Uuughhh. You can almost smell that toilet at 1:30.
My worst toilet story is when I was on a train in France 20 years ago and I was desperate to go. I did and there was no toilet paper so I had to use my handkerchief. Then, I washed my hands but there was no soap. I reached under the paper towel dispenser and there was no paper but someone had smeared s*** all over the bottom of it, so my hand was covered. I couldn't find any soap on the entire train and was on it for the whole day....
and I though gas stations were bad one time we were going on vacation we had been in are 1996 honda odessey odyssey (Looks just like the on in marley and me but has like 192.500 miles on it) we had been in it all day and like at noon we stoped at cracker barrel and this big fat lady kept droping the food every were wait what am I talking about any way the van was low on gas so we were filling it up and I had to go so I went into the gas station bathroom NEVER GO TO BP! the toilet was
overflowing the urinal not hooked up to the pipes there was a bucket under it that someone had nicely kicked over and the floor had not been cleaned in months the wall had spray paint on it there was water damage every where ceiling had a broken ventilation fan that needed to be fixed because it stank in there toilet paper and other nice things all over the floor the door did not even lock good it was rusted they was no hot water and I guess the people how had come in there that didn't whant to
There is no better feeling than taking a huge dump after baking a yule log for a while. I remember when i was on coach and had a fudge dragon baking for 3 and a half hours. When i got home and unleashed the monster on my poor toilet, i was so relieved.
I can only compare it to blowing your load on a fit girls face/tits (your preference).
HAhaha, are you crazy? cigarettes are not more addicting than heroin. You dont addict after 1 cigarette, but you are addicted on heroin after first alootment.
I am really close to a former heroin addict who also smokes, she has been off heroin for over a year and cannot quit smoking. She says it is much much harder to quit smoking...
If anyone has read the novel, they will know that this does not happen in it. He actually just wedges his 'scabby and somtimes weeping' arm into the toilet to get what he wants. It is like this in the film, as it would be too hard to watch any other way. He is clearly being transported to the place that he wants to be.
I don't understand this scene at all, we watched it in media studies and the teacher said that he's hallucinating when he swims into the toilet, but I don't get why he's still wet afterwards
This scene is depicting what Renton is imagining as he sifts through the water in the bowl. He imagines the pure clean water to take his mind away from the fact he has his his hands in both his own and other peoples shit.
he's when when he comes out because he has been leaning over the disgusting wet bowl and been on the wet floor
lol no problem. I love this fil and well film in general.
Maybe i should do media studies as well what do you think?
To the horrendus amount of peoplestating that OPIUM is heroin let me clear this up. Opium is a base drug made form the sap of the POPPY plant. It was legal across all of the middle ages nd well into the victorian era. methadone was developed by refining opium in the hopes that it would wean opium addicts from it but it turned out to be more addictive.
as a result methadone was refined by the idiotic goverment in the hopes that it would wean users from both opium and methadone addiction. Heroin, methadone and opiuum are ALL opiates in that the base substance is opium. Medical use includes morphine, Vicodin, methadone and oxycotin (don't know if thats how to spell it) which is esientially pure medical grade heroin these are all for the relief of chronic pain are fast acting and strong.
(warning to junkies) All opiates are useless against the venom of the duck billed platypus so stay out of our water we like it clean.
(this is just to say i forgot to menion morphine in my forst post about opiats and such. Morphine was after opium and before methadone sorry i forgot it lol
there's a hilarious scene in the book when he's on the toilet. He makes a "beautiful artwork" out of the fattest, nastiest, ugliest fly he's ever seen by squashing it and smearing it out on the door. They didnt put it in...
I heard that one of the guys in the movie had previously starred in a stage version of Trainspotting. How the FUCK did they do THIS onstage? Unless this wasn't part of the novel I mean.
danny boyle = pussy WTF with slumdog millionare it´s the most nonsense, homosexual, stupid + hindu movie I have seen danny boyle made a great work with trainspotting point it´s his only good movie.
the director was or is a heroin addict, hes showing the audience an over exagerated predicament on an addict doing what he has to do to get his fix. wether steal cheat rob, the list goes on.. degrading acts.. its what the drug makes you do, its what the devil in your mind makes you think you need so bad to keep from becoming sick and withdrawling. im going to kick my habit, tonight is the first night, i thought of this scence. pray for me,im going to need it. but i am going to go through it
'' Yeah.. thats a fucking dancer '' . That is a great scene that depicts the world of delusions these men live in. It also shows how scurvy these men were
The bloke that Ewan McGregor talks to at the beginning of this scene is the real life writer of the original Trainspotting Novel (incase you didn't know). :)
are you serious?? i do that too!! i thought it was the only one. i hold my breath to see if its actually possible to look so calm underwater for so long.
Well considering he's swimming inside of a toilet, I think looking calm is the least of his worries. Anyway, I held my breath for the whole time, but it was challenging :p
What a great flik! There were times when I'd get so "stopped up" I'd literally have to put on a rubber glove & dig it out! It can kill u if u don't BTW. If u take a laxative that is the stimulant kind & u are that backed up u could literally rip yourself a new asshole from the force of the hudge, hard poop coming out. That is why most addicts I know take vegetable laxatives & stool softners & drink Metamucil. U have to. Methadone stops u up too. Hard poops aside the feeling is sublime ;)
i was listen in my headphones and the fly sound make me think that it was a real fly in my ear jejeje i almost beat myself to kill it jejeje
juancho2489 2 years ago
Ew he didn't even wipe. That's awful...
Tiffawesomeness 2 years ago
i would rather shit myself all over my trousers full of diarrhoea than go in that toilet
resilienceman 2 years ago 2
The writer of the book is actually Mikey Forrester :P
Love that scene tho
Ages139 2 years ago
the book is a good read,if very Scottish
fudge1monkey 2 years ago
Good film.
CitizenKANE2277 2 years ago
why doe he go in to the toilet
vo123456789 2 years ago
to get the drugs (opium suppositories normally given out in hospitals to people with severe pain) that he had just crapped into the toilet.
it's a great book too, by the way.
bagariddum 2 years ago
he wants his fix..
Jimmyorrison 2 years ago
the sound effects from 1:45 to 2:00: ROFL
Joaozinho295 2 years ago
Uuughhh. You can almost smell that toilet at 1:30.
My worst toilet story is when I was on a train in France 20 years ago and I was desperate to go. I did and there was no toilet paper so I had to use my handkerchief. Then, I washed my hands but there was no soap. I reached under the paper towel dispenser and there was no paper but someone had smeared s*** all over the bottom of it, so my hand was covered. I couldn't find any soap on the entire train and was on it for the whole day....
Joaozinho295 2 years ago
lmao! did you shake anyones hand?
Jimmyorrison 2 years ago 2
and I though gas stations were bad one time we were going on vacation we had been in are 1996 honda odessey odyssey (Looks just like the on in marley and me but has like 192.500 miles on it) we had been in it all day and like at noon we stoped at cracker barrel and this big fat lady kept droping the food every were wait what am I talking about any way the van was low on gas so we were filling it up and I had to go so I went into the gas station bathroom NEVER GO TO BP! the toilet was
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overflowing the urinal not hooked up to the pipes there was a bucket under it that someone had nicely kicked over and the floor had not been cleaned in months the wall had spray paint on it there was water damage every where ceiling had a broken ventilation fan that needed to be fixed because it stank in there toilet paper and other nice things all over the floor the door did not even lock good it was rusted they was no hot water and I guess the people how had come in there that didn't whant to
2010mustang1 2 years ago
over flow the toilet or piss on the floor did it in the sink I didn't even wash my hands It was so bady I got some nasty wet wipe we hand in the van!
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2010mustang1 2 years ago
awesome film
RHINOwhoohoo 2 years ago
that is fucking discusting, good movie though!
lukesmailbox 2 years ago
This is an all-time classic scene for all movies.
heresgene 2 years ago
wrting of "worst toilet in scotland" is better.
doranos 2 years ago
I imagine Rentboy enjoyed that.
There is no better feeling than taking a huge dump after baking a yule log for a while. I remember when i was on coach and had a fudge dragon baking for 3 and a half hours. When i got home and unleashed the monster on my poor toilet, i was so relieved.
I can only compare it to blowing your load on a fit girls face/tits (your preference).
Critchy39 2 years ago
LOL
xGerikx 2 years ago
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HAhaha, are you crazy? cigarettes are not more addicting than heroin. You dont addict after 1 cigarette, but you are addicted on heroin after first alootment.
vandrak123 2 years ago 3
I am really close to a former heroin addict who also smokes, she has been off heroin for over a year and cannot quit smoking. She says it is much much harder to quit smoking...
kanaikid57 2 years ago
Best british movie ever!
Peluca81Dynamite 2 years ago 2
This was a great fuckin movie.
Cheers from US
trekfan92 2 years ago
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cigarettes are more addicting than heroin
bdubfresh1 2 years ago
Rofl, the difference is that you don't get addicted after 1 ciguarette.
One heroin shot, if you have money or any other heroin acces around = diving even deeper.
lestatrequiem2006 2 years ago 2
Yeah and lets compare the Withdrawal you get from heroin and cigarettes.
idiot
subslament 2 years ago 4
Thats not the worse toilet in scotland, turst me!
Critchy39 2 years ago 3
what is he saying at 3:11
Manna95 2 years ago
hes saying "Yaas! Ya Fuckin Dancer!"
BigLawman21 2 years ago
If anyone has read the novel, they will know that this does not happen in it. He actually just wedges his 'scabby and somtimes weeping' arm into the toilet to get what he wants. It is like this in the film, as it would be too hard to watch any other way. He is clearly being transported to the place that he wants to be.
mrsjhomme 2 years ago
Trainspotting > Slumdog Millionaire
WWAAK 2 years ago 8
I don't understand this scene at all, we watched it in media studies and the teacher said that he's hallucinating when he swims into the toilet, but I don't get why he's still wet afterwards
chrisoj 2 years ago
This scene is depicting what Renton is imagining as he sifts through the water in the bowl. He imagines the pure clean water to take his mind away from the fact he has his his hands in both his own and other peoples shit.
he's when when he comes out because he has been leaning over the disgusting wet bowl and been on the wet floor
suicideltendancies 2 years ago
ah, thanks!, It seems kind of obvious now
chrisoj 2 years ago
lol no problem. I love this fil and well film in general.
Maybe i should do media studies as well what do you think?
To the horrendus amount of peoplestating that OPIUM is heroin let me clear this up. Opium is a base drug made form the sap of the POPPY plant. It was legal across all of the middle ages nd well into the victorian era. methadone was developed by refining opium in the hopes that it would wean opium addicts from it but it turned out to be more addictive.
suicideltendancies 2 years ago
as a result methadone was refined by the idiotic goverment in the hopes that it would wean users from both opium and methadone addiction. Heroin, methadone and opiuum are ALL opiates in that the base substance is opium. Medical use includes morphine, Vicodin, methadone and oxycotin (don't know if thats how to spell it) which is esientially pure medical grade heroin these are all for the relief of chronic pain are fast acting and strong.
suicideltendancies 2 years ago
(warning to junkies) All opiates are useless against the venom of the duck billed platypus so stay out of our water we like it clean.
(this is just to say i forgot to menion morphine in my forst post about opiats and such. Morphine was after opium and before methadone sorry i forgot it lol
suicideltendancies 2 years ago
it was a choclate
e1n2f77 2 years ago
wht dyu reckon people thought when he walked out :L
drdude12472 2 years ago
there's a hilarious scene in the book when he's on the toilet. He makes a "beautiful artwork" out of the fattest, nastiest, ugliest fly he's ever seen by squashing it and smearing it out on the door. They didnt put it in...
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HiTMANx89 2 years ago
Which one? When he gets the pills? Carmen by Georges Bizet.
When he is swimming in the toilet? Deep blue Sea by Brian Eno
irishchrisc 2 years ago
carmen by bizet was that i was looking for!
i found it but, thanks anyway!
HiTMANx89 2 years ago
Best toilet ever. It has a sea mine in it!
usanto 2 years ago 3
lmao
Joucelin 2 years ago
he didnt wipe
JapaneseSt33L 2 years ago 9
There was no toilet paper.
ProcolHarum1967 2 years ago
This scene shows you how far junkies will got for there gear
wwwNooBcom 2 years ago 7
no it doesnae
jrtrolkien 2 years ago
So a junkie wont swim through shite to get they're drugs then?
wwwNooBcom 2 years ago
yer exactly
they do that kind a shit ta get there gear and that
almostcrime49 2 years ago
omg the toilet was...
but i LUV this movie!!
and his jeans.
badthony 2 years ago 4
With a bathroom that filthy it wouldn't make any difference if he had shit on the floor instead.
The look on Renton's face after seeing the toilet was priceless...
JD 2 years ago 5
Love Brian Eno, perfect match with images
Descargamx 2 years ago 2
that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nasty
Jewelieee 2 years ago
Yeh, a Masterpiece!! but a little nasty!!
Melina121 2 years ago 3
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i have no idea why some whites are so stupid and do drugs the superior race should be superior
retlihnsgnier 2 years ago
Racist.
intraxz 2 years ago 6
sounds like racism...
Descargamx 2 years ago 4
Apparantly - the drug dealer at the start is Irvin Welsh the author of trainspotting
love this scene
doubletakelook 2 years ago 3
I heard that one of the guys in the movie had previously starred in a stage version of Trainspotting. How the FUCK did they do THIS onstage? Unless this wasn't part of the novel I mean.
WWAAK 2 years ago 2
yeah this scene isn't mentioned in the book
Georgedogg1 2 years ago
ok thanks for the info, makes sense.
WWAAK 2 years ago 2
The scene is different in the book, he does the "job" in the privacy of the bogs.
The shitting scene is in the book but not that clear waters part.
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u geek u acctually read the book
stuie619 2 years ago
Are there seriously toilets like that? that looks like the fuckin washroom from SAW!
nomyek200 2 years ago 5
yh theres tons of them in Edinburgh
doumbeomg 2 years ago
That's disgusting...
nomyek200 2 years ago
Never been in somewhere like that? I once used these old toilets built for bus drivers in the country. Never again...
matnatz 2 years ago
never been to china?? haha. lol.
graffitiMANZ 2 years ago 2
What the hell?
Sentenashi 2 years ago
obi-wan should watch his damn language lol
RawbThatPunk 2 years ago 6
i know sum1 who got cholerafrom using a public loo
MAZZZIT 2 years ago
this film reminds me of se7en
bowbow91 2 years ago
danny boyle = genius
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danny boyle = pussy WTF with slumdog millionare it´s the most nonsense, homosexual, stupid + hindu movie I have seen danny boyle made a great work with trainspotting point it´s his only good movie.
newville177 2 years ago
newville if you had half a brain you would realise jamal and salim were muslim, and you probably haven't seen Shallow Grave or 28 Days Later either
(And I honestly hope you weren't stupid enough to type hindu instead of hindi)
sunnytheman 2 years ago 5
trainspotting :D best movie ever :) next is clockwork orange :P
jinnypigs4life 2 years ago 3
Trainspotting was like the A Clockwork Orange of the 90s, and they even used this same song.
Dungarth 2 years ago
it's nothing like a clockwork orange
fantastic scene though :) looks really disgusting but apparently all the shit was made of chocolate! =P
Gazs93 2 years ago 2
It still looks disgusting and I lost appetite while watching this lmao.
crazystarf 2 years ago
this is definately onoe of the best films ive ever seen...the soundtrack is amazing too. this scene is awesome lol
elwoodjblues22 2 years ago 4
Fucking class!!!!HAHAHAHA
"for all the good they've done me I might as well have shoved them up me arse"
There are some classic lines in this film.....it' a CLASSIC
marklp1 2 years ago
A piece of filmhistory!!
I must always start laughing when he starts to ... you know what!!
FrankDFilme 2 years ago 3
does anyone know ?: who is the artist of this classical music ? and what is the title ? please anyone write it.
becomingbull 2 years ago
Habanera from Carmen
AbsinthSycoActiv 2 years ago
thanks :)
becomingbull 2 years ago
why does he put them in his pants and not his pockets??
19fas88 2 years ago
omg r u serious?
he wasnt storing them for later, he was using them. Those arent pills you take "orally" if you catch my drift
boydster2000 2 years ago 3
oh god!!
19fas88 2 years ago
he sticks them up his ass
hoohoolulu 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA to put them in your mouth later xD
wuasaby 2 years ago 2
if you don't honestly know why, maybe you shouldn't watch this video.
twiztidblonde87 2 years ago 3
that is not the worst toilet in scotland. thats the worst toilet in the WORLD
summerbeachh 2 years ago 8
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filthybaggage 2 years ago
in a sea of shit
COCOKAULITZTH 2 years ago
What does he say when he is under water? It sounds funny
mustyballs 2 years ago
"Yes, a fucking dancer!" according to script-o-rama. Must be some pommy phrase.
BigJim1000 2 years ago
Thanks!
mustyballs 2 years ago
Script-o-rama is fucking wrong. He says " YES! A FUCKING GODSEND." Pretty damn hilarious if you ask me.
xJonshyx 2 years ago
He says "Yes! A fucking Dancer!: It's Scottish slang for something that's wonderful or lucky.
Michelangelo098 2 years ago 2
what a fucka this???? :D:D:D:D:D
axelfoley753 2 years ago
blimey, this is a really disgusting scene, bloody hell.
the4ckers 2 years ago
how can i get that opera song?
what song is that?
altDIY 2 years ago
I keep forgetting what it's called, but it's from Carmen. I'm pretty sure you could find it pretty easily.
FantasmaLuna 2 years ago
thanks pal, i found it as Bizet - Carmen.
altDIY 2 years ago
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filthybaggage 2 years ago
thats cool ! magine that actually happening. it would be so weird
rmcc07 2 years ago
got to love some brian eno
boxant 2 years ago 2
I second that.
EmbodiedDespair 2 years ago
third it
0neCleverName 2 years ago
Yes you fuckin' dancer!
nylecrane2k7 2 years ago
Anthological scene! and with a wonderful script.
PinkkMcFly 2 years ago
i love this because this is the edinburgh i grew up in
crazyproof86 2 years ago
taking drugs literally gets you into shit
valeriauletta 2 years ago 8
wow, this is classic!
josh9421 2 years ago 5
.....and the excrement was made from chocolate for the film!
Westonelm 2 years ago
Monumental.....!
(Total immersion also in his "Slumdog Millionaire")
Westonelm 2 years ago 3
he forget to wash his hands
TCMfan2kii9 2 years ago 7
that toilet looks like the one I used to have in my last flat-share community....
Bachtin08 3 years ago
He didnt wipe
maskedcrusader 3 years ago 2
This never gets old.
xD
HPL4 3 years ago
just shows you ,,,
Doesnt it ???
the guy In That goes into the toilet,
Looks like a clean guy lol
But yet look at his misfortune :(
Regards
TCMfan2kii9 x
TCMfan2kii9 3 years ago
hard life LOll
generaltabarnak 3 years ago
that toilets fuckin disgusting
johnnyls13 3 years ago 2
<3 <3
virginiaxvita 3 years ago
the director was or is a heroin addict, hes showing the audience an over exagerated predicament on an addict doing what he has to do to get his fix. wether steal cheat rob, the list goes on.. degrading acts.. its what the drug makes you do, its what the devil in your mind makes you think you need so bad to keep from becoming sick and withdrawling. im going to kick my habit, tonight is the first night, i thought of this scence. pray for me,im going to need it. but i am going to go through it
druncleben 3 years ago 26
i believe in you, good luck, my friend.
TailsKuros 3 years ago 3
good luck bud...its gonna be a bitch if yer doin it cold turkey...
salamagogo 3 years ago 3
Good luck.
vigo894 3 years ago
Some asshole gave you a thumb down, what a prick. But yeah, good luck man, you need it.
stopspammingplease 3 years ago 2
Good luck. I'm not religious, but I'll pray for you. I hope everything works out okay.
iBooshxx 3 years ago
The entering in the toilet to recover the pills is just a metaphor to describe the delusion, the hallucinations that come together with the usage..
octazagarin 3 years ago
Are the superimposed titles ("The worst toilet in Scotland" forming around the "toilet" sign on the door) unique to the North America release? Huh...
CiscoTheVictor 3 years ago
They're there on the Australian release as well.
ohthyme 3 years ago
i have been inthat bookies and the toilets are just a bit better than that in real life
crazyproof86 2 years ago
wht the fuck?
femiboy34 3 years ago 3
love it, he's swimming in his own shit.
markitymark90 3 years ago
Brian Eno - Deep Blue Sea
somio83 3 years ago
Deep Blue Day**
Jlewholla 3 years ago
"Well, for all the good they might've done me I might as well have stuck 'em up my ass!"
CaRC1n0g3n 3 years ago
The dirty devil,he never washed his hands.
dhimmiwit 3 years ago 4
yeah he did..
he "washed" his hands.. underwater.. (;
sselemaNrM 3 years ago
hey does anyone know the name of the background music?
sirchunkalot 3 years ago
anybody knows the song at 3:07
THEhahahahahahaWALL 3 years ago
brian eno, cant remember the song name
adrenaline1320 3 years ago
zbilja bolesna scena ..... zar ne ?
begbie24021975 3 years ago
The worst toilet in Scotland.
micajuantics 3 years ago 2
'' Yeah.. thats a fucking dancer '' . That is a great scene that depicts the world of delusions these men live in. It also shows how scurvy these men were
KRETANMARKET 3 years ago
would love to have my face shoved up his butt
chuckles603 3 years ago
too funny
chuckles603 3 years ago
The bloke that Ewan McGregor talks to at the beginning of this scene is the real life writer of the original Trainspotting Novel (incase you didn't know). :)
yethboth 3 years ago 9
aye irvine welsh, well spotted mate. this films incredible.
One of my favorites as i live in Glasgow
alaaaan26 3 years ago
Serious? thats awesome!
tk1910 2 years ago 3
there is a mine in the toilet
spaced86out 3 years ago
it's for blowing up massive jobbies.
GHFiona 3 years ago 2
u are all drunk
Ohsky4 3 years ago
I don't understand this scene very well... Did he take them to help his constipation as well as get a hit??
Theblogger96 3 years ago
na its the way u have to take them i think. would probably prolong it i supose
johnnyXsniper 3 years ago
ewan mcgregor doesn't take shit from nobody, except his
jimbobreloaded 3 years ago 8
LOLLLL :)
nightsaturn 3 years ago
there was something beautiful about him coming out of the toilet.
jack19790 3 years ago 2
yes like he was being reborn
sandfordmill 3 years ago 2
to be fair...i'd do it
fudge1monkey 3 years ago
For some crazy reason, I always find myself holding my breath for as long as I can, when there's an underwater scene.
I'm not bloody there! Grr!
worthlessdollar1 3 years ago 7
are you serious?? i do that too!! i thought it was the only one. i hold my breath to see if its actually possible to look so calm underwater for so long.
bbqprozac 3 years ago 6
Well considering he's swimming inside of a toilet, I think looking calm is the least of his worries. Anyway, I held my breath for the whole time, but it was challenging :p
SamDaMan013 3 years ago
same here now I know im not so weird
jfkgirl85 3 years ago
may the force be with u!!
jotke 3 years ago
Yes! I'm Fuck'n Dancing! LMAO!!
HibbsWeld 3 years ago
no he says: ''Yess! ya fucking dancer''
this is a scottish phrase meaning something has happened that he is very happy about and he is relieved.
GlasgowCelticPat1888 3 years ago
Oh Cool now that I played it again I hear it!
HibbsWeld 3 years ago
Miam miam
satsukiichinose 3 years ago
Omg xD
RoosSzZ 3 years ago
What a great flik! There were times when I'd get so "stopped up" I'd literally have to put on a rubber glove & dig it out! It can kill u if u don't BTW. If u take a laxative that is the stimulant kind & u are that backed up u could literally rip yourself a new asshole from the force of the hudge, hard poop coming out. That is why most addicts I know take vegetable laxatives & stool softners & drink Metamucil. U have to. Methadone stops u up too. Hard poops aside the feeling is sublime ;)