Jay Z - 99 Problems

[SK1LLZ1LLA]

We'll see how smart you are when the canine come

[laxter127]

JAY DON'T LETTEM THEY NEED A WARRANT TO BRING THE DOGS

[usmaddog7]

JZRULEZ!!!

[bannanahammer1]

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[darts69sword]

if u got girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 sweetrolls but my bitch ate one

[rrwedding]

i got 99 beers, but a bitch drank one

[westpointe3]

Jay-Z: I got 99 problems, but.....

Lil Wayne: Ayye muh nikkka kan i be in one of yo songz i now i suk ballz at rap but i give you lyke a million dallaz YOUNG MONEYYYY BITCH AHAHAHA yeuh nikkaa whare mah cough syrupz

Jay-Z: Shit. A million dollars? Well... all right but don't fuck it up like you always do.

(After song is made)

Jay-Z: I'm rich as hell! The song sucked ass though.

[XlrGeneral]

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[OffTheGlass87]

*Once up a time not too long ago

*A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a h-

*This is not a hoe in a sense of having a pu**y

*But a p**sy having no got darn sense, try and push me

That is Bun-B from the album Ridin Dirty:

The Track is Touched

[progamerornot]

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS THEN I GOT A GF NOW I GOT 100 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH IS ONE

[3atRic3]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAY-Z

THE ROC IS IN THE BUILDING!

[DJpookid]

Does anybody know if Jay-Z intentionally stole that UGK line about "Once upon a time not too long ago..."?

[1yuyuhakushoyusuke]

i wonder what Beyonce thinks about when she hears Jayz Big Pimpin

[MizuuTV]

Battlefield 3 , fuck yea 

[SuperGm1988]

lol Beyonce deleted this from Jays ipod.

[yomama91169]

@SuperGm1988 that comment only works with big pimpin'

[SuperGm1988]

@yomama91169 Then I guess he should rename this song to 100 problems.

[Nols009]

Jay-Z: I got 99 problems, but...

Beyonce: I'm pregnant.

Jay-Z: shit...

[D3viL32]

I got 99 doughnuts, but a bitch ate one

[thatguywiththeINDENT]

@D3viL32 *cause a bitch ate one..

[Warcraftian]

IF YOU HAVIN GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT 1

[YaikonMetal]

VEVO is trying to soften the music industry. All they're doing is fucking with classics in the worst way possible. Watching a VEVO vid by someone like Jay Z or Eminem is about as painful as watching Rebecca Black for 5 hours. The artists are good though.

[wojteksliwinski88]

im jew and i dont have any problems

[lamster3004]

@wojteksliwinski88 im hitler and i had 6,000,000 problems

[jaspriit]

@lamster3004 ROFL

[NasIsLegend]

@lamster3004

haha funny as fuck i'm sooo ripped, its messed up but true for sure!

[TheCrabmen]

@wojteksliwinski88 why would you post that

[D7Pyoopascoopa133]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

thumbsuptomakethisseen!

[pigsandsheep]

@D7Pyoopascoopa133 remember when it was free? oh WAIT it still is

[coreykoehn123123123]

@D7Pyoopascoopa133 youtube has become so much bigger and unless you want to pay for youtube, they need commercials to make money, you cant wait 10-20 seconds? many songs are uploaded by users and not vevo including the one you posted this on, who cares where the info is lol, rating a video 1-5 stars now that part i agree, i like it more than likes/dislikes, who cares about a yellow subscribe button lol and users contribute a lot of the videos, more than corporations

[InjexDnB]

@D7Pyoopascoopa133 Why does it even matter if vevo uploaded the video and a user didn't? You still get to watch it.

[mrhnm]

@InjexDnB vevo censors their shit.

[MrMatrix2956]

1 person's bitch is one of their problems.

[dochayes1]

this nigga used Bun B's line from way back in the 90's. thats respect right there...

[jasonrudd14]

i love your riymes chek out mine under my name hear on youtube

[EstartheMarioboy]

@jasonrudd14 wow, dis nigga right here is dumb as fuck. he think he an average rapper. nnigga this Jay fuckin Z. nigga u dumb ass fuck. go EAT A DICK u dumb fuck

[sm82044]

@EstartheMarioboy fuck yhou nigga

[MrJamesNewton]

@EstartheMarioboy sort your life out. you ugly mess

[DountProductions]

@EstartheMarioboy

You were beat as a child weren't you?

[xllaauurrreennxo]

LOVEE this song!!

[yangistan]

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 comes" HAHAHA best part!

[Montanolxr]

lol xD nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ob

[oo0Clubland0oo]

Awesome 5* :-)Oo...