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  • It's refreshing just to see people praising such a hilarious video insteado of objecting to the moral blah blah blah.

  • Epic.

  • He's great with his sister!

  • Best.

    Dad.

    Ever!

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  • @TheMetallkylling best teacher ever!

  • heheh... taint..

  • that was actually incredible

  • 21 people fell off the chair laughing accidently bumping the dislike button.

  • who else thought that was Tim Allen saying "those arn't muskets"

  • 0:38 "IDK, Bonin' I guess..." Thumbs up

  • hehe...taint

  • Tintin comics in the background...

    *faints*

  • Cuz he's great with his sister! I love you Michael Swaim...

  • Its just a blank piece of paper with the word tits on it!......

  • hahahahahahahha, i love the cards, so creative lol.

  • Nearly every line in this skit's funny :)

  • Id slave away at her with some glitter and lube, giddity giddity...

  • Two quarters and a ball of yarn?

  • top 5 favorit lines

    5. we watch alot of AE together, and pornography.

    4. why would he use two quarters and a ball of yarn... is that what your clitoris looks like.

    3. haha, taint.

    2. he's great with his sister.

    1. i find nothing objectionable about this.

    so funny, you should make another video like this.

  • Ah-ha! Subscribed.

  • That's... that's not iambic pentameter >.>

  • @Veggieburger802 i know haha i puased it n counted the sylables too

  • "Jeremy slaved away with glitter and lube for hours"

  • I find nothing objectionable about this.

    (P.S. Yes, I know that quoting a video is a douchebaggy thing to do, but I couldn't resist).

  • @MasterGame12 ah, its ok. it was a relevant quote.

  • @edgeypoosisepic I'm glad you find nothing objectionable about my quote.

    (I pushed it to far, didn't I?)

  • @MasterGame12 I find nothing objectionable about using quotes a lot. I do it myself.

  • taint

  • Bwaahaha you guys are fucking disgusting "he's great with his sister" bwehehe great stuff

  • haha awesome

  • "Cause he's great with his sister."

  • @sglasspool I laughed so loudly the people in the room over asked what I was laughing at!

  • that last sentence nailed it

  • because he's good with his sister XD

  • This is probably the best Those Aren't Muskets sketch.

  • I will not let him taint the children hehe taint. That was the best part

  • "I wont tolerate homophobia" XD hahahaha!!

  • love the tintin comics in the background :)

  • I love Gladstone :)

  • Great video... favorite part...

    hoe: you teach him well!

    swaim:  yeah cuz he's great with his sister.

  • Love the role reversal, love the sketch, just loved it, I raise my glass to you.

  • Co-wrote with Wayne Gladstone? Cmon, Swaim. You and I both know that's a bold-faced lie. That man doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

  • Haha...taint.

  • Oh my god.

    Thats fucking hilarious.

  • "My boy knows tits"

    HA

  • Happy Valentine's Day. :)

  • Those aren't muskets are the best youtube comedy channel , I do wonder why you all aren't as popular as some of the chans when your clearly much funnier than they are.

  • @demoniclordwizard because people are stupid enough to subscribe to fucking fred =/

  • @demoniclordwizard Because unforunately, unlike groups like Picnicface, they aren't featured and whored by CollegeHumor.

  • LOL huhhuhuh taint

  • an awesome dad.... :D

  • LOL

  • horrifying (great with his sister?!) but god damn, you people (particularly Swaim) are the funniest people on the net.

  • "Do you know the real secret about the birds and the bees? And then on the back it says: 'They were both dudes!!' "

    ROFL!! So funny :D

  • g spot?

    ahahahha!

    "he's great with his sisters"

    too funny to exist!

  • epic

  • Even if someone didn't find this funny, there's no denying that the actors/writers of ThoseAren'tMuskets sure as hell know the ins and outs and nuances of good comedy.

  • "I find nothing objectionable about this"

  • "Well, we watch alot of A&E... And pornography."

  • "My Boy Knows Tits!" Rofl

  • "cuz he's great with his sisters." l-o-fucking-l.

  • What do you call that?

    - Courtesy!

  • kids a champ!

  • ...I'm sorry am I missing something?

  • Its funny when there's just the word "TITS" on a blank of paper. lol

  • "My boy knows tits"

  • what's a clitoris?

  • You'll find out when you're older...

  • hahaha

  • a vagina, if you don't know what that it is, it is a PUSSY

  • u dont know!!!? If ur a girl, u dont know ur body well enough, and if ur a guy u havent been laid.

  • lol..."he's good with his sister"

  • lololoolololololol

  • lol Hemingway :D

  • haha taint

  • Instant subscribe.

  • thats right!!, michael is the best!!! <333

  • haha omg this is so fkin twisted hahaahaha

  • hahaha "my boy knows tits"

  • So, let's bid on how long it'll take the board of education to seriously come to this.

    I'll open up with 10 years.

  • 3.5 years, 2 for LAUSD.

  • Fifteen.

  • im gonna make a card for valentines day at next year that is a picture of a vagina that says "I wish i was here."

  • use elbow macoroni for the clitoris

  • He's great with his sister.. Wtf.. XDD

  • Rofl 3 tries to find my g-spot, man I didn't see that coming.

  • heheh...tant

  • THANK YOU STUMBLE

  • amen

  • here here!

  • Cus hes great with his sister :|

  • Courtesy! Ever heard of it?!

  • sheeshe what was her problem?

  • WTF! HAHAHAHA

    I never expected this!

  • LOL THATS FUNNY...BUT GROSS!!!!

  • LMFAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO!! the end!

  • dam that was pure amazing

  • That was funny in a kind of twisted way, hahahahaha!

  • is that what your clitoris looks like? lmao haha xDD

  • This is one of the most brilliantly crafted pieces of comedy I've seen in a long while.

    Congratulations all round.

  • Last line rules

  • at the end hes says"hes great with his sister". LOL!!

  • "heh-heh...taint!" lmao

    Just greatness

  • "My boy loves tits!"

    Hahaha!

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • They were both dudes!

  • He's good with his sister? Whoa.

  • This is sick, perverted, and disgusting. I love it!

  • oh god, so wrong but so so funny. xD

    I love you muskets. (:

  • they arent muskets

    lol u forgot

  • my boy knows tits! :D

  • "why would you use 2 quarters and a piece of string? Is that what your cliterus looks like?"

    god i love this sooo much

  • '...they were both dudes.'

    That was so so funny. Genius.

  • That's horrible..

    But so damn hilarious...I can't get enough. Ha ha.

  • ...that story took a weird twist...

  • oh man thats horrible! rofl!!

  • LOL THE Star Trek thing at the end lol!

  • Kid's a champ!

    Yeah, if this catches on it'll be an internet meme.

  • I dunno why, but I think it already has...or it was already an old meme and TAM! just used it.

  • kids a champ lol

  • hehehhe... taint

  • that was sooo wrong but soo funny.

  • Rofl freaking funny :D.

  • really nasty.

    just the way i like it.

  • rofl

  • rofl thats so bad

  • OMG THAT WAS SOOO BAD!!!! BUT SO FUCKIN FUNNY!!! "...just kidding, he nailed it on the first try!" HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Wow "Cause he's great with his sister!"

  • That's absolutely horrible and disgusting. I fucking love it.

  • OMFG IS THAT TINTIN?!

  • real champ!

  • He´s great with his sister lmfao

  • FUNNY...but the girl actress with glasses was awful and irratating

  • that's how she was supposed to be....an irritating mom who's all goody and what not

    she was in character

  • I can't believe I lol'd at that XD

  • wow the end was terribly hilarious.

  • his great with his sister! lol!

  • wow...

    |-------|

    | TITS|

    |____|

  • Hey, is the mom played by the same actress who played Facebook in the "Internet Party" video?

  • "cause he's great with his sister"

  • Is that what your clitoris looks like?!!!!

    you guys rock

  • that was so friggin funny!

  • ahahah the ending was discusting!

  • Tintin books on the wall lol I remember them from when I was a kid

  • wow lol

  • LMAO at the very last line xDDDD

  • wow. simply fuckin amazin

  • Muy sexcellente!

  • LMFAO.

  • This is so hilariously wrong

  • we do watch a lot of A&E together....and pornography

    ending is genius

    THOSE ARENT MUSKETS IS THE BEST CHANNEL EVA!

  • Sexcellent

  • He's great with his sister! Oh god, hilarious.

  • Hahahah. Right before it cuts out.. \

    He's Great with his Sister.

    Came out of No Where!

  • god you guys must be doing what the games conference did when making this shit up. it's fucking gold

  • I freaking love these guys!!

  • you have no idea

  • You sir, are a retard.

  • HAHAHAHA

    I DONT CARE IF HE USED 2 QUARTERS AND A BALL OF YARN

    why would he use 2 quarters and a ball of yarn? is that what your clitoris looks like?

    jesus christ those arent muskets are genius'

  • KIDS A CHAMP!!! He's great with his sister..

    Bravo... you depraved bastards.

  • hahaha look closely i think at about 08:00 you can see that the frog is humping the teddy bear.

  • hahah

  • "cause he's great with his sister"

    hahahahahaha

    hahahaaha

  • this is so funny, yet so wrong.

  • perfect acting and the thing with those arent muskets...its gold

  • "cuz hes great with his sister!!!"

    lmao

    wow...

  • lol @ tintin books on the wall...

  • Is that what your clitoris looks like?

  • my boy knows tits

  • :S holy moly

  • Some excellent comedy acting, really.

    I would love to see a movie with the actor the plays Jeremy's father.

  • You guys are awesome ...

  • your best one in my opinion!

  • LMAO! =D

  • oh snap- tintin comics!

  • that was sick XD (in a good way)

  • the biggest laugh i had was "'cos he's great with his sister"

  • this has created so many dialogues with me and my friends, "my boy knows tits" is a common quote in my school now