Our midnight visitor (drunken intruder)

[TheItalian34]

derp ftw!!!!!!

[turin1]

That is some vodka!!

The pole started drinking in Warsaw and woke up in Scarborough.

[adxypq]

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

[wisheyecould]

"Wake up, young man."

Awww... so nice!!

[Derail07]

In America he would have fukn gotten shot

[ExplodingCabbage]

Very fun video, and nice job by the police.

Interestingly I don't think the guy has committed any crime by entering the house and passing out. Aggravated trespass requires intent to disrupt 'lawful activities', and while he WAS disruptive there is no reason here to think he intended to be. Burglary requires intent to either steal, commit criminal damage, commit GBH or rape. Clearly no such intent was present here. Maybe I've missed something but I think his entry and nap were non-criminal. :)

[nazaxprime]

Hahaha, Herp'a Derp...

Great work friend.

[sandytiny]

Mr policeman u r hot!!

[shikengriuber]

They say that in heaven all policeman are British, all lovers are French, all cooks are Italian and all mechanics are German. I think it's true.

[robertbrewer]

@sfcaustralia Would it be possible to get a link from the Australian papers from you?

[buzinaocara]

americans are such pussies. Just wake the fucker up and tell him to go home. The police must be really out of work to take that so well. Our officers here would get really pissed if I called then just because I was to afraid of a person so drunk he cannot find his own house and falls asleep in the floor.

[deejayvdv]

@buzinaocara This happened in The UK, not in America. And what's 'pussy' about helping out a young man who was in clear need of being helped, rather than kick his ass for something he didn't even mean to do? Whether you believe it or not, police exist to do exactly this: help a citizen out when he is in trouble, i.e. when he finds an unknown man in his house, and has the courtesy not to do him harm. I show my respect to both the video poster and the North Yorkshire Police; they were both great.

[buzinaocara]

@deejayvdv What did the police do that the owner of the house couldn't do himself? Did he really need to take the time of the fucking police because of a lame drunk ass?

[Ninjahonni]

Lol the best part is herp de durp de durp de durp, de durp de durp.... DUUUUURP DUUUURRRRRP durpina!

[deSamDeWaele]

I like the derpiederp part. :D Yea, this reached Belgium!

[dnavid]

in the US the drunk and the dog would probably have been shot to death.

[xchaoskinx]

an in all honesty..why arrest the guy an tie up thousands of dollars in prosecution charges? he was just drunk an needed a place to crash. props to the officers.

[Jintamil]

gorgeous cat

[BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz]

LOL, dogs name is Brian!

[nelo20043]

i love that pussy!

[juni0r30]

what a weird name he has..

[terraliken]

DERPPPPPPPPP DERPPPPPPPP

[benc454]

Lol, I would feel so bad if this ended up on the internet with 175k views :P. But funny nontheless =3.

[drappke]

this story and this clip got featured on Belgian national tv... nice job man...

They also said the guy was American and probably would have been tasted by the police if it had happened in the US... thumbs up to the police who took care of this in a admirable fashion...

[robertbrewer]

Do you have a link by chance? I thought national was cool... international is awesome

[jjvanwinckel]

@robertbrewer It's also in some Belgian newspapers ;) Search "VIDEO. Dronken Brit slaapt roes uit in verkeerde huis" on Google ;)

[drappke]

@robertbrewer send you a PM because I couldn't post a link in the comments...

[Fantapriorie]

@robertbrewer The story + link to this video is : deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws/ook­datnog/ODN_110611_DronkenFoute­Huis

[800piranhas]

@robertbrewer nieuwsblad.be/article/detail.a­spx?articleid=DMF20110611_087&­kanaalid=1415 here's a link to a Belgian newspaper about your video .. :)

[jorugby1988]

@robertbrewer This is the link of the Belgian (Flemish) national television: deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws/ook­datnog/ODN_110611_DronkenFoute­Huis.

[CharlezFreeman]

@robertbrewer

Don't know about tv, but it made the papers in Belgium.

standaard.be/artikel/detail.as­px?artikelid=DMF20110611_087&s­ectionid=113a9a78-f65a-47a8-bd­1c-b24483321d0f

[666Nanashi]

lmao, that's a winner right there. I love how the dog is like "strange, that wasn't here before" and the cat just deigns him unworthy and ignores him, typical cat behaviour. XD

[rolle16]

sorry but how in godsname did he get in?

[matthiasderaedt1]

Good job !

[Jens1503]

i had to vote thumbs down for your stupid noises instead of just turning down the sound on the sensitive information

[benvolio85]

Derpina!

[kirstyovyo12]

er guys i dont robert wants his youtube video filled with harsh comments if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it at all, robert mate you were brave to film this i would have done more than jump out of my skin....welcome to scarborough mate :D

[Diabloke2701]

huppidurpiduppidurpiduppidurp ... that was also probably his answer when they asked him for his name ...

[JohannesDT]

@Diabloke2701 I applaud your comment :)

[rosztun]

Goddamn, never would've guessed there still are some considerate policemen/women, I hope he apologised big time cause you have to be the chillest dude to not press charges, really nice of you!

[ExplodingCabbage]

@rosztun Actually victims of crime don't 'press charges' in the UK. The decision on whether to prosecute is made (normally) by the Crown Prosecution Service, and while the victim's wishes, if known, may be a factor in their decision, victims don't take any direct part in the legal process pre-trial. The CPS can choose not to prosecute even when the victim wants a prosecution. (They can also prosecute with an unwilling victim, and even summons to court a victim who doesn't want to testify.)

[Mhlikescars]

Bloody hell it's in York Press

[Harold1305]

In the US he'd probably be tased, cuffed and tased again (just for fun) only to be charged with public intoxication, trespassing, resisting arrest and do 4 years in prison as one of the 2,5-holy fuck- million inmates. He'd join a gang and be released as a real criminal. The system works!

[PsychedbE]

@Harold1305 Amen to that... wait till we aren't allowed to sneeze in public anymore... They'll be ready with nauseating microwave beams and you will get sued for starting an "epidemic" (attempted mass murder)...

Now let's get wasted and sleep on the neighbours' kitchen floor, yeaaah!!! paaaaarty!!!!

[failtoexist]

We have found the "Bed Intruder" :p

[seneca175]

A valuable lesson for the USA police and justice system.

[UFCNUTTA]

Thank goodness he wasnt at MY house, my dog would have eaten him lol good job on the police and the homeowner for showing a caring attitude! that guy must be soooooooooooooo ashamed haha bless! funny yet messed up lol

[MrYannickskeuh]

DEEEEERB !

[bikesdelivered]

sorry but i lock all my doors and windows when i go to bed. i strongly recomend a bedtime routine starting from tonight. protect your wife and kids you plonker..

[DeathWishMonkey]

@gtlogic

And if the officers didn't like him, they'd have the authority to cuff & manacle him to a restraint chair that looks like a nightmarish device from 19th cent. asylums.

[MrMrVallium]

1:25 span me out!

[juandaman07]

This makes me proud to be British-how tolerant are we, man gets drunk (we all have), finds himself somewhere to lay his tired head (instinctively), homeowner tolerates it, calls for some help, help arrives and they do what they're supposed to do=help! Well done everyone.

[PluggyPoo]

Those durrpy durps are a rum bunch!

[joefish357]

Nice one - loving the blooping out. As far as I am concerned, as someone who works with the police at times, it was a perfect reason to call them and I wouldn't recommend dealing with an intruder alone, whether drunk, otherwise intoxicated or not. Glad there was no malice intended to you or your family.

[xHipHopQueeNx2010]

Lol wtf.

[postiepimp]

look if they could do this first they really shouldnt of phoned the police.

[buioso]

some yers ago ater a long drinking night at Oktoberfest in Munich me and my friends pitched the camping tent on a lawn and went to sleep.

The next morning we realized we were on a traffic roundabaout in the middle of a main road...

[eastukkim]

Classic

[cdv1qa]

Plastic bag pillow = drunk WIN

[CatOnAHorse]

I nearly cracked it when you covered up his name and address with DEEERPPP HERPY DERP. Bahahahaha.

You have a beautiful cat :)

[stephenles]

I think this guy has done the right thing just to let the police deal with him what if he had not called the police and he had a knife gun or what ever that family would been 1 down if the dad had of tackled him and been in the morgue so really is it worth it!

[mijx]

sooo lucky it was just someone in the wrong house i left some stuff at a friends and his drunk frlatmate left the door open all got nicked! random as ought though!

[joniqitu]

i would never of called the police, this is probs why this shit dont happen to my familiy, if he came into my house i would take him in the atick tie him to a chair beat him sensless when he woke up tell him what he did beat him abit more make my dog shit on him then throw him out butt naked on a main road and lets see if he will even think about drinking that much and BREAKING into someones house. but fair play to this guy and the police for being so patiant.

[sorryunlucky]

@joniqitu

You're a pussyole then. He's drunk it's not like he was trying to burgle him. I would of just grabbed him and put him in the front garden.

[joniqitu]

@sorryunlucky your way tho your kids wake up to some next stranger in your garden and he will do it again to someone els , my way i doubt the guy will enter someones house again.

[sorryunlucky]

@joniqitu

It's not like he was trying to nick stuff he just found the wrong house. I know someone who did the same thing as you but he broke into the house and tied the dude up and he did all his business in his pants and had no food for 3 days the person who did it went down for 5 years.

[joniqitu]

@sorryunlucky true say

[sorryunlucky]

@joniqitu

Yup, it was in my local news paper I knew the guy as well though.

[forrestMA]

@joniqitu You need to calm down bud, no need to get so anxious about it all. Not everyone is trying to hurt you

[Mrbikertomtom]

@joniqitu You're a fucking idiot then. Nuff' said.

[TheJimjams95]

oh god... dad is tht you????!

[Adeel2k11]

"Twas the night before tomorrow "

What does that mean

[munn2006]

"Absolutely smashed out of his brains"

That's police talk for...

"Absolutely smashed out of his brains"

[1488slav]

had this been in the US, he wouldve been tasered and beaten with a club and then "escorted" out

[Adeel2k11]

i would have kicked his fucking head in if he came in to my house

[peaksoft]

I accept that as the police say, there was no criminal intent, but why was he not arrested and charged with being drunk? It is absurd that we are expected to tolerate idiots like this interfering with the lives of responsible members of the public. This occurs only because the police are unwilling to do their jobs and enforce the law.

[robertbrewer]

@peaksoft Getting drunk and doing stupid things is part of they culture. Every person I know has stories like this one except they didn't make it onto the internet.

[rkent06]

@peaksoft he's just having a good time-leave the poor bloke alone

[happynotnormal]

@peaksoft Because the offence is being drunk in a public place. The only offence he has committed is being on enclosed premises maybe.

[BurningPinguin]

@peaksoft

So you call yourself a responsible member of the public,?

I hope a douche like you will never be my neighbor!

there is a reason why police officers are human beings, and not robots!

Good luck being frustrated, not living in the perfect society according to your perfect laws...

Hell, probably a lot of great people, scientist, inventors, writers and artists whose work you take for granted, ended up totally drunk in someones garden one day!

[PsychedbE]

@peaksoft If someone bumps into you at a party a bit harder than expected... would you punch him back just because he interfered with what you were up to at that time? I don't think so. Why is this similar? Because it's a mistake. He didn't kill anyone, didn't break anything (certainly not if the door was unlocked, glad that isn't a "crime" yet ;) reminds me of the squatting law, lol) and was vast asleep. (might have been dreaming about his upcoming murderous headache).

[Krambouli21]

@peaksoft Charged with being drunk ? US laws don't apply to the entire world, you know. In most European countries being drunk is no crime whatsoever. Luckily...

If Mr. Brewer was to press charges, the guy probably could get arrested for a number of things, but since there was no criminal intent, there's no need to send a guy to prison for a mistake like this.

Keep in mind that the vast majority of people don't intent to harm others!!

@Robert and the police: well handled!

[mackamaple]

This lad who entered the house came in my cafe the following morning and could not remeber entering or leaving the house !!!!!!!!

[stogsville]

I would not go in your house drunk or not with a cat that size!

[stogsville]

do you call your dog Brian LOL

[NorthYorkshirePolice]

We are satisfied there was no criminal intention on the part of the man who had entered the property by accident. He was clearly suffering from the effects of alcohol and was subsequently returned safely to the hotel where he was staying.

It is pleasing to see our officers’ actions praised by members of the public. Our officers’ conduct shows both their caring and professional attitude when faced with just one of the many varied and unusual situations which we deal with on a daily basis.

[sensiblenick]

@NorthYorkshirePolice Aye. You lot make us proud. Keep it up!! :o)

[robertbrewer]

@NorthYorkshirePolice You guys for doing such an amazing job. The Scarborough Police have changed my perception of the police from 'law enforcement' to 'public servants'.

You have made all of Scarborough proud and impressed the entire planet with how well you handled the situation (most of the viewers are from Australia and USA).

Thanks for everything and keep up the good job.

Bobbie

[essellkay]

we live in scarborough and my mate recognises him, no names but hes what the yokels here call a bag rat , or a smack head, dunno for sure but will find out more soon to confirm, but notice how he points at his arm when coppers first awaken him etc, the dudes lucky he still has his imac, phone, car keys, shoes, bacon and sausage dog, very lucky indeed! great vid!

[kieranbell9]

How did he get in?? Also good work by the police - they dont get credit when they turn up to help you out, we only ever focus on the negeative, yet they wil always arrive seconds after one phone call - good work officers

[Anarke51]

@ShatterState Some states allow you to shoot ppl on property..

[foreverfamous726]

The cats like who the fuck is this asshole.

[COMMYCABOOSE]

lol Shit happens. I had a moment like this where I was banging on what I thought was my door but was instead my neighbors directly across the street. He was kind enough to walk me to my house. =)

[GreenKillerPuppet]

@COMMYCABOOSE Haha too true.

[donalduckin25]

Derped!

[sicilian12345]

Gotta love the iMac in background!

[Digitalhunny]

As for the people posting here about you calling the cops: I don't think they have thought about what if the drunk man was a mean angry drunk with a weapon or a used hypodermic needle as a weapon? You don't know. They are a family with small children. So, to be safe they called the police. Good call to the poster for being safe with his family!!!

[Digitalhunny]

Thanks for sharing & bleeping out the personal info. I have 2 children myself. I also have enjoyed a drink or two many once in a loong while. So, did you keep in touch with this guy and become best mates? I think I would have. You maybe would fell safer knowing you are friends with the guy?? All the best Cheers from Canada.

[Meixafuhellzman2]

mmm, lots of people on youtube are mean, hes probably off-the-earth-drunk, as I like to call it, so drunk he don't remember shit in other words, I wouldn't even had call the cops if it were my house, just help him out, I mean sure, you could do all this armed for safety, (could be a crazy bastard) but at least be a nice person...

[Toranacoupe]

he could have been trying to steal the apple comp in the background but tripped over the sausage dog and knocked himself out

[Merlinreturns]

This is so funny. Kitty & Rufus are quite curious as to what the huge thing on the ground is. Imagine how embarassed Derpina will be when he gets over his hangover. xD

Well handled by the resident family. :)

[AwesomeFish12]

@ShatterState and people still try to rob you, and you try to shoot them for it. Because the TV is worth more than a human life.

[X1XhieiX5X]

@WorldWide213 Canadians don't have British accents.  Derp head

[Toranacoupe]

haha listen to all the americans astonished you didnt stab him 100 times and the cops didnt come in shooting up the place,, my god they tried to help the bloke instead of bash him then lock him up, thats why gun control is a good thing AMERICA.

Much respect to the home owner for not getting violent, a seemingly honest mistake stumbling into the wrong home that could have turned into bloodshed if it was another country, no doubt a scary situation though easy mistake as many UK homes look alike

[AwesomeFish12]

@Toranacoupe Haha. So true. Glad the police treated him like a human being and not just an inconvenience and a chance to vent their anger, as they so often do.

[zipper532]

durp

[hellsin58]

geezer cunt

[EmmaDilemmaable]

god, i love the way you bleeped it out XD

[1957wasafineyear]

DERP!

[MrSteakncheese]

Haha, I'm surprised you were so easy going about this. A strange drunk man that passes out in my child's room might not be as lucky!

@Worldwide213: Your a Moron. I know you don't realize it, but isn't that always half the battle anyways?

[rosavanwinkle]

GEEZES CAT TAIL

[BloodyClans]

This was brilliant, the cops were nice,and didn't shoot up your pets, they didn't hit the man and they were gentle. Also, i love the way you censored his name, really funny.

[worldwide213]

The cops said can we take you home??? WTF were im from thats breaking and entering you go to jail for that shit.

Where is this from Derpy Derp Canada?

[wowlock1994]

@worldwide213

Are you stupid? It's not from Canada fucking idiot.

[EliteASH11]

@worldwide213 I think your american or something? can you not tell there voices are english

[gafarmajidov]

bleeps are amazing !thumb up if you agree

[repeatedjellyfish]

You need a bigger dog. That sausage thing you have ain't protecting shit.

[wetwipey]

was this a robber? lol

[PhizzleOut]

all bleeps should be like that one from now on

[WAsucksblackducks]

He obviously need first aid.

[themoneymanification]

is tht a robber?

[MrLOLstream]

Hey @robertbrewer

The officer liked touching his ass

[Bigbaddude3]

DERP DE DERP....DERPINA. Lol best bleep out ever.

[mzrealm]

He forgot his plastic bag pillowcase :[

[AstralNRG]

Spoilers:

Herp derp. herp de derp.

[NOTBAS1C]

this is so fuckn stupid..

[jetinight]

Man, this guy is such a loser!!! Teen's these day's think they're so hard done by. Wake up and smell the coffee Boy! I hope he got grounded for a month when he got home to Mommy & Daddy... If I found him in my house, with my wife & kids, I'd drive him 20km out of town and then tell him to walk it off back home...

[PancakesChaos]

This is so funny. The dog and cat are cute about it too.

[chris53378]

I'm gunna name my kid duuuuuuuuurp duuuuuuurp........durpina

[HelloHansSolo]

Does God have a penis?

[MrBobobobobbob]

@HelloHansSolo NOOOOO SHIT RETARD



[MrBobobobobbob]

HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK HE DID IT WITH YOUR MOM?? I mean MOMS???

[TheWoob]

how come the imac was on?.... do you reckon he might have been a drunk thief..... this is pretty scary as this is obviously a kids bedroom...... more details?

[InnerSlayer]

@TheWoob It's the living room area. Not the kid's room. You can see the kitchen in the back.

[SuperGorjess]

@TheWoob it looks like the lounge to me. you can see the sofa, bookshelves, most lounges are taken up with kids toys!

[Nogarf]

*Imagining the situation*

(Entering the house)

Dupee-dup edup peedup... Whoops, door unlockholy CRAP THERE'S A MAN ON THE FLOOR!

[trollking187]

I WAS WAITING THE FIRST 25 SECONDS FOR THE HAND CANNONS TO GO OFF THIS IS TOO FUNNY

[RyGrMan]

lol i like the part where he goes HURP DERP A HURPY DERP A DURP HURP..

[trollking187]

IN AMERICA YOU WOULDNT FEEL SHIT AND WOULD LOOK LIKE SWISS CHEESE.SRSLY THEY HAVE MEETINGS FOR THAT KINDA STUFF NOWADAYS.

[GMACK72]

I thought the cat was going to sprayed him lol.

[Miguelx07]

Those are some really nice cops xD

[Tarantul121292]

u should have used him to build a human centipede

[thenamesbanana]

What...The shit. hahahahaha.

[Punishedestiny]

Those are the nicest cops I have ever seen.

[Barbarajeantm]

Watch my dance baby dance video!!!! :D

[prabh28]

1:38 "Just take some of his money" lol wut

[aba2185]

if this was america and that man was black he would have gotten his head cracked

[MyCommodities]

@aba2185 more than that lol he would have ben dead or in jail

[shojingod]

You know how easy this could happen to someone. Especially if they live in a housing complex where all the houses look exactly like each other and your drunk. The only thing to tell the difference is the address. The guy probably lives maybe a house or two next to them.

[kettellive]

LOOOOOOOOL this video is a total joke on you, forgot to lock door....oh man, you retarded buddy.

[Penguins272]

drunk bastard

[jolelovespillsbury12]

lol i love how the police handle this

Girl :get up young man your not in your house .

guy: GET UP YOU GET OUTTA HERE

[NanosuitPilotFraser]

Burly durp durpy hurp durpina duuuuuurrrrrpppaahh

[fenriswolf20]

I suppose on the scale of things that could go wrong when you leave your door unlocked, this isnt too bad, It isnt great by any means but could have been worse.

[TheDavies17]

@ajaxpuffnstuff it's just slang plus it sounds better than just drunk. too Americans it sounds weird like when an American trys to say twat

[AjaxpuffNstuff]

@shanejmcentee pissed in Britain means drunk don't ask me why, British people make no sence

[essellkay]

@AjaxpuffNstuff british people make no sense, even tho you just typed that comment in our language haha, fuckin retard! ur the personification of an oxymoron!

[SchmidtyXX]

Hurpy Durp durp durp durp durp hurpy durp hurp

[TheChastro]

Police are so nice over there, here in America he would have caught a beat down.

DERPINA!

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