pissed me off this week by forgetting to pick me up bottle of jack daniels the other day thats a killing of the male offence in my book! btw anyone else think the crypt keeper looks like barabara walters?

[dazlok23]

@mouthybitch88 looks like u, u sexist beearch

[mouthybitch88]

@dazlok23 nah looks like ur mother only the crypt keepers a bit better looking

[Goobian]

@videogamester07 Black widows also do that. The female kills the male. There is a tales from the darkside episode called black widow where the daughter finds out on her wedding night she has a inherited compulsion to kill her husband on their wedding night. After she does it for the first time her mom explains why that happened.

[dreamerstays]

Paul McCartney should have listened to this guy.

[OnigiriKi]

Lols good episode

[BikeToLiveLiveToBike]

genius forgot to load the gun. thats brillient. lol

[mardeninthegarden]

@BikeToLiveLiveToBike No, she took the bullets out while he was sleeping.

[AdamJaffer]

fuck that was scary, Crypt Keeper is Awesome :D 

[DaBearsManiac]

lol like praying mantis or a lifetime story with a happy ending. damn females.

[sarahv748]

Stephen Shellen is a bit of a spunk...nice body, not so much the face though ;) it's a shame that he was such an asshole...

[apictureofruit]

Gruesome, just gruesome

[Underdog3210]

Great Episode!

[goodenergysevenone]

wow, this must be the worse episode, just you know the end after 3 min in, not cool,

tks for sharing at least no spyware or addware like stagev or loombo, weed, oh yea stay away from places that make u click more than once and never complain to yahoo because they will send you email with deadly trojans like my case f them

tales fr the crypt always a fav of mine

tks 4 sharing

[Underdog3210]

@goodenergysevenone What are you talking about...

[longstar56]

WOW hehe im going to have the bullets right next to my gun DERP DERP :D

whata fuckn dumb ass xD

[EXthesweetlamb]

wow, I did NOT expect that

[xleslie11x]

worst acting ive ever seen in my entire life lol

[Underdog3210]

@xleslie11x lolololool so funny lolololol

[KAZZTHECAT]

that guy could hav run from the first swing of the axe eheheh

[1dosucol1]

First time i've seen a woman with a chopper.....

[USA1977]

damn, this family chooses some minute men, don't they?

[ondinadelmar100]

thanx for the upload. I love tales from the crypt .

God bless Internet.

[j070491]

she inherit not only her mother's money,but also its psychopath.....LOL XD

[eastofakron]

They should have titled this one "The Praying Mantis"

[ogskeetdizzle]

ghosts

[BBoytoshone]

he could of rolled off the bed?

[H3Y0o]

The skeleton makes a good point :D

But he missed out something; The first reaction to-be when you see a weapon, RUN!

Thanks for the upload :)

[FVSUWildcat]

the crypt keeper is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth

[GOREFANATIC27]

UGH that guy can fuck me ANY day any time any hour anysecond!!! mmmm mm MMMM!!!

[Redman092000]

what happened if she had a boy

[alexander3826]

@Redman092000

You make a good point there. How does she know as soon as they've finished that the baby will be a girl? How would the husband's family react? What if the police found out about the murder? What if they met someone who they truely loved and didn't want to hack to death? What do they do with the hacked up corpses after the murder is done?

[TheGooseboy]

yeah im always finding myself asking questions during these things, but they are entertaining none-the-less

[eastofakron]

Dude, kick back, have a beer and enjoy the show.

[acehighpat]

@Redman092000 She probably would've had an abortion or gave it up or adoption.

[Jayaughn]

@Redman092000 She probably would have killed it.

[MrVraiable]

@Redman092000 he'd be the gold diggger, hopefully smart enough to keep the axe in the bed. At first he didn't seem as stupid as the woman, but he messed up.

[Moonstone2732]

@Redman092000 I'm guessin' that she'd turn it into a norman bates character, gave up.....or I'd hate to think of the other outcome:B. Either way that kid's screwed up for life.

[5lovelyangel]

what her little girl is going to need???

[vodkagal28]

@5lovelyangel a man to carry on the family "legacy"

[OuttaEgypt]

Ya know, that's what photographs are for, to preserve the 'moment'; but of course the seemingly quiet ones somehow always have to take it to the extreme...

[forceblade33]

What a TWIST!!!

[Evelynoto]

por interesado lo k le paso XD

[queenchass]

This was a good episode!!

[FinallyImIn1]

Hell yea!