How to Survive the Apocalypse (according to Buffy)

[SpuffyFan2011]

I freaking loved it! Noted about the not sleeping with vampires!

[mcksy]

hahaha great topics man!

[alwaysmudblood]

I don't need to worry about the wisecracks. Oh, wait, that means I'm Zander! Uh oh!

[crissangeladdiction]

I love this video! Its nice that not everyone thinks that Buffy is such a bad show. BTVS <3 

[izzytheiz]

Don't sleep with vamps or else they will lose their soul and then turn mad.

[simpleplanfan147]

1:Friends. Check 2:Witty friend. check. 3:Witch. Check. 4:British Guy. I wish! 5: Avoid dark places. Checkish. 6:Don't get Staked. We'll see. 7: No bunnies. Check. 8: No vampire sleeping. No promises. 9: Kittens. Check. 10:Speech. Together we can keep Buffy's Teaching a live. Check.

[TweetingRawr]

Xanders full name is Alexander LaVelle Harris

[gumballzmachine123]

Soooo, can I have you as my wise-cracking friend?

[N1k1mon]

Icyefcfrfdreedddd,

P

[misscordeliachase2]

haaa always loved xander and buffy's wise cracking

[SpockRocksMySox]

The End of the World:

When the Christians go to heaven,

and the Democrats regain control of the House and the Senate.

[AutobotSlasher]

lol No vampire lovin'

[masseffect2795]

btvs is awesome 

[plainoutofthisworld]

I saw this video before I saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so it wasn't that funny. I have now watched all of Buffy and totally get it now. ROFL.

[DoctorHilarious]

So many references...

[BeautifulFreckledGrl]

BUUUUUUFFFFFYYYYY!

[pirateZevelyn]

thank you, you probably saved our lives = )

[smilies4life]

Buffy quote, Buffy quote, Buffy quote FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! Buffy quote, Buffy quote, Buffy quote

[megasoord]

Thumbs up if your still alive

[datickywickygurl]

@uninarwal13 Are your friends all in the special ed. classes? Anyone who mocks the greatest show in the history of television must be a complete fucking idiot...

[spanglishman1234]

#7 (extension) seriously NO BUNNIES

I men come on........it's got fangs

[DeanGregory42]

Number 11......thumbs up if you were looking for pictures of Buffy.

[chesiregirl]

Number 3....

references to My Little Pony, Harry Potter, and Buffy all at once. 8D

[MrManuel91]

Y para sobrevivir tambien me la tienes que manar hijo de puta

[SecondMass]

Hunger Games in background(:

[ercvey3]

Rule eleven: no girls on your team a loud to wear bra's. they're troublesome, useless and when your about to die that's one less piece of clothing that needs to come off. i don't know about you but i plan on dying with my peep in something

[Purelife55210]

Beast mod nigga

[1957mrayburn]

Guck yhid

[OMGitzDaTruth]

How insightful

[traceyhd1313]

Love Buffy....like this video, but no Oz reference? Come on man! Oz had all the best lines..." I mock you with my monkey pants!" LOL

[DarkDemonicMari]

I love BTVS! I still watch it. I just finished the series for the fourth time last week.

[MegaSuperPWN]

@NewSuperGamer I hate when people post that crap. You know that millions of people read those and don't die. Don't take personally I just hate those chain comments and try scaring people.

[16StarsNRockets]

I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. <3

[Righteouswarior]

I will fuck the shut outta any sexy vampire chick

[VioletAvalyn]

NUMBER THREEEEEEE! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! MY LITTLE PONY! 

[o0HannahoO]

can i just steal the characters from buffy, or do i really have to go and find duplicates? lmao

[MASTER1LINK]

yea man we know about the vampire lovin... we got all of the Twilight movies as proof, how shitty things can get

[anatureperson]

useless trash.

[BillyJoe1305]

I'm totally porkin' the vampires.

[Freehugs21]

now im gonna go watch me some buffy..

and u can only sleep with on vamp, and thats spike..cuz yea hes an ass, but hes not more evil after u skrew him..plus he'll be most likely be a puppy with fangs even more then he was last time

[Spazum888]

#4: have a brittish friend

ROFL

[TheKiro5505]

Xander's full name is Alexander soooooo.....

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

Lol....willow Rosenberg reference FTW!!! 

[BuffyfestBlog]

How did I ever miss this shiny gem?

[UnleashedFromWithin]

LOL! Do not sleep with the vampires! XD

[epiclizard13]

World War Z!!! Awesome book.

[AliceValium]

I should start betting with kittens. I could always use more kittens.

[dannerzme]

You Rock!!

[flyingfoo99]

Dude how old r u? Get a freakin job and be a man! Move out of ur moms house and try contributing to society. This video was so fucking stupid and pointless it made me want to kill myself.

[magicguitarist2]

@flyingfoo99 someone had their daily dose of Haterade

[TrackStar828]

@flyingfoo99 Did someone point a gun to your head and make you watch the whole video dumbass? If it was that bad why did you watch the whole video? Someone isn't too smart.

[Dancerchix300]

this is the best thing ive ever seen...

[hayveee]

just saw you play a show!

first off, twas great.

second, i love you so much more now that i know you've watched and love buffy as i do :)

[TheZackAttac]

my question is WHERE THE FUCK IS BUFFY!! that is all

[deadzombie44]

is this real :O

[xxXkdashXxx]

No i listen to Marilyn manson does that mean am staying here to see the apocalypse

[samuelsanchez2010]

DUDE IF PEPS ARE MISTAKING THE MITHS OF THE AZTECS AND THE END OF THE WORLD, READ YOUR FACTS, THE AZTECS SAID THERE WILL BE A NEW ERA, NEW AGE NOT THE END HELLOOOOOOO

[XSVRXPAINXGAMEX]

im confused this was posted may 18th but your talking about may 1st O_O

[MeLarryO]

Dude.. I clicked to see Buffyand got blah blah blah blah.........

[KatielouCurtis]

wolfpack unite for the end of the world! love love love!

[emmthreejonny]

1:17-1:21 Truth!

[DesperateAmateursCom]

Too bad all the witches I know have no powers. I mean why else would you you work a crappy fast food job and have such shitty hair? What were we talking about again?

[Oriedo]

This is a good and funny video foreal.''Buffy The Vampire Slayer''.

[dreamlesstown]

Don't give a shit what you haters think! ALEXANDER CARPENTER IS AWESOME AWEEEEEEESOME. PERIOD

[smilypy]

Don't be ridiculous..

Humans cannot survive without GOD

[XerBlade]

What about giving a badass motivational speech WHILE walking away from an explosion without looking at it? And fending off a horde of demons with one hand without looking at THEM either at the same time?

That just might mean you're awesome enough to take the apocalypse head on.

[GlamourDollLV]

LMAO you are the coolest guy in the universe! 

[datickywickygurl]

I have a theory...it could be bunnies.....Bunnies aren't so cute like everybody supposes! They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what's with all the carrots?!?! What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?!?! Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be Bunnies!!! *blank stares from everyone*................or maybe midgets?

[Kjmonster3]

WOW! This guy really knows his Buffy facts.

[jonathon6448]

Your dumb scum bag. Get a life f nut

[FaNofnothin]

okay i have a question did you actually read all this books or are they there lookin pretty????? anyways great collection frm Mark Twain to Harry Potter ...

[vkpsych]

I didn't even have to listen to anything you said before I knew I was going to like you. There are Chuck Palahniuk books on your self, rock on! And you love Buffy and HP pretty freaking AMAZING! Will you be my friend? :)

[twilight1098ful]

Seriously u thought the world was going to end??? Ur such a stupid head!!! And the only thing bad that happened was a tornado almost hit the ground and my family and I were in the basement for like almost 2 frickin hours

[emcskills]

@twilight1098ful Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.

[FoxFacelives4ever]

ok get it right. Us gingers are practically deamons already, and we know a large amount of magecraft. So if zombies or vampires start creeping on us we will go all ginger on thier asses. If we find deamons we comand them to do our bidding. So my life wouldnt change much but I might need a new jar. (I keep the souls of things I killed in them.)

[PlayerWayTV1]

Playerway Enterainment

..check it out

[ZombieKlutz]

OH MY GOD AMAZING!!!!

[M3LF4C3]

LOL! Number three is FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! like... you know... ponies....

[ZombieKlutz]

LUV IT!!!!!!

[cheddar265]

thumbs up because buffy was the thumbnail

[edwardsdarkmistress]

okay this is hilarious and so made my day. Well, any buffy reference makes my day, either way, thanks for the happiness boost.

[EchosintheforesT]

alex <3

[eltakosbro1]

what better to prepare for the end of the world than fallout 3

[neosoontoretro]

I can think of some more rules to survive the Apocalyse from Buffy

1) Have friend(s) who used to be evil

2) Have a boyfriend who is a militant demon hunter

3) Pay attention to your dreams they may predict the future

4) Be the reluctant hero

5) Be willing to forgive your enemies they may become worthy allies

(cont)

[xaberd22]

Xander Harris: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there were only twelve grades.

Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."

Willow: Come on. You don't think he ever got restless as a kid?

Buffy: Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

[peaceloveandpie]

i've got a feeling...it could be bunnies....

-awesome rock song-

..."BUNNIES, BUNNIES, IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!!"

:D

[ThankYouPain09]

@peaceloveandpie or maybe it could be midgets, haha

[bestswimmer1916]

Haha he totally was talking about Anya when she sings about the bunnies in Once more with Feeling!

[kycc89]

zander's full name IS Alexander silly

[LadyHawke18]

this is pretty much awesome :D

[luvmylab29]

loveee

[MrJodelOdi]

Why does everybody want to be a ray william johnson?!

[AriesQueenOfDiamonds]

"And by the way... kittens are STUPID CURRENCY!" - Buffy

[smileyfeely09]

Lol i have to favorite this.

[keyofawesomefan1996]

I'm still gonna trip my friends if we get chased by zombies

[deepettry]

hahaha this is great <3

[SmallSkaterFreak]

i love buffy the vampire slayer, like urgh i love it so much, along with angel ahhh...im getting old :[

[meaganl124]

Lol- look I'm still here :) xD

[kenzietheterrible]

"Those of us who who read Harry Potter and listen to rock and roll music"

[Belial21319]

What weapons should I have you left that part out. You said what I should have to kill vampires but that's it I need more info on how to kill all evil things.

[born2war1]

is that black thing at the back is dog?

[Krocksalot]

you're hilarious and SO AWESOME!

[ravensouls]

Bored now! pff... dead comment

[TheWaterfallProject]

I love all the TV show references =D

[folegaleta]

Xander is Alexander....they just call him Xander , duh, not seen buffy much? :P

[KhmaiBodian559]

fag

[emcskills]

@KhmaiBodian559 Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.

[fenixmita92]

your videos just appeared on my homepage. Harry Potter, Buffy and Hunger Games entertainment from one youtuber? Thanks dude : D

[thenumbaonegryff]

I'm being buffy for halloween. PUMPED!

[Belial21319]

@thenumbaonegryff Then that means you're hot just being sexist don't mind me.

[slowbus]

i was hoping it would get funny sometime between 0:00 and 2:57..man what a waste

[shawzie1916]

Buffy, did it before twilight...

[bobb22ful]

thanx,I appreciate the sage tips!

[S1m0nSez]

I just clicked to see Buffy....Damn...

[Ivychandessu]

@S1m0nSez u got fooled xD

[BravesGurl1983]

@S1m0nSez

I know. WTH is this? I was expecting to see scenes from Buffy. lol

[theblackstarmansion]

@S1m0nSez me too!

[HazeInYourBrains]

best part of this whole video...."but really do not sleep with vampires!"

[Thelionsden35]

lol

[xryanprimo]

Dude u really suck :|

[loverkeuh007]

This is so funny if you know how buffy episodes go :-) Very good!

[BarelyNormall]

LOLZERS.

I think I may have to watch your other video's now :3

[lilfrankief]

I Got A Theory, That It's Demon. A Dancing Demon. Na, Something Isn't Right There!

[enuvune]

"ripper" giles? was that a joke?

[lalalalalalalala403]

LOVE THISSS ALEXX :) ♥

[sitcom189]

where do you get your music libraries?

[TheNotKyleSullivan]

How old is the group of people that think these videos are funny? Absolutely terrible. Why did YouTube suggest I check this guy out?

[FutileGrief]

@TheNotKyleSullivan I take it that you haven't seen one single chapter of the greatest series of all time. It's sad...

[zietda2]

@TheNotKyleSullivan How old are you?

What cave do you live in?

[robobabex]

I totally love you. You can be my xander <3 ^___^

[SilverLunaDove]

This video is why I am part of the wolf pack ;)

[ForBetterEgypt]

watch for bunnies.. lol

[skaistuminsh]

hehe ~ sleeping with Spike wasn't that bad ~ so guys sleep with the vampires :D :D :D

[PanzerNils]

Thumbs up if you stopped this video immediately and muted and closed the window down once you saw an attentionwhore's face.

[skaistuminsh]

Gosh I loved Buffy so much ~ and this was really funny

[luvthepuff]

I'm going to rely on you for those wisecracks, Alex.

[MeTheKeyBlade]

This is the greatest thing ever. Fact.

[honaced]

WATCH THE BUNNY :P

[Tikada22]

What if those types of people arent left behind to endure the apocolypes?

[do501]

huh so stay insdide all day people minecraft is coming to earth!

[VampGirl07]

This makes me so happy. lol

[sunshinetiger1]

I like the books on your book shelf! Also love Buffy!

[kevsoul4ever]

you forgot the most important RULE EVER! "get home before the dark" x)

[iomiha]

Stupid-_- 

[YasutoraRisa]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really need to find a Xander...the one I've got is more of a Xandra. But I do have a red-haired ex-jew-now-bad-ass-wicca. She gave me a copy of her bible. Up until that point, I never knew that wiccans had their own bible...

[3rdClassPker]

aww, there are no witches here :(

[bigsteamfan]

How to Survive the Apocalypse (according to Buffy) : Suck as much dick as you can, semen is a natural repellent for zombie viruses and it's very good for your face...

[WahTahMelon23]

The end of the world was supposed to happen during my high school graduation ceremony...

[theducksaidno]

LOVE

[ImportLegends16]

I've seen better...

[JBFanZone]

Love it!

[arielellen]

LMAO...I needed a good laugh, thanks!

[CocoaErmine]

You're so funny! LOL.

[valinglyd]

Everybody buy machetes!

[Elektrita9]

i like no 4

[djsjrrr]

Cartoonblock should of won.

[Nuttynicole11]

@djsjrrr Should have. If you're going to insult someone, please use proper grammar.

[SAMi718]

lmfao u made me laugh out loud at work if i get fired its totally worth it :P

[davidreams]

Loving this Hell...lol.

[kathyvcelestial123]

Congrats!

[CeciSparkle2219]

Great job on winning On the Rise!!!!!!!!