Chess Now - episode 2

[jbbcu1]

She edited out all the pranks you suck!

[globalchaos1984]

LOL THEY CENSORED ALL THE PRANK CALLS!

[Ratt2004]

she is smokin hot, i got a chess piece for her and its the BIGGEST one

[SectionTwelve]

She is actually very cute.

[klasomentas]

@SectionTwelve ultra-cute.

[kingback19]

Bobby Valentino...lol, well done.

[bigfilmhat]

Sal and Richard should stop calling this show. One, the chick is too adorable to be messed with. Two, they get cut off anyway.

[stratobagster]

dAmn i'd rook her ass

[bigfilmhat]

@stratobagster

Yeah, I'd go at her raw on the first date as well as call her back the next day.

[Martinez1887]

i like the play chest with her, shes hot and sweet..but where is rusty? XD

[planetcheck]

She is hot!

[thadanzwiggler]

I find this very easy to masturbate to.

[slaya2006]

Think she is really an expert chess or being fed moves through an earpiece?

[Kuner1]

this girl is too pretty to be messed with

[Ichliebegermany]

they fucking edited this little bitches

[MrJimmyTide]

I wanna tongue-punch this girl in the fartbox!

[haestrom]

@MrJimmyTide LOLOLOLOLOL--that shit was funnier them some of the cranks :))

[coolbrando1]

Sal and Richard brought me here.

[PocketMosh]

Rusty didn't even get to finish saying "...and I keep knocking the chest pieces over with my boner.".

[mrb244]

She must be Mormon....

[mac163]

thumbs up if your here because of the stern show.

[bladfin]

they've gotten real smart now they actually do screen calls. they hang up before pranksters before they finish 

[bladfin]

Rusty @ 5:15

[rainbowrandolph9]

I wanna fuck her

[technoninja89]

@rainbowrandolph9 same here

[grabmygoobers]

what do you consider to beez the biggest chess piece.

[MrPrestige350]

I LOVE HOW SHE WON'T GIVE OUT HER LAST NAME ON THE AIR, BUT AT THE END IT READS : HOST : CINDY VANEGS, LMFAO!

[kellykinsellives]

Leroy Jackson. LOL

[OzzyFan87]

How much you wanna bet she only dates black guys?

[TheZigzach]

first caller johnny medina is hilarious trying to pick her up over the phone

[Doubleshot98]

damn , id love to fuck her!!!

[Keysta7]

Wait what? o________o

[Mockingbird5150]

what is her full name? Cindy what?

[greydawn]

I got a move. My jizz to your tits 1.

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Did he say the park was called Jew Park?

[davedaddy101]

I like pranks, but shes so pretty. Give her a pass. lol

[MichaelHansenFUN]

howard stern

[iniche]

Ok, I'm really sensing that either this video or Howard Stern's version is fake. In both, the host speaks in the EXACT SAME WAY AND SAME TONE... SAME EVERYTHING. Yet the callers for the pranking parts sound totally different.

[Tzimnewman3]

No, they are both seperate and real. The bitch simply talks the same way every time which is why it sounds like its the same video.

[AjedrezEnEspanol]

As a Chess Player, I'll say that black played a really nice Botvinnik System. This is hillarious.

[Ettoredipugnar]

Sal Rosenburg lol

[degr345]

i wanna have sex with her right now

[technoninja89]

@degr345 i bet she uses pieces in her pussy

[ivanbrewski]

yeah I would like to tie her up on the bed and move her if you know what I mean

[Eaglesfaninca]

Help Wanted: Call Screeners

[afterthought93]

Howard Stern is God

[SevaTSE]

Stern Rules! bababooyee

[Eaglesfaninca]

A little advice... If you want to discourage prank callers, don't ask them if they "want to make a move".

[VVD]

where the fuck is Rusty

[djcruzify]

@VVD

RICHARD CHRISTY FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW AKA RUSTY COMES IN AT 5:20

[rafaelxperez]

Smart and beautiful. I wish she would be my wife.

[drunkenstooge]

This chick is hot. I'd prank her while I was beating off.

[technoninja89]

@drunkenstooge i would be too lol

[GangreneVagina]

7:20 - 7:38

At 7:33 you can see they obviously cut out some of Cindy's back and forth with Bobby after he says "I want to move the biggest piece in your ass." If Chessnow is editing the video, why didn't they simply remove the whole exchange? That's so weird...

[GangreneVagina]

@NateHiggers52

Mmmm...nope. You're wrong. It's a fail. The prank failed. Thank you for your reply.

[ganjatubeify]

this video is hilarious. but she looks like such a sweet girl, lol she handles the harassment so well.

[Jose21Arroyo]

Who can get me in touch with Cindy??? She's gorgeous!! =)

[GangreneVagina]

@Jose21Arroyo

Gimme your cell and I'll text her cell phone number to you, fool.

[Jose21Arroyo]

@GangreneVagina YES!!! I knew there was hope. lol

[GangreneVagina]

LOL! Failed prank @ 3:27 He keeps saying "Saul Rosenberg" which is a Jerky Boys character, but he sucked when she kept saying "Sal".

Thankfully Sal and Richard come in eventually and save the day. But it got cut out.

[TheKingtut777]

She is doing a great job!! very professional . maybe this will open up a uportunity for her to have to have a chess TV show. I like this idea very much.

[ChickityChoice]

haha, wtf?

[happydelicious]

OMG this woman is sooo fucking beautiful. Hopefully, and I really mean this, hopefully she isn't a Jewess. Tough to determine. It is NY and it is chess. Two areas dominated by Jews. If unfortunately she is a Jewess, then she's got to be the exception that proves the rule.

[joestl314]

She's a lot better looking than the girl they had for episode one.

[Xetrez]

lol they use mac

[ypaul123]

i'd love to lick her sweet toes

[DrakyGordon]

show host: what is ur favourite opening?

Dude: i like to use pawn openings...

ROFLMAO

[MilitaryMan006]

at 21:31, they could have done Nf2 to fork the king and rook! NEW YORK IS FUCKN STUPID

[joestl314]

@MilitaryMan006 You watched this up to 21:31. How did you not shoot yourself?

[MilitaryMan006]

@joestl314 It was pretty funny, and i skipped through most of it

[MilitaryMan006]

my name is dick bukkaki

[MilitaryMan006]

lol what an idiot why did he move the knight that was pinned to the Queen?

[MilitaryMan006]

cant they just say Nd4!

[nigrah8ter]

wow the chess is bad, all the callers are fucking stupid. Except Rich and Sal who were doing it on purpuse. GG no RE.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

hey i wanna make a move

my cock to ur cunt 1

[Severddans]

Im in love with her

[theamazingnerd]

"Me and my grandson love playing" "..okay.. would you like to make a move?" "We got a lot of snow today"

LAUGHING MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT

[VVD]

BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS

[VVD]

I've got a king stuck in my shitpipe

[drpajaro]

Man, she must have HATED that job lol....Rusty rules :)

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

richard at 5:30 !!!!

rusty!!!

[bigfilmhat]

She is a cutie pie, no question. Sal and Richard rule!

[CRooster3]

are there anymore episodes with Cindy? What is she doing now?

[KaraokeJerry]

Poor girl. LMAO. This is like a Saturday Night Live parody. She's got every lonely guy on the east coast drooling over her whether they know anything about chess or not.

[MetaTheorist]

Ugh so cringe worthy...

[Zee96969696]

if this is for real then this is just sad, but this seems to be too ridiculous to be real, this must be some comedy act

[phucyoutoob]

I'd like to penetrate her defense with my bishop.

[ElectronicStuff4Free]

21:00 wtf terrible players knight to e3? could have taken the rook on a8

[Utubesuxmycock]

bet shes a real bitch in real life

all a facade

but thats ok im sure she sucks some crazy cock

[favoredsongs]

S H E  I S B E A U U T I F U L

[gentilguy]

this has got to be a joke

[tbl3054]

"I'd like to move my finger to your asshole"

[ThePBShan]

she is hotttttttttty i will do her any day

[Severddans]

HOWARD WAS RIGHT SHE IS A CUTIE

[925732]

holy shit, howard was right she is really cute.

[ElDuderino909]

I would tap that.

a 100 TIMES

[45322viking]

hi this is FRANK RIZZO

[CaraBrimleyRules]

OMG, why didn't they play Nc7+ 21.00 ????

Completely retarded. Not even the producers made the right move!!

[CaraBrimleyRules]

7:25 What a laugh!

The guys calling up can't even play hardly I think they must be graded about 1200 at the most. They don't even know algebraic notation.

[rookman64]

they guy at 9:10 is funny as fuck!

[marcsman229]

the FUCK is THIS!? a chess show!? what!?

[45322viking]

nice  DICK BUKKAKE THATS REAL FRESH

[supermaucat]

What's her full name... Cindy....? I wonder what she's up to now...

[farmerpetey]

Heres my beef. Great show..but there are literally over 100 master strength players in the city of New York.  Why isn't there a credible chess coach or master hosting this show. It would be redeeming if they could get an authoritative answer to questions they called in with, instead of anecdotal stuff.

[iammt00]

too spicy

[TheArchMagi]

i love chess.I like the idea of the show. Perhaps a less attractive host would result in more serious players calling,because i too wanna move my king in her ___________

[farmerpetey]

@TheArchMagi I agree...get a host in there that is either an established master or chess coach. There are hundreds of em in New York.

[gatsu6969]

@farmerpetey how do you know she isn't one ? rhetorical question really, since i figure you just hate hot girls because you can't get them, therefore they must be stupid.

[farmerpetey]

@gatsu6969 For starters, on an earlier show one of the Chess Now girls didn't even set the board up properly (bishops in the knight starting spot and did not notice), secondly the ELO rating on the board is just over 1500..which is 700 ELO points below master certification, thirdly she provides no real advice on the game. And thats how you know how she is not a master strength player. Get your facts straight, there are a LOT of beautiful women that are chess masters

[farmerpetey]

@gatsu6969 ...the Polgar sisters, many of the Russian womens champions and so on. She is a club level player. I don't hate women because I think the show would be better with a master level host.

[farmerpetey]

@gatsu6969 You on the other hand demean women with the idea that the only thing that they are capable of is being pleasant eye candy. Put a master strength male or female player on the show, and help the people at home that want to improve, or would like insight into the game.

[Telenoth]

09:45 is classic

[Odhinn222]

I believe one guy is making several of the calls....the guy with the kids is also "Dick Bukakke," I think, lol. What is so weird, is that in NYC, which has 25 per cent of the nation's masters not one player called up and used chess notation to move (i.e., Knight to f3, etc.). random players taking turns making moves is a terrible idea anyway--makes for weak games on other chess shows as well. I guess the highlights are the prank callers.

[Odhinn222]

This episode is hilarious..one guy ("Dick Bukakke") is making most of the prank calls, lol.

[awol1209]

THis girl is beautiful!

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

Is it weird if this is turning me on? I feel like Sal when he had to jerk off after pranking that internet relay girl...

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

wait this is so weird. How come in the audio-only version of this which played on Howard Stern, Ricahrd and Sal don't get cut off before they get to the dirty parts, and the chick responds to them after she hangs up on them? I know it's the same call because the host sounds exactly the same and says the same thing at a lot of the parts.

[MasterTubeTheatre]

@TheBackOfTheBoat People don't realise that Sal and Richard record the feed that is broadcast and their studio phone lines, so they get both sides of the call.

[jayrobson88]

@TheBackOfTheBoat Because Sal and Richard are frauds, they heavily edit afterwards, etc. etc,

[MrShredtilldead]

@jayrobson88 STFU you are an idiot...of course they have to edit everything down to the funny parts. Do you really think people want to hear 25 minutes of a boring ass chess show? You clearly know nothing about radio, and as someone who has been in radio, you keep whats good and get rid of the rest. And who are you to call them frauds...like your fag ass has ever done anything as funny as them.

[iniche]

@MrShredtilldead Sorry for the late reply, but that other guy might be onto something. Compare the Leroy Jackson caller in this video (at 6:03) with a similar caller in another video (Sal and Richard's Public Access Calls Chess Show 3). What's weird is that both say very similar things, but still different. But what's even weirder is the host says EVERYTHING the same way (tone, words, etc) in both versions. Seems like one of them is fake.

[MyUsername2668]

wow she's actually hot.

[RastaDrummer1]

7:20 I'm Bobby Valentino and I wanna move with the biggest piece in your ass:D:D:D

[rookman64]

LOL...that guy said that it was ridiculous to make those things n then he goes on to say he wants to stick the biggest piece in her ass lol

[fftozer]

she's got a man's adam's apple.

[Cyclonus84]

I love Sal and Richard phone calls.

[mattrospecs]

how useless must she actually be to end up doing this as a job

[brickman73]

she is hot

[aceb00gie187]

i would love to put my king piece in her ass cunt or mouth haha sal and richard still rule

[holderlindediotima]

The worst show ever.

[1Vella]

Holy shit what a depressing show

[evilhitler69]

you must stick that big ol' king in your pussy!

[GameHater]

Sal and Richard rule

[BrandonTheRemix]

SAL AND RICHARD 4 LIFE.

[saruman84]

Wow, Sal and Richard really edit these clips down and change her responses

[Rjmorg]

@saruman84 Yeah, I was really disappointed.

[jayrobson88]

@saruman84 yeah this is absolutely nothing like what howard played on the show. Why did they start but not finish the sentences for all the dirty shit they say in the edited version. Thats soo weird. Its like they dont actually have the balls to say that stuff

[sunshinebutmorerain]

@jayrobson88 Can't you figure it out? This public access show is editing out the content, either after the fact or muting the comments during the show.

[Rufus702]

Not that I like to double-post, but @20:26 best play would have been Ndc7 putting Ke8 in check while attacking Ra8 forcing black to lose a major piece. Of course from there simply castle King's side and begin developing a stronger pawn structure as we have a hanging bishop on c4. I say it again, this woman meant well and had a good attitude, and now probably has a bad taste in her mouth when she hears the word "Chess". *sigh*

[Rufus702]

I didn't realize the people of Manhattan were so stupid and ignorant when it came to speaking English. The only sober person on this entire clip is the host. I give her regards for putting up with some people that probably would make the world a better place if they were just dead. Secondly, I would have loved to have participated in something like this and just completely obliterate the computer engine/person playing the opposing side. Chess is a gentleman’s game, and should be more respected.

[TheKingtut777]

Sara palin on chess.

[XDMASCHX]

that dude al sounded creepy

[R8erNation636]

BABBA BOOEY BABBA BOOEY

[Cassyan]

damn, this is so retarded. I wonder how they bear to keep this shit on. plenty of retards on the air

[sidewalkpilot]

she is cute

[DELPHIIII]

haha leroy. "HAVE U EVER STUCK -" lol

[somespareid]

LOL!

[PAULFC93]

And i just laughed when i heard richard come in

[WarmRootBeer]

@PAULFC93 "HI!" lol

[PAULFC93]

And i just laughed when i heard richard come in

[PAULFC93]

she's just way to pretty to be on this shit

[Drpepper687]

I heard on the Stern show when they were pranking her, that the guys said she was cute. So I had to check this out, and yeah, she definitely is.

[Quinibus]

God, they shouldn't have edited this, it's just incomprehensible now - the whole thing makes no sense.

[CutOff16]

my name is Dick Bukkake!

[RBMtheGreat]

She's so hot and had a great personality. Too bad she has to deal with prank calls from Howard Stern's guys because he's too lazy to fill up airtime on his own.

[mobydick187]

shut up you cry baby, it's hilarious

[AJFreeway]

lol at 17:23 she starts to lose it...the joke was just too damn funny!!! :)

[cntstndya]

why do sal and richard's calls keep stopping in the middle of what their saying

[prsoulja]

why did they edit out sal and richards calls

[Zastrus]

Why do you think?

[aurichiemedia]

@prsoulja they didn't edit out their calls. The calls you hear on the Stern show are the edited/cut together versions. :)

[mojofakkman]

I would stick my fat dick in her mouth then cum in her eye fo sho

[gorak142]

I'll Make a Move: My dick to her pussy

[Constavlos]

no disrespect to the creator, or producers or hosts of this show, but you must have shit all to do, to get involved in this gameshow, then again... maybe some people actually enjoy it [chest], who knows..?

[Constavlos]

ouch, they cut sal's call out "lamar", lulz.