"I'm coming over and I'm gonna kill Mommy and Daddy, then i'm going to peel off their skin and make a funny hat. After that i'm gonna take out my ding dong and stick it in your BEEEEP"
OMG Im am so sick of this religious bullshit and OMG abortion is so awful, give it a break already. If the chick wants the kid she can have it if not then she doesnt who cares, thats less tax that comes out of my paycheck.
I used to watch this show when I was little and had no clue who george carlin was. So then I find out who he is watching his comedy acts and then find out I was watching his stuff all along its humerous to me.
I used to watch this show when I was little and had no clue who george carlin was. So then I find out who he is watching his comedy acts and then find out I was watching his stuff all along its humerous to me.
8 years later after this was aired, he rants about children on his "You Are All Diseased" and he says "you know what i say, FUCK THE CHILDREN!!!, an this is mr. conducter talking. i know what im talking about!!" i was and still am a huge fan of is. almost got to see him live but i missed out and i regret it too.
So many memories...every time this show was on it was a great day to be young! R.I.P. George Carlin! YOu brought much happiness to the lives and minds of children all over!
It's so great seeing George in STS. I remember when Mr. Conductor changed from Ringo Starr to George Carlin and I was upset (I was about 4 or 5 at the time, and had no idea who George Carlin was). Now being older, and a fan of George, this just makes me feel like a kid. He's just so warm. I think I need to introduce my nephew to Mr. Carlin, then when he gets older, the other Mr. Carlin! :)
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and past
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Mr Conductor: Dear Dan. Do today's kids know what a stick is? You sit in the yard with a stick, and you dig a fucking hole? And you at the hole, and you look at the stick, and you have a little fun.
I've been reading George Carlin's autobiography. In it, he mentioned that often in airports, parents would point him out to their young kids and say, "That's him, go say hi!" He said the kids were always freaked out, so he'd lean down and tell them that he was Mr. Conductor but he wasn't in uniform that day. ^_^
I really really really want this episode on DVD, this one and Queen For A Day. I dont give a shit what kinda bullshit excuse anyone will use to not release it on DVD, but c mon if youre gonna make cash then I suggest you sell the bastards. I would pay $1 million just to have these on DVD. And Im being serious.
Yeah he sure enough did want the best for us all, but it still does appear to be an overload of work to fix things. I don't blame him for giving up on this species.
I used to watch this all the time when I was a kid, and I had no idea who George Carlin was. Now, going down Youtube's memory lane and already familiar with his comedy, I just found out. Crazy shit.
My God, is this really the same man who invented "The Seven Words You Cannot Say On Television" It's like two different people. Nice to see a different side of Carlin, he was a true legend.
Shining Time Station, it was a show that was originally used to supplement Thomas the Tank Engine stories. Among it's alumni are Ringo Starr, Didi Conn, and George Carlin. Thomas and Friends was already established overseas, this was created to help enter the American market by featuring live action characters and a few Thomas episodes during the show. Suffice to say, it was highly successful, as Thomas is still big potatoes in the US to this day.
ya its just surprising do you know if this is related somehow to thoma the tank engine or are they the same show? I guess thomas might be a character in shining time station? I used to watch a show with Thomas.
So that is it. Scheemer is teaching his 'apprentence' Scheeme how to cheat and keep his legacy of being a con artist and swindler. I'm supprised in one episode (I don't know which one) he and his buddy got pied.
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I Used To Watch This As A Lil Rugrat, I Never Knew Carlin Was Mr, Conductor Though, He'sa Bad-Ass Comedian And Fucken Hilarious. It's Amazing What You Can Do In Showbiz....Now He's Dead .....Sad Shit.
I didnt knew that... thats kinda weird seeing him as mr conductor and also that bad ass comedian he is - although I know it has nothing to do, and people can do that thing, is still kinda weird
oh wow, i remember watching this episode when i was little....shining time was one of my favorite shows back then. so many good memories....and george is also my favorite comedian. funny how things work out....
Many people don't know it but George Carlin liked kids. He always supported a better education for our children and things such as neo-natal care. He had a daughter who he was very close to. He wanted honesty and compassion for one another in society and government. He wasn't just some bitter, old man. He was a speaker of the truth, things this country needed to hear.
I think he was a cynic who did want things to be better, but did not hesitate to point out societies problems. Yes he cared about people but say how ignorant many people were.
yea i used to watch this too and always knew him as the conductor...nice and all...then i saw him as a comedian a few years ago and couldnt believe he was who he really is.. but hes goddamn funny and speaks truth in his stand ups.
It's amazing. I used to watch this when I was REALLY young, and Mr. Conductor was my favourite character. Then I got older, my interest waned, and eventually I forgot about the show altogether. Then, a few years later, who appears on my TV but Mr Conductor himself, George Carlin. Back in Town, it was, and I got to see him in all his raging, foul-mouthed, stand-up glory. Carlin went from being one of my favourite characters to being my favourite comedian, and I didn't even realize it 'til later.
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Actually, George Carlin made a whole skit on comedy central, goofing off shining time station, about a couple of years ago. I thought it was pretty mean.
TheoriginalDRBOB how about you do something useful and lick the shit off your dildo-strapping mother's ass hair and after that you can go and pick the crabs out of geogre carlin's pubic hair YA BIG NOSE JEW. go get a life fucker
why do you think about things like that? do you jack off to Carlin raping stacy? if you say yes and try to be funny then you are gay.If you say no then your not.
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This the last appearance of Billy Twofeathers and Schemee. Dan Jones is mentioned while Mr. Conductor writes his letter to him about summer camp. Harry Copper have return in this family special since Season 1 in 1989. Mr. Conductor's sister makes her first and only appearance in this family special too! Billy will return in the Thomas the Tank Engine movie, "Thomas And The Magic Railroad" from 2000. He'll be Russel Mains, from the Walt Disney Movie, "Pocahontas".
I just vaguely remember these episodes - they were aired in prime time, after the "normal" series had wrapped up, I think. I remember one where Schemer was in a barbershop quartet... do you have that one?
R.I.P my favorite comedian :/
RonPaul2012vote123 3 weeks ago
"I'm coming over and I'm gonna kill Mommy and Daddy, then i'm going to peel off their skin and make a funny hat. After that i'm gonna take out my ding dong and stick it in your BEEEEP"
channing76 1 month ago
Thomas stories: "Toad Stands By" and "Thomas & the Special Letter"
MrTF1993 2 months ago
With all due respect, he was pro-choice, so he couldn't have liked kids that much.
RepentantRain 3 months ago
@RepentantRain
OMG Im am so sick of this religious bullshit and OMG abortion is so awful, give it a break already. If the chick wants the kid she can have it if not then she doesnt who cares, thats less tax that comes out of my paycheck.
BNSF2184 2 months ago
@RepentantRain 1. I'm not going to site the difference between a kid and a fetus.
2. This is a video of a kids show hosted by an amazing comedian.
3. Shut your friggin trap and enjoy the goddamned trains.
NicotineAndSilence 4 weeks ago
I used to watch this show when I was little and had no clue who george carlin was. So then I find out who he is watching his comedy acts and then find out I was watching his stuff all along its humerous to me.
chelzeydarling 4 months ago
I used to watch this show when I was little and had no clue who george carlin was. So then I find out who he is watching his comedy acts and then find out I was watching his stuff all along its humerous to me.
chelzeydarling 4 months ago
What are the numbers on Mr. Conductors hat?
MikeD57s 5 months ago
@MikeD57s
looks like 33
BNSF2184 2 months ago
This must be the first time Harry visits the station. It's hard to believe that this must be his last appearance.
bcakapinky 5 months ago
8 years later after this was aired, he rants about children on his "You Are All Diseased" and he says "you know what i say, FUCK THE CHILDREN!!!, an this is mr. conducter talking. i know what im talking about!!" i was and still am a huge fan of is. almost got to see him live but i missed out and i regret it too.
DylanEVH 10 months ago
lol i laugh my ass off seeing carlin as i know him doing this. but yeah, he was a great guy. rip
knoxklay11 11 months ago
So many memories...every time this show was on it was a great day to be young! R.I.P. George Carlin! YOu brought much happiness to the lives and minds of children all over!
screwthenet 1 year ago
It's so great seeing George in STS. I remember when Mr. Conductor changed from Ringo Starr to George Carlin and I was upset (I was about 4 or 5 at the time, and had no idea who George Carlin was). Now being older, and a fan of George, this just makes me feel like a kid. He's just so warm. I think I need to introduce my nephew to Mr. Carlin, then when he gets older, the other Mr. Carlin! :)
linkz35 1 year ago
1st thing im doing when i die is finding out where George Carlin is and where Cliff Burton is... then we'll do some intense shit.
VoLCoMzYaDiGG 1 year ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and past
ramanjohal 1 year ago
STS was the first time I saw George Carlin.
CC927 1 year ago
I wonder if they thought of having Ringo Starr in this episode at all
MajorLeagueLover 1 year ago
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Mr Conductor: Dear Dan. Do today's kids know what a stick is? You sit in the yard with a stick, and you dig a fucking hole? And you at the hole, and you look at the stick, and you have a little fun.
Jumpybeaver 1 year ago
I've been reading George Carlin's autobiography. In it, he mentioned that often in airports, parents would point him out to their young kids and say, "That's him, go say hi!" He said the kids were always freaked out, so he'd lean down and tell them that he was Mr. Conductor but he wasn't in uniform that day. ^_^
Eternity29 1 year ago 3
I really really really want this episode on DVD, this one and Queen For A Day. I dont give a shit what kinda bullshit excuse anyone will use to not release it on DVD, but c mon if youre gonna make cash then I suggest you sell the bastards. I would pay $1 million just to have these on DVD. And Im being serious.
BNSF2184 1 year ago
wait is shcemee schmer's nephew?
cbolanz 1 year ago
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mr conductorsa sister is the chick from who wants to be a millionare!
RIP george, you were my hero as a child on this show, and also a hero when i became older and enjoyed your philisophical logical comedy
poopsmash18 1 year ago
Yeah he sure enough did want the best for us all, but it still does appear to be an overload of work to fix things. I don't blame him for giving up on this species.
packleader1215 1 year ago
George Carlin.... we will all miss you.... so much.
Kanefan701 1 year ago
Carlin...The Giant Electron bless him...he was a man of many performances!
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
@jayc1300
Yes, that was part of his act. And truly, it was in reference to the overprotective nature of the parents, not to the kids themselves.
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
@jayc1300 yea ok, thats why he narrates all those thomas episodes and plays as the conductor in this show....
allstar00442288 1 year ago
@jayc1300 Well, do you?
Schragmeister 1 year ago
I used to watch this all the time when I was a kid, and I had no idea who George Carlin was. Now, going down Youtube's memory lane and already familiar with his comedy, I just found out. Crazy shit.
Awesome anyways, that he acted on this show.
gringochucha 1 year ago
My God, is this really the same man who invented "The Seven Words You Cannot Say On Television" It's like two different people. Nice to see a different side of Carlin, he was a true legend.
JohnyH 1 year ago
great ep. havent seen it since 1996! and that was the only time i saw it! lol and WOW ol' harry lost weight!
thisnameisnttaken 1 year ago
R.I.P. Mr. Carlin!!! he made a way better conductor then Ringo freakin Starr...And a way better narrorator if you ask me..
Noxious597345 1 year ago
@Noxious597345 Both George Carlin and Ringo Starr were equally great Mr. Conductors and Narrators!
Rkerekes13 1 year ago
carlin's finest work
axlman5 2 years ago
watching this show as a kid i had no idea of how much i'd grow to love george carlin
AvatarOfGames 2 years ago
ah same here. he's my all time favorite comedian now, but as a kid i knew him as mr. conductor
daydreambeliever93 1 year ago
what is this show?
puppetmaster19962 2 years ago
Shining Time Station, it was a show that was originally used to supplement Thomas the Tank Engine stories. Among it's alumni are Ringo Starr, Didi Conn, and George Carlin. Thomas and Friends was already established overseas, this was created to help enter the American market by featuring live action characters and a few Thomas episodes during the show. Suffice to say, it was highly successful, as Thomas is still big potatoes in the US to this day.
homeboyje 2 years ago
this is better than barney
schemer1991 2 years ago 2
george carlin was in this oh my..
neurochris 2 years ago 2
he was in almost all shining time station.. mr. conductor.
JKCWvids 2 years ago
ya its just surprising do you know if this is related somehow to thoma the tank engine or are they the same show? I guess thomas might be a character in shining time station? I used to watch a show with Thomas.
neurochris 2 years ago
So that is it. Scheemer is teaching his 'apprentence' Scheeme how to cheat and keep his legacy of being a con artist and swindler. I'm supprised in one episode (I don't know which one) he and his buddy got pied.
MrKilroy138 2 years ago
I dont have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
amayagab 2 years ago
just goes to show that carlin had a light side to him
scratchhh187 2 years ago 4
He always had a light side, he only got angrier as the times got angrier.
icnfde 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS!!
RockyBalboa211 2 years ago
"YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A BUNCH OF RATS WITH DIAPERS ON!!! YA HEAR ME?! YA HEAR ME?!"
LOL! Schemer has the funniest lines!
TVLubber 2 years ago 7
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TVLubber 2 years ago
loved the part where Schemer's cart goes loose,lol. nice to see a Shining time station episode in an outdoors scene too
ronanL10 2 years ago 2
Thomas Stories: "Toad Stands By" and "Thomas & The Special Letter"
finnishminnow 2 years ago
"raised by laughing hyenas." LOL!
DorvellTStewart 2 years ago
this show has warm blanket feling
on me
Indigodelta383 3 years ago
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I Used To Watch This As A Lil Rugrat, I Never Knew Carlin Was Mr, Conductor Though, He'sa Bad-Ass Comedian And Fucken Hilarious. It's Amazing What You Can Do In Showbiz....Now He's Dead .....Sad Shit.
JobForNicoletta 3 years ago
why do you capitalize every word
Monkeyboy92037 1 year ago
I didnt knew that... thats kinda weird seeing him as mr conductor and also that bad ass comedian he is - although I know it has nothing to do, and people can do that thing, is still kinda weird
yupiie 3 years ago
"You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years...
But I like people." - George Carlin
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago 15
When did he say that?
DorvellTStewart 3 years ago
His last HBO special, "It's Bad For Ya!".
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
That makes sense. He'd want us to know how he really feels about people.
DorvellTStewart 3 years ago
Oh, yeah.
"Don't bullshit people. There's too much bullshit as there is."
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
What are you talking about? I'm not bull shitting anyone.
DorvellTStewart 3 years ago
I know.
I was confirming your hunch that George would want us to know how he really feels about people.
George didn't bullshit people to save their feelings.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
My God! Is that Leonard Jackson back as Harry Cupper?
darthkurland 3 years ago
how many years is this ep after the ep SWEET AND SOUR?
Tidmouthsheds 3 years ago
"We're not supposed to cheat in a race! We're simpley goning to....improve our chances"
ROFL XD
DanDMan16 3 years ago
oh wow, i remember watching this episode when i was little....shining time was one of my favorite shows back then. so many good memories....and george is also my favorite comedian. funny how things work out....
comradeboris 3 years ago 2
Many people don't know it but George Carlin liked kids. He always supported a better education for our children and things such as neo-natal care. He had a daughter who he was very close to. He wanted honesty and compassion for one another in society and government. He wasn't just some bitter, old man. He was a speaker of the truth, things this country needed to hear.
Emperorlawson 3 years ago 89
@Emperorlawson Sure. But had he had a vagina, he'd of been quickly dismissed as some bitter, old dyke.
TheNilesEdge 1 year ago
@Emperorlawson
I think he was a cynic who did want things to be better, but did not hesitate to point out societies problems. Yes he cared about people but say how ignorant many people were.
BenjaminWirtz 1 year ago
@Emperorlawson According to his sorta-audiobiography, he "loves and treasures individuals" but hates when they get generalized into a group.
babinator99 1 year ago
yea i used to watch this too and always knew him as the conductor...nice and all...then i saw him as a comedian a few years ago and couldnt believe he was who he really is.. but hes goddamn funny and speaks truth in his stand ups.
sgav24 3 years ago 4
It's amazing. I used to watch this when I was REALLY young, and Mr. Conductor was my favourite character. Then I got older, my interest waned, and eventually I forgot about the show altogether. Then, a few years later, who appears on my TV but Mr Conductor himself, George Carlin. Back in Town, it was, and I got to see him in all his raging, foul-mouthed, stand-up glory. Carlin went from being one of my favourite characters to being my favourite comedian, and I didn't even realize it 'til later.
TheNumberOneShmuck 3 years ago 7
He has the perfect voice for little kids...ironic, haha. RIP!
Vaduh 3 years ago 2
you'l be mist george,...
backtobasicsman 3 years ago
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TVLubber 3 years ago
This is a side of Carlin i've never seen before. Just goes to show what a great guy he was.
ebusive 3 years ago 6
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Actually, George Carlin made a whole skit on comedy central, goofing off shining time station, about a couple of years ago. I thought it was pretty mean.
musicmaker72 3 years ago
In what Ep does the cast switch over to George, Billy...
bostonscholar 3 years ago
Scare Dares
barrelracer1983 3 years ago
it's so sad george carlin died. R.I.P George we all miss you
ABroadwaystar2534 3 years ago 40
@ABroadwaystar2534 yes it is its a dwelling world out there
schemer1991 1 year ago
Did any notice Jonathan Shapiro's voice cracking?
glickmam 3 years ago
i love kara's facial expression @ 5:27!!! it's really goofy!!!
ABroadwaystar2534 4 years ago
ha ha ha
shana754 3 years ago 5
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TheoriginalDRBOB how about you do something useful and lick the shit off your dildo-strapping mother's ass hair and after that you can go and pick the crabs out of geogre carlin's pubic hair YA BIG NOSE JEW. go get a life fucker
gangstaafl 4 years ago
my all time favorite episode. ill explain why in the next video.
TheoriginalDRBOB 4 years ago 5
Uh,who's Mr conductor's trouble some sister?
EdwardTheBlueEngine2 4 years ago 5
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why doesnt george carlin rape stacy in the ass?
gangstaafl 4 years ago
Why should he?
EdwardTheBlueEngine2 4 years ago
why do you think about things like that? do you jack off to Carlin raping stacy? if you say yes and try to be funny then you are gay.If you say no then your not.
TheoriginalDRBOB 4 years ago 2
great job trey,now can we see all of billy's runaway train?
marklester01 4 years ago
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One other thing, TvLubber, do you think it's Cupper?
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TVLubber 2 years ago
All those in favor of staying seated... Say "aye".
TVLubber 5 years ago 5
AYE!
skullzproductions 4 years ago 7
D'OH! (bites hat)
TVLubber 4 years ago 9
lol! i love that gag
skullzproductions 4 years ago 7
AYE!
TVLubber 5 years ago 5
In this episode of Shining Time Station whats the thomas ep
2arsneal 5 years ago
toad stands by &
thomas and the special letter
bkshadows 5 years ago
I can hear Sister Conductor's magic sound with A flat.
dancelano 5 years ago
bye bye mouse cart lol!
skullzproductions 5 years ago
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This the last appearance of Billy Twofeathers and Schemee. Dan Jones is mentioned while Mr. Conductor writes his letter to him about summer camp. Harry Copper have return in this family special since Season 1 in 1989. Mr. Conductor's sister makes her first and only appearance in this family special too! Billy will return in the Thomas the Tank Engine movie, "Thomas And The Magic Railroad" from 2000. He'll be Russel Mains, from the Walt Disney Movie, "Pocahontas".
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TVLubber 5 years ago
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BIlly in TTE isnt played by tome jackson :(
TheoriginalDRBOB 4 years ago
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TVLubber 3 years ago
I just vaguely remember these episodes - they were aired in prime time, after the "normal" series had wrapped up, I think. I remember one where Schemer was in a barbershop quartet... do you have that one?
TheLazenby 5 years ago
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