How To Be Happy

[Zevarye]

I hope the world actually ends this year.

[TheFamousDragon]

@Zevarye ;O

[YEAHBUDDDDYYYY]

i was happy as soon as the video started

[herbseitzer]

before you know it you'll be dead anyway & all this shit (life) that you've been unhappy or worried will be gone. You won't have to worry or be unhappy then. 'Cause you won't exist....

[herbseitzer]

Snort some heroin, smoke a blunt, & take two 10mg Valiums. But, you'll have to do it everyday. It's a short term remedy. I dont think anyone is happy all the time. In fact that would be impossible. Just enjoy as much of life as you can & fuck the rest. Deal with it..if you're reading this then, you have been dealing with it ALL of your life. Otherwise you'd have stuck a gun in your mouth by now. You're doin' alright. You're alive, ain't ya'??? Just keep doin' what you're doin' then befor

[eldelanota89]

this was funny....

[xCF26]

Happiness to me is my mum :)

[dreiskee]

"Have a thrifty, community-based, non-introspective day!" :)) LOLOLOL

[anz10]

Last step: f**k this stupid cheesy video and watch something done with more heart, the end.

[1SMGFAN1]

Im fucking done with looking for this kind of motivational videos. Ill jump all 7 steps and begin in this fucking moment. Otherwise my life will just be a waste of blood.

[erni1321321]

and what when i am at home doing nothing and outside is rain :P

[asadsprofile]

What the fuck is this bullshit??

[musico28]

Really funny but true!

[Machete964]

Next: How to sleep

[Phantasma71]

Play Skyrim.

[Damnedsoul53]

i wish i could be happy. please! please! make me happy again.

[bananawariourpoop]

The kid at 2:10 is the kid on the korn albums

[chumsyalibumsy11]

1. Make a SHIT load of money.

You are happy.

[karagisellex]

This is so cute

[Smokeyrust1]

Daddy ?? is that you?

[ErloGroovy016]

Sorry about the repeat.

[WholeMindedWellness]

Happiness is our birth right. Strange how we all now have to try so hard to attain it. I love vids like this that inspire people to find happiness in their life. We all have it.. we just usually don't focus on the happy parts. ;-) I am often guilty of this, but learn more and more every day.

[w00zyhead]

Turn of that morrissey record and go outside lol

[meganhaines101]

step 1: watch a video of penguins falling over

done

[froo13]

way better than howcast

[Marioiswicked]

"join a church...it has to work, its science!" lol

[poketopa1234]

... :(

[crazyrahul97]

this video is useless.. this world is show shit.. i might as well kill myself now...

[jmtrainaddict1]

@crazyrahul97 why do that? then you might be unhappy all your life.

[blueoctober6]

@crazyrahul97 with a name like crazy rahul u might as well get HELP! instead

[crazyrahul97]

@blueoctober6 o shut up blu asshole...

[TheVascoPaiva]

i've done something in my past that im so ashemed of that i cannot go on living anymore, i havent felt happy for 6 years now, ever since i grew a conscience and started thinking about it. i either pursue a painful life with the weight of the world in my shoulders till i die or i kill myself. so, sorry but no video can make me happy at all

[L1lzk]

@TheVascoPaiva did you not watch the video? it said dont dwell on your problems. especially if it was 6 years ago.

[portiaRULZ]

@TheVascoPaiva If you can't forgive yourself neither can anyone else. 6 years of depression has been a long enough punishment.

[EvangelinRose]

This made me happy

[tucense]

Life and happiness is a big graph. Your personal view of your value over time. Your happiness is the slope at any point. Zoom in and that terrible accident looks like a cliff of downward slope, or that winning lotto ticket looks like a rocket blasting off... As you zoom out, the mountains and valleys shrink and everything flatlines. There is a general pull toward equilibrium. Wisdom is realizing that equilibrium mood is always free and infinite, even in the worst and best situations.

[la31349]

Hahaha this video is funny :D !!! I just type 'how to be happy' haha and its funny that they made a video on that haha !!! Ppl if you want to be happy all you have to do is be happy for all the goodthinqs God gived u !!! So get a smile in your face :)

[TheKent300]

i wonder what year was this..? i want to go back in their generation

[TheKent300]

i love old movies..do you love old movies too..?

[kitolbaik]

use meth can be happy =)

[FIRSTconcentrate]

Scientists know nothing about happiness. And happiness has nothing to do with spending or money. Here are the 4 REAL keys to happiness:

scribd.com/doc/54423433 (Don't read if the truth disturbs you)

[Densetsu004]

I love how somehow the comments became a religious debate

[TheGorgorothSpire]

You look up a video about being happy... and you still find people arguing about religion and politics and everyday bull crap lol

[amassi2010]

thank god I'm happy coz I'm muslim

so glad

[Execution1116]

Wanna be happy take a 12 gauge to your head nd pull the trigger nothing else seems to work at this point

[OptimusLime21]

it has to work its science!

[1993MovieMan]

1 . Take things easy 2 . Don`t overthink 3 . Don`t get worked up 4 . Compassion 5 . Think of yourself not as an individual but as a member of a happy human family 6 . Avoid conflict anyway you can 7 . Don`t stress 8 . Don`t worry 9 . Smile as much as you can 10 . Don`t let anyone tell you you can`t do something you really want to do 11 . Be optimistic 12 . When you get hurt physically and/or emotionally , forget and move on 13 . Love yourself 14 . Love everyone else more

[NatalieSilverBelz]

step one: be around optimistic people

step two: get a good friend :)

stepthree: listen to kid's music LOL

[TheDieHard777]

1. GOD

2. Education

3. work

4. family/friends

5. health

6.freedom

7.love.

I guarantee this works.

[Flirpy2198]

@TheDieHard777 "god" just made me feel worse, thank you.

[TheDieHard777]

@Flirpy2198 If god does not exist, what is the point of existing? What is the point of going to fancy colleges? For it to just end, and you just die? That's it? You just end? Then what was the point of living. God gives you a reason to live. If you are a CEO and you don't believe in god, you just wasted your life. God gives you purpose. Purpose to exist. If there is no purpose, then why are you on youtube? No one is going to judge you, so you might as well kill people. GOD IS NEEDED.

[Flirpy2198]

@TheDieHard777 LOL, that made me laugh.

First of all, to me, god is as real as santa clause. And if this god DID exist, he is the most judge-mental asshole I've ever heard of. LOL, no one is going to judge me? This "god" judges everyone. "He" needs you to be perfect and to live a certain way to meet his expectations. In the so called book of god, it says if you commit suicide, you go to hell. What if thats the only way out? Earth is a hell hole.

[Flirpy2198]

@TheDieHard777 It also says if you commit murder, you go to hell. What if that person learned their lesson, and understood the mistake they made?

And last but not least, it says if you're lesbian or gay, you go to hell. You are born gay, so what the fuck? That also goes against what you're saying.

And if this so-called-god is so great as it is, why does he starve millions of people? Why does he let millions die? "He challenges us". Pfft. If he really were powerful, we wouldn't have to suffer.

[AceOfSpades605]

@Flirpy2198 You're just an idiot, it doesn;t say if you are gay you go to hell, and murder is unforgiveable,

Would you forgive the man who killed you're mom, dad sister daughter son! i dind't think so

[Flirpy2198]

@AceOfSpades605 Actually, i would forgive them. So you sir, just made yourself look really stupid.

[Flirpy2198]

@AceOfSpades605 And if "god" says he forgives everyone.... you know what, fuck it. I have better things to do than teach reality to gullible beings.

[Flirpy2198]

@TheDieHard777 I do have a reason to live. My lovely friends, hobbies, and video games, so you sir can suck my dick, and whine all you want. I've been through so much shit through my life, depression, suicidal thoughts, worthlessness... and MY FRIENDS keep me alive everyday. And even if there is a god, I would rather go to hell if i would have to spend eternity with people that are judge-mental enough and rude to certain people to follow their religion.

[Flirpy2198]

@TheDieHard777 And god does not exist. How did you KNOW if this god existed? Have you seen him?

Oh, yeah, in the bible it says that god is just there. That really makes sense.

You're just afraid of dying, and where you'll go when death comes. You're just scared that if you don't believe in "god" you'll go nowhere. Its the truth. And you're pressured to choose the best option: "Heaven".

Meh, whatever. Believe what you want. I really don't care, im just sticking to REALITY.

[TheDieHard777]

@Flirpy2198 I'm not saying that god exists, I'm just saying that believing in him gives you purpose, it keeps life exciting. Just like you believed in santa when you were a kid. I am not afraid of death. When someone points a gun to my face, I will believe it is my time. I don't believe in a heaven. Because once you get there life ends. God is why you should not kill yourself. If there is no reason, why do it in the first place???

[Flirpy2198]

@TheDieHard777 Ohhh i get it... well, not much exciting for me. I never believed in santa clause, because I always knew and were told that there wasn't one. My friends are why i don't kill myself. If they weren't there, I would still kill myself, even if a god did exist. There are better things than "god", whether you like it or not, its true.

[TheDieHard777]

@Flirpy2198 Thanks for proving my point. My point was, there must be something. A god, a goal, anything that keeps you moving, give you purpose. I see you have found yours. Your friends. No matter what, purpose keeps things on this earth.

[AceOfSpades605]

@Flirpy2198 God does exist and people like you will always say he doesn't, how can you justify you're self saying where is the proof, and not question you're self on where is the proof on he doesn;t exist,

the bible has been around far far longer than you and prodected things to happen while you're alive,

it doesn't matter what you believe its what people believe for them selfs,,, so stop trying to take that

away from people, you Twat

[Flirpy2198]

@AceOfSpades605 Wow, you're gullible. Im not going to make this into an argument by stating my opinion and trying to get someone to at least hear me out. Try to think about things. Maybe you'll change your mind.

[RussiasNumber1]

russian martial arts makes me happy

[modoseiko]

wanna be happy ?

(not for rich people)

stop doing shyt things and ask god to take your soul ,,

sorry but nowadays life has no happiness for poor people

[scorpion4427]

Step one: cut off all contact with other humans. They are all backstabbing pricks, and will suck your soul out through your ass. Avoid them at all costs

Done.

[Daman2015]

@scorpion4427 well said * claps* , cldnt say it any better bud fuking right on

[parkcreststore]

@scorpion4427 your comment made me happy lol

[TasteForDisaster]

@scorpion4427 I've done that for 3 years. it's actually pretty sad.

[pwhittyful]

I really learned a lot from this video!

[OzGirlElisha]

this video made me angry...

[Dustin2010james]

Step 1: Smoke weed

Step 2: Drink

Step 3: Have sex

[Ilovekoolaid6]

@Dustin2010james That's not the way to have true happiness.

[ErloGroovy016]

@Dustin2010james Those are all wonderful examples of momentary pleasure, not unconditional happiness. Addictions do not bring happiness,they only bring momentary pleasure. Please observe the beginning of the video on "pleasure". True happiness does not come from such selfish acts. Selflessness brings true joy.

[ErloGroovy016]

@Dustin2010james Those are all wonderful examples of momentary pleasure, not unconditional happiness. Addictions do not bring happiness,they only bring momentary pleasure. Please observe the beginning of the video on "pleasure". True happiness does not come from such selfish acts. Selflessness brings true joy. You'll only diminish true happiness with such activities.

[Angamoth]

@Dustin2010james i preffer

1: Have Sex

2: Have good sex

3: Get some more sex

[MrMinecrafthacker]

@Angamoth LOL

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Dustin2010james trust me, if you do the first two too much, you won't be able to have the third one with someone else,

[Dustin2010james]

@ReturnOfJackDawson Well I get high to the point i almost green out, and drink til i almost die of alcohol poisoning. I still have sex.

[xxxxxbriansanchezyyy]

Weed and mushrooms

[Suicidegirl19calii]

@xxxxxbriansanchezyyy Lmao i Agree

[MrLucas2b]

How To Be Happy = get a lot of money

[reyshakquit]

BOOYAH

[bojacub]

why just church and synogage, why not mousque!!

[iWATCHyours]

I dont want to die, i just dont want to be sad

[koosimk]

Better than justine Beibier

[TheFanxHQ]

This video is brilliant! hahahah!

[CrzayMazy]

Smoke some weed

[thebeginner15]

@CrzayMazy , that's addiction.

[mAnclTy]

how to be happy 'have a wank' always works for me ;D

[isingfashion]

omg, #2. i spend sooooo long debating stuff

[ezmony4me]

imdb listen to Echart Tolle teaching your mind is controling you, you are not your mind..

hope you find internal peace ... and quiet your mind to be in the moment that is the only reality

good luck and dont waste your gifts

[multininja333]

1:01 i was gonna pick cereals took me about 20 min and i bought the bad one

[jc77real]

Anyone else notice the black guy and son... at the END

[FIRSTconcentrate]

"If you don’t give, you wont be happy."

- Goethe

For the 4 REAL keys to happiness, check out the one-page document below. But be warned, there is a surprising truth on it that may alarm some people:

scribd.com/doc/54423433/The-4-­Keys-to-Happiness

[spursfan112]

Wanna be happy? Just ask videojug!

Lol jokes

[TheNicholas0202]

Listen to The Beatles :)

[caglar1900]

I said to my best friend that I love her. Now I dont have my best friend nor a lover.

[carbasanlung]

this guy is totally right !

[RussellOrph]

Be a joiner, and join my Nazi party.

[marineman825]

@RussellOrph ill join

[jakayboy]

Morrisey makes me happy!

[NBurrito69]

Step one, smoke weed.

Now youre done

[malikumerfarooq1]

We are Muslims we saw the video and we appreciate it... all the steps are great.... do good and prevent people around from doing bad... enjoy life...

[marineman825]

@malikumerfarooq1  terrorist!

[tenofivelips]

Excellant post, thank you. Very true & very funny.

[DrKlantskalle]

Church or Synagog.. No Muslims huh?

[FizzWolf]

I still wanna kill myself :I

[thienly]

this didnt work. i wanna kill myself...

[CC8]

And that's the way Americans have their minds Fucked Up LOOOL

[TurkCypriotDON]

what the fuck is this shit

[gojiberry1]

Yeah, be a joiner and join the zeitgeist movement and stop buying crap.

[martar49]

happiness, isn't just something you can steal. First you must be happy with yourself, because in fact every single one of us, is a miracle. No matter how many friends you have or how weak you are. you were made that way for one reason or another. You will change someone's life in a dramatic way. NO MATTER WHAT! It's not about being a good person, every single one of you here has been a good person and it led us all to this video. Do something for youself. "I'M DOIN ME"

[jaidee76]

@martar49 Contentment is a word that comes to mind, and with money ruling most people's lives, happiness will continue to be elusive for the greater population.

[DanManThePurple]

I turned the sound up on my speakers with my mom home, now my mom talks to me like a freaking therapist.

[balletzenaida]

Resumed: Follow karma? If you are good and help others, others will help you, also, If you do the right stuff you will feel good.

And remember: Don't do things you will get sorry after!, Be brave in telling your feelings to your friends/family. And don't hurt other people's feelings because you probably don't want yours hurt too, right?

[loudrockacdc]

if anyone wants to talk because they are sad or just want to talk to someone don't be afraid to pm me

[mavericktheace]

Does anybody know who the narrator is? Sounds like Rick Mercer.

[bmanc2000]

last step: go get a new video game :D

[op665]

@bmanc2000 HELL YES!!!!

[bmanc2000]

@op665 u no it

[leotheloser]

under 18 in collage and in party central of california

noone to relate to bcause everyone is partying

and because im in collage there noone my age

and I DONT WANNA WORK IN A HOMELESS SHELTER

lazy fucks

[muslihaha]

Adorable video.

[laddimintu]

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[laddimintu]

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[pinkygirl1999]

How to be happy: Take Prozac...

[urbanninjaish]

I like this video, thanks. :)

[maureenos]

Well said and well documented content. Fun to watch!

[LukeTubeTV]

Am I the only one here who is extremely bored from schoolwork ? and searched how to be happy on youtube ? lol

[styleboy321]

hahaha the video itself made me happy! 2:13 LOL

[styleboy321]

hahaha the video itself made me happy!

[nob19510]

why is this video based on the 1950's or some where there

[UtubeHyperboleGuy]

Oh shii...it's been all those Morrissey and The Smiths songs all along!

[mdlight2]

I think #7 (Be grateful) should be #1 and #2 Service...that is the real secret of happiness! ...Somebody said: 'The best vitamin to be Happy is B1'

[munda1999]

guess ill die unhappy...

[hrv01234]

"Have a thrifty, community-focused, non-introspective day!"

:D

[screamit1]

thats funny. ive spent alotta time just sitting there listening to morrissey :P i dont anymore tough. its too sad hahaha

[Biomagna5]

Everything in this video is so true, I've been doing the exact opposite of everything he just said recently and I've felt lonley, down and bad. Things are gonna change.

[CarpMagic95]

Oh what a fantastic use of video time, i SO want to get myself a pair of those patheticly shit trousers. Fucking adverts are ruining youtube! Great actual video though, hehe

[trentWHY]

@CarpMagic95 learn how to use greasemonkey on firefox, you'll never see a preroll ad on here again

[CarpMagic95]

@trentWHY hehe thanks man, ill check it out :o) I wouldnt mind so much but most of the adverts are advertising such useless crap that i wouldnt accept being given let alone paying money for.

[NikoxNobu]

try eft, is easy, free and incredible useful

[chocomocha]

this is why Christian is the real religion.

[WickedBuddhi]

@chocomocha What an ego!

[chocomocha]

@WickedBuddhi : no.. its not an ego.. its a fact. everything describe there is what a Christian would be. A true one of course. So believe in God, the Christian God and you will be happy! Buddhi!

[WickedBuddhi]

@chocomocha Well I'm pretty fuckin' happy! So explain that fact!?

[chocomocha]

@WickedBuddhi : really dont sound it, no offense, if your happy. theres no need to swear!

[fuunguus]

@chocomocha

There is no reason not to, but that it hurts some christians feelings but that's their problem not mine.

[mohitl1985]

Joy is our very nature .. We just distort it as we grow .. Do an Art of Living workshop to conquer stress and to find true bliss and child like happiness ! All the best . You could see the video on youtube titled 'MTV - Soul to Soul - Prog Covers Art of Living Course' for details.

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

Nobody is happier than a teacher at my school, Per Glad ("Glad" is norwegian for happy :D)

[jasonbaxterpiano]

A-penis,A-penis,the greatest gift that i possess

i thank the lord 4 blessing me

with more than my share of A-penis.....

'A-penis is a warm gun'...John Lennon

[DunbarzBlackOps]

this didnt make me happy this just pissed me off!!!!

[kooldaug]

its not easy being happy when I see rich assholes with ipads.

[Ninja1Ninja2]

@kooldaug All you need to be happy is a hammer with which to destroy the rich asshole's ipads.

[shadowsintox9]

Sorry but it sounded like brainwashing. Guess we all have to just decide what makes us happy.

[trippycat123]

God he's annoying

[CrystalLakeCA]

Advertising. Did not watch, fuckers

[ParkerJordanStilley]

How to be happy = get laid

[rockordie23]

fuck....at the begging i had my headphone on my (on full volume) and it the shit out of me

[IMDBmoderator]

I want to die so much, I just don't have the guts.

[balletzenaida]

@IMDBmoderator After a storm there's always sun, Have hope that everything will get better! There's always a way to get things solved, dead is the only thing cannot be solved :( Doing things you know you like is good for depresion (doing them even if you don't want to). Good Luck, I know you have the guts :)

[Akid0Kag3]

@IMDBmoderator yo, shut up.... work out... seriously

[312827JCK]

@IMDBmoderator... Hope you doing better.... Please take care of yourself!!!!!!!

[sweet58441]

@IMDBmoderator damn, dude :(

[leesway]

@IMDBmoderator Damn. I don't know if I'm missing part of a convo here, but you don't want to die. You want to be happy.

[SonLastName]

i really need to be happy. 

[5StarDeadlyGamers]

just smoke some pot...

[ALAJOHNSTONE]

I feel happier already just watching this video.

[Kahleeea]

...but I love Morrissey :(

[keikrn]

THIS IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIII

[banberry2112]

Do you choose to blink. Do you choose to sneeze. Do you choose to burp. Do you choose laugh. when your on the bus and you realize you are picking your nose ,. some chooses are made for you. you can not just become happy. like love it takes faith and dedication to happy. i find when i stop thinking to much. I make better chooses.

[liangjiasun]

I agreed with the message. Being a volunteer and learning to be grateful has been one of my best experiences.

[xeye1000]

WHAT LOAD OF BULLSHIT

[WINxTEC]

This is the most difficult How To....

[j3ss7794]

Is this legitametly old???