anyone know what happened to that one youtube poop where it was mormon commercial and the mom's all like, "we could talk..." kid says about what... mom says, "about cock." lol.
It's a little less accurate; I can't think of anything in the original that is false, but it is a little bit inaccurate to say that black people were neutral--they were only less valiant, according to George Albert Smith, David O Mckay and Joseph F Smith.
Is the Negro explanation accurate, or were they repeating a statement that they'd heard previous prophets deliver as men?
You know I have no idea why you are so dead set on going down this road? Even if you are gay which would certainly explain alot. You don't have to live this kind of life. Even if you are born again. you dont have to give in to your hate and go the rest of your life trying to justify it. Why do you do this to yourself?
I don't hate--I only want people to realize that the Mormon religion is false.
Orson Pratt said it best: if Mormonism is false, anyone who believes is damned; if it is true, anyone who rejects it is damned.
If you spent 22 years being lied to in a religion that was demonstrably false, when you found out the truth, wouldn't you want to tell people the truth?
Is David O, George A, and Joseph Fs' uniform explanation as to why black people are black false? Did they repeat this as men?
And I spent almost 20 years believing almost the exact same things that you do now. And no if something is false or does not work. It caves in on itself. Just as you are doing now in your own life. You really don't need to help things fail that are not destin to. This behavior will only destroy yourself and bring you more bad results. Just as it took me almost 20 years to learn for myself. I hope it doesn't take you that long.
So, when you assert that 'if something doesn't work, it caves in on itself', do you realize that the JW's aren't caved in yet?
Islam has been around for 600 years. Hinduism has been around thousands of years longer than Christianity--is that a testament to how well the caste system works?
Since the JW church has been around nearly as long as yours, it has more members than your church had at the same chronological point, etc., does the argument from longevity prove their church true, too?
Do you believe that the Evangelical movement is more true than Mormonism? It gains followers by the millions, so it grows faster; it's been around 100 years longer, so it must be true.
How can Mormonism be true, if they are also true? I thought that God told Joseph Smith that all other religions were wrong, that all their creeds are an abomination and all their professors are corrupt.
The evangelical movement been around 100 years. LOL try about 30 years total. and growing faster? Thats kind of hard to determine since none of them are connected. All of them preach different gospels. And not many of them keep any records what so ever on their members. And by the way. How many Preachers and heads of born again sects have been exposed for homosexual activity and embezzlement of church funds? Would you like me to start the list?
You know my dad used to say things like that. According to such and such these are the facts. You know why he did it. Because he thought it made him look smart. And he had an inferiority complex. I wish there was a way that I could get you to not fell inferior so that we could have a real conversation.
Bloody wikipedia--it was including various denominations under the Evangelical flag--they have Demographics, though . . . Religious self identification among US adult population . . .
That one actually links to a university study to back up their facts--there are more self-identified non-denominational Christians than LDS, and Non-denominational Christianity has trippled since 2000.
Really, trippled, trippled from what number. What number are they at now?LOL. 40% according to University Studies. LOL. What university? LOL. You see the numbers you are searching for are non provable and non exisitant. Do you really think God would keep track of his flock by wikipedia or some university study? Now thats pretty funny. How can one argue with imaginary numbers like that? But keep dreaming your doing a fine job with the stats. Keep um coming.
Nope, my bad. Quit prevaricating; I could keep going on about how no LDS members were affiliated in any way with the Kirtland Safety Society anti-banking trust company, but Joseph Smith had his John Hancock on every note they issued, but I don't.
I told you where to look . . . American Religious Self Identification survey from the University of New York for 40.1% Evangelical and "American religious self identification survey" from Trinity College.
Kosmin, Barry A. that's the first name in the study from the University of New York which says 40.1% of the US population identify themselves as Evangelical.
Hey if want to believe only in the New testament and throw the rest of the bible away along with all other works of God. Its your choice. But Kosmin, Barry A and the other 40.1% of America. Please dont put them in that same category.
Ok--what do you think that verses 1-14 are talking about, when they reference a valley of dry bones coming to life?
What do you think that 20-28 are talking about? One nation and one king out of two is my interpretation. I think they mean that Jesus, David's heir, will be king forever--after the resurrection from 1-14.
Ok I have said this many times before and Ill say it again. I refuse to use scripture for the purpose of Contention. It goes against what I believe the scriptures are for. Now if you have a question regarding what a vs or section is talking about then I would suggest to ask God about it. The spirit will witness to you what it means if you are sincere.
I am not inclined to listen to spirits--Galatians 1:8-9 says that I am not to listen to an angel from heaven, if that angel teaches another gospel. Why would I listen to a spirit?
Mormons like to claim that Isaiah 29 is talking about Joe, but Joe could read, so it falls apart. My personal interpretation is that it's talking about people starving for the truth before Christ's coming, because they either couldn't read or wanted the bible to conform to their religion.
Theres your problem and the major problem of most every religion today. No one has a connection to the holy ghost anymore. Everyone relys on there brain for their faith in Christ. Problem is everyones brain is different. So you have so many different religions. Its sad really. Only in the LDS faith and with the direction of the holy spirit. Have I ever had a real connection with God. Has it been that long ago that you can't even remember what that connection was like. If you ever even had it?
Another reason that the standard Mormon interpretation of Isaiah 29 falls apart is that Joe got the plates before Professor Anton. If the person who couldn't read (Anton--even though Joe could read) got the plates AFTER the person who couldn't read (and Mormons try to claim Joe Smith, why?)--the attempted scriptural reference falls apart.
How did he use scripture if the scripture was being written as he spoke. And where exactly did he use the old testament to prove points? Is that in the NIV somewhere
Yes well now the problem with that is You born agains don't believe in the old testament nor is there any place were Christ is reading from it in the new testament. I think it might do you some good to back into a relationship with Christ and leave all your personal knowlegde in the dirt. Its not done you or Christ any good what so ever yet.
Oh you crafty devil. You know I don't do that. I would love to be able to read the scriptures with you some day. Its a highlight of my families day. But I find that often when we read the old testament theres something in it that only The LDS faith even practice or believe in. You know Im only about 400 pages in this time And I have already counted 4 temples. Amazing isn't it How in line the LDS faith is with the Holy bible. You should read it sometime.
Did you read about the 4 foot thick curtain being torn when Jesus finally died? That was symbolizing that the temple was no longer needed for the purpose of atonement, which is what it was formerly used for.
There were lots of blood sacrifices to atone for peoples sins--which is what the temple was used for. They were no longer necessary, so the curtain was torn!
lol well if you think that was all they were used for then that show exactly how much of the bible you really have read. Theres only about 20 places in the bible where it tells of the sacred nature of the things they did do in the bible. And Ill give you one but thats my only one that I will ever give you ok. im not saying what I think it says. But please pray and find our for yourself. Joshua ch 18 - 22
Wow--you're right--it says that certain groups of the children of Israel got certain possesions, that certain cities were 'safe' cities for people guilty of manslaughter, and that they were not to build an altar for sacrifices, other than the altar outside the tabernacle; does that mean that Lehi's altar was wicked?
Twist it any which way you want to. I'm not about argue with you about it. I hope you did pray, I hope you went looking for something with honest intention and if you did you will get the exact answer you are supposed to get. I can only ask now that the spirit be with you.
Could you tell me what you hope that I gather, rather than just saying there it is--read it?
I could just respond to your asinine comments with the line--here's the chapter and verse: have fun, but I don't. I tell you what you need to look for there.
I can recall how Jesus uses the holy spirit to show people when they are in error today. Its a very powerful feeling having the spirit of Christ with you all the time. Ask your local LDS missionary where you can find this spirit in your life as well. You owe it to yourself and your family?
If I were to talk to the missionaries, pray about the first vision, and get a confirmation--when I later read D&C 84:19-22 and find out that Joseph Smith could not see God without the Melchesidek priesthood, which he received 12 years after the claimed vision, would it be fair to assume that the spirit which confirmed it to me was false?
You are correct, I have felt the presences of many spirits that are no longer on this plain. Good and bad. But theres only one that I know for sure is of Christ. And its undenyable in every way. If you had ever felt it. You would know. Its that peaceful
Not impossible, I went many years of my life thinking the exact same thing. Until I put side my shame and fear and began to repent for my actions. When is the last time you repented or is that something you no longer feel a need to do?
I repented for opposing Christ, out of ignorance, when I left the Mormon church . . . when I left Mormonism, which had been proven false to my satisfaction, I decided that the biblical verses which 'proved' Mormonism proved other Christianity false . . . that was until I read the bible and put them in context. My conclusion was that you would have to be brainwashed to think that they supported Mormonism in the first place.
Im not so sure you ever were a mormon and the more I think about it You probably never read the bible completely yet have you? Am I right? I wonder what else Im right about that your not letting on as well?
I was a Mormon until I was 22. It is true that I have never read the bible from cover to cover--I have read all of the New Testament, from Genesis to Ecclesiastates, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, and Daniel.
If you have something that you would like me to read, please tell me where it is.
I didn't serve a mission; I admitted that I masturbated and my bishop put me on the no-fly list.
Sorry that I don't lie . . . you probably don't understand what that means--"[Mormons] really aren't obligated to answer everyone's questions--I've not had all of my questions answered; the Lord hasn't chosen to do that; he probably hasn't answered all of yours, nor are we obligated to answer everyone elses' questions . . ."
Well 9 out of 10 Id say he does answer. For me anyway. And I see that you have seen a missionary training video or two before. Good for you at least you got that far. You know I never got to serve a mission either. I look forward to serving one in my later years though. I hear there alot like extended vacations though. Ever imagine yourself on one?
"Let me give you an example; if a man, out of the blue, who I don't know from Adam, comes up to me and asks 'so you're a LDS?'--'yeah'--'tell me, you guys believe man can become like God, right?' It might not be the wisest idea to say 'yeah--yeah, here's the Lorenzo Snow couplet, and I'm going to get the Teachings of the Prophet and I'm going to read to you the King Follet Discourse"
"It might be a much wiser approach to say "that is an interesting question; it is asked frequently, but let me begin this way; in the spring of 1820 there was a young man who was confused on the subject of religion and wanted to know which church to join dot dot dot"--Bob Millet, professor of religion at BYU from a movie that it shown to Mormon missionaries at the MTC.
Did I ever claim to have read the bible completely? I study it, but not all of the time. Also, I didn't study the Old Testament as a Mormon, and I haven't been a non-denominational Christian from the day I left.
I smoke a pipe about once a month, drink a beer about every other month . . . I am madly, deeply in love, and the reason that they never found the person who assassinated the Arch-Duke Ferdinand is that I did it.
There, I have given you all of the ammunition that you will be able to use against me, even if you had my police record and medical history.
LOL. Your a funny guy. Is it really that hard to try and relate to someone. To put down the armor and sword for a min and just be yourself. I feel that there has been huge amounts of pressure on you in your life. Like you've been pushed past the breaking point. I do truly just feel sorry for you and wish there was a way I could help. Picking up your priesthood again probably isn't your answer. So what is? Can I help you find it?
I don't want it back--I am 100% sure that the church is false, and though you love to exclaim that the bible proves the Mormon church true, and the Old Testament especially, you have failed to point out anything to support your proposition.
I am more sure that your church is false than you are that it is true. If you were as sure that something was false as you are that your church is true, would you want any part of it?
Im sorry I have seen to much in my lifetime. Here's where it gets crazy but I've met Joseph Smith. In Nauvoo. I've seen felt and heard my ancestors that are no longer alive. And some that I have never even seen a pitcher of. Only to have them descibed to me perfectly by someone who did afterwards. I have the priesthood to thank for my daughters face not being disfigured like my hand is. And the bottom line is the results just plain work. If you work it. Don't stop working the plan.
Schizophrenia is a serious problem; if you don't get help at charter, please get help somewhere.
Your church is false, you refuse to give me evidence to the contrary, refuse to show how I misinterpret the bible, and refuse to tell me why you direct me to certain, seemingly unrelated, passages in the bible.
my bad. anyway i just know tons got removed.... including the one "fight with him and revolt" music vid and one of mine :( just love the king at the table. ahaha
my favorite oart is "fourteentrillionhundred years later, a young treasure seeker named joseph smith, who was known for his SMALL PEEPEE claimed to hav uncovered these same gold plates IN HIS ASSHOLE" I lost it about then
For 14,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, the King has been recognized as the Supreme Ruler of the Negro race. This is the Mormon explanation for B.E.T, which corrupts thousands of naked, thieving Indians every day.
well Brett as you can see the control freak MORmONS are not happy about your video, when they can not pull down the ratings enough to suit them then they go after the ratings for the comments.
So there you have it, MORmONS are unhappy so they trash up your place.
Too bad the Lamanites cant finish off the MORmONS!
I don't care what you believe at first I was going to leave a comment to to the effect yup this is s**** you had it right on your comment box. However, after watching it I have to compliment you on making something that is even more ridiculous than the original--which I must say it quite a feat! LOL I am on the floor laughing my a** off thank you! :)
Hilarious! I was going to make my own poop from this but now I'm not so sure if I can top yours; for one, I can't edit the footage, like splicing in the King at the table. How did you do that?
they were done by the people arguing with each other. one would thumbs down the other, and vice versa. idk why people argue on youtube, but it's pointless.
thegreatedhead had to pull his post because he had his ass kicked so badly by my response. I give him credit. Most MORmONS just leave their profoundly stupid statements in place, which I love.
what are you going to do in response, MORmON? Tell more lies? what are you going to do? Deny that Joseph Smith practiced polygamy. Deny that Joe ripped off the Masonic Lodge for the POS MORmON temple ceremony. ANd when I cite LDS sources to back up the facts you will whine &deny them too. I have had enough MORmON CRAP to last me for a billion lifetimes. I dont do the MORmON tail chase. So you go right ahead, MORmON!
LDS INC. is currently in a rabid behind the scenes effortt to ban the God Maker Mormon Cartoon from Youtube. They make copy right claims on behalf of Jeremian Films, which is against Youtube rules but so far they have gotten away with it. LDS INC Depends on lies & whitewash to keep their freak cult alive. LDS INC SUCKS!
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That's because this movie contains flagrant lies and half truths. This video takes mormon beliefs and combines it with lies making it sound outlandish and weird.
And the whole part about mormons divorcing their spouses for leaving the church. It's completely absurd. No Mormon would ever encourage another mormon to divorce their spouse.
This video is comedic jumble.The original God Maker Cartoon Video is 99 % accurate. I was raised by MORmON parents, I know MORmON doctrine. It upsets MORmONS when their freakish secrets are exposed, so they flock in here to spout denials as directed. I did not appreciate the threats made to me in the MORmON temple. I reject MORmONISM. It has destroyed hundreds of families. It is a sick cult. Mormons are so worked up they are even in here carping on this send up. MORmONS!
The original God Maker cartoon is 50% accurate AT BEST. I don't know what you're gaining from lying, but if you were a child of mormon parents and you actually went to church you'd know that the God Maker cartoon is nothing more than utter gibberish.
thanks for making a great point ! You are right, I dont have anything to gain by telling the truth, I have never asked for $ in behalf of God. but LDS INC has bulit a Multi billion$ empire by lying & stealing in the name of God, & the reason this cartoon ticks them off is because it is accurate & it cuts into their bottom line, if they were really running with Christ they would not care much at all, but they are not so they bribed the olympics to Utah
Therefore, my brothers, since we have confidence to enter the sanctuary by the blood of Jesus, 20the new and living way that he opened for us through the curtain (that is, through his flesh), 21and since we have a great high priest over the household of God, 22let us continue to come near with sincere hearts in the full assurance that faith provides, because our hearts have been sprinkled clean from a guilty conscience, and our bodies have been washed with pure water
This is so very well done... I'm astonishingly impressed... and its all true - Satans Allies where cursed with Black skin... I knew they were in disquise...!
Glad to see the King of Hyrule, who is also a Mormon god, make it to the Heavenly Council meeting. Also of note is the fact they used the Jehovah's Witness cartoon as Jesus' plan for salvation.
If you were a good, TBM and you came across Brigham Young's Semiannual general conference sermon about how slaves would never be freed--delivered 3 months after the Emancipation Proclamation--how would you justify that?
That cannot be identified as a prophecy that came to pass, no matter how confused you are.
This earth was supposed to have originated in the Orbit of Kolob; it then 'fell' from the Orbit of Kolob--which confuses me.
According to the Book of Mormon, God is eternal and unchanging, but according to later revelation, he was once a man and elevated to Godhood, as we can.
yeah I was raised mnormon, and I thought it was the bestest religion ever, until I figured out that it was the same incomprehensible bullcrap as everything else. The orbit of Kolob??!?!?!? the first time I heard that was when I started questioning my beleifs
Your faith was weak--I'd read that when I was knee-high to a coon hound.
What got me was Bring-em Young's sermon about the men on the moon and people on the sun--I started trying to rationalize it with "speaking as a man", but it was delivered at a stake conference and was in the equivalent of the Ensign--so I had to reject anything that was not provable.
That's what got me; I hadn't even come across his conference address about victory for the South in the Civil war, yet.
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RainbowManification 1 month ago
2:59 - 3:20 XD
Alehkk777 6 months ago
That's some Battlestar Galactica shit right there!
Except Battlestar Galactica was a great series. Mormonism is a load of crap.
RGDcommentnode 7 months ago
2:20 best part... DIE
izlude2 11 months ago
did u edit the part where he says that "the negro race" used to be humans?
chincherrinas 11 months ago
Best part was the final judgment XD
joebert423 11 months ago
well, this video does makes more sense than mormonism...
trogdorburninating 1 year ago 3
Kill all Mormons!!!
hackneo64 1 year ago
@hackneo64 Are you joking or are you serious?
WarriorCatFan100 1 year ago
@WarriorCatFan100 im super cereal, lol
hackneo64 1 year ago
@hackneo64 Oh ok lol
WarriorCatFan100 1 year ago
@hackneo64 Whoa!!! Calm down, we are human beings too! Now tell me why you said that in a calm and rational way.
Skerd100 7 months ago
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hackneo64 1 year ago
This is the Mormon explanation for the Negro race. Heheheh this is great.
Uberhippo24 1 year ago
2:45 "Fourteen-trilliuon-hundred years later..."
The best line.:)
standardbearer 1 year ago
My favorite part is Link shouting "Great!" at 1:13. It's quiet but brilliant.
toms1266 1 year ago
anyone know what happened to that one youtube poop where it was mormon commercial and the mom's all like, "we could talk..." kid says about what... mom says, "about cock." lol.
izlude2 1 year ago
He was known for his small pee-pee!
Over9000Wolf 1 year ago
I find this video to be atleast equally believable as the original... stark raving insane can't really be trumped, even by youtube poop
TheStigma 1 year ago
I laughed so hard when Lucifer smiled. And when the white people turned black.
Perogi360 1 year ago
Respond to this video... this is funny! mormons are screwed up!
MaryStewart 1 year ago
kept waiting for Space Ghost to make an appearance, lol.
cakemix76 1 year ago
Is the footage of Jesus' idea for becoming savior of the world from the original movie? If not, what is it from?
Chuntise 1 year ago
I am a 12 year old mexican, and what is this?
megazoneish 1 year ago
Well, I'm a convert now!
kevinbreen 1 year ago
the part about sacred temple sex rituals is true. they do it in a room above the alter in front of the reverand. looool
izlude2 1 year ago
Mormonism is a bunch of crap. Why? Because its American!
Korolev61 2 years ago
"Who is known for his small 'Pee-pee'"
Great shit here!!!XD
Starbore0Productions 2 years ago 14
LOL, beautiful. Great spoof!
GohModley 2 years ago
Gotta start burying that pointless religious argument...
SpotxSpot 2 years ago
Frekin great!
godvivec1 2 years ago
I like this version a lot better than the original. Great editing.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
It's a little less accurate; I can't think of anything in the original that is false, but it is a little bit inaccurate to say that black people were neutral--they were only less valiant, according to George Albert Smith, David O Mckay and Joseph F Smith.
Is the Negro explanation accurate, or were they repeating a statement that they'd heard previous prophets deliver as men?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
You know I have no idea why you are so dead set on going down this road? Even if you are gay which would certainly explain alot. You don't have to live this kind of life. Even if you are born again. you dont have to give in to your hate and go the rest of your life trying to justify it. Why do you do this to yourself?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I don't hate--I only want people to realize that the Mormon religion is false.
Orson Pratt said it best: if Mormonism is false, anyone who believes is damned; if it is true, anyone who rejects it is damned.
If you spent 22 years being lied to in a religion that was demonstrably false, when you found out the truth, wouldn't you want to tell people the truth?
Is David O, George A, and Joseph Fs' uniform explanation as to why black people are black false? Did they repeat this as men?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
And I spent almost 20 years believing almost the exact same things that you do now. And no if something is false or does not work. It caves in on itself. Just as you are doing now in your own life. You really don't need to help things fail that are not destin to. This behavior will only destroy yourself and bring you more bad results. Just as it took me almost 20 years to learn for myself. I hope it doesn't take you that long.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
So, when you assert that 'if something doesn't work, it caves in on itself', do you realize that the JW's aren't caved in yet?
Islam has been around for 600 years. Hinduism has been around thousands of years longer than Christianity--is that a testament to how well the caste system works?
Since the JW church has been around nearly as long as yours, it has more members than your church had at the same chronological point, etc., does the argument from longevity prove their church true, too?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Wesleyan Methodists claim more adherents than Mormons . . . their church started 100 years earlier (longevity) and is also pretty huge.
I guess that Methodistism is true by the same qualification.
The baptists have been around longer and have a much higher population--they must have the truth.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Do you believe that the Evangelical movement is more true than Mormonism? It gains followers by the millions, so it grows faster; it's been around 100 years longer, so it must be true.
How can Mormonism be true, if they are also true? I thought that God told Joseph Smith that all other religions were wrong, that all their creeds are an abomination and all their professors are corrupt.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
The evangelical movement been around 100 years. LOL try about 30 years total. and growing faster? Thats kind of hard to determine since none of them are connected. All of them preach different gospels. And not many of them keep any records what so ever on their members. And by the way. How many Preachers and heads of born again sects have been exposed for homosexual activity and embezzlement of church funds? Would you like me to start the list?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
40% of Americans identify themselves as Evangelical, according to the US census bureau.
Probably about as many per-capita as the Mormons.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Its funny to see people talk politics in the comments of anything labeled as "youtube poop"
UnseenAGT 2 years ago
You know my dad used to say things like that. According to such and such these are the facts. You know why he did it. Because he thought it made him look smart. And he had an inferiority complex. I wish there was a way that I could get you to not fell inferior so that we could have a real conversation.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Bloody wikipedia--it was including various denominations under the Evangelical flag--they have Demographics, though . . . Religious self identification among US adult population . . .
That one actually links to a university study to back up their facts--there are more self-identified non-denominational Christians than LDS, and Non-denominational Christianity has trippled since 2000.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Really, trippled, trippled from what number. What number are they at now?LOL. 40% according to University Studies. LOL. What university? LOL. You see the numbers you are searching for are non provable and non exisitant. Do you really think God would keep track of his flock by wikipedia or some university study? Now thats pretty funny. How can one argue with imaginary numbers like that? But keep dreaming your doing a fine job with the stats. Keep um coming.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Nope, my bad. Quit prevaricating; I could keep going on about how no LDS members were affiliated in any way with the Kirtland Safety Society anti-banking trust company, but Joseph Smith had his John Hancock on every note they issued, but I don't.
I told you where to look . . . American Religious Self Identification survey from the University of New York for 40.1% Evangelical and "American religious self identification survey" from Trinity College.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Kosmin, Barry A. that's the first name in the study from the University of New York which says 40.1% of the US population identify themselves as Evangelical.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Hey if want to believe only in the New testament and throw the rest of the bible away along with all other works of God. Its your choice. But Kosmin, Barry A and the other 40.1% of America. Please dont put them in that same category.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Alright--why not use the one from Trinity College in Hartford?
You don't have to use the one from New York . . .
The Book of Mormon is a work of pure fiction that is only true as far as it is plagiarized correctly--not a work of God.
I am working on the OT, again . . . I have probably understood more of it than you.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
BTW--Ezekiel 37 is about the resurrection and the Jews and Gentiles being ruled over by Christ, not about the Bible and Book of Moron.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
OH thanks, Ill put that one with the other 100 or so definitions I have gotten from the born agains?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Ok--what do you think that verses 1-14 are talking about, when they reference a valley of dry bones coming to life?
What do you think that 20-28 are talking about? One nation and one king out of two is my interpretation. I think they mean that Jesus, David's heir, will be king forever--after the resurrection from 1-14.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Ok I have said this many times before and Ill say it again. I refuse to use scripture for the purpose of Contention. It goes against what I believe the scriptures are for. Now if you have a question regarding what a vs or section is talking about then I would suggest to ask God about it. The spirit will witness to you what it means if you are sincere.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I am not inclined to listen to spirits--Galatians 1:8-9 says that I am not to listen to an angel from heaven, if that angel teaches another gospel. Why would I listen to a spirit?
Mormons like to claim that Isaiah 29 is talking about Joe, but Joe could read, so it falls apart. My personal interpretation is that it's talking about people starving for the truth before Christ's coming, because they either couldn't read or wanted the bible to conform to their religion.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Theres your problem and the major problem of most every religion today. No one has a connection to the holy ghost anymore. Everyone relys on there brain for their faith in Christ. Problem is everyones brain is different. So you have so many different religions. Its sad really. Only in the LDS faith and with the direction of the holy spirit. Have I ever had a real connection with God. Has it been that long ago that you can't even remember what that connection was like. If you ever even had it?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Another reason that the standard Mormon interpretation of Isaiah 29 falls apart is that Joe got the plates before Professor Anton. If the person who couldn't read (Anton--even though Joe could read) got the plates AFTER the person who couldn't read (and Mormons try to claim Joe Smith, why?)--the attempted scriptural reference falls apart.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
I don't recall Jesus ever being hesitant to use the scriptures to show people how they were in error.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
How did he use scripture if the scripture was being written as he spoke. And where exactly did he use the old testament to prove points? Is that in the NIV somewhere
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
There was scripture that was written before he spoke, that he could use . . . it's called the Torah--Old testament to you . . .
If Joseph Smith cited Isaiah 11 in D&C 113--was he quoting scripture while writing what is laughably called scripture?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Yes well now the problem with that is You born agains don't believe in the old testament nor is there any place were Christ is reading from it in the new testament. I think it might do you some good to back into a relationship with Christ and leave all your personal knowlegde in the dirt. Its not done you or Christ any good what so ever yet.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Did I ever say that I did not believe in the Old Testament? Could you show me what part of the Old Testament I don't believe in?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Oh you crafty devil. You know I don't do that. I would love to be able to read the scriptures with you some day. Its a highlight of my families day. But I find that often when we read the old testament theres something in it that only The LDS faith even practice or believe in. You know Im only about 400 pages in this time And I have already counted 4 temples. Amazing isn't it How in line the LDS faith is with the Holy bible. You should read it sometime.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Did you read about the 4 foot thick curtain being torn when Jesus finally died? That was symbolizing that the temple was no longer needed for the purpose of atonement, which is what it was formerly used for.
There were lots of blood sacrifices to atone for peoples sins--which is what the temple was used for. They were no longer necessary, so the curtain was torn!
grnmessiah 2 years ago
lol well if you think that was all they were used for then that show exactly how much of the bible you really have read. Theres only about 20 places in the bible where it tells of the sacred nature of the things they did do in the bible. And Ill give you one but thats my only one that I will ever give you ok. im not saying what I think it says. But please pray and find our for yourself. Joshua ch 18 - 22
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Wow--you're right--it says that certain groups of the children of Israel got certain possesions, that certain cities were 'safe' cities for people guilty of manslaughter, and that they were not to build an altar for sacrifices, other than the altar outside the tabernacle; does that mean that Lehi's altar was wicked?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Twist it any which way you want to. I'm not about argue with you about it. I hope you did pray, I hope you went looking for something with honest intention and if you did you will get the exact answer you are supposed to get. I can only ask now that the spirit be with you.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Could you tell me what you hope that I gather, rather than just saying there it is--read it?
I could just respond to your asinine comments with the line--here's the chapter and verse: have fun, but I don't. I tell you what you need to look for there.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
I can recall how Jesus uses the holy spirit to show people when they are in error today. Its a very powerful feeling having the spirit of Christ with you all the time. Ask your local LDS missionary where you can find this spirit in your life as well. You owe it to yourself and your family?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Yes, but not every spirit is of God.
If I were to talk to the missionaries, pray about the first vision, and get a confirmation--when I later read D&C 84:19-22 and find out that Joseph Smith could not see God without the Melchesidek priesthood, which he received 12 years after the claimed vision, would it be fair to assume that the spirit which confirmed it to me was false?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
You are correct, I have felt the presences of many spirits that are no longer on this plain. Good and bad. But theres only one that I know for sure is of Christ. And its undenyable in every way. If you had ever felt it. You would know. Its that peaceful
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
It is impossible; I'll have a video up soon to show you why.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Not impossible, I went many years of my life thinking the exact same thing. Until I put side my shame and fear and began to repent for my actions. When is the last time you repented or is that something you no longer feel a need to do?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I repented for opposing Christ, out of ignorance, when I left the Mormon church . . . when I left Mormonism, which had been proven false to my satisfaction, I decided that the biblical verses which 'proved' Mormonism proved other Christianity false . . . that was until I read the bible and put them in context. My conclusion was that you would have to be brainwashed to think that they supported Mormonism in the first place.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Im not so sure you ever were a mormon and the more I think about it You probably never read the bible completely yet have you? Am I right? I wonder what else Im right about that your not letting on as well?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I was a Mormon until I was 22. It is true that I have never read the bible from cover to cover--I have read all of the New Testament, from Genesis to Ecclesiastates, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, and Daniel.
If you have something that you would like me to read, please tell me where it is.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Where did you serve your mission
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I didn't serve a mission; I admitted that I masturbated and my bishop put me on the no-fly list.
Sorry that I don't lie . . . you probably don't understand what that means--"[Mormons] really aren't obligated to answer everyone's questions--I've not had all of my questions answered; the Lord hasn't chosen to do that; he probably hasn't answered all of yours, nor are we obligated to answer everyone elses' questions . . ."
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Well 9 out of 10 Id say he does answer. For me anyway. And I see that you have seen a missionary training video or two before. Good for you at least you got that far. You know I never got to serve a mission either. I look forward to serving one in my later years though. I hear there alot like extended vacations though. Ever imagine yourself on one?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I served as a ward missionary in the Roosevelt 12th and the Louisville 7th, I believe.
I wanted to go on a mission, until I found out the truth.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
"Let me give you an example; if a man, out of the blue, who I don't know from Adam, comes up to me and asks 'so you're a LDS?'--'yeah'--'tell me, you guys believe man can become like God, right?' It might not be the wisest idea to say 'yeah--yeah, here's the Lorenzo Snow couplet, and I'm going to get the Teachings of the Prophet and I'm going to read to you the King Follet Discourse"
grnmessiah 2 years ago
"It might be a much wiser approach to say "that is an interesting question; it is asked frequently, but let me begin this way; in the spring of 1820 there was a young man who was confused on the subject of religion and wanted to know which church to join dot dot dot"--Bob Millet, professor of religion at BYU from a movie that it shown to Mormon missionaries at the MTC.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Yer all retarded for arguing religion on a video labeled as "Youtube Poop"
UnseenAGT 2 years ago 18
Did I ever claim to have read the bible completely? I study it, but not all of the time. Also, I didn't study the Old Testament as a Mormon, and I haven't been a non-denominational Christian from the day I left.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
I smoke a pipe about once a month, drink a beer about every other month . . . I am madly, deeply in love, and the reason that they never found the person who assassinated the Arch-Duke Ferdinand is that I did it.
There, I have given you all of the ammunition that you will be able to use against me, even if you had my police record and medical history.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
LOL. Your a funny guy. Is it really that hard to try and relate to someone. To put down the armor and sword for a min and just be yourself. I feel that there has been huge amounts of pressure on you in your life. Like you've been pushed past the breaking point. I do truly just feel sorry for you and wish there was a way I could help. Picking up your priesthood again probably isn't your answer. So what is? Can I help you find it?
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
I don't want it back--I am 100% sure that the church is false, and though you love to exclaim that the bible proves the Mormon church true, and the Old Testament especially, you have failed to point out anything to support your proposition.
I am more sure that your church is false than you are that it is true. If you were as sure that something was false as you are that your church is true, would you want any part of it?
grnmessiah 2 years ago
Im sorry I have seen to much in my lifetime. Here's where it gets crazy but I've met Joseph Smith. In Nauvoo. I've seen felt and heard my ancestors that are no longer alive. And some that I have never even seen a pitcher of. Only to have them descibed to me perfectly by someone who did afterwards. I have the priesthood to thank for my daughters face not being disfigured like my hand is. And the bottom line is the results just plain work. If you work it. Don't stop working the plan.
marcopolo8765 2 years ago
Schizophrenia is a serious problem; if you don't get help at charter, please get help somewhere.
Your church is false, you refuse to give me evidence to the contrary, refuse to show how I misinterpret the bible, and refuse to tell me why you direct me to certain, seemingly unrelated, passages in the bible.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
@grnmessiah
So you get all your answers from the bible? A book that contradicts itself in many parts?
cougarbart 1 year ago
@marcopolo8765
"picture"
FunnyJunkTV 2 years ago
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deadsoundbettie 1 year ago
@marcopolo8765 this makes absolutely no sense at all... are you high?
deadsoundbettie 1 year ago
XD 5 stars!
DavidVelezPerez 2 years ago
WOW! I believe it too!
LDS1truth 2 years ago
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izlude2 2 years ago
I'm the original creator of this vid. It says my name at 3:49. And I think Mormons voted this one down.
BrettFromKolob 2 years ago
my bad. anyway i just know tons got removed.... including the one "fight with him and revolt" music vid and one of mine :( just love the king at the table. ahaha
izlude2 2 years ago
Actually the "fight with him and revolt" is still up. These videos are funny. I'm Catholic and I LOLed.
DavidVelezPerez 2 years ago
whaa omg where? well i'll try to type those exact words in and see what happens. xD I just HAVE to hear it again!
izlude2 2 years ago
I send it to you.
DavidVelezPerez 2 years ago
This deserves more stars.
prettyprince96 2 years ago 2
1:08 - 1:44 produced a steady stream of lulz. I love all the little sound clips you worked in "great!" "Fight in the shade!" etc. Beam me up, Jesus!
onehundreddollars 2 years ago
nees more poop
Onerom4728 2 years ago
my favorite oart is "fourteentrillionhundred years later, a young treasure seeker named joseph smith, who was known for his SMALL PEEPEE claimed to hav uncovered these same gold plates IN HIS ASSHOLE" I lost it about then
UnseenAGT 2 years ago
and I missed the DIE! at 2:21 lol
Zando24 2 years ago
So the King is the head of the mormon gods...
Zando24 2 years ago
For 14,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, the King has been recognized as the Supreme Ruler of the Negro race. This is the Mormon explanation for B.E.T, which corrupts thousands of naked, thieving Indians every day.
BlahBlahYouWho 2 years ago
Look, the real truth of mormonism is bad enough w/o this. But its funny.
IExposeMormonism 2 years ago
Who were once human like us...
Christina314 2 years ago
Battlestar Galacticia
OBEYWEEGEE 2 years ago
Whoremon Bastards!
prosaint3 2 years ago
My favorite part:
"Enraged, Lucifer cunningly convinced one third of the spirits destined for Earth, to f*ck him.
*GREAT!*"
Nerdlord12 2 years ago 4
watch the original video.. look for "Banned Mormon Cartoon"
butcherthebarbarian 2 years ago
Great science fiction story!
djacimovic82 2 years ago 6
I don't doubt that there are good mormons in the world, but this has got to be the dumbest of all major religions. It's scary stupid.
Illiknight 2 years ago
I think scientology is equal, if not more. I mean don't they believe in a space god or something? idk I don't want to really know. XD
OBEYWEEGEE 2 years ago
Oh, My! look at all the sore red thumbs! must be Mormons like oliomo. I did notice some small possibly significant differences.
IExposeMormonism 2 years ago
The LDS Church has given up fighting this video and agrees that it is factual. The mormons acknowledge that they are weird and you can kiss their ass.
"Joseph Smith has done more young chicks than any other man."
saggley 2 years ago
well Brett as you can see the control freak MORmONS are not happy about your video, when they can not pull down the ratings enough to suit them then they go after the ratings for the comments.
So there you have it, MORmONS are unhappy so they trash up your place.
Too bad the Lamanites cant finish off the MORmONS!
genexrollins 2 years ago
I don't care what you believe at first I was going to leave a comment to to the effect yup this is s**** you had it right on your comment box. However, after watching it I have to compliment you on making something that is even more ridiculous than the original--which I must say it quite a feat! LOL I am on the floor laughing my a** off thank you! :)
AdAequitas 2 years ago
Hilarious! I was going to make my own poop from this but now I'm not so sure if I can top yours; for one, I can't edit the footage, like splicing in the King at the table. How did you do that?
CreepyMcCreep 2 years ago
FAVOURITED.
DarkPrimeGS 2 years ago
Thank Elohim for Brett from Kolob! Awesome poop XD
AegisAegus 2 years ago
Man..what's with the thumbs down on EVERY comment? Lame.
BrettFromKolob 2 years ago
they were done by the people arguing with each other. one would thumbs down the other, and vice versa. idk why people argue on youtube, but it's pointless.
XjesstenX 2 years ago
Yeah, you should contact your physician immediately.
d0861 2 years ago
this was edited really well
drewskione 2 years ago
no no no it wasn't edited ;D it's real... right right??? haahha
izlude2 2 years ago
thegreatedhead had to pull his post because he had his ass kicked so badly by my response. I give him credit. Most MORmONS just leave their profoundly stupid statements in place, which I love.
MORmONS!
genexrollins 2 years ago
I don't know what happened with my post but I'm fulling willing to respond any of your childish lies.
thegreatedhead 2 years ago
what are you going to do in response, MORmON? Tell more lies? what are you going to do? Deny that Joseph Smith practiced polygamy. Deny that Joe ripped off the Masonic Lodge for the POS MORmON temple ceremony. ANd when I cite LDS sources to back up the facts you will whine &deny them too. I have had enough MORmON CRAP to last me for a billion lifetimes. I dont do the MORmON tail chase. So you go right ahead, MORmON!
genexrollins 2 years ago
LDS INC. is currently in a rabid behind the scenes effortt to ban the God Maker Mormon Cartoon from Youtube. They make copy right claims on behalf of Jeremian Films, which is against Youtube rules but so far they have gotten away with it. LDS INC Depends on lies & whitewash to keep their freak cult alive. LDS INC SUCKS!
genexrollins 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
That's because this movie contains flagrant lies and half truths. This video takes mormon beliefs and combines it with lies making it sound outlandish and weird.
And the whole part about mormons divorcing their spouses for leaving the church. It's completely absurd. No Mormon would ever encourage another mormon to divorce their spouse.
thegreatedhead 2 years ago
This video is comedic jumble.The original God Maker Cartoon Video is 99 % accurate. I was raised by MORmON parents, I know MORmON doctrine. It upsets MORmONS when their freakish secrets are exposed, so they flock in here to spout denials as directed. I did not appreciate the threats made to me in the MORmON temple. I reject MORmONISM. It has destroyed hundreds of families. It is a sick cult. Mormons are so worked up they are even in here carping on this send up. MORmONS!
genexrollins 2 years ago
The original God Maker cartoon is 50% accurate AT BEST. I don't know what you're gaining from lying, but if you were a child of mormon parents and you actually went to church you'd know that the God Maker cartoon is nothing more than utter gibberish.
thegreatedhead 2 years ago 2
thanks for making a great point ! You are right, I dont have anything to gain by telling the truth, I have never asked for $ in behalf of God. but LDS INC has bulit a Multi billion$ empire by lying & stealing in the name of God, & the reason this cartoon ticks them off is because it is accurate & it cuts into their bottom line, if they were really running with Christ they would not care much at all, but they are not so they bribed the olympics to Utah
& lie about virtually every thing.
genexrollins 2 years ago
Even if the God Maker cartoon was only half correct as you claim, any given 50 % of it totally condemns MORmONISM beyond any redemption!
settypatch 2 years ago
"She HAD to divorce me, and find another man..."
...
"...Battlestar Galactica!"
XD
BlacktailFA 2 years ago
0:39 lol the king fits in ther percfectly!!!!
UnseenAGT 2 years ago
to have sex with joseph smith??! Hahahahahahaha
MALDITTOROKKERO 2 years ago
It doesn't matter how many times I see this, it's still funny.
PS--I'm drunk.
grnmessiah 2 years ago
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Therefore, my brothers, since we have confidence to enter the sanctuary by the blood of Jesus, 20the new and living way that he opened for us through the curtain (that is, through his flesh), 21and since we have a great high priest over the household of God, 22let us continue to come near with sincere hearts in the full assurance that faith provides, because our hearts have been sprinkled clean from a guilty conscience, and our bodies have been washed with pure water
ARE YOU BORN AGAIN?
valu777 2 years ago
This is so very well done... I'm astonishingly impressed... and its all true - Satans Allies where cursed with Black skin... I knew they were in disquise...!
DarthChess 2 years ago
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epiCnIGraRiNSeOUt 2 years ago
2:39 - It's Race Bannon!!
psylentknight 2 years ago
LOL! wow you are so right. Totally fits with the whole sci-fi theme going on too.
BrettFromKolob 2 years ago
And doesn't Lucifer look like Alex Lifeson?
Over9000Wolf 2 years ago
Rush is the devil? haha
BrettFromKolob 2 years ago
now this is something I will follow :D
shadow759 2 years ago
Omfg!
I haven't laughed so hard since the Mormon Jesus YTPMV! XD
Epic job man! Instant 5/5 and subscribe!
And yeah it takes about 10 years practice to get the Omega Cheese ritual! =3
Noneliver 2 years ago
Best Mormons Remix Yet
epiCnIGraRiNSeOUt 2 years ago
l-o-hem, elohem, olohim, leohem (fuck it, i can't spell his name so we will call him the Moron Zeus, who is white.)
Bronboa 2 years ago
haha oh this is rich! who were once human like us. ahaha.
izlude2 2 years ago
can someone spell out the god dude?
title26 2 years ago
Glad to see the King of Hyrule, who is also a Mormon god, make it to the Heavenly Council meeting. Also of note is the fact they used the Jehovah's Witness cartoon as Jesus' plan for salvation.
Over9000Wolf 2 years ago
3:24 Don'ts: Coffee, Tea, Cigarettes, Liquor... COCA COLA?!
What the heck?
AguFungus 3 years ago
that part wasn't even edited, lol
Anonymous102492 2 years ago
Hilarious!!! Favorite parts:
"Jesus presented his idea..." [cricket chirps, blank stares, Jesus grins sheepishly]
"...known for his small peepee, uncovered these plates in his ass-hole!"
"Temple sex rituals with the dead and themselves..."
"And spawn demons."
And probably 10 other parts!
FeygeleGoy 3 years ago
"Produced billions of unwanted children"
chica476 3 years ago 4
Man, I love when I laugh so much, few people can do that
onlywannasee 3 years ago
ha mormins
Ireland4321 3 years ago
lol wow....
Gvanillavodka 3 years ago
If you were a good, TBM and you came across Brigham Young's Semiannual general conference sermon about how slaves would never be freed--delivered 3 months after the Emancipation Proclamation--how would you justify that?
That cannot be identified as a prophecy that came to pass, no matter how confused you are.
grnmessiah 3 years ago 3
I forgot...sorry.
BlahBlahYouWho 3 years ago
This gets better each time that I see it.
grnmessiah 3 years ago
Which makes Satanism look like a DC Comic.
BlahBlahYouWho 3 years ago
mormonism isnt any more crazy than any other religion. It just has more oct-somes(like a 3some but with more wives.
stule77 3 years ago
This earth was supposed to have originated in the Orbit of Kolob; it then 'fell' from the Orbit of Kolob--which confuses me.
According to the Book of Mormon, God is eternal and unchanging, but according to later revelation, he was once a man and elevated to Godhood, as we can.
grnmessiah 3 years ago
yeah I was raised mnormon, and I thought it was the bestest religion ever, until I figured out that it was the same incomprehensible bullcrap as everything else. The orbit of Kolob??!?!?!? the first time I heard that was when I started questioning my beleifs
stule77 3 years ago
Damn, boy . . .
Your faith was weak--I'd read that when I was knee-high to a coon hound.
What got me was Bring-em Young's sermon about the men on the moon and people on the sun--I started trying to rationalize it with "speaking as a man", but it was delivered at a stake conference and was in the equivalent of the Ensign--so I had to reject anything that was not provable.
That's what got me; I hadn't even come across his conference address about victory for the South in the Civil war, yet.
grnmessiah 3 years ago 3
lol