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  • What would you do in case of alien invasion- Roy Nelson: I would eat them all

  • Whose the guy @ :11 w/ the hat on?

  • Whatever you do aliens, please abduct Dana White.

  • Ill get jose aldo to leg kick them to death

  • hey guys join my channal full mma fights

  • koscheck would be like wait, alien i just got poked in the eye.

  • who would of those al the ufc fighters are traitors to the human race!! Almost every one of them siad they would side with the aliens fuckin traitors!

  • there's no need to be fear brothers they are our one big family

  • Bader will use his light saber.

  • @sonatakrump well he shoulda used it one Jones lol

  • Maybe the real Alien invasion they are talking about is the UFC taking over the MMA world by storm while acquiring opposing organization, Like Pride FC and Strike Force, and destroying others such as Affliction and Elite XC. Talk about Alien invasion alright, that's more like hostile take over. But hey, you have to do it if you want to be the biggest and brightest. All the other Major sports organizations have done it. Gordon Gekko once said, "GREED IS GOOD".

  • that nigga at :17 look like a aline lol

  • Fedor was caught sleeping with female newsreporters from strikeforce thats and was caught on tape when girl kissed him.

    That angered his wife and his having trouble in his marriage, thats why he is losing lately cause hes not concentrated on fights

  • @gelira123 WOW really!!!???? where did you get your info?

  • @gelira123 You're a Troll. LOL Fedor won a fight in Afflection and some whore came up to kiss him and he backed off.

  • @gelira123 Quit posting this shit on all the UFC videos. Fedor is a legend and your just an idiot ;D

  • This is why aliens dont want to help us, they see us as idiots, some people would want to shoot an alien as soon as they see one? For fuck sakes how redneck are you, if i saw an alien id do my best to interact with it in a peaceful way hoping it wouldnt harm me but i would still shit my pants probably if i saw one.

  • Call US Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services they'll take care of that problem right? @.@"

  • Theres no such thing as aliens my government says so

  • Haha Munoz face at 0:08 *Gasp!*

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  • Miguel, looking for hot alien chic's!

    Good luck bud!

  • Miguel, looking for hot alien chic's!

    Good luck bud!

  • Call jon Fitch to decision on the aliens

  • that guys new nick name should be "Mr Probe".

  • i pretend to greet them then land a jab followed by an uppercut lmao

  • See how hostile humans are 90% said they would get guns/weapons and the others talked about sex. some people have the gull to say were not an animal.

  • @Ruimarques123

    and i take it that you would welcome a different lifeform with milk and cookies?

  • LOL HE WOULD LET THEM PROBE HIM LOL

  • I'd just tell the aliens "I'm not impressed by your PERFORMANZZZ" and they would leave.

  • @WorldExtremeCholo oh...right.

  • He wants to get probed, interesting.

  • hot alien chicks?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT

  • guns and alien chicks.....i have found a home in ufc!

  • only a fool tells anyone they have guns in the house. idiots.

  • @WorldExtremeCholo Its legal to have guns in your house idiot.

  • @spifffeh yes guns are legal but what I meant was, weapons are best kept secret. you know what I mean?

  • i think they spend to much time getting punched in the head

  • @flyslaier how so? becuz the fitch fight wasnt too exciting..? u dont know shit bro trust me

  • BJ penn sucks balls

  • i would let them probe me lolz

  • call chuck norris to save us.

  • ah lol...they will cry first when it happens

  • samurai sword vs an alien race with millions of years of advancement in technology?

    yeah he'll be fine..

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk you are assuming alien have millions of years of advancement

  • @aguywithasniper Well since they can travel in space its safe to say weapon wise they could have a trick or two up there sleeve.

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk maybe they don't need weapons. what if they werent like humans and didnt feel the need to kill eachother, or us?

  • @aguywithasniper Well then it would not be an "invasion" right? There discussing an invasion not a meet and greet xD

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk you are correct.

  • can sm1 tell me what the hell is wrong with their ears... :(

  • @SalmanBari86 its called mushroom ears cause when they fight they pop eachothers ears and thats the result of mma

  • Fuck ,maybe apart from Garcia, they are all retards !

  • LOL 

  • 1:15 young randy couture wants aliens to probe his anus?? What the hell??

  • The black guy is the smartest.

  • @satanlolz666 hahah! He did have the most legit answer.

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  • @FreeFireGaming Taught? Way to go.

  • @OfLaSoul Oh I made a spelling mistake and you didn't. It doesn't make you better than me ass wipe.

  • @FreeFireGaming Maybe it doesn't but I'm sure the Mexicans can differentiate between taught and thought ;)

  • @OfLaSoul Dude it was a fucking joke if it offends you so much I will take it down. Jesus.

  • Cool video. Thanks for posting.

  • should have asked Brian Stann...USMC

    xD

  • huh sounds like they have alot of guns

  • @xDeaDxProphecY Nothing wrong with having a lot of guns.

  • thenoblequran (Ctrl+Enter)

  • dude said he wanted a samurai sword looked like an alien

  • They should of asked Chael Sonnen this question.

  • @GoldDragoon07 He'd still be talking shit about aliens right now.

  • fuck miguel torres that skinny little pussy

  • @rwafullmetal88888 Torres would prison rape you

  • "It'd be a good time to get on your roof, you know? Do some target practice."- Ryan Bader. I would probably find my family. Then I'd probably start kicking those freakin aliens in the head. Cro Cop style for real.

  • Jon Jones IS a part of the alien invasion!

  • id go jon bones jones on their ass

  • LOl to the person who said they would let themselves get PROBED

  • Go BJ!!!! But I think Fitch is gonna lay n pray this one... unless he feels pressure to finish :P

  • White guys- I have a lot of guns

    The Latinos- Fuck their women

    buhahhaha fuckin love America and all the ufc fighters

  • why not to organize a mma tournament aliens vs humans?

  • i would do a triange choke on them

  • donald cerrone is funny.

  • If i saw an alien I'd lube up my dick and try to fuck it.

  • HAHAHA

  • Funny shit.

  • Trust only us who speak of mother earth. love and equality, not yesterdays events, but those topics tend to be more important, not for long."

  • jesus did court have a relapse

  • subscribe to my channel ive lotsof full fights and more are on there way please watch and let me no what u think :)

  • God damn! UFC fighters are all about their guns and women! ...& Probing aparently..

  • @15leighton I think this applies for most men... minus the probing.

  • i would hide behind silva

  • @farthaha123 Which one?

  • @1029Itachi .........really???? anderson silva best p4p fighter in the world everyone HATES silva but i dont giva a sjit the man is the best

  • @farthaha123 Hey, I'm pretty damn sure Thiago Silva and Wanderlei Silva could some alien ass too.

  • lololol awesome. Sad our first reaction is.. KILL IT. lol then fuck it hahaha. in that order.

    Isint interspecies dating also known as bestiality?

  • i would do what bill murray did in zombieland. steal a costume and dress up as one of them

  • lol donald cerrone had the right idea, make love not war

  • damn these guys really dont like mexicans and the whole border crossing thing.

  • go to 1:42 to skip ads

  • "i'd let them probe me."  WTF

  • @fruitysnacks101 i laughed sooo hard at that one

  • Brock Lesnar said "I already fought an alien in my last fight"

  • i'd go mma on those aliens . knock them out , armbar'em , bet they don't know that shit

  • Why does every mixed martial artist have guns? hahaha

  • lol at paul taylor,'find Will Smith' haha

  • Dude I don't care if they would have superior weapons. That's like saying because we have guns now a days a bow and arrow won't work.... just because we have guns doesn't mean we couldn't fuck them up if they had lasers lol. Nothing survives a .50 cal to the dome. Just saying

  • i don't know what i would do in that situation i'll be honest, but i would probably try to find jon jones because he would probably be doin ok

  • Court Mcgee's answer is the best

  • 0:09 mark munoz hahaha

  • liddell would get piss-drunk & start swinging at anything that stepped on his props,tito would bitch that he might not have a chance at getting his title back if the ETs took over earth,fitch would try 2 take 1 to the ground and bore the shit out of everyone 4 15 mins,chael sonnen would let the roid-rage subside,joe diesel riggs would get his ass kicked(suprise,suprise),and anderson silva would welcome the reunion of his long lost relatives who have finally returned 4 him!

  • @READY2REVOLT2DAY damn that comment is funny and hell of true!!

  • Young couture is fucking gay he WANTS them to probe him???

  • @AlcoholicSemenStain I thought it was funny.

  • Brock lesnar will probably try to challenge the aliens to a disco showdown.

  • @GoatseObama Brock would just try to avoid getting hit.

  • We can all make them Watch A couple of Jon Fitch's Fights and they would get sooooo bored they would just leave planet earth!

    GO BJ!!

  • @shogun1523 loooooooooooooooooooooool

  • @shogun1523 yeah go Blow Job

  • Mark Munoz "I'd run" LMAO XD

  • GSP Riddum would save us all....

  • @shogun1523 dude, fuckin hilarious

    pro shit right there, lol

  • Court Mcgee is a camper

  • Miguel Torres in the avatar thingy, i thought they meant "alien invasion" as in all the Mexican/Hispanic fighters coming thru in the UFC! my bad!

  • @Agnelum1 Fail

  • @Agnelum1 Fail lol

  • @Agnelum1 haha, funny though!

  • Miguel Torres is a freak lol

  • Fuck why do they all want to fuck the aliens? lol Typical MMA guys with sleazy sex on the mind ;)

  • ah fashoo i got 4 thumbs up on my comment for the 1st time!lol the blackhouse one hahahaa

  • armbars for evey alien that comes down, just be tapping em' out as they arrive mate

  • jones prolly is an alien with that long 84 inch reach

  • @DakotaS281 He has a longer reach than the 7 foot tall guy fighting at heavyweight. That makes no sense.

  • @ninjajesus81 well its true search up his statistics u dick

  • @DakotaS281 It's true? I know it's true, that's why I fuckin said it. You didn't say it, so why are taking credit for it?

  • lol they all have a lot of guns

  • look the ear of the fighters...90% of guys in this video are the cauliflower ear

  • what the fuck

  • I'd find Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo, get a BIG bag of weed and get some alien broads, yup

  • @mixedmartialarts21 yes because eddie bravos and joe rogans dream in life is to smoke weed with you and get some chicks.. specialy when one of them is married with 2 kids

  • I'd put one in an omoplata and make it tap out.

  • Knock,submit,slam them the fuck out!

  • Jon jones: i'll elbow them 12/12 no disqualify from mazzzigatti lol.

  • @Ikiendangi 12/12? Is that some kind of new super move?

  • @Ikiendangi I think they're called 12-6 elbows..... just saying lol

  • they would actually would just like to meet torres n c his bussiness in the front n party in the back mullet, n they would also like to meet chuck norris

  • lol we all think guns will help, itll just kill us faster!

  • I's call border patrol

  • I'd get a gun, oh you crazy yanks!!

  • HOT ALIEN CHICKS HAHAHA GUY IS A LEGEND <3

  • they should just talk about hot chicks than aliens.

  • Ryan Bader gets a black cloak, a black helmet, pulls of his Laser Blade and brings FORCE-DOMINION to the aliens.

  • cerrone, all class!

  • koscheck will be like wait i got poked in the eye

  • @ablackguyonweed kosheck is tough. he kept fighting when most wouldve quit

  • @ablackguyonweed

    He didn't get poked man. GSP smashed the side of his orbital and gave him nerve damage on his face. He's not cleared to do any training for months. Not trying to give excuses why he lost, I'm just saying. It was way more severe then a mere eye poke

  • Miguel has the right answer. There's really nothing else to do.

  • "I'd let them probe me".....Really? WTF!

  • @navanand81 LOL!!!

  • LMAO at Kingsbury. Awesome.

  • Ide find my way to the Black House gym,and just sleep safely at night,with Silva,JDS,Machida,Aldo,Mo, and both Nogs watching the door.

  • @spyderchihustler I'd find Blackhouse and get Machida to go one on one with the aliens. They would shoot at him and try to attack him but couldn't hit him because he's so 'elusive' meanwhile I would find all the best wrestlers in the UFC and during the Machida confusion they would sneak in, double leg them take them down and lay on them. Meanwhile while taking a shit I'd read Forrests book and learn how to survive the apocalypse. Fuck not enogh characters remaining...but more ideas

  • @MidnightFireBurst I'm sure everyone is just as interested in hearing those " more ideas ".........what a treat that probably would be.Especially after ur last set of plans......dumb-ass,what r u , retarded or something?

  • make em tap out!!!!

  • Jon Jone is a good guy

    gr8 fighter

  • the first thing u should do when u see an alien is to shoot the fucker in the balls , their balls are huge but thats their weakness i know cause thats how i kill them in lost planet 2 , and the best weapon to use is the ( Pile Bunker )

  • Did dude say he will let them "probe" him... wow

  • why do these people have so strange ears?

  • @NEPTUNKILLAH years of wresting and grappling without protective head gear. They tend to think it's a badge of honor but it's just ugly to me. Lol.

  • @NEPTUNKILLAH lol.. cuz they are aliens... nah their ears get damaged when grappling on the ground

  • Cheick Kongo would knee them in the balls

  • koscheck would tell the alien he got poked in the eye.

  • If aliens saw us they'd think wtf is that and if we saw them it'd be the exact same reaction so we'd both be on the same page.