Abducted by Aliens

[shughes375]

He's drunk... tell him to come back in german for the interview when he sobbers up.

[9shapeshifter9]

Annoyingly stupid and unconvincing

[MrCommanderjones]

i wanna some of what they smoked

[pinbac92]

this is a piss take. prof roland korg. and that illustration of before and after of his dick. what a load of shit

[wishcard9]

Funny stuff :D

[luigibattista10]

SAY NO TO DRUGS AND STUPIDITY.

[xVMcVx]

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[CarlySoule]

Nice.. the aliens had buttsecks with him, and took his testicles. Nice story bro.

[philby74]

are they speaking German??

[ScitterZ]

@philby74

hahaha no, i think this is Swedish or something

[MrSkateholic]

@philby74 swedish.

[rampike74]

this isn't shgkhhhfunny.

[232323C]

what are those swiss smoking i wonder...lol hmmm

[OutlawzSBT]

this guy got in trouble for porking some sheep...that was no abduction..that was an arrest.

[mitchymoose]

That was to funny! Lol great job assholea

[twiggynothing]

thanx for the visual :(

[abalaba23]

no mames Is this a joke? the blues horror brigade look like comedians.

[abalaba23]

no mames.... is this a joke? the blues horror brigade look like comedians

[Sociopathics]

Okay, either the Swiss language sounds horrible or all of these guys are drunk/uneducated.

[renaishere27]

lol night

[SASNIGHTCRAWLER]

when the top lip goes foreward and the nose goes back and the nostrels open, eyes start to frown, no eye contact and spending more time looking away...you have a bare faced bullshitter, who looks like a film extra from Gladiator swinging an axe while wearing a horned helmet. Go and milk your fucking cows, and get your tits drained, you look nothing like a woman

[muuuh30]

hahaha stupid swiss farmers, they smell to much cow shit

[tunastrike11]

Why would they want them.

[renaishere27]

i hope this not a joke...removing of one nut? on the other hand ......if you were born with 2 then why is there one missing?

[SASNIGHTCRAWLER]

@renaishere27 The only reason he has no nuts, is because he is a Tranny and the taking of female cow steroids has given him bitch tits, he milks once a day.

[amanitaguru]

you poor girl. i got your wienerschnitzel right here

[5T3V1L]

?... for real?

[Foorythegreat]

Swiss? I could swear this was german....

[thedirtynasty]

I love it, they gave you a crudely drawn picture of what a cartoon penis looks like with only one testi.

[AnthonyMorales21]

Them darn aliens removed mah testicles..!!

[amethystiumm]

so the other one was taken by the aliens i guess:)..

[amethystiumm]

No offense but att 2:09 looks to me like 2 d!cks one normal with 2 testicles and the other with 1 ô | ô ...

[Arcink]

What iv heard is that they can't reproduce so they take our sperms and eggs lol

[Pwniddage]

Pffft hahaha i almost died at 2:07 Schematic illustration before and after omg hahaha

[MegaSupermariobro]

he had more abductions he said "this was the worst abduction ive ever had!"

[lirahlaine]

geiles video,ich habe mir fast tod gelached,die ufo hatte meine eia geklaude,die gauner ufo's,das nexte mal soltest du die kliene aliens auf die fresse hauen,ha ha ha

[Bombeni]

aww crap this is some kinda joke

[Bombeni]

The aliens must have thought he was a cow at first.

[cvfootballer2]

sounds like someone jumped this fucker then fuckd his ass and took a nut for a souevenir

[Thewestofestonia]

NAZI UFOS :D

[shadowman48]

they look like the swiss version of a REDNECK

[lynnej1970]

@shadowman48 so..

[shadowman48]

@lynnej1970 so.... they just do, and rednecks tend to get abducted more than any other kind of people... i'm not saying anything bad about anybody im just stating a fact

[lynnej1970]

@shadowman48 omg where id you get your facts,,thats such bullshit,,and maybe did you think that if you think its red necks its because of their locations,,in mountains or bush area having said that it dont matter where you live.ut bush is easier cos of isolation..wow talk about being so closed minded there benn air force ,cops,business men,like show me your proof...wow the shit pp come up with.

[HattAttack]

euronigarz

[ThePrayerHotline]

ha ha who on earth would still be happy if he is missing one of his testicles? The guy was even smiling while telling it. So I guess this claim is fake.

[JelleBongaerts]

hahaha

[sic666maggot]

I have got to get my hands on that bomb ass weed. They are smokin some good shit

[NobleRoyalty]

haha

[Battery9876]

fascinating!

Thanks for sharing troesenbeck.

[palmina77italiana]

LMAO- "I woke up and my anus was hurting and my testicle was missing.." then the other guy (lmao!!!) "I don't care he was an ass hole anyways.." Too funny

[xxwendyx]

what a load off bollocks pardon the pun now

[Nebzz]

LOL! Funny video. I make shapes with my airzooka that look just like that UFO.

Where do you go to school to get a degree in ufology?

[AmericanRelic2hear]

The man seemed genuinely convinced to me. I'm inclined to believe something happened to him. It's easy to prove if he had two before; don't they have pediatricians there. His wife and parents can validate that part (pardon the pun).

[fecklessmovies]

Those "things" obviously don't include the rules of English grammar.

[grubbfinds]

i went up in a light once , and now I know thing's .

[elbandero2006]

may be you Bbarcue you r testicle!! jajaja!!!

[solidsmoka]

Hey this shit isn't a joke, one time I was walking home from my guys house and seen a light in the sky. I looked at it and was kind of mesmorized. Then it rotated in a circular motion and vanished. It took me about 6 years to realize that I was abducted because they mess with your brain. It felt like a clear/fuzzy dream and all I remember was a chair and a dim room that looked like it had no walls.

[bouiglob]

tell me more

[benthemiester]

I had an experience with what I considered to be aliens, it was the most terrifying event that ever happened to me. Most people think its a joke but I was actually probed repeatedly and I know they were aliens because they spoke a different language after they were done with me, one of them called out with a loud voice and said La MIGRA and they were chased by other aliens who were disguised as border patrol agents, but they didnt fool me.They never even told me they loved me THOSE BASTARDS!!!.

[TheStanleyman777]

2:10 hahahaha priceless

[socalled47]

Oooops! Stay of the cocaine dude and that will stop your fucking visions of aliens! Or you had a bad dream which you think is real! Just like every other DICKHEAD who thinks they have been abducted by aliens.

[kissnation95]

notice how its only south or western pppl who claim this shit

[AdultSwimBumpChannel]

the guy with the long hair looks EXACTLY like Alex Webster.

[wajdiwalid]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooser

[availabillity1]

what would they want a testicle for?

aliens don't even have dicks from the so called real pics that we have seen. what do you do with a man's ball in outer space? you can't even juggle with it.

[availabillity1]

but like I said, they don't appear to have any reproductive organs and if they did, how would they use a human's sperm when their dna composition is different? I've heard of alien abductions that occured to women and afterwards these women found themselves being pregnant for no apparent reason, but even if they got knocked up by aliens, how and why would they possibly do that? why would they want to interbreed when they appear to be superior in mind? I mean, would we cross a man and a goat?

[availabillity1]

no, but we would cross Einstein's brain with some random man, to create someone intelligent. theoritically talking, of cource. but you get the idea.

[limlamo656]

its for a testicle soup!

man stop using LSD!!!

[availabillity1]

haha! Good one!

[dontswin]

Is this Blues Horror Brigade a rock band this man is associated with? I am confused about this link..

This is the very first time I ever heard of Aliens taking a guys testicle, there are cases where they have taken whats inside tho. At 4:45 til the end he sure does look authentic in what he says either that or he is one hellova great actor!

For me, I think he actually did experience something(his wife sure is convincing also) ! This case never made it into the National Spotlight

[NeckoPoezje]

LMFAO!

[PaterTuus]

Tchhom

Aliens HAVE abducted not only Asians, but likewise Africans, Europeans, Americans, South Americans, and Australians: every breed of human on this earth.

And everyone almost steadily reports sighting the greys.

Aliens are real.

[tchhom]

When will an Asian be abbucted by aliens ?

[jizzking]

thats what i was wondering but for som reason aliens dont fuck wit asians..lol they know better...lol

asians tend to be more in touch with their spiritual side, where as whites, blacks, and hispanics dont..aliens are somehow related closely with spirituality...

[cerebrox2000]

asians are closest related to them so they dont do your research

[jizzking]

and how do you know this? the aliens ppl see tend to look caucasian or are similar to the beings depicted in modern day sci fi films..

[DragonHill87]

lol that's funny. And true.

[lane83180]

@tchhom they are the aliens all short and weird lookin and shit.......think about it

[turgeo2004]

@tchhom asians are too smart for these aliens havent you noticed that only rednecks and idiots get abducted? oh and also asians carry the black vd, and since these aliens abduct for sex, they dont want any stds.

[5T3V1L]

@tchhom they are aliens

[Erika445566]

@tchhom Never. Aliens dont abduct their own kind..

[coderfifty9]

whutta bunch of fucking goofs hahaha

[bigbratsinmymouth]

How can anybody proove this is bullshit or not bullshit?

[OxXxRenegadexXxO]

YEA!!!! hes wearing a slayer t shirt lol

[FabriUK]

fucking funny, i hope the aliens give his missing ball back and come back to stitch his bullet hole properly

[RuneDayzCerda]

this is bullshit

[loachendormi]

bollocks

[Flatterfrauch]

Vielleicht versteckt sech der fählend Sack i de Chöpf vo dene Type :D :D :D

geil

[nicstage]

...the same happen to me a few days ago!!

[nygiantsfromcali]

me u were that guy huh i member